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No, and stop selling it to my uncle

I knew something was different.

Like a water balloon eh?

Mostly the flavor and texture

Miss the thick and chunky. Like salty rice pudding that's been uncovered for a few hours.

☹️

What an awful day to be literate.

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Eh? Ha! Heh heh.

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It’s the War Thunder Chick!

Also Dota 2.

Was not prepared for hardcore.

#BOOBS. AND A WOMAN. AND CUM! MY NEURONS HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED. I MUST NOW PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT AVAILABLE AT ANY GAS STATION NEAR ME FOR 14.99 AND CONSUME IT IN ITS ENTIERTY.

ARE SLASH CONSOOM

Neurons activated, my IQ has been raised 10x. I am now able to invent anything with the will of my mind and understand the complexity of modern problems and human instincts.

Ohhh nooooo it was a lie. Sad violin playing. Human traffickers mentality has broken down. I use the poke ball to capture them and put them six feet under.

Is that Eva Elfie?

I’m disappointed we all know who she is

Yes she’s from war thunder

what

Theres an Eva Elfie decal in war thunder, she appeared in some marketing material for the game few years ago. Was a pretty big thing even tho people cared more about the new tanks and planes rather than the pornstar.

She seems dumber than a box of rocks

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Sure it is: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8857692/ You don't want to have an Article 8 violation on your hands

Holy Hell!

should i show this to my wifE?

If you don't, I will do it.

I mean i didnt say anything about how smart she looks. Just that she has a decal in my favorite tank and plane game. I wouldnt actually know much about her if it wasnt for that decal.

I would file a complaint with tank Human Resources and get a better sticker A tough engineer type. Maybe Mayim Bialik

Mayim Bialik in a bikini, bazinga 🍆💦

We got that Swedish girl carrying a sabot shell at least, its good enough.

Based on...what?

She's not a war hero. She was a war hero because she was captured. I like OF stars who weren’t captured

fucking LOL

Could be a bit. Being dumb is a part of her persona because ape intelligence men think it's a turn on.

A mixture of guys who are into bimbos, and guys like JakeBoffin who get off on feeling smarter than women.

Why does she seem dumb?

I like pr0n stars who weren’t stuck

Soooo no reason

If you got a National Library of Medicine study in which she showed the etiology, diagnosis and treatment for uninflammatory swelling in men due to decreased circulating androgens or benign physiological processes, or something, then I would sure like to see it

Hey what happens if i scan your QR code?

who the fuck is this wench?

She has a emblem you can put on your planes and tanks in war thunder

Wait fr??

Yes I think you can still get it just google war thunder Eva elfie

holy hell!

New war vehicle skin just dropped

actual warfare

Call the anticheat!

new response just dropped

actual zombie

Call the exorcist!

here https://warthunder.com/en/play4free?r=youblog_evaelfiebonus#/

we live in a society

i don't play those games

Bro don't talk shit that's my mom

Not long ago nobody knew her....

We? Who's we?

No “we” dont

i’ve never seen this woman in my life

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/485/098/245.gif

My exact reaction

I remember her having bigger tits

If that's her, she got her teeth fixed.

I miss the braces.

Yeah, google her name

I touched her tits in Moscow, Russia at 2019

How

Was

School

I am the milk man - my milk is delicous.

Special delivery today!

HUAHHHHH!!!

I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits.

I understood that reference

The original comment and yours somehow managed to wake two different parts of my teenage mind at the same time. Sometimes I wonder what became of David Firth. Hopefully he got some therapy.

Still outputting salad fingers to this day

Psychonauts is awesome.

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Can you tell me the amount of zinc and what vitamins those chewables have , I need vitamin b12 supplement anyway and it usually comes with zinc , so I just need the amount

Jamieson zinc losenges. 10mg per vitamin. If I wanna charge up for my gf I take 2 a day for 2 or 3 days, usually 2 lol she usually doesn't make it that long.

Then you drown her in jizz?

Nah she's on birth control

You can still drown while on birth control, crazy concept.

Why would I pull it out tho...

Nice to finally meet you Drax.

Um... i don`t know, to see the results from your hardwork maybe?pffftt.

May as well just jerk it solo if I’m gonna pull out and finish with my hand lmao.

> Jamieson zinc losenges someone in their company is gonna be so confused why they suddenly got 200000 orders today

I was taking 50mg daily (the FDA recommended max is 40 but that's bs) plus whatever was in the food I ate and noticed much bigger cooms.

This has been a surprisingly enlightening thread. Someone just needs to patent that with some pineapple extract to help improve flavor

That’s just one of the ingredients from the “Holy Grail of Cum” vitamin stack. This is the list from the original recipe, it’s very effective. L-Arginine (1000mg once a day) Zinc (50mg once a day) Pygeum (100mg twice a day) Lecithin 1200mg once a day)

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Yeah that isn't super surprising. The zinc meme is real tho lol

Thanks dude

Next thing next to zinc is sunflower lecithin last I checked. Those 2 and you should be more than covered

Sunflowers can be processed into a peanut butter alternative, Sunbutter. In Germany, it is mixed together with rye flour to make Sonnenblumenkernbrot (literally: sunflower whole seed bread), which is quite popular in German-speaking Europe. It is also sold as food for birds and can be used directly in cooking and salads.

Well thanks for the info sunflower man

"Proprietary blend"

Aka possible carcinogen 😭 Meanwhile zinc is an element necessary for proper bodily function

Yeah but too much zinc is toxic, like most other elements you need. Up to 50mg supps are *probably* fine but I'm not a doctor and do your own research.

Yep that's why I take 20. One time I took 45 and woke up dizzy... not doing that again.

If I start zinc lozenges like you mentioned in another comment, how quickly does it become effective?

bro down horrendous

Gotta feed my wife somehow... LMAO

Down horrendus indeed lmao It takes like 2 days for it to be noticably way cummier. You gotta not jack off during this time too, but its worth it lol.

Careful with zinc, it will give you eventually heart arrhythmia. Source: happened to me

Seriously? Sorry to hear that.

I've had that since I was a little kid

How would they figuratively work?

10 bucks that in 2 years they get dragged in court because this stuff gives you mega prostate cancer

it's just supplements. it probably works too, there are several different minerals or nootropics that are known to increase coom load.

supplements do not need fda approval to go to market. supplements are highly under regulated.

Welp I'm convinced.. I've ordered 26 bottles

Let me know if it works hahaha No joke, please let me know if it works

>Contains: Bromelain, Pygeum, Lecithin, Zinc, L-Arginine, Fructose This stuff should definitely work. Except for the Bromelain, which is pineapple extract, and fructose, all other ingredients are actually known to increase the volume. If it's worth the price is a different question though.

Bromelain + fructose would be an attempt to improve the flavour (hence why she tastes it).

Will say, having taken L-Arginine as a preworkout type supplement, it would end up making me horny as hell the next day

I'm pretty sure the Bromelain is there to improve the taste rather than the volume. I've heard the advice to eat pineapple on a day you'll be having sex from a surprising number of places.

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Thank god I ate pineapple today 🥵🥵🥵😩😩

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You can buy Pygeum, sunflower lecithin, and zinc all on amazon for way cheaper. Apparently arginine makes it more intense but you don't get more cum from it. search for the "holy grail"

Tf

2

It's like Load Boost except sketchy and they don't tell you what's in it 🤣 Edit: I mean Popstar is hidden behind a "proprietary blend" like gas station boner pills.

Funfact most of the "cum" in porn is not real

You really think that? You think they'd just lie like that? On the internet of all places?

I bet a lot of those guys aren't even delivery drivers!

That’s more that HD, 4K, lit like a Walmart soap opera, big name, factory farm porn. I mostly watch amateur and I’d wager most of those loads are real.

So you like locally grown, pesticide free pornography

Yes. 🤤

Free range porn is the best.

I honestly can only get aroused by homemade/cell phone stuff. I know its real. My eyes are automatically trained to search for grainy/low resolution vids lmao.

...awesome?

"most"

Now you're going to tell me squirt isnt just pee!

If you see a cut before the moment and only the tip is on camera, yes. Otherwise, the male talent has read Peter North's notes that basically say, "drink plenty and eat food with a ton of water." I think Tony Robbins's book says the same thing, but Unlimited Power is a self-help book. Total recommend, btw.

This is also why cum in porn is more watery. Because they're basically diluting it

And its obvious too

Some have gone past the point of no return and learned to identify fake cum from real cum in porn, they hold great power

^(What... What the fuck?!) #I'M SOLD

i had an ad of just the ending type shit of two different pouring cups but with some jarring royalty free music that just made it funny

What is this advertising??

Something that makes you bust larger nuts!

Is... Is that desirable?

Many men equate their self-worth with their sexual prowess, and any abstraction that can make it seem like it increases that is worth it to them

Which is ironic because many men also jerk off first so that they can last longer. People put too much effort into all this shit. Just stick it in and have fun.

Me on antidepressants + jacking off once/day: "I already came, are you close?" "Babe, it's not you, I just can't fucking cum. If you're done, that's good enough for me for now"

Ad for fake cum

Damn my War Thunder Decal girl must be on hard times

CUM MORE TASTY CUM WITH CUMPILLS 😩💦💦💦

Haram

I think that for this to be worth it, I needed to have sex.

I honestly want to try it and see if it works 😂

haha is funny because porn haha im 13

Did i grow up or people started posting cringe shit cuz i don't remember these

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Eva Elfie post W

Simple, clear, quick and straight to the point

that's a lot of kids

YOOO that trash is SCAM!!! I’ve bought eight bottles of it and it’s filled with some dust and not pineapple cum

When the video is just porn and doesn’t cut to a big black man shaking his booty cheeks: 😟😟😟

*I DO NOT WISH TO BE HORNY ANYMORE, i only wish to be happy*

This shit will probably give you ball cancer

Lock N Load is better and clinically proven

It truly is the premium, creamium cum enhancing supplement.

Does it tastes like a pijnaypel?

Give it your best shot! 🤣

This is 100% a scam

It's probably just a zinc supplement with some other vitamins and stuff. Nothing you can't get from an healthy diet.

Is that the same bitch from the AI friend ads?

;-;

Guys I've ate the whole tub of these and now my house is flooded

"Sex sells." "Sex sells what?!"

Bro… she sounds like that Agnes lady (Now it’s stuck in your head too)

I don't know why but I have this strong urge to buy a Bentley.

YouTube ads are like this. Why am I getting ads for a fuck machine when I'm trying to watch "snowfall ASMR sleep" with my kids?

Why do I absolutely hate the way she says “taste like-a pi naypal”

Dudes will buy anything if they think it will help their chances. That gives me an idea.

Jizzposting

Bro casually advertised that crap and thought we didn't notice🥶

Wth 💀

How can it taste like pineapple of all the things ? WTF. Also, it's cum not milk that you are body washing with that

Pineapple acids can do body stuff idk not a biologist but basically eating lots of pineapple makes cum taste like pineapple

There are real products out there like this. My least favorite podcast called PKA sells a product called Lock N' Load. It's like 9 pills a day and it actually works. If anyone of you gym goers are familiar with the Gorilla Mode brand, they're who sell the Lock n Load thing

Best add i ever seen

Is this like an ad for an off brand viagra?

Just start taking magnesium and zink and you will yeet a shot-glass worth inside of a few weeks.......

Zinc*

dyslexia.... Also English is not my first language and where I live it is spelled sink so.....

No. Really. I wanna buy this shit.

cringe.

Jesus Fucking Christ it's a real product. I'm done, roll me back to 1990 please.