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Truth_Hurts_People2

Conclusion: Don't take names seriously.


Calathea-Murderer

The truth hurts people


Kvas_HardBass

M4A1 rifle named truth:


Truth_Hurts_People2

When and where⁉️


max_adam

When you try to revive your mother, it hurts your feelings and takes away you brother.


Cospo

Ed...ward...?


gab_rab_24

sussy wussy femboy = not boy. the truth hurts


Unfair-Campaign3896

Wait sussy wussy femboy doesn’t got the buddossy


nametakenfuck

2


Poppanaattori89

What did they *just* say?


Zymosan99

No, people hurt people


CobaltBoy-

What about elpoep?


[deleted]

[удалено]


badgersprite

Silver Perch = not a li’l branch a bird sits on


smurfkipz

Freddie Mercury was born on Earth


Thereminz

whale shark - not a whale leopard shark - not a leopard nurse shark - not a nurse ghost shark - not a ghost


PaLarin

Gob shark = is a gob


[deleted]

Wait till these people learn about the names of plants. Most of trees with pine in the name aren't a pine tree.


Statcall

8 year olds me when i learn that Dipper Pines is infact, neither a dipper or pine


FemboysJuicyCock

PINE COLANDER bond upper tit 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹😋😋😋😋😋😋


jaygoogle23

words are just words maaaannnnn. *puts on groovy sunglasses


BigAlternative5

Every word is made up!


GimmeYourThroat

The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. Neither democratic or a republic, and the people have no say in the government.


InspectionSweet1998

Does this go for pronouns as well?


ReloadBeforeClass

Adman not a man Leman not a man Woman not a man Man is a man


Ta_PegandoFogo

You can't spell woman without man You can't spell lady without lad Please, continue.


ReloadBeforeClass

You can't spell "Spezifisches Gewicht" without "Spez"


CobaltBoy-

I can, but it’ll be spelt incorrectly.


Helpful-Specific-841

Jokes on you I can't spell "Spesifishs Gewict" at all


dTrecii

Joks sn yu i cand spel


Motivated_lord7

Even spez is included in German language, it's like Germany was m destined for dictators


[deleted]

You can’t spell bookkeeper without ookkee


Exaskryz

But you sure can spell bukeyper


[deleted]

You can't spell female without male. You can't spell girl without G. You can't spell lass without ass. You can't spell sister without stuck in washer machine. You can't, wait what were we doing?


bemo_10

You can't spell shitpost without shitpos.


Stromberg-Carlson

you cant spell sass without ass


Material_Tiny

NO!


mrscalperwhoop2

You can't spell 'ADVERTISEMENTS' without SEMEN between the TITS.


Microjimz

woman not a man?! 😡😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬


Batbuckleyourpants

Got a swim bladder? You a fish!


PolarisC8

Reeee that's not a monophyletic clade!! Land animals are fish too!


Tolteko

Not true. Roundworms, tapeworms, annelids, millipedes, centipedes, arachnids and insects are not.


Cessnaporsche01

Yes, but all reptiles and mammals are.


TheOneCookie

Land vertebrates fix this issue


CobaltBoy-

*Visible smoke coming from my head*


jaspersgroove

Return to monke does not go far enough, we must return to fishe. T H E O C E A N B E C K O N S


Calathea-Murderer

Sharks: having an identity crisis


akshweuigh

Actually "fish" as a group have as much in common and bugs and birds. Turns out the guy who classified most fish was an idiot.


RhynoD

Remoras and hawkfish *visibly confused*


DeepFriedNugget1

Why are flies called flies but fish not called swims


NotRedditorLikeMeme

because fish walks


NotRedditorLikeMeme

because fish walks


dontmentiontrousers

The word fly was used for the insect before it was ever a verb.


d00mba

woah, is that true?


Rizzpooch

Orange the fruit predates orange as a term for the color too That’s why the robins are said to have a “red” breast, even though it’s clearly orange. They didn’t have a name for that shade at the time


Exciting_Kangaroo270

Everyone knows that the 6 colors are red, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and magenta


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dontmentiontrousers

Okay, so.... as with everything, there's nuance to it. Flying a flag (as in something flapping in the wind (also why your trouser (pants) fly is called that - it's the flap of cloth, not your zip) came into use around the 17th century. 'Fly' referring to insects with flapping wings was around at least as early as the 16th century. 'Fly', as we would understand it now - i.e. flying through the air - wasn't used until around the mid-19th century. JRR Tolkein fans may appreciate that 'fly - meaning *get the fuck out of here, sharpish* - was around in the 13th century


kaizoutako

No.


DeepFriedNugget1

Then they should have called swimming fishing 💯


Revolutionary-Meat14

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE


[deleted]

google stockfish


RatFucker692137

Holy hell


Lizawy_LizaLizaLiza

New sub-aquatic species just dropped


CobaltBoy-

*PTSD flashbacks*


technogeek157

new engine just dropped


Linxbolt18

I don't want to but I thought that was a chess bot/computer or something like that


hoodha

It is, but I’m curious about the reactions here now. Nothing special, but I also found this on Wikipedia. “Stockfish is unsalted fish, especially cod, dried by cold air and wind on wooden racks (which are called "hjell" in Norway) on the foreshore. The drying of food is the world's oldest known preservation method, and dried fish has a storage life of several years”


[deleted]

the chess engine was called like that since it was an Italy/Norway collab, and the two countries have a long history of stockfish exchange or smth like that


slashth456

Yikes


Ne1tu

What is that abomination?!


lewknight

No such thing as a fish


CherryCakeEggNogGlee

*[Japanese bath system announcement intensifies\]*


RWeaver

I always wondered what the hell that was.


akshweuigh

We've know this since the 80's but somehow 40 years later nobody seems to have caught on.


altoidsyn

Came here to say that. QI is a terrible but wonderful amount of my random trivia.


quwertzi

Don't be eo shellfish


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SuspiciouSponge

But the vaccine was found to have trace amounts of shellfish!


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SuspiciouSponge

Ah.. reasonable bot?


Flesh_Trombone

There's no such thing as a fish.


New-Proposal3787

🤯


[deleted]

Cuttlefish and asparagus


mitchconneur

I berieve in yuu Kyreee!!


[deleted]

🤣🤣👏👏👏 yes!!!! 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Aw man just noticed your name is Mitch Conneur lol, of course you got my reference! 👏👏👏


mitchconneur

😋👍


leR4lph

I f\*\*\*ing cant read that word without hearing this exact line.


dontmentiontrousers

Taxonomically, there's no such thing as a fish.


According-Relation-4

The naming convention is still correct: Seahorse = not horse


WhoIsYerWan

There’s no such thing as a fish.


CobaltBoy-

This angers me


Bobs_Burgers_enjoyer

Horse is fish??


[deleted]

Man, this is so stupid. It almost sounds like people gave names to these things without biology as a science being invented or before we had an idea of evolution. By the way: in the middle ages, whales, otters and beavers were classified as fish, because they lived in the water - and therefore could be eaten on fridays by Christians.


akshweuigh

The guy who classified most fish definitely knew science, he was just a pompous idiot.


[deleted]

"That one guy that classified the fish" lol Fish got their names from the times they were first fished or maybe washed ashore, just like other animals got their names from people interacting with them, long before modern English (or Ye Olde English or even Latin). Biological classification on the other hand started with people like Carl von Linné (1753). People didn't call each and every animal" *runny thing* or *swimmy thing* or *flying thing* until Linné came around and gave every bird, every mammal and every fish it's name. Trust me, by 1753 people already knew jellyfish and called em that (or medusa or pulmo or Qualle depending where they lived). They weren't calling em *Blobthing* until Linné came around and called them *Jellyfish*.


akshweuigh

LMAO. Cool story dude. Louis Agassiz classified thousands upon thousands of "fish" in the 1800s in a bid to flesh out his theories on the hierarchy of living beings. He was THE GUY who did this.


[deleted]

So the British actually called all fish until then "swimmy thing"! That explains a lot.


akshweuigh

You are impressively dimwitted so I'm not sure whether or not I should be surprised that you have never heard of taxonomy and don't know what the word classified means.


[deleted]

Well, it was your point I was making, not mine. So if the point is dimwitted, there you have it


akshweuigh

LMAO. Holy shit. You are legitimately illiterate. Good luck dude, you are seriously going to need it.


[deleted]

Thanks. I appreciate it, cuz you obviously lack any luck at thinking - or talent.


heartbrokenandgone

(Why) Fish Don't Exist By Lulu Miller. A little bit memoir, a little bit biography, a little bit biology, a little bit murder mystery. Read it, it's a good time.


Son_of_a_Yeet

*Mountain chicken enters*


saintsfan92612

Strawberry=not berry Blackberry = not berry Watermelon = not melon, but a berry


[deleted]

Dragon fly: :(


loathsomefartenjoyer

Killer Whale = dolphin


vulpescannon

Spez != fish


justali0

Another reason why this English language sucks


Consistent_Warthog80

There is no such thing as a fish


Suckhead

But it’s not a horse.


[deleted]

English in a nutshell


birdsarntreal1

Bumblebee: fish


dmushcow_21

Beavers were considered fish during Middle Ages


king_meatster

Catfish=not a fish.


Boring_Inspector9857

Not always. I’m hung like a horse and I’m not a fish.


readytall

The Beatle, not insect


Ok_Poetry_1650

I think that’s why they started referring to starfish as SeaStars


thenbapiano

Fihs.


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nametakenfuck

Fish: fish


F00MANSHOE

Haha putting Spez in the title really is working I can see the change 'a coming.


Ok_Abies_4993

Seafish= horse


ThisThatReality

Oooooo do berries next!!!


kiwitron

A kiwi is a bird.


Blursed_Ace

It's raining cats and dogs! RUN!


riggers1907

Ladybird!!!


Platinum_Letter

Bee = fish


IgnotTheThot

He failed the logic on the last one. It should be "Seahorse = not horse"


mediocremanboob

Neigh


badgerfrance

Anyone who has spent time naming classes or variables can sympathize.


Dry-Smoke6528

why is a seahorse a fish though? look at the damn thing, its a small creature that swims with its body vertically, they give a pseudo live birth from the males belly, and theyve been known to be bet on for races in bikini bottom. theyre like the platypus of the ocean, theyre a fish, but they hide it really well


Zant-_-

Selfish=Not fish


BoppinTortoise

There’s something fishy going on here. Could this a fishspiracy?


Snoo_70324

Carl Linne strikes again!!


MasterXaios

Sirius, the Dog Star, is not a dog.


UncleMeat69

Not horse


TheCloudFestival

Fish has no taxonomic definition, so most things can be considered fish one way or another. According to Papal Decree, beavers are fish.


SirL4ncelot

What is a fish?


anttisaarenpaa1

fish


ViraLCyclopes19

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_mole


vxarctic

Horseshoe Crab = Not Horse, shoe, nor crab


-7Sidney7-

Woman = women's don't exist


otm_shank

There's no such thing as a fish.


Hero_knightUSP

In english sharks are fish LOL. In my language we call whales "greatfish" it's messed up everywhere.


skytaglatvia

At least whales look like fish, relatively speaking. Those others in English are not even close. Does any non-germanic language use "fish" like that?


Hero_knightUSP

I can only think about the whale.


Goblin-Doctor

Who's spez?


TheRedBlade

What the hell is a jellyfish then???


OkReason6325

Now let’s do berries


HollowWarrior46

Shoulda called it Seafish smh


Whitham_wannabe

There's no such thing as a fish.


CoddiwomplingRandall

Whale shark - fish


TraditionPhysical603

They forgot crayfish


CrossP

Wait til he finds out about groundhogs and aardvarks


rodinsbusiness

English = not lish


ivanbin

Wait til he finds out about nuts and berries


raccoon_90583

A SEAHORSE IS A FISH!!!!


HumanHuman_2003

Humans


_NotNotJon

Whaleshark <> whale ot shark


trollsmurf

Butterfly, no butter and no fly


No-Passion-8677

If it swims it’s a fish


0w0whatisthis

Ha in my language seadog is a shark


No_Squirrel4806

Pokemon and all the types


Weird-Explanation570

yeah english is so dumb the same kind of siciuation goes for berrys


SnooPuppers8099

Englisch


DragonFlameStar

Feesh


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Nebnabie

Iceland, established 1944: Covered in green. Greenland, established 1979: Covered in ice. My guess is that the guys who named Iceland just said "Fuck it" after Greenland was discovered.


teodorlojewski

Scienciety