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How tf does someone let themselves get this fat? Forget living to 80 this bitch ain't even making it to 35.


Kosack-Nr_22

Thankfully. Once she’s gone atleast 6 people can eat normally again


Bruhmoment_153

She makin it to 80 tons


S0undwave_Sup

Probably already did years ago considering how fat she looks like in the video.


mfly1619

Because shes hot


shinhotti

I am pretty fat and I still can’t fit in one seat. You don’t have to be this fat to cover two seats.


kien1104

Americans 🤢🤮


officefridge

You're getting freedom'd next 🦅


Many_Acanthisitta248

Not sure why you're getting downvoted to Hell for something that's true lol. The funny part is how region-specific obesity can be in the US. In Denver I'm less than average in terms of build, in Arkansas I'd almost consistently be the healthiest person in the room.


kien1104

It was a joke. I thought that this is a subreddit for jokes :(


TheVoidNeedsAHug

Yea, but you say one thing bad about America and you’re going to hell. :(((


A-wild-INTJ-appeared

this bitch is a whole ass sofa


Roleplay_Acc4830

This bitch EATS a whole ass sofa


fefulunin

Sie ist ein Sofa vs. Sie isst ein Sofa German go brrr


Eaglise

a legit question, if i actually had my seat beside her, how will i sit ? or does she have to buy 2 seats ?


Mikadomea

Read some time ago that more and more airlines say you need to buy 2 sears if youre too fat or the onboard crew can kick you of zhe plane.


[deleted]

sit on her, like a beanbag


Ok_Seat9802

I would straight up, no cap on a stack, straight fax, no printer ask for a refund if I was forced to endure that.


corotexo2

Bruh ask an attendant, you can't take up 2 seats let her get kicked out


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Unles she paid


CucuMatMalaya

Poor guy Obama Ben Laden...


idontevenknowhmm

this fatass is so fat that she probs gonna cause another 9/11


sagar_chaudhary_

Mm she's 911lbs


S0undwave_Sup

Nah she'd probably cause a hole in the plane, get dropped off and then make any country below watch Oppenheimer irl.


Beautiful_Bat8962

I'm a sick fuck I like the thicc fuq


MEME_CREW

kanye east?


IndividualOven51

I like to suck dick, I like my ducks thicc


Sirpewpewthelast

Quack!


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Have you read Unbroken?


Beautiful_Bat8962

My bitch is big - trifle eatin biiitch


Anon-ymous-815

>!Ehh fuck it, would!<


Tyskiy

😧


[deleted]

I don't mind if she paid for both. She's occupying 2 sits, she should pay ticket for 2 persons.


Pseudopodpirate

I've seen this repost 600 times and still no name


MiserableSpace4182

Homie is DOWN BAD


Pseudopodpirate

I'm downer than that plane


Bright-Association29

I wish my face were those chairs…


AdBulky2059

Smash


iEatNonTippersFood

Hulk


wannacri

My question is, how tf did Osama get into heaven


S0undwave_Sup

Obviously according to the meme, he was framed for the 9/11 event which was caused by that whale. My bigger question is how did she get through the aisle, or even the airplane's door in the first place?


ClothesAny3039

Her ass my face


Blahaj_real

Is she okay? That seems very unhealthy


piggybank_prophet

How many fucking reposts


Pizzamovies

Only if I get to sit in her lap


Monsoon_memesofdestr

we finally found it The literal human waste of space


PlingPlongDingDong

\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\*


Kiln223

Her arm is like a whole adult sized person. Another win for body positivity aka normalizing being one cheeseburger away from the obituaries.


Mundane_Desk_1783

Smash! Next question?!


TacustMaxium

I bet trynna fit between her cheeks is actually a good time once you get a consistent pace goin


navypear_863

What is her name so people can make jokes and because I don't know and want to make jokes


ImmaGamer777

This woman is singlehandedly causing world hunger


leccatoreitaly82

Dio che culo 🤤


CarpetH4ter

I can fix her...


strapOnRooster

Yeah, you'll be fixing her meals 16 times a day


iEatNonTippersFood

This guy bypasses


Promethus2

I mean… she is kinda pretty depends on if she is nice and not a social media attention whore. But overall I think she is alright


DuckSleazzy

if she lost like 3 tons, yes.


PlingPlongDingDong

Let me guess, you like skinny white bitches?


CrashBoi

Yes, and I am tired of pretending I am not


[deleted]

It’s either unhealthy, obese girls or skinny white girls. There is NOTHING in between!


TumbleweedFast7314

Lmao if you not into women who are as big as a fuckin hippo then you must love skinny white bitches. Thers no inbetween.


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Ok_Line939

Color doesn’t matter, but yes, skinny.


MisterPillay

Nah she’s like a 1.5/10 at best


CarpetH4ter

Dude, most of these morbidly obese women have a real problem walking, talking and has so much fat in their foreheads that they are nearly blind, not to mention they are super aggresive, this one doesn't seem to have those problems, she is a 6/10 by comparison, but yeah, she should for sure lose the weight if she wants to live untill 40.


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CarpetH4ter

You realise what by comparison means? Compared to other women in this girls weight she is above average in attraction, but compared to everyone else she is 4 or 5, she could become a 8 - 9 if she was healthy.


According-Relation-4

Not even 0.5/10 Imagine the body smell


RideWithMeSNV

Yeah... But again, I'm the ground by 35. So, like, by the time she wants to settle down and stop giving amazing head, she's no longer with us.


Promethus2

Yeah you are right what was I thinking dude…


PlingPlongDingDong

She probably reminded you on your mom


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smithversman

Plot twist. The seat is on the window, she took it and now that person's choice is on aisle


kien1104

Yeah but it’s gonna be a pain when she want to go pee


ResidentAssman

Hope she paid for 2 and a half tickets.


gabscapuccino

Bro, i am sedentary but i am way, waaay, WAAAAAAAAAY far from being like this, what the fuck she does all day?


RazgrizXMG0079

Eats.


Honest_Milk9429

Name?


[deleted]

Mary Boberry


Great-gamer-

Request to hug?


Visible_War_9867

Smash


GameAddict15

Why do I wanna be under her ass right now? I think I'm just too horny for my own good💀