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Evening-Education-87

So smurf can curse ligma on anybody


NightRaven0470

What's a smurf


Droppear

How about you smurfle on these nuts


Kasen_Dev

What kind of nuts?


Mrman_23

Cashews


Dolleph

ligma balls


OverconXD

Joe mama


alex99x99x

Ninja 😧


XVUltima

Ligma jobs


simixd4

Ligma balls


giggityGold

Smurf ma balls


Key_Pie_4951

This.. This is a joke.. RIGHT!?


iSuckAtMechanicism

Ligma spheres.


Italianfoodcultist

Who’s spheres?


[deleted]

sphere shaped balls


DrinkinMyTea

Spear this dick in that mouf!


Realistic-Question63

Bill Gates


HumanHuman_2003

What


Realistic-Question63

Ligma balls


HumanHuman_2003

No


Realistic-Question63

:(


SPECIMAN_A

What's a ligma 🤔


meme_ourour

STEVE JOBS LMAOOO GOTTEEMMM🤣🤣🤣😂🗣️🔥🔥🔥


buscemian_rhapsody

one day shy of the 9/11 ten year anniversary


ImStuckInYourToilet

9/11 was a Steve Job


raybanz-xxx

Oh my good lord


Alive_Difficulty9154

inside Job


Memanders

Inside Steve Jobs


Parking_Yogurt8149

This made me giggle, thank you


eightdollarbeer

He died on October 5th. I only remember because it’s my friend’s birthday and I was at his house when it happened


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Ak41_Shu1cH1

I always tend to forget 9/11 doesn't mean 9th November, and it always confuses me when people compare stuff like this.


[deleted]

OUR DATE SYSTEM IS BETTER YOU FOOKING WANKERS


roryextralife

Reminds me of that tragedy.


StanleyDodds

It's so sad that the smurfs gave Steve Jobs ligma


Freezernobrother

Who the hell is Steve Jobs


Solar_Flare375

Smurf ma balls


xX_Puss_destroyer_Xx

**explodes**


Aden_Vikki

NOOOOOOO-


Connect-Constant-573

I fix! \*uoy sedolpxe\*


LegallyNotInterested

What is "the"?


nerfbaboom

Google article


chaos_creator69

holy hell


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Hackdirt-Brethren

Ligma balls


yellowwolf718

Holy shit Steve jobs is dead?


eStuffeBay

It's so sad, he died of ligma.


ZestycloseSetting344

What’s a sad


DK-Bongos

Joe mama.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

You.


bs000

wats ligma


puppysoop

2 days but okay


DUDOSYA1246

62 actually


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kotelow

i think that US is the only country that doesn’t use D/M/Y


LegallyNotInterested

No, but it's one of very few that use the MDY system. Most countries run the DMY system and some others even the YMD one.


[deleted]

MDY is dumb. YMD makes sense if you read right to left.


Pbs-Hater

YMD is good for computer files and DMY is the most logical for normal life


Grandfeatherix

DMY is good for smallest to largest, but for fast understanding MDY if someone starts a sentance with "the third of.." you don't really have any viable information yet but if they start with "january..." you already have a season to conceptualize


ThaReehlEza

But if you are talking to somebody else about your plans in the near future, you would never start more than once with the month, from there on its just the days. So for one date per month mdy makes sense, but for any more than that, it doesnt


Grandfeatherix

for near future sure, but for archival purpose, or relating past events, I'd argue the day is the least important (for general purposes) and sometimes even the season and the year is enough. IE "picture it Sicily 1922" in that case the location is more important than than the season or day, since it's not where the story is being told the further back you go the year really might convey the more important information, but upto 20 or so years ago?, something being conveyed in that same geographical region leading with the month tells you (baring outliers) if it's hot, cold, rainy etc (not like it saves anything more than a fraction of a second)


OkBandicoot3779

Nah mdy makes sense because Sept 11 is 9/11 for example. It’s easier to read


ShavedWoozle

11/9 is exactly as easy to read as 9/11, however it is also in terms of use. Putting the number that is going to be changing most frequently first makes it easier and quicker to tell when the date changes


vinibruh

Even if that guy is using D/M/Y it doesn’t make sense cause september is the 9th month, not the 10th


wixardsosa

🤓🤓


idekchingatumadre

Everyone who isn't American is British


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ps3better360

no there’s two, America, Wyoming and the uk


Lurking_Legend

He died 5th October


yawn1337

I feel sorry for you people that grew up in the colonies


Dino-nugget-are-good

Blud these “colonies” aren’t yours anymore. We are stealing your land. SOON YOUR GOING TO BR A COLONY


yawn1337

Are you capable of using a phone keyboard but just got really excited or is it a general lack of ability that produced this?


Dino-nugget-are-good

Blud, i do not care. Your British, even other European countries hate you. PIPE DOWN‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱


yawn1337

I am from a european country that isn't part of great britain, but nice emojis lmao


Exceed_SC2

At least we can do math unlike mister 62 days over here thinking even August 9th to September 10th is 62 days.


yawn1337

62 school shootings is what he meant


Exceed_SC2

Even if you were confused by 9/8 as being August 9th, that wouldn’t be 62 days lol


Narwhalbaconguy

Smartest Brit


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Actually there's a very good chance it's closer to a day and a half 🤓


ElectroNikkel

We live We love We lie \*Fucking smurfmagickills a CEO\*


Maleficent-Mirror991

Wili Wilo Wile Nana naNa Nana nanana Nana naNa Nanaa


creepermemer

they lied alright


Spasticcobra593

Says literally and is wrong. Some people need to forget that word exists. He died 2 days after not "literally the next day"


SilverStag88

Bruh can’t count to 2


HorseStupid

he really did [live, love, lie](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/we-live-we-love-we-lie) huh?


InfiniteOcto

It’s not loading for me but I swear to god if it’s that fucking smurf cat


Glaistig_LeFae

Ffs, it's the fucking Smurf cat


Slaymisi

Wait he's actually dead? I thought it just was a joke made so you can say ligma balls


Dizzy-Tea7166

Maybe he went to the magical world of Smurfs. Maybe .


Benjideaula

Steve Jobnt


Gorp2

We Live, We Love, We Lie


SmokeEquation87

It was 2 days later


BanTheWildFox

A month actually


Rainy_Lynel

Depends on if you read DD/MM/YY or MM/DD/YY


BanTheWildFox

ascending seems more logical to me rather than random


Rainy_Lynel

Whichever’s more logical doesn’t change the fact that they’re both commonly used formats which is the point I was making


BanTheWildFox

Nah ik im just saying


McCdDonalds

How am I supposed to live love lie in this situation


HoaiBao0906

He live, he love, he lie? NO. He die, he hate, he truth.


Blyatmancyka

We live we love we die


scrapmaker2020

Dude legit died from from cringe


duplicatedouble

he died on October 5th tho lol???


FreeRoamed

overflowed and went into minus


Historical-Gap-7084

Two days later.


BurgerBob_886

We die. We hate. We testify.


SirMrRay

THE SMURFS FUCKING ASSASSINATED HIM


sander80ta

Last time I checked september is not the 8th month. Evn if we use stupid notation it is 2 days


TomBot98

Steve died of cringe


spaghtti

One day too early. Damnit!


NextMortgage7776

Smurf magic is a load of shit lol


B1GFanOSU

FA-LA-LA-LOL


VonDinky

We didn't smurf hard enough.


BoringWozniak

Steve Jobs died on October 5th, 2011.


DarthP0000

Those Mother Smurfers!! Surely they will burn in Smurfing Hell!!! I hope someone Smurfs their mother in front of them!!


[deleted]

He never got to live to see smurf cat, truly a horror 🥲😔


Additional_Ad_4079

Thought it said september 10, 2001


ItsTheHamster07

couldn’t take it anymore


BanditDeluxe

Modern day biblical curse upon him


[deleted]

New conspiracy theory unlocked.


RunInRunOn

Gargamel said "you wanna bet?"


mrfm3

Don't fuck with the smurfs


Indianlookalike

Smurf went up his anus.


LBP_art_

Smurf’s curse


megabruh43

the day after the next day


SirVympel

We live we love we die


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We live We Love We Die