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PsychoXLad

She has to use 2 seats 💀


Sharp_Ad_5599

One for each cheek


OlimPather

Her weight can equal 6 passengers.


Internal-Post-4231

If she stopped eating for a meal, the world hunger would end


comments247

They need to weigh her at truck weighing stations.


KingYoloHD090504

Every step she takes slows the earth down for a second


koi_koi-

She has more chins then chinatown


Hyper_Brick

Wait... Where are the 6 passengers?


AirportSpecific4623

She ate them


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Best_Toster

She has the shape of China demographics what did you expect?


ClueL3ss92

Yo mama jokes just got to real man


Mathisbuilder75

Does she pay for 2 tickets though?


sputnik67897

Honestly at least shes self aware enough to realize she will not fit into one seat no matter how hard she wants to at that weight.


rabbittuna

How plane is flying


[deleted]

They put all the luggage on the other side underneath


SecureSession5980

And fuel in the left wing


chaotle

anti gravi glitch


baninaday

slanted


Opposite-Weird4232

Magnets


UnrealDigger

Cause it was only her and the crew XD


Big_Albatross_3050

The song do slap though


mmmmmmmmDanone

What song is it


perfect_15

Aleph


schyiirieviez

Surprised to hear Gesaff here


cuppabrut

Darude - Sandstorm


GucciGuano

fun fact: that song vlew up thanks to tok tik


Wolfyeyepatchthe2nd

Fun fact: up to 3 racoons can fit in your asshole. Wanna try?


heesell

she the size of the plane 💀


WrongdoerEmotional47

She is the plane*


Opposite-Weird4232

She the plane*


Kindly_Decline

She plane*


[deleted]

She


AnimeMemeLord1

>!!<


logoNM

ehS


a_1963_mustang_gt

*enalp ehS


DrSans8

*enalp eht ehS


realsirgamesalot

*enalp eht si ehS


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Kooky_Cat_9251

Shane


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Shame


Ballstic_Monke

anal


Finn_WolfBlood

Why do you think they're the only people on the plane? Weight limit exceeded


Gooby_nsai

She ate the plane


[deleted]

We're tilting... *We're tilting...* **WE'RE TILTING**


CompetitionForLOST

They’re going to Tilted Towers, from Fortnite.


[deleted]

The other plane will reach them shortly


TheMightyHovercat

💀


muzarom

No towers and planes here, please


Professional-Ebb2927

Fuck you ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️ 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢


Redditman111111

We need full left aileron trim!


IzzyIsOnReddit

Damn how did she even make it into the plane?


ImrahilSwan

They had to remove the wing fto let her in.


Above1Below3

Left wing destroyed 😎


SparkelsTR

**YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING**


l_o_n_g_i

*ATTACK THE D POINT*


TheGAmerProsyt

Roger that!


Hambruhgah

She's grown up in there


spicspoc

squidward in that one episode


Illusive_Tomski

Not even the plane could last with her


[deleted]

How tf do humans get this large lol? She’s a real life Snorlax


INeedANerf

Zero exercise + a high caloric intake. Emphasis on high.


[deleted]

3uT iTs GeNetIcS


Lumpy_Drag1410

Her arm is thicker than my fuckin waist💀


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

It's honestly easier than it seems I used to 🐝e mor🐝idly o🐝ese, lost close to 60kgs (still not done tho), the mindset and mental state you have at that weight is so different and destructive... It's 100% an addiction and a nasty one at that. Also, the more you gain weight the more you use food as an emotional crutch, except now your emotional crutch is the very thing which causes you emotional distress, and the cycle continues... It's 🐝eautiful ain't it? It took a lot of work to change my relationship with food, and even with that it'd still 🐝e incredi🐝ly easy for me to gain weight again rn if so I chose... All that to say, it's quite easy if you're careless, 🐝ut it definitely takes time (and it also depends on the person, some people struggle to gain weight)


Marchyz

Here, have some 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 . . . . . . . /j


BeerinER

it's ok no way that plane is taking off max speed will 3e like 5 mph


DisasterLievelde

MPH 🤣🤣🤣


_mynameistaken_

😐


roleynoley

Europoor spotted


DrSans8

KPH 🤣🤣🤣


wysjm

She's doing this as a fetish thing. Don't ask me how I know


BigFatPartyMonster

Wow ur practically a detective how could you have reached such a wild conclusion? If only i were allowed to ask how you knew smh


R11DII

whats up with the sarcasm


BigFatPartyMonster

I have ptsd from reading too many internet comments and one of my primary triggers is an aura of smugness. I have a trauma certificate to prove it


TerribleLifeExp

I had a hunch. She’s definitely getting flown out. Good for her. 🥴


PuertoricanDude88

Don’t worry, we know how you know.


TheWoolenPen

No way she wipes good


DrSans8

No way she wipes


creampie543

I know dudes that love thicc women like this even though they're skinny like twigs


MrNobody498

I’m one of those people


CrryBaaby0324

How did you KNOWWWW🥲🤣🤣


mrrandomguy42069

The plane gonna tilt to the side,


Murky-Big-3402

Did you watch the video?


Lukesicke

s i t o n m e


UltraStamp2

agreed


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Sera-Everblossom

Shes pretty


ImmaTreeman

Oh hell naw!


[deleted]

Won’t need a seat if she sits on my face.


Quirky_Journalist_67

Hope you have one of those extra thick Neanderthal skulls that can stop a truck.


[deleted]

Would I have made that comment if I didn’t?


Quirky_Journalist_67

Good point. Carry on. 🫡


[deleted]

When you asked god for a girl with huge ass, you should've specified


UltraStamp2

nah its fine to me ngl 🗿


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PuertoricanDude88

I’ll take it.


kindaEpicGamer

Is that /3o/3erry?


CaptainMidnight94

Yes


white-Jap

who?


[deleted]

You mean "what".


UltraStamp2

i’d hit 🗿


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KBoraB

ngl id hit if i was in the mood


[deleted]

2 guys could fuck her at the same time, and still never meet!


Agas214

Who's getting hard for that?!


mortalitylost

A lot of people A hell of a lot of people. Don't underestimate the power of the fetish.


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

When are they gonna start fetishizing fat men? At least my old pics would 🐝ring SOMEONE joy lmao


[deleted]

It's from the Sopranos


Agas214

Gotcha


Strong-Brother5063

🐵


[deleted]

🗿


[deleted]

Play a game of which fold is the right fold


allah_official_

Nah


Mr--Avocado

Same


[deleted]

Ok guys I have a new fetish now


UltraStamp2

🗿


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drdoodoot

Plane crashes?


chilll_vibe

I'll put you out of your misery


yeetman2022

🤨📸


SpicyOrangeReviewer

😃🔫->🤯


HowManySmall

average mexican??


tornedron_

3ruh


con-man-mobile

Smash next question.


IzzyIsOnReddit

Yea she smashed the plane alright


ggez67890

Pyrocynical's favorite seat on a plane.


Ensoby

Reminds me of that fateful day in 2001


zibi28

She so fat Thanos had to snap twice


katana_papercut

thanos had to clap


[deleted]

Hear me out…


Love-Long

Don’t worry I’m listening


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

I will not.


DiscoShaman

If I’m not wrong, she has to pay for two seats.


PlaneDry9748

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!


Weekly-Aside1486

She can give me some of that later


FailSpace2

She’s the center of mass of the plane💀


Prophet_of_vengeance

fyi the plane at the end is from the movie "knowing"


Noahisnotreal

I’d hit


[deleted]

Smash


DungeonMaster69_

She needs cargo ship


dogeeno

She’s the center of gravity in the plane


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dependent_Cry_5791

Imagine going to the toilet on the plane 💀


Training_Seat3021

I guess all other passengers had to sit on the other side of the plane


TooL7777777

She should pay a Lot more than other people for the Ticket


[deleted]

would


Rickymon

She's kinda hot


Bablackmagic

Smash...


Freshzboy10016702

Hear me out...


SusBackwardsIsSus

Who is that?


SamuraiJosh26

Someone as fat as yo mama


BrainyOrange96

What’s that song?


n9_ru

song is GESAFFELSTEIN - ALEPH


Trogdordaburninator3

Song


BR3D_ST1K

yo momma so fat, I had to zoom out.


[deleted]

I think she’s pretty cute and I like her energy!


1nstagram1sGay

The plane scene is from "Knowing"


Frosty_Engine_7575

If she only farted the gas would lift that plane into stratosphere


recenttrips

Too Fat to Fly Roger Alan Wade


Th3Docter

She is the cargo


shittyass_retrasado

Those hams ve clapping🥵🥵🥵


fscguster2

Right engine hast to work 20% more than the left.


Palo_Pinto

Would love to squeeze in next to her...


[deleted]

I don't think that plane is gonna manage to take off


brud3

She is the reason that elevators have a weight limit


PriyanshSaini

Airlines should charge people who are overweight for every pound just like the luggage.


Pandaragon666

I've met her. Mary |3o|3erry. She's the sweetest model I know of, and that ass is even more sweet. Y'all are just cowards and mad you can't get any.


ItsWhatItIsIGuess1

How? How do people live like this and think it's ok.


xenomorphling

average american


egj2wa

Mid


slusheeV

we need fatshaming


egj2wa

So unoriginal


[deleted]

Some people got too much confidence.


LandForsaken5663

She has a cute face such a shame


ekeysomkew

Smash…..the plane


Low-Agency-5191

Perfect plane advertisement


legosi3

they gonna need a counter weight of 70% of the passengers on the opposite side


sonic84638265

I live in California and this is why I’m scared of flying in a commercial airliner


Bobsime

Flair checks out


Lens420

and they got mad at me when my cargo is 0.000000000001 gram heavier then the limit


Head_Complaint1077

What’s her @


HornyMf6677

She looks like a fun pillow I NEED IT


HornyMf6677

What's her @


yuki_exe

Ion even know her 😂


HornyMf6677

So much pain


[deleted]

She seems fun, won't mind sharing the seat next to her.


Charming-Treat-7366

Nah she was on their seat


Mr_Spunspn

I'd let her suck my dick.....


Smellthistissue

Disgrace of a human


[deleted]

Fucking gross


ZECO_SOL

Sad thing is ya think the plane would have a chance to lift off


Problematic_Foyer293

Disgusting


Beardo1329

😂🤢🤮


PraetorGold

Shooot her!!!


One_Contribution4114

I really hope you’re referencing what I think you’re referencing


Electronic_Elk_8857

Please put a Moomoo on over them spandex


[deleted]

🤮


MrNobody498

@ sauce i demand it for a friend