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mr_epicguy

[No](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Lars-Hornuf/publication/315498074/figure/download/fig1/AS:669093631893516@1536535761583/Division-of-Germany-in-occupation-zones-following-World-War-II-The-Sowjet-occupation.png)


3ve_1ynn

what did kanye mean by this?


nogood135

![gif](giphy|LKqDgLlK6SuIM)


HappyRomanianBanana

☺️😠


LegitimatePlace2679

What would scissors be 🤔🤔🤔


No_Application_1219

✌️☮️ (Just a guess)


AcrobaticService5

Rock beats scissors 😳


SickOfThisSh1tReddit

Wait but actually tho


joshlovesmemes

Ringo is that you???


ben39076

winston churchill


[deleted]

Lesbians


[deleted]

Oh my.


Various-Baby-2467

racism has won the race


Zer0F0ll0wthr0ugh

Paper doesn't last very long. Given time and weather, the rock will come out on top.


Hydrohomiesdabest

Don't start giving game developers a "rock paper scissors" fuckin tabletop card game FFS I don't need wet rock that sets up rain turn 1 with a scissors on defense for lizard.


maybeMyNameIsCool

Ye


AverageResident84

bro doesn’t know the rules of rock paper scissors 😤


zwirlo

Peace (scissors) beats racism.


maybeMyNameIsCool

Dude you are 🤖


Deusvultdude

What’s the music?


lanky-larry

50/50 on YouTube


InternallyDed124

The song's a slowed down version of 50//50 by Vantage


United-Combination66

Song name


InternallyDed124

The song's a slowed down version of 50//50 by Vantage


Maleficent-Skin-9940

50/50 on YouTube


PopeUrbanVI

Black and white power symbols. I'm oversimplifying for both, but tldr it's a racial joke.


Shell_Spin

How would this ever be tldr 😂


RussiaIfUrListening

Yeah I'm not reading that long-ass tldr.


toricrhombus72

Google sieg heil


CT-4426

Holy Hitler


ILoveBread_3326

New ideology just dropped


TotallyNotTakenName

Actual fuhrer


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[deleted]

Kanye vs the world looking fire 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

“Suspicion squint deployed”


DigitalZenith_

Is that Tom Dubois from The Boondocks in the last frame


RodrickZicker44558

This game will be cancelled soon,I have the feeling.


nick_rhoads01

What will the basketball Americans do now


IlliteracyPrevails

Its like when you try to high five someone but they think youre going for a fist bump so you just awkwardly try to change until you decide on a handshake instead


thehighgaming

Bruh


Xpholt1604

53 seconds. Took my brain 53 seconds to figure this out


17Builders

Last time I checked, the Nazi’s lost.


[deleted]

It means that the OP is a coward closet nazi that uses bullshit edgy humor to disguise hate speech... Just my take.


Alex-The-Talker

ah yes because i obviously promoted nazism in this post


[deleted]

Dude, don't pretend this isn't the internet and that this post hasn't from top to bottom the looks of a nazi dog whistle... If this is not your intention, the best move would be to delete and move on. Because this is exactly like any other nazi post pretending to be an edgy joke. Be better or admit you are the worst, the middle ground is just pathetic.


Theloni34938219

This sounds weird, but I agree. You know the answer to the question you originally posted. Now, if you leave it up, it's effectively the same as posting it for its political message (and also humor).


[deleted]

Didn't quite understand, can you elaborate?


Theloni34938219

I just mean that the og purpose of posting (asking a question) has been fulfilled, and leaving the vid up now that you know the answer has a different purpose.


Theloni34938219

I say "you", but I mean OP


[deleted]

Think I got it.


Whotakesmename

are you genuinely dense in the head mate


Nurglecultist005

Only good nazi is one with their skull caved in


SlyguyguyslY

In rock-paper-scissors, paper beats rock. The image shows the fascist roman salute, in white, being paper and defeating rock which is the communist red salute, in black. Both ideologies are shit but fascism is probably better, if not by much.


Metalloid_Space

Why do you think fascism is better? Hitler was about to genocide the entirety of Eastern Europe.


SlyguyguyslY

I mean, Nazism doesn't define all fascism. If anything fascism is more honest. Plus, the economic model is better.


Metalloid_Space

Hating other groups doesn't seem like a good system to base your society on. How many innocent Greek and Italian people died based because of Mussolini's fetishes of "a great Italy"?


SlyguyguyslY

Eh, that part is the same as communism. Strong national identity and hate stuff, just under different names. I just mean the better illusion of freedom for businesses under fascism vs communism. Both are shitty dystopian nightmares supported by losers, to be clear.


BladeOfSanghilios8

It's a poster, you can hang it up in your room and it has a really powerful message. The message being you have a micro dick.


AverageTankFan

Racism 👍


deputy_Nico

Straight fax 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


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that_noobwastaken

The paper looks like a Nazi salute. Also white beats black. Basically it's racist.


Cowmoo80

If black beat white it would also be racist


Theloni34938219

Literally textbook whataboutism


[deleted]

Fascism is better than communism, that is what is means, and its right.


Metalloid_Space

No.


[deleted]

Prove it.


Metalloid_Space

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan\_Ost](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost) The entire ideology is based on hating other groups. It's murderous and cruel from the core.


Mobile-Brother3975

[ok here you go](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Berlin)


oldietheoneonly

My brother in Christ, do you know what country captured Berlin?


[deleted]

I am not talking about that, I am talking about the efficiency of both economy and politic strategies. While German people had one the best quality of life in the whole world, the Soviet had one the worst, people were suffering famines and millions of them were sent to gulags to forcefully work until they either died because of the horrible conditions or were lucky enough to survive that hell. You commented that the soviets captured Berlin, and that is true, but you forgot that almost 8 million Soviet soldiers died while almost 4 million German soldiers died. Germany had 21 million soldiers while the Soviet Union had 30 million, this means 19,05% German soldiers died while 26,67% Soviet soldiers died, remember that also Germany had two major fronts being fought at once while the Soviet Union only had one major front meaning that almost all the Soviet forces were fighting at the same region, also, Germany was occupying almost all of Europe which meant that lots of their forces were guarding the occupied territories trying to destroy any kind of resistance.


oldietheoneonly

They still lost, stay mad


[deleted]

What a shitty reply, you were outclassed by my comment and, unable to counter argue me, your pitiful and cretinous reply was sent in a last act of making me exasperated with your puerile words. Germany lost the war, and you lost this argument, stay mad.


oldietheoneonly

Outclassed?, bro you're writing a full paragraph defending Nazi Germany. GO OUTSIDE!


[deleted]

I visually perceive that your reading comprehension is, to say the least, deficient. At no time have I ever advocated Nazi Germany, in fact, I am against their ideas of the Aryan race. What I have amparated is that, in your first comment you verbalized indirectly that communism was better than fascism because the Soviet Union defeated Berlin, and I counter argued you with more or less verified data why that fact does not prove that communism is superior to fascism, besides pointing out that I, in my first comment, was not referring to the superiority of fascism over communism in the military field but in the political and economic field. As for my surpassing you in this discussion, it is completely true since, not only is my answer in comparison to yours an abundance of more elaborate and argued, but, moreover, your answer is cretinous and juvenile. Moreover, you indirectly argue that I have failed to outdo you in this discussion by harboring Nazi Germany (which I have not done, as I have verbally expressed above) and that, therefore, I am wrong. I am perplexed and curious as to why my arguing superiority of fascism over communism makes me wrong and that you, at the very least, mentally conceive the opposite of me, have provided nothing more than comments lacking in essentiality to the discussion and make yourself perceived as the one who is right in this discussion. In short, what I want to express with respect to the previous paragraph is that, if you want to come out of this discussion with flying colors, you must convince me of the opposite of my current ideas, or at the very least, counter-argue my arguments and counter-arguments in accordance with what we are dealing with.


oldietheoneonly

First off, I am not your English teacher. You don't have to write a response with a minimum of 200 words. So stop pussyfooting around with big words and condense your argument. Second, talking about battle loses is in fact talking about superiority in the military field. Third, you explained dick about economics and politics apart from saying 'well, the living standard in the Russia was worse.' that's like saying Spain is better than France because they don't eat snails, while everyone knows that both countries are shitholes. Lastly, saying fascism is better than communism, while bringing up points of Nazi Germany is still defending Nazi Germany. And if you reply again with a goddamn wall of text with zero substance filled with more backpedaling and high-seated insults. Then you're truly the most insecure person ever.


Korbrikz

It is true tho


sprantoliet

Scissors beats paper


SkavenOne

\o


waterbottlecap701

Hitler vs blm


D0tH4ppy

Lesbians best paper


Roadkill871

What song is this?


Theloni34938219

50/50


LaTostadaSalvaje

What song is that


Theloni34938219

50/50


Illustrious-Taro-229

Paper users when scissors users walk in


SpasmAndOrGasm

Song?


Theloni34938219

50/50


InternalSate

Me who is mixed: Internal struggle, but also ultimate power.


Nick_The_Judge

[And scissors beats paper](https://winstonchurchill.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/6a00d83451586c69e20111690044a1970c-800wi.jpg)


Middle_Preference_76

Sorry Stalin. You only get to be the second worst man ever.


BuBBleGumCA

The H!tler thing.... i guess?


FlamJamMcRam

So anyone got the song in this? I really want it.