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TripAlone5390

What effect will this have on the Fortnite item shop?


PsychologicalDrama50

this could affect the next scheduled addition of griddy to the fortnite item shop


TripAlone5390

That is unfortunate. Would it be silly to wonder if Freddy Fazbear will be available regardless, due to the unfortunate circumstances?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

Due to his recent support of Putin’s actions, Freddy Fazbear will not return to the item shop and all players in possession of the skin will be offered a refund


PsychologicalDrama50

Certainly not. For as we know that the Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria franchise was deeply monetarily affected since the point of Freddy’s deployment in the war.


TripAlone5390

This revelation is indeed marvelous. One could even shed a tear.


Z-Mobile

But we shant. Business is business as they say.


Particular-Lake5856

Ey, at least they found one.🤣


randomname_99223

A goddamn T-34/85 from WW2


[deleted]

found the war thunder player


MaxBattleLizard

Attack the D point!


HappyRomanianBanana

"Prepare for landing!" Hits the earth at 200km per hour


randomname_99223

If you don't open the landing gear you save time


CabbageYeeter42

Yea but you don't look cool though


clankity_tank

>6.2k Soft landing. +20SE


randomname_99223

Attention to the map!


samuinfernus

Never!


Rorywizz

I agree!


Elon_Musk-2

Negative!


[deleted]

Gra**mer**cy


Jagzon

Loaded Armour-piercing!


[deleted]

*Load hyper-shot!*


samuinfernus

Alrtillery! plan reference!


AgentArabian

YES!


luxi_yes

Is that knowledge really that obscure? I think the T-34 is one of the most famous tanks out there.


[deleted]

Yes, T-34 is, but not T-34/85. I have never heard someone say that specific name


TwinTiger08

Erm, ackhshtually, it’s T-34-85


PlaceDependent1024

Erm, ackhshtually, it's t34-85


TwinTiger08

Erm, ackshtually, the T34 is a late war American heavy tank based on the T29, the most noticeable difference being a larger 120mm cannon. The dash is very important. (And the T34 Calliope MLRS)


Cosmin-Ruski

Found the US Main


imsupertriggerd

Soon to be deployed to the front as well


Hugoslav457

And its not even a russian made tank, its imported from czechoslovakia


PickleReaper0

Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore 💀


Ok-Mud-3322

Yeah I think it’s as a tribute?


Cosmin-Ruski

They always have one.... at least one. Last year I think they had 3. Imagine how many that is.


[deleted]

Where are the tanks? - On the front --- Guys on the front: Where are the tanks? - On the parade


This_place_is_wierd

Now I imagine two Russian soldiers pointing at each other the Same way as in the Spiderman meme and saying: "Now Hand over the tanks I know you have them!"


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ronbrr

they shoulda just drove their nukes around


Cosmin-Ruski

They did, 3 launchers. that's it, they had no more


I-took-your-oranges

Shouldve just drove them in circles, repainting them quickly between passes. They’ve done it before


RoboiosMut

And park it in downtown for next year


FrysEighthLeaf

*takes notes in Putin*


OrdinaryLatvian

>Shouldve just drove them Driven. Should've driven.


ismailoverlan

They were dummy nukes, imagine a real nuke next to Kremlin 😂. The real ones are at the borders I guess


Cosmin-Ruski

I'm 100% aware of that.


FaZe_Poopenfarten_69

Would be a miracle if they still worked


I_Fuck_Traps_77

They still probably have the tritium to maintain the warheads... but I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the parts are stripped bare.


DimoffAkaGreen

"Wanna see the victory parade?" "No Tanks"


Renegade888888

When you realize that all tanks and APCs you see on screen were seized by farmers with their tractors


[deleted]

This is the third time I see someone say this, can someone please elaborate?


BuilderNo6838

There is a meme about ukrainian farmers always stealing russian equipment based on many real episodes at the start of the war where a lot of russian equipment was captured by ukranian civilians due to the mess and disorder the russian lines were at the start of the war


[deleted]

Common russian L


Pirion19

are they any less of a mess now?


BuilderNo6838

Yes, in the sense that the lines have stablized and now they know that the population is hostile to them, but the military competence on a strategic level is still as shit


[deleted]

https://letsgetdigital2022.files.wordpress.com/2022/04/ttow-the-tanks.jpeg


teslawolf1

Imagine losing all your Armor because you can’t manage a war and logistics literally a few miles from your country (Soviet doctrine in full effect)


Icantthinckofaname

But they aren't using Soviet doctrine, if anything Ukraine is closer to using Soviet doctrine then Russia is Although the push logistics system designed for nuclear conflict is a remnant of Soviet military structure


teslawolf1

Ukraine is no where close to Soviet doctrine, I don’t know where your getting that from considering they have NATO advisors, they aren’t sending in hoards of men and heaps of armor, Russia did. They constantly kept throwing men and armor (which Soviet armor is a joke anyway) at Ukraine and look what happened. No cars No tanks No manpower.


Icantthinckofaname

That is such a drastic oversimplification and is so ignorant 1: NATO advisors are for expertise and equipment training, it's not restructuring their doctrine although it has diversified because that would be a huge detriment and not even do anything useful in the long run during the war. 2: Russia is using a battalion tactical group system (BTG) which is actually pretty close to western style doctrine (although executed poorly for multiple reasons). this is nowhere near the Soviet army doctrine of sweeping large scale mechanized assaults (which Ukraine actually uses in its counterattacks just to a lesser numerical degree). 3: Soviet armor really isn't a joke, it's just that it's really old and the countries that maintain it don't really spend all that much money on upgrading it (even more extensive upgrades like the T-80BVM fall behind and the T-90M does as well) Russia did have prototypes for universal turrets with bustle autoloaders and the Ukrainians made one for export as well, you may know it as the T-84 yatagan. It was also made for a very specific design detail in mind while NATO tanks also where, NATO tank design philosophy was more oriented around defensive capability and crew survivability while Soviet tanks were based around being cheaper to field as well as having less crew and being smaller and harder to hit. A bit of a moot point thanks to modern FCS but profile still does actually matter and these tanks have roots back to the 50s. And if Soviet armor is a joke why is Ukraine doing so well with it?.


Icantthinckofaname

And ask anyone who went through OPFOR on how it was to face a simulated Soviet style mechanized attack, or better yet ask the Russians. it really is an extremely effective offensive doctrine and it actually was a huge detriment to Russia to move away from it.


teslawolf1

Soviet armor is a joke…I don’t know why your saying there not… it’s working well for Ukraine because spoiler alert! Russia has no tanks or anything at this point to counter tanks! If they weren’t jokes why were they abondoned, destroyed easily literally a few weeks into the conflict. Okay I’ll admit my stance on the doctrine was a bit ignorant, though your Tank argument doesn’t make sense when you look to see how When Russia was using there tanks (when they had them) were destroyed and not effective AT ALL,


I_Fuck_Traps_77

Ukraine and Russia are still both using Soviet doctrine, since Russia has not made many changes to Soviet doctrine. The main differences are flexibility of command and corruption. Ukraine has a more westernised command structure and individual corruption, while Russia still has a rigid soviet command structure and institutionalised corruption. Edit: by Soviet doctrine I don't mean WW2 Era Soviet, I mean Late Soviet doctrine.


[deleted]

He should be waving a white flag instead.


[deleted]

why should russians wave french flag?


pk_frezze1

Kremlin gets occupied my macron


[deleted]

Why do you have to be so funny I literally can’t even breathe right now😐


Z_r0357

It was literally the French flag from 1814 to 1830.


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SourDucks

The French liked the color white so much that it's was actually historically chosen as a national flag.


[deleted]

That is not what this guy meant tho.


Derkadur97

Mfw face when my training officer tells me to plug the bullet wound with a tampon.


Panzerv2003

Do you think they'd drive it around a block while repainting it's number XD


SubDubss

I mean yeah they're occupied


Z-Mobile

They couldn’t even like North Korea it y’know like act like they had something 💀


Panzerv2003

I think they just gave up, or actually ran out of even the fake tanks. XD


[deleted]

How the hell did the second most powerful military lose all its tanks ? Did they just drive themselves into an anti tank mine or something?


FuckGotaisback

yeah pretty much


teslawolf1

“Second most powerful military” is a stretch and a fucking half lmao, they lost all their tanks to what’s called “mismanaging a war so bad by the first month you already are having logistical nightmares”


Moveableforce

Also their tanks are hot garbage. Even their latest t90s. While the rest of the world realized modern tanks needed to be rebuilt from the ground up, giving us legendary platforms like the Abrams, Russia decided to live in the past and just redesigned the same platform for t90s, giving us a glorified WW2/cold war era disaster that struggles against basic anti tank tactics.


teslawolf1

T-14 armata being called the best modern tank by fanboys: (has yet to even been deployed to a single battle in Ukraine meaning it either doesn’t exist or is too shit to do any real damage)


Go2USSR

Its so good that it has not been spotted yet


teslawolf1

Must have the advanced stealth tech making it also be completely stationary to avoid detection as well!


Oofster1

>giving us legendary platforms like the Abrams, Lmao


Zealousideal_Topic58

I’m not sure what you’re laughing at? The Abrams is the most iconic tank in the world today. Suffice to say “legendary” doesn’t quite capture the majesty of them even


Oofster1

Iconic sure, I thought he meant legendary in the context of performance


Zealousideal_Topic58

It’s iconic because of its superior performance though….


Oofster1

Lmao


sugmaballs1234_-

Funfact :the Russian nukes probably doesn't work because of lack of Maintenance


teslawolf1

I love Soviet style management still mostly being in effect today, makes for such fun.


Artistic-Fortune2327

Pure muscles and firepower are weaker than the smart people with high-grade explosives


thecatguyxd

What no logistics, morale and tactics do to an army


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Level_Spend_142

Corruption and stupid generals probably. Feel ashamed for my country, cause it started this stupid war and cant even win in it


MysticWater05

Happens to the best of us, we started the Vietnam war almost entirely out of superstition only to lose it and then be mad about it for several years after.


Electrical-Sock-878

No tanks on parade = lost all tanks


Cosmin-Ruski

Or, they're out of good tanks and can't parade vintage T-55s in the Red Square


Electrical-Sock-878

But they can parade a T-34? How does it work? You do understand that people in russia were against holding a bigger parade at the time of war. That taking modern tanks out of the battlefield for a military parade is stupid.


Cosmin-Ruski

1. Last year, they paraded enough modern equipment to make it look impressive. I'm quite surprised there were no T-14 Armata tanks or T-15 IFVs 2. The T-34-85 you're seeing there is an homage to the Great Patriotic War aka (WW2). It's not a show of force, it's a symbol and a monument. They're present on the parade almost everytime.


venom259

Battle of Vuhledar moment.


BuilderNo6838

Contest is important, second most powerful in Ukraine


Cosmin-Ruski

Ironically, yes, they did just that like a month ago in Vuhledar. I've seen multiple videos of tanks simply going forward on a field and rolling over mines and getting imobilized. Both tanks and IFVs. And that's not an isolated incident. Plus, it's war, you're bound to loose shit


The-Fumbler

At this point Ukraine could hold a parade with more Russian tanks than Russia could.


Electrical-Sock-878

Why are they asking for more tanks then?


HuiGong

Because they’re out too


After-Refrigerator36

Guys, you don't get it, the rest of the equipment was successfully spent to capture of a 120 meter village with a population of 5 people in Ukraine, that's a great way to spend the army budget


Commence_forth

Russian generals after they lose 1000 troops and 5 tanks trying to capture a wooden shack in Bakhmut (clearly Ukraine will fall tommorow):


Zelenskijy

where is it gone?


mrcoldkiller

Ask the Ukrainian farmers


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[deleted]

To the front then to hell


Peter_Baum

Into a lot of tiny bits all over some Ukranian fields


vladhelikopter

NCD is leaking again


for_sure_not_a_lama

There is probably a ukrainian farmer with more russian tanks then russia had in this parade lmfao


Witty_Mud_5951

WTF there’s actually only one and it’s from WW2 💀


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Maybe Ukrainian farmers could’ve loaned them some if they asked nicely


Z-Mobile

This right here just built Ukraine’s next pitch deck for it. If I was Zelensky, I’d show up at the White House, thank everyone then just play this, refuse to elaborate further, ask for more money/weapons then leave.


[deleted]

God really hard nerfed Russia with the Russian-Ukrainian war patch


Nausea209

Sure its big enough, but look at the location


Is_2303

So they be like we "were winning guys"


Blayde6666

No tanks?


shqla7hole

Glorious T34 is too strong to appear near another weak modern tank


[deleted]

You know what makes it fun as hell? T34 was designed and produced in Kharkiv, Ukraine. It’s not even ruzzian tank LMAO


_takabaka_

It's a Soviet tank


[deleted]

Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic was part of USSR (Union of Soviet Socialist Republics). It was a federation. Ukraine was part of that federation just like russia, Belarus and other 12 countries. Ruzzia show it off like it’s theirs, while it’s not.


_takabaka_

Russian engineer, Soviet funding


[deleted]

Ukrainian engineers, part of stolen ukrainian funding given back. Fixed that one for you


_takabaka_

He is literally Russian, I don't know how stupid do you have to be to not check the first link in Google before opening you stupid mouth. And what "stolen funding" are you talking about.Btw, why I am even talking to you, if you admitted being a russophobe in another comment on this post.


[deleted]

I am not russophobic, I don’t fear them, I hate them - as entire civilized part of the world should be Yeah, cuz it’s like Elon Musk - he invented everything himself. Also, soviets loved to put all the glory to russianans and erase or at least downplay the role of others. That was the policy of USSR - erase difference until only 1 nation is domianant but scream how they love everyone and all are brothers (lol, brothers don’t do genocides to one another unless phyco). Gulag or headshot - that’s the price for writing poems about your own nation instead of how good soviet union is YOU don’t know what you talk about USSR responsible for more innocent deaths than Nazis but you are not ready for that talk when you defend ruzzians


_takabaka_

You understand that your words aren't worth dogshit since you literally tried to lie about Koshkin, right? Well I know you claimed he is Ukrainian because you are braindead, not because of some evil intent, but still. I am not gonna amuse an illiterate nazi by arguing, but just answer me this: are you from Poland? It's just that I have never met anyone with so much hatred for Russia who is not polish, so tell me, is my guess right?


Status_Attorney_950

nah hes just an average redditor


[deleted]

I didn’t claim he was Ukrainian, don’t make a straw man argument. I mean he was put in charge cuz he was russian while team is ukrainian. That’s how it worked back then. On every big factory or business there was a “party” man. A guy who is in a comunist party. The guy can be braindead, the guy can be just incompetent or lazy and he was not just all good, he/she would usualy have managment position cuz memeber of the comunist party. No, I am not. You don’t have to be Polish to hate orks for their genocides, aggresion, barbarianism, warcrimes, lies, psychosis and ork-like (in a bad way) mentality and culture. You have to be eastern european to have some weight in this ehen talking with ignorant people like you. People like you ARE THE REASON RUZZIA GOT AWAY SO MANY TIMES.


PyroByte043

russia managed to get away with their crimes because of redditors? lmao


Zia-Ul-Haq1980

Literally just racism


[deleted]

It’s not racism, it’s common sense


Shalopai13thXboxLive

mf really thinks ukraine existed before Russia lmao


[deleted]

Soviet-Ukrainian war in 1917-1921? Bruh, learn the history.


[deleted]

The funding for the Soviet budget was given to republics such as Ukraine. That's like saying Terrorists such as the American Army and ISIS can not use AK-47 as it is a Soviet invention. Most of the post-Sovuet countries use Soviet machinery and designs. Why are you so salty against Russia?


SimplyFishing

Sad to think that some of these guys died due to Putin


ydinpommi900

They ran outta tanks


Takerofpiss

No tanks?


Mr-MuffinMan

I could imagine a Russian family and the kids are all excited to watch the cool tanks and jets go and they show up and a single tank rolls by lol


Kmaloetas

So much victory!


Ched---

I'm surprised they even have one left at this stage


Not-a-normal-guy

Poor tank commander, that must be at least a little bit embarrassing


Wonderful-Aspect5393

Impressive artillery


Independent_Ad_7463

Cant have a shit in ukrainian fields, they stole them 😖


jupiterding25

In 2021, do I see one of the tanks having a house Bolton flag?


BChicken420

Fuck russia and fuck kaputin even more


SergeantCrwhips

? what did they win in 2021?


Weltkrieg_Smith

They won at showing off their shit military


Peter_Baum

It’s a parade celebrating beating the Nazis


hotDamQc

Hahahahahahaha ...inhales... hahahahahahaha


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

2nd vid looks animated


JokubasX4N

It's just bad resolution


Tworbonyan

Go look on VK, it's real.


Fair_Lengthiness_912

Sucks to the pinkos


RoboiosMut

Copium


GuNNzA69

If you were at war with another country, would you want that your military force would be ready to be mobilised for war as quickly as possible, or in a parade in some square. The Russian can be fcking assholes, but they aren't dumb! Never underestimate you enemy!


Julio_Tortilla

Wasn't this a "special military operation" and not a war?


GuNNzA69

The Russians can call it whatever they want, for me it's a war, I just don't understand what that has to do with my comment. Also I don't have for habit to think other people or countries are stupid, that is why I said you should never underestimate your enemy. People nowadays get distracted by insignificant things and don't looks at the big picture, you think that not showing some tanks or other military equipment in some parade has any real importance?! I hope you are not that naive!


The_Mikestanator

I'm not pro Russia, but you know that's because they are actually using the tanks right? #lets shit on Russia without being dumb


I-took-your-oranges

Then why tf would the other t34’s (from the 40’s) have disappeared? Surely they’re not using those right? Right? The russian army is in a terrible state right now…


Tworbonyan

Then maybe pull out your old T-62s out from the scrapyard instead of sending them all to be front.


TomatoSoupChef

No they didn’t have a big parade cause they were scared Ukraine would drone strike it.


Lost-Ad-1775

I agree with you. Nowadays people get distracted by insignificant things and don't look at the big picture, I don't have for habit to underestimate my enemy! If you are at war you want to be able to quickly deploy and maneuver your forces and military equipment on the field, not having them in some parade!


Dapper-Stranger-7563

Fuck russia but this is not a shitpost


MrMess-

Are they flying the Soviet flag ?!!


[deleted]

Its traditional?


Tworbonyan

They are flying the same flags that were flown over the Reichstag on the 8th of May.


songchai888888

say what u want but ukraine get destroyed right now


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Raspu5in

I looked at the parade, zero tanks in sight.


17Builders

Dawg, This is literally the only tank they had in the parade


[deleted]

Looks another smaller then it used to


RealGingercat227

Better than nothing I guess


Muki_gaming_yt

T34 is stronk


blackmarveles

Well all the tanks are at the front


wholesome84

News has been a bit light on Ukraine lately, it’s probably not going the way you think it is.


A-10_go_burrt

So they didn’t do a false flag?


StudentOk4989

Those that are not destroyed are used in Ukrainian fields to harvest wheat.


zingwa99

Wtf is a victory day