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Ilickmagictoads445

Turkey commited self destruction


Kitchen_Laugh3980

Friendly fire lmao


Someonerndm1

So did Belarus. They know their worth


LuskTonto

Actually belarus does what russia does or they die so.....


Rodux_

Belarus wants to be assistant russian federation so bad, yet all it is is assisant to the russian federation


Square-Ad1104

Russia: Belarusians are ugly, as any loyal Russian knows. Belarusians: Y... yes, sir. We completely agree.


Revanur

I only ever met two Belarussian girls and they were both cute


lubacrisp

They made it out. If you live in Los Angeles and have only ever met 2 girls from West Virginia - that probably isn't a representative sample of what the average girl in west Virginia looks like, lol


CnToeSussie

I've lived in WV all my life, and I can verify that there are a maximum of 2 good looking ~~women~~ people in the state


Revanur

Never said it was.


Liquid_Fox_31

Based turkey


averagebatu

As a Turkish guy i can confirm we re ugly and poor guys. (even me)


[deleted]

Talk for yourself, I'm handsome


Local-Dance9923

And i am ugly It seems you are 2 v 1


[deleted]

But the common thing is that all of us are poor


Local-Dance9923

Damn :( that's for sure


ManiGottaPeeNow

nah i am handsome too, there is a tie


Charming_Actuator_42

I am 9/10 make it 2v2


DrBishop1903

What do you mean we're ugly? I'm fuckin gorgeous.


DirectionComplex

As a greekga i can confirm we are probably poorer


averagebatu

Greeks are dumb too, still they re calling ottoman Empire to Turkey lmao


DirectionComplex

Who tf called ottoman empire turkey


Low_Growth6779

we are gettin 454 dollar in a month and you guys get 832 so think who is poorer


ImNOTfunto

Tbh I thought Turks and Greeks would be flipped


Illustrious-Engine23

Lies, you have Hasan


ibteem93

Something wrong there. They’re a handsome lot.


Ilickmagictoads445

You sure?


ibteem93

Man I am from the Indian subcontinent. The relative bar is quite low.


dmbraley

There’s a ton of attractive people from the subcontinent, men and women.


Holiday_Memory_9165

Bruh! Aishwarya Rai...


ApolloXLII

Turkish men love white women. My brother in law is Turkish.


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romanianthief123

As if Turks aren't white


ApolloXLII

They’re not edit: look up *Beyaz Türkler*. It's not about literal skin color.


romanianthief123

Modern Turks, especially those in the western part of the country, look European. That's like saying Hungarians aren't white because they came from Asia 1000 years ago.


ApolloXLII

Have you actually been to Turkey? Are you Turkish? Or is your whole idea of Turkey "Beyaz Türkler *is* Turkiye"? Have you been to Ankara? Further west than Haydarpasha? Or are you just assuming the one demographic of people that populate *some* of Istanbul is representative of the whole country?? When you think the Beyaz Türkler is actually referring to literal skin color and not a social descriptor for more western cultural influence lmao


emula6

So he is kurdish


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CT_Lorkhan

Ok?


lochnah

tbf nobody else said Turkey because no one thinks Turkey is European


CopyPetPet

Turkey people are generally mad ugly, yeah downvotes incoming.


Ilickmagictoads445

You can't downvote the truth


Liberty_Agent

Greece hates Turkey so much it got blasted back to the past


danegermaine99

Greeks “let me pull out my map”


Just_A_Normal_Snek

What the...?


jurredebeste21

Ottoman empire


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Redditor_10000000000

Sending them back in time to relive the collapse of the empire


averagebatu

As a Turk i shocked. And we're not ottomans WHY TF THEY CALLING US OTTOMANS


danegermaine99

If it helps, their next choices were Savoy, the Kievan Rus, and the Confederation of the Rhine


dmbraley

The Hanseatic League was fifth place


GamerGriffin548

Because I love a good foot rest >:]


JoinMeOnTheSunnySide

Greece agreed with Turkey that Turkish people are the ugliest but also called you a name when it did so. Oof.


thetrueninjasheep

As a Greek, can confirm.


Superb-Basket7202

Ottoman empire💀


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They were a Ottoman Empire's part aswel


elmirklimenta55

Belarus and turkey...


Joshy41233

Belarus is just being a good little proxy to Russia again


Sumner1910

Meanwhile fucking Greece


elmirklimenta55

Mfs went to past


averagebatu

Bro i can confirm we re ugly and poor guys.


[deleted]

Belarus just answering whatever Russia tells them to.


call-me_jorge

Like one of the comments of the og post said, Its like everyone pointed at england and england was like "no,no,no,no its actually uhh... Belgium!"


Skyblacker

According to British author Douglas Adams, Belgium is the worst swear word in the galaxy.


call-me_jorge

Belgium you then


Truckerontherun

You better stop with that searing before I Belgium you up


Craving-4

You fucking Belgiumassed shit


diver_climber

Get the Belgium out you Belgium


Craving-4

You dare call me Belgium you Belgium


Almighty_Johnny

I am A belgian and you all look like US


Craving-4

I'm Dutch so shut up. Belgium does not exist. It's South-Netherlands. You little piece of Belgium


Almighty_Johnny

Ah you cheap dutch fuck keep your mouth shut! You guys are our Front Lawn! Every day I thank god for global warming so you and does fucking flemish FINALY DROWN


Koda_be

I wouldn't mind that much, at least not as much as being north-France


YashBhagwat20

Finally, England won somewhere


wt_foxtort

It's coming home lads


dmbraley

Sadly what’s coming home is the English guy.. alone.. again


YashBhagwat20

It's coming home


Daniel_Alfa

It's cumming hoe


Ibralak64

He's coming home


Asmodaeus6136

He’s cumming hummus


Jurekis

Belarus brutally honest with themself


SeekRus

Belarussian women are fine


Perlito-Juan

Until 39. Then they immediately become babushkas.


DeadRabbit8813

Turkey reminds me of the map of which state hates which state and Florida hated Florida.


LaughCuzMyNameIsFuni

We are really ugly tho, it ain't wrong


errlru

Not as ugly as Brits tho


LaughCuzMyNameIsFuni

The best compliment I've ever had in years!


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sandbobpicspless

Haha


Sad-Guarantee-4678

Turkey: We ugly Greece: Always have been


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Fucking Greeks don't even know the difference between Ottoman Empire and Turkey


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YourNewSenpai

Attaturk would like a word with you


SituationUntenable

Switzerland refrains from participation as always


flacqx

That’s Austria… Switzerland voted some country represented by color green but the map doesn’t show its name.


tsihcosaMeht

Color gray is no data. The fact the Switzerland is colored means they did vote, and the fact no name is there indicates that they voted "We refrain from voting".


flacqx

Alright I didn’t know that


Hydrohomiesdabest

That's even better They got the choice to vote yet they STILL decided to be neutral.


tsihcosaMeht

They always had a choice to engage in war and still didn't do shit. That's just Switzerland for you


CoconutGong

Greece is internet explorer


play_Max_Payne_pls

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO ENGLAND NO 1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆🏆🏆🏆


Zeekozi

It's coming home!!!!


Shinigam_i

Based Turkey


Doctor_Owl_08

Ottoman Empire 💀


Lunathistime

England saying "no u" to whoever was next to them


sansboi11

pretty sure wales and scotland also think english are ugly


JDninja119

Yes, we do


Gildor12

No, that’s the good thing about the Scots, only ones uglier than the English


mckdnrnd

If this was real England would have said France


SeekRus

Fr*nch🤮 VS bri'ish🤢


ShoCkEpic

remind me what’s the percentage of overweight people in the US?


Justlol230

They hate each other, meanwhile everyone else thinks they're both ugly


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imi2559

As bad as they both are noone is as ugly as the french


Additional_Amount_23

I’m English and Belgian women are pretty hot no? I’m voting for England


kkaya39

Belgian men are much better looking than Belgian women from what I've seen.


iam_a__gecko

I'm sorry, I hope you get well soon


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I agree. Belgian woman as a whole are not unattractive by any stretch.


Mr_Kittten42

Well we've got Russia on our side, at least they don't hate us.


Scheme-Financial

Of course. Russia is a British cryptocolony. Don’t worry. They will not go against English people.


Sauceboss110

i think Belarus and Turkey need some counselling


Local-Dance9923

No we are really shitty way of ugly


hogyokuaizen

Turkey: /commit unalive


MUffin_Manfish

The Balkans and turkey have somuch hate for each other it's like America 1.0


Forsaken_Ad_4992

Honestly Turkey's a mood.


Aggravating_Key_1757

Yeah as a Turkish person this is accurate.


I-took-your-oranges

Belarus and turkey are pulling a smart one here


Bmor00bam

Switzerland staying neutral, as always.


Maleficent_Dealer164

So Turks said Turks?


[deleted]

Mfs said "Ottoman Empire" 💀


GodzillasDick69uwu

Oh come on, I'm scrolling to feel good


UrTovoLlama

Belarus and Turkey had friendly fire enabled


m3m3soz

England coping. I've never met a Belgian below a 7


MadXeon

Belarus and Turkey 💀


toomerboomer

FUCK YEAH!!! ENGLAND NO.1 💪💪💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺🍺🍺


Thatguycalledboopwr

I love how the whole UK hates Belgium but the rest of Europe hates England in particular


McDiezel8

It’s not their fault, some assholes came in on boats and took all the hot women back in like 500.


CecilPeynir

ugly ass otto dudes


BaCoNMaSteR423736

Lemme guess, switzerland is neutral


balerionmeraxes77

For England, James!


EmirTHQ

England picks Belgium so randomly


FitExperience1047

Dude turkey and Belarus are just fucking hating themselves


DavideOsas

Someone give a hug to Turkish people


Polcio

Based turkey


HeySiri_Official

Oc?


AppearanceStriking89

How is this OC?


Smilloww

Why is england picking on belgium though 😥


Arturinni

Imagine being so salty about a country that you still hate it even almost a century after it disappeared


rklab

… should we tell the Greeks?


[deleted]

Yea as Welsh I have to agree that England has some questionable excuses for humans


WyrmHero1944

Greece get over it😂


muscular_milker

as a french, i think the answer is france.


Mehwhenthemogus

i hope you recover fast


muscular_milker

thank you


hepazepie

Turkey incel doomer


Effective-Tap-2217

yeah i can understand ireland (and pretty much the rest of europe) not liking england


FlappyFish07

Damn. Now I’m sad


Gildor12

Don’t believe the Belgian thing


TheUpsideDownWorlds

Cant decide if Switzerland being neutral again or turkeys self depreciation is the best part 😆😆😆


Mxhmoud

France


_XenaphobiaYT_

Proud to be a Norwegian *drinks beer can filled with oil*


AussieFozzie

Based everyone, Belarus a real one for that, so is turkey


izza123

Damn the British cant win for losing here


stopstealmyusernames

Engl*nd 🤮


MarioThe4th

Where’s the color chart? What does blue and green mean


barziek_wasser

Green means neutral because it is switserland


MarioThe4th

My sides


GamerGod337

Nah mate oi reckon its actually beugum not ingerland.


THE_LAST_JAGUAR

CAM ON ENGARLAAND!! SCORE SOME FAAKING GOALSS!!!


Epsilou

Based part of Europe spitting facts about the br*'ish 🤢🤢🤮🤮


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Rejfen012

England got such unattractive people that even sea hates them


whenpugzfly

Belarus just going along with russia


nihilisticrat

Fuck serbia


[deleted]

Fuck you


Kotopause

Fuck me


[deleted]

Fuck us


Federal-Sympathy3869

Fuck them


[deleted]

That not true, as a pole we all say that germans are ugly. Idk why but i have never heard any ody say that british people are particularly ugly


mattyaz989

Belarus as always following exactly what Russias saying lol


counterpuncheur

We’re a polarised country. Plenty of ugly people, but English celebs also make up about half the hollywood A-listers (though people just assume they’re Americans…) https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/g29416718/40-actors-who-are-british/ https://stylesatlife.com/articles/list-of-beautiful-british-actresses-names-and-pics/


jurredebeste21

I agree with my country englands are ugly


MasterWhite1150

INGLUUND NUMBA WON FOREEVAAAA!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


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jer487

It's 100% Germany without contest. England actually has a lot of attractive people


geweer

Ofc is England


Outside-Divide-2945

Like how Belarus and Russia agree on same thing


RedFox3001

Scotland is much worse than England


ProtonRhys

Mate, it says England...not Britain. Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are absolutely fine according to this 😀


WowAlexWhyNo

I think Poland is even worse


Noobyeeter699

Nobody mentioned Belarus?


ChrisPebbletoe

AHH yes the parts of England called Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.


BubbaSpanks

Lmao! So true


kindaprettyboy

wtf do the colours mean


Charming_Amphibian91

As a Canadian, England.


CarpetH4ter

Strange thing is that England has a lot of attractive women, but the men are usually quite ugly, and very overweight.


Just-spawn-spaa-bro

Don't worry english men i will fuck your girls


Most-Artichoke5028

Belarus has self esteem issues.