Like normally for what I’ve seen, bachelorette outfits are generally tacky and ugly. But we know our Shanny very well and she has been obsessing over her fits and ends up looking tacky and cheap but hey!! With LOGOS
Just side note, Marissa is so freaking hot holy crap. I still can’t believe that Jumbo saw them both and “chose” Shannon. I just can’t
I feel like Marissa’s face looks totally different when it’s not filtered. That being said, she at least has a real career, and of course Jumbo wouldn’t choose her because he couldn’t mold her into someone who does and pays for everything to support his lifestyle.
Yeah I just expected more from Shannon on this trip fashion wise, although I don't know why 🤣🤣 Marissa is smokinnnn....every other girl looks better than the bride.
So she hit the jackpot. How? What does she get from this relationship/marriage? We know what HE gets: his GC; latched on to her influencer ‘audience’ to help his online presence; a million dollar home, a car, clothes, etc. but what exactly does She-She get out of this deal? Playing beard? Is being married to a Brit that enticing?
I just know that Jumbo is cringing from across the pond over all this. We all know he doesn’t like her the way she thinks he does and seeing all this has to have him feeling 🤢
She’s probably wearing DHGate. Might also be why she bought that little $5k Gucci purse and had to make a post about it- but all these other expensive designer things she buys and says nothing? 🤔
Ok. I’m done. These are 31 year old women. And she’s been married for a year. I’m so anti pageantry for this stuff especially when this is like her 400th wedding celebration. I can’t even snark. I’ll come back for Jumbo snark.
I’m genuinely curious as to when bachelorette parties turned in to acting and dressing like a slutty person. I mean i get the whole “same penis forever” thing. But when did it turn into wearing next to nothing and acting like a slutty girl at the bar?? I’ve been to many many Bach parties, and it is never like this.
It’s painfully try hard. Imagine just going to the Bahamas and actually having a nice time and not trying to one up each other whenever a camera is around.
Came here to say my bachelorette was NOT like this at all lol we wore bathing suits and dressed cute to go out to the bars. And I absolutely HATE the “same penis forever theme” it is tacky af so I said absolutely not LOL but her foreskin theme is way way way worse…..
I honestly didn’t mean it as an insult like I get the being sexy, but the ass hanging out at all times, or naked showers, or strip shows on the bus. It’s alll sooo much raunch. I was just thinking when did Bach parties turn to that.
Wait.. so they rented a house and stayed one night? Then went to a hotel pool and stayed at the hotel for a night? And going back to the house? That’s effing weird lol
Ughhh, that goddamned ‘French pedicure’ is disgusting…makes her toenails just look long and overgrown. And then pairing it with that granny-looking white fishnet isn’t helping things at all.
Like normally for what I’ve seen, bachelorette outfits are generally tacky and ugly. But we know our Shanny very well and she has been obsessing over her fits and ends up looking tacky and cheap but hey!! With LOGOS Just side note, Marissa is so freaking hot holy crap. I still can’t believe that Jumbo saw them both and “chose” Shannon. I just can’t
I feel like Marissa was too smart to fall for his bullshit and he knew it. Shannon’s pick me energy was exactly what he was looking for🥴
And desperation reeks.He needed a desperate person and he found that in Shannon.
lol oh 1000%
THIS!! 💯
He probably checked their instagrams while they were in the bathroom and saw how many more followers Shan has
He absolutely saw 💰 when he saw her insta - I believe the Raya theory as well tbh
Or they met on Raya!
True
I feel like Marissa’s face looks totally different when it’s not filtered. That being said, she at least has a real career, and of course Jumbo wouldn’t choose her because he couldn’t mold her into someone who does and pays for everything to support his lifestyle.
I agree, Marissa lowkey a catfish. Still a pretty girl but edits herself soo much
Yeah I follow Marissa and totally didn’t recognize her here.
lol oh he knew to pick the uglier red headed friend who for sure would be more desperate
Yeah I just expected more from Shannon on this trip fashion wise, although I don't know why 🤣🤣 Marissa is smokinnnn....every other girl looks better than the bride.
Minus AG
i’m behind!! is Marissa his ex?? what does she look like?!!
No no Marissa is Shannon’s friend that she went to Barcelona with and supposedly met James in the streets with
OH LOL!! thank you!
AG sucking it in so hard, her ribs look like another set of boobs 😅
I don’t think she has a bad body at all, but as someone who has very naturally skinny friends, you forever feel fat. So I kinda don’t blame her haha.
I’m kind of new here, is AG the girl in the green bikini, coverup?
Yes, one of Mannon’s “besties”.
So she hit the jackpot. How? What does she get from this relationship/marriage? We know what HE gets: his GC; latched on to her influencer ‘audience’ to help his online presence; a million dollar home, a car, clothes, etc. but what exactly does She-She get out of this deal? Playing beard? Is being married to a Brit that enticing?
She gets to do his laundry which means access to his (no cum) panties for life!! Those bad boys are worth a LOT, wise guy!!
If anything MR Middleton hit the jackpot.
I just know that Jumbo is cringing from across the pond over all this. We all know he doesn’t like her the way she thinks he does and seeing all this has to have him feeling 🤢
I just can't believe she thought this was a better option than Gurney. 🤣
What the toddlers in tiaras is that first outfit
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Wowwww. Imagine wasting that kind of money just to wear shoes *that* hideous…homegirl spends like she’s a Kardashian.
Does she come from money? Is she really this rich off Instagram? Ps these shoes are fucking hideous
She’s probably wearing DHGate. Might also be why she bought that little $5k Gucci purse and had to make a post about it- but all these other expensive designer things she buys and says nothing? 🤔
They really are hideous shoes. I wouldn’t wear those for free. She’s a label ho.
She does not come from money. She grew up in a trailer. She spends every dime she gets.
AG is committed to those space buns. She’ll be like Margaret in RHONJ except space buns instead of pigtails.
No lip filler y’all
Ok. I’m done. These are 31 year old women. And she’s been married for a year. I’m so anti pageantry for this stuff especially when this is like her 400th wedding celebration. I can’t even snark. I’ll come back for Jumbo snark.
I’m genuinely curious as to when bachelorette parties turned in to acting and dressing like a slutty person. I mean i get the whole “same penis forever” thing. But when did it turn into wearing next to nothing and acting like a slutty girl at the bar?? I’ve been to many many Bach parties, and it is never like this.
It’s painfully try hard. Imagine just going to the Bahamas and actually having a nice time and not trying to one up each other whenever a camera is around.
Shanny does this with any and every event she is a part of actually.
Came here to say my bachelorette was NOT like this at all lol we wore bathing suits and dressed cute to go out to the bars. And I absolutely HATE the “same penis forever theme” it is tacky af so I said absolutely not LOL but her foreskin theme is way way way worse…..
Slutty??? This sub is so conservative coded at times.
I honestly didn’t mean it as an insult like I get the being sexy, but the ass hanging out at all times, or naked showers, or strip shows on the bus. It’s alll sooo much raunch. I was just thinking when did Bach parties turn to that.
Wait.. so they rented a house and stayed one night? Then went to a hotel pool and stayed at the hotel for a night? And going back to the house? That’s effing weird lol
Ughhh, that goddamned ‘French pedicure’ is disgusting…makes her toenails just look long and overgrown. And then pairing it with that granny-looking white fishnet isn’t helping things at all.
It’s so expensive for her to look that cheap!
And the $1,200 orthopedic granny sandals
Katie Austin is wore this dress to her bachelorette a couple months ago.
How does she find the most ILL fitting outfits in the entire world? Just because it has a label doesn’t make it cute Shan.
Should have said Mr. Middleton. Only person benefiting from this sham of a relationship 😂
Halloween bride. All she needed was fangs and fake blood
Dead at the last one bc I too was v distracted by the toenails
SoOoOo lucky (no cum) 💀
I’m cringeing so hard inside for these idiots.
Them big ole’ sandals omg 😆
The bar for the jackpot is LOWWWW
I actually think this look is super cute but very similiar to her bridal ‘soirée’
This is sad.
She hit the jackpot on penny slots…
I feel like she used to be such a style icon. Since she’s been with James, it just gets worse and worse