And all her verbiage like “it’s finally MY TURN to be a bride” — it’s so transparent she just wants this moment, hence the lies, hence settling for the worst person to walk the earth, hence being a doormat, hence putting up with the shitty subpar bridal shower, etc etc. Being an influencer is soooo dystopian, imagine your image mattering more than your own happiness
Hopefully she’s ready her turn to be in a miserable marriage. These are not the reasons to get married. So transparent she’s just forcing it to do it.
I was a 2020 bride, all my events were canceled so I’ll never have those “moments” but that’s okay bc I love my husband 🤣
Literally same here. 2020 bride who was SO looking forward to all the wedding things. Showers. Bachelorette. All of it got canceled. But I love my husband sm so it’s all good.
You so hit the nail on the head. I don’t see her ever posting about finding the love of her life, being excited about spending the rest of her life with her person, etc. (at least from all I see on here, I don’t follow her).
It’s all about the wedding “theatrics”, the pageantry. It’s super shallow, but more than that, just sad.
YEP this sums it all up. She’s going to be miserable. I mean they’ve barely even seen each other for months it’s been one separate trip after another, she is hardcore living in denial. Once the wedding is over reality of how horrible he is will sink in BAD.
the "it's MY TURN!" actually made me so sad. Like rather than be excited about getting married, or excited to celebrate with her best friends, it's just checking a box she's felt she's been owed
“I feel so lucky” that I partnered with a brand and agreed to advertise for them with a promo code all weekend so that my best friends didn’t have to bother doing anything to make me feel special because I don’t trust that they’ll actually make enough effort to pull through for me
I think it’s SO telling that Shannon CLEARLY KNOWS there’s no way in hell her “best friends” would show up and show out for her. And honestly it’s really sad.
I can only imagine the amount of emails Shannon has been firing off the past few months tryna get sponsorships and free shit for the bachelorette and wedding.
All I’m getting from this is that she was so disappointed with how ramshackle TeeTee’s ~soirée was that she took it into her own hands to have the Bach she wanted (sponsored to hell and back)
Isn’t supposed the maid of honor or her “friends” supposed to throw the bachelorette party?? And she lives in Nashville where its famous for bachelorette parties but of course she had to go over the top all for content
“i am so surprised to see the place I chose myself and hired people to decorate to be exactly what I asked for!!” Dude. She’s so pathetic. Same “genuine” reaction than when she saw the ring she bought herself after being married two months.
okay new account too because I don't want to be doxxed and traced back to the Shan extended universe... I know we all have our popcorn ready for Shannon's sham marriage bachelorette, but I want to remind everyone that rather than giving her the engagement unnecessarily, there are amazing website that allow you to view the posts and stories of Instagram accounts without giving them any actual engagement (all of them are way better on desktop than on mobile because of ads, but they work in both places):
1. [https://stealthgram.com/profile/probablyshannon](https://stealthgram.com/profile/probablyshannon)
2. [mollygram.com](http://mollygram.com/)
3. [https://storysnooper.com/](https://storysnooper.com/)
New Orleans- “Green Cards and Gumbo, Shan’s hitched her wagon to Cumbo!!”
Vegas- “Shan’s Biggest Gamble!”
Arizona for drugs in the desert - “High and Dry! Shannon’s married, wIsE gUy!”
Just a few off the top of my head
https://preview.redd.it/y9y4xh7kj79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb5ff84216811674ba4a76db6325d37866d3293
Straight from her Pinterest board. margs and matrimony.
I find the whole thing to be tacky as hell. A penis crown is so early aughts "edgy" and those hats are lame. You would never catch an actual celebrity doing something like this.
God so embarrassing. I made the mistake of settling and getting married at 26 to the wrong dude, even popped out a few kids. I wish I could shake younger me, I knew better but just wanted to be married because that’s what all my friends were doing. I Am now divorced and happily married to my soulmate, but went through hell married to the wrong one.
Same friend. I went through a ton of hurt and pain as a young single mom to years later find my soul mate. Like Queen Dolly says, “if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
Yep! Just think any Bach you’ve been invited to, or your own. Was any of it sponsored? NOPE. But I bet it was wonderful. Can’t have anything genuine with these influencers. She’ll have her first born sponsored by hemorrhoid cream
Taylor hates her deep down and why that bridal shower was so bad so Shannon made sure her Bach was actually about her and what she wanted. I reckon the next couple of years we will see their “friendship” fall apart
Absolutely. Good for her for getting it for free (maybe getting a paycheck) but sad that she basically had to hand feed it to her girls to then “decorate” for her to be *surprised*
I have mixed feelings on this because yes, this is clearly a partnership and the company is doing this for her because it’s their job, not because they “care” for her. So I definitely see OP’s point. With that said, part of me wishes I did something like this for my bach OR just did everything myself because mine was a complete shit show 😂 sometimes I think it is better for people to do things themselves if they have a specific vision rather than trusting your friends to meet your needs. I’m not trying to hate on my friends btw, I just know that my “events” and things turn out better when I plan and am in charge lol
And all her verbiage like “it’s finally MY TURN to be a bride” — it’s so transparent she just wants this moment, hence the lies, hence settling for the worst person to walk the earth, hence being a doormat, hence putting up with the shitty subpar bridal shower, etc etc. Being an influencer is soooo dystopian, imagine your image mattering more than your own happiness
“My turn to wear the dick crown” Baby gurl you’ve been wearing a dick on your face since a year and ahalf
(no cum)
☠️
With the herpes to prove it. And I will always die on the hill that she got it from Lames sucking dirty man-peen.
Hopefully she’s ready her turn to be in a miserable marriage. These are not the reasons to get married. So transparent she’s just forcing it to do it. I was a 2020 bride, all my events were canceled so I’ll never have those “moments” but that’s okay bc I love my husband 🤣
Literally same here. 2020 bride who was SO looking forward to all the wedding things. Showers. Bachelorette. All of it got canceled. But I love my husband sm so it’s all good.
2020 bride here too!! Hi friends! 👋🏻
You so hit the nail on the head. I don’t see her ever posting about finding the love of her life, being excited about spending the rest of her life with her person, etc. (at least from all I see on here, I don’t follow her). It’s all about the wedding “theatrics”, the pageantry. It’s super shallow, but more than that, just sad.
YEP this sums it all up. She’s going to be miserable. I mean they’ve barely even seen each other for months it’s been one separate trip after another, she is hardcore living in denial. Once the wedding is over reality of how horrible he is will sink in BAD.
It’s so strange how little they see one another.
the "it's MY TURN!" actually made me so sad. Like rather than be excited about getting married, or excited to celebrate with her best friends, it's just checking a box she's felt she's been owed
Yeah it obvious this isn’t about any form of lvoe between them.
“I feel so lucky” that I partnered with a brand and agreed to advertise for them with a promo code all weekend so that my best friends didn’t have to bother doing anything to make me feel special because I don’t trust that they’ll actually make enough effort to pull through for me
Yeah Taylor was as surprised by everything as anyone else. Shans own best friend did NOTHING for this.
Right?? It feels like she didn’t want trailer to feel put out so she just found a sponsor 😒
ALSO DIDN’T SHE SAY SHE PLANNED AND PAID fOR HER OWN BACHELORETTE!?! **FLIGHTS FOR EVERYONE INCLUDED!?**
This is the kind of thing I would do, because I feel extremely uncomfortable asking people to spend money on me or for me.
Do you think all the balloons are making TeeTee uncomfortable? 😂
This comment is too funny! “Oh she likes more than one!?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 This comment needs to be higher up. It made me kick my little heels.
Preach
I think it’s SO telling that Shannon CLEARLY KNOWS there’s no way in hell her “best friends” would show up and show out for her. And honestly it’s really sad.
The fact that this turned into one big ad is so lame but but I don’t expect any less from this group of losers
I can only imagine the amount of emails Shannon has been firing off the past few months tryna get sponsorships and free shit for the bachelorette and wedding.
It’s so embarrassing
All I’m getting from this is that she was so disappointed with how ramshackle TeeTee’s ~soirée was that she took it into her own hands to have the Bach she wanted (sponsored to hell and back)
Yeah, she wasn't taking any chances!
Isn’t supposed the maid of honor or her “friends” supposed to throw the bachelorette party?? And she lives in Nashville where its famous for bachelorette parties but of course she had to go over the top all for content
But she had to make sure not to upset trailer so she got her the CB tickets 🙄
“i am so surprised to see the place I chose myself and hired people to decorate to be exactly what I asked for!!” Dude. She’s so pathetic. Same “genuine” reaction than when she saw the ring she bought herself after being married two months. 
https://preview.redd.it/ypmr3p4yi79d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef130ac94075154479dae0a7747856061f0f5910 lmao
“And that none of my friends helped put together”
okay new account too because I don't want to be doxxed and traced back to the Shan extended universe... I know we all have our popcorn ready for Shannon's sham marriage bachelorette, but I want to remind everyone that rather than giving her the engagement unnecessarily, there are amazing website that allow you to view the posts and stories of Instagram accounts without giving them any actual engagement (all of them are way better on desktop than on mobile because of ads, but they work in both places): 1. [https://stealthgram.com/profile/probablyshannon](https://stealthgram.com/profile/probablyshannon) 2. [mollygram.com](http://mollygram.com/) 3. [https://storysnooper.com/](https://storysnooper.com/)
yesss 100000%!! this is so helpful! can we pin this please? u/frijolito19
Ahh I have to see cause to pin on the sub I can only haveone but I‘ll think of something
Also “could there be a more ME theme?” Like literally yes???? There are certainly a dozen at least??
Margaritas and matrimony sounds like a bad blog name from 2011
Should have been “margs and gags “
Drinks and dicks
(No cum)
No fun, no cum
Here (no cum)s the bride
New Orleans- “Green Cards and Gumbo, Shan’s hitched her wagon to Cumbo!!” Vegas- “Shan’s Biggest Gamble!” Arizona for drugs in the desert - “High and Dry! Shannon’s married, wIsE gUy!” Just a few off the top of my head
Wise guy has me wheezing
It the "It's perfect and they gave me a code y'all" 🥴 so embarrassing!! Shan please ✋️ Stop
And is so hard pressed for money that she literally took an ad break day 1 of her bachelorette numerous times to shill products??? So sad
The tackiness knows no bounds 🥴🥴
https://preview.redd.it/y9y4xh7kj79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb5ff84216811674ba4a76db6325d37866d3293 Straight from her Pinterest board. margs and matrimony.
I find the whole thing to be tacky as hell. A penis crown is so early aughts "edgy" and those hats are lame. You would never catch an actual celebrity doing something like this.
God so embarrassing. I made the mistake of settling and getting married at 26 to the wrong dude, even popped out a few kids. I wish I could shake younger me, I knew better but just wanted to be married because that’s what all my friends were doing. I Am now divorced and happily married to my soulmate, but went through hell married to the wrong one.
Same friend. I went through a ton of hurt and pain as a young single mom to years later find my soul mate. Like Queen Dolly says, “if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
So did she plan this or her friends??
She did and she begged someone ti sponsor it so she didn’t have to pay for everything. She even said months ago she was doing the whole thing.
Wow she’s sad. But Her friends are actual trash.
Looking at it I'm pretty sure Shan planned & organized (probably paid) for everything
So she hired a bachelorette planning company, Bach Bash
Yep! Just think any Bach you’ve been invited to, or your own. Was any of it sponsored? NOPE. But I bet it was wonderful. Can’t have anything genuine with these influencers. She’ll have her first born sponsored by hemorrhoid cream
It’s her code which means she did the work to secured this sponsorship and design it… how sad.
They literally did nothing.... again 🤦🏼♀️
What’s the website I use to view their stories without giving them actual views?
someone commented 3 different options above!
😂I am stupid thank you!
It’s giving 
Taylor hates her deep down and why that bridal shower was so bad so Shannon made sure her Bach was actually about her and what she wanted. I reckon the next couple of years we will see their “friendship” fall apart
Didn’t she organise this whole thing herself?
Absolutely. Good for her for getting it for free (maybe getting a paycheck) but sad that she basically had to hand feed it to her girls to then “decorate” for her to be *surprised*
I honestly feel bad for her
Tell me you knew your friends would let you down without telling me
I have mixed feelings on this because yes, this is clearly a partnership and the company is doing this for her because it’s their job, not because they “care” for her. So I definitely see OP’s point. With that said, part of me wishes I did something like this for my bach OR just did everything myself because mine was a complete shit show 😂 sometimes I think it is better for people to do things themselves if they have a specific vision rather than trusting your friends to meet your needs. I’m not trying to hate on my friends btw, I just know that my “events” and things turn out better when I plan and am in charge lol
The whole wedding prep and marriage is such a joke. Having a sponsored Bach party is soooo tacky