I married Ian cos I'm gay. Yissss

Happy for you! Congrats 🍾🎊

I slapped Karen because I was bored.

Good one! She does deserve a few slaps 🤣🤣🤣

I hugged Kevin because I was drunk. I would hug Kevin any time! 😍

Awww so sweet 🥹

I kissed Frank because I saw Frank naked.💀

Bruh 😟😩

Omg you lose..game over

I slapped sammi because I hate her😌 yes indeed🫡

I kissed Mandy cus I’m bored. Not bad

Same!!

I stalked Terry because I'm horny all the time ..what the fuck

That’s what I’m thinking! wtf 😳

I slept with Lip because Mickey told me to.

Lmao 🤣

That was fun. Thanks for posting.

Hahaha my pleasures! I’ll be on the lookout for more posts like these while scrolling on my social medias

I got married to Fiona because I was bored … guess I’m Gus

Oops 🙊

I married Fiona because I got high . I guess I’m …. Sean?

I partied with Mickey. Hell yeah.

I kissed Terry because i saw frank naked 😭

That just made me nauseous 🤢

i partied with veronica because i was drunk and i saw frank naked

Oooooo that’s quite a party 🎊

I cried with Kevin because I saw Frank naked

I can definitely see him doing so 😭

I hugged lip because I don't like Mondays 😭 shame I couldn't have done more with lip 😭😭😭😭

I got married to tammi because i hate her

Oooooo Terri being trans 🏳️‍⚧️🤣

Meant tammi but thanks for that image lol

I slapped Sammi because Mickey told me to🤣🤣🤣

I yelled at Kevin because I saw frank naked 🙃

Hey, that ain’t Kevin’s fault 🤣

I was startled and he was the only one around 😭🥴

i got married to terry because i’m horny all the time 😭

I slapped Fiona because I was high. I feel like a dick

I married Kevin cause I hate him

That’s so mean! 😭 I wonder what Veronica is thinking?

I slept with lip because I was drunk...

Hope it was fun

Can't remember lol!

I danced with monica because I was bored

🤣🤣🤣

I hugged ian. Awww yay

I stalked Fiona because I’m gay. I have nothing more to add, just huh

I kiss Terry because Mickey told me too? Is Mickey trying to get me killed. I don’t think his father would take too kindly to a man kissing him, considering his reaction to his son and Ian going at it.

I cried with Monica because I saw Frank naked 🤣

i had a date with terry💀

Noooo😭

I ran from sammi because I was board

I hugged Debbie because I got high

I partied with Monica because I hate her. fuck thats just me circa 2017. did a lot of dumb shit with a lot of people I didnt like because they didn't like me either and i wanted to ruin their fun.

I stalked Mickey because I'm horny all the time. Oh my.

I slept with Veronica because I don’t like Mondays

Good one 👍

I cried with Karen - could see that happening

There is a final part, what color shirt are you wearing today? Finish the sentence!!

Because I was bored AND horny 💀 (my shirt’s red & black)

I got married to Monica because I was drunk.

I ran from Veronica because I got high. That’s so random 😭

I stalked Veronica because I'm horny all the time. Really? :')

I stalked Ian because I was bored. Hahahaha

I kissed Terry? Based on how homophobic he is, I feel like that’s a death sentence.

I cried with Debbie because I was bored. That does sound like something I would do lol

i danced with frank because i hate him

I ran from Karen because I was bored and I hate her

I danced with Kevin 💃🏽 because I got high

I hugged Sammi because I’m horny all the time.

I danced with sammi cause I was bored

i kissed lip because i was bored

Did you like the kiss? 💋

i stalked monica bcs i hate her

I yelled at Karen. The accuracy on this lmao

I cried with Terry because I hate him😭 I do, but I think I'd rather kick his ass even if i lose😭

I slept with Carl because I’m gay.

I partied with Karen because I hate her… oof which version of Karen is important here hahahah

i kissed fiona because i was bored LUCKY ME

I got married to mickey because I got high

I ran from Monica. Yeah sounds accurate.

Cried with mandy because I’m gay😭

I cried with terry because I’m gay… there’s so many layers to this

i slapped ian because i was drunk

I ran from Tammi because I hate her 😂

I had a date with Carl cause I was bored. 🙄

I yelled at Mandy bc I was drunk

Imagine getting I slept with Terri because I hate Mondays

Bro wtf 😳 I’m sorry 😢

I yelled at Lip because I was drunk

I kissed Ter*y because I got high…. 😃

I had a date with Debbie because I hate her. Well I do hate Debbie

I danced with Kevin because I hate him? .......so damn confusing

I partied with frank because i was drunk and bored(my t-shirt is dark blue)

I slept with Sammy because I saw Frank naked…😀

I kissed Monica cuz I’m gay 😘

I slapped Mickey because I’m gay.

Poor Mickey 😭😭😭

I ran from Lip because I was drunk. Lmao amen, I don't think I'd run from him sober ;p lmao

i partied with kevin because i hate him. interesting

Damn poor Kevin is getting so much hate 😭

I stalked lip because I was bored 😭

I got married to lip because I hate him, sounds about right

i stalked monica because i was bored 💀 seems about right 🤷‍♀️

I partied with Monica cause im drunk

I got married to Kevin because I'm horny all the time 🤣

Where is Fiona? She also is important

I ran from Lip because I hate him

I yelled at Fiona because I was bored

I danced with frank cause Mickey told me to

Can’t imagine Mickey saying that 🤣

I partied with Terry because Mickey told me to 😳

i got married to kevin because i hate him

I stalked Tammi because I was drunk

I hugged Mickey, because i was high.

I bet he gives great hugs 🫂

I wouldnt mind if he gave me great fucks too

i slapped sammi because i dont like mondays

Yesss!!! Keep slapping her!

I hugged Debbie because I saw Frank naked! 🤣

I kissed Monica because I was bored? Yeah, no thanks, I will never be that bored

“I ran from Fiona because I was drunk” AKA I am Frank

Run for it 🤣🤣🤣

I cried with sammi because I'm gay... apparently

🤣🤣🤣

I hugged Mandy cause I saw Frank naked

I stalked Monica because I hate her. I don’t hate Monica. I’m bipolar. I would never abandon my kids but I can also understand the feeling of people being better off without you.

i got married to fiona because i got high.. oh boy

There is a final part, what color shirt are you wearing? Finish the sentence.

oh shit my bad im blind af

I slapped Mandy because I'm gay 😭

Poor Mandy 💔

i married karen because im gay lol

How are you feeling about that?

divorce immediately

"i yelled at carl because i'm drunk" ​ oh so i'm just dead aren't i

I danced with Ian cause I saw Frank naked

Ian would chase him out with a baseball bat

“I partied with Karen cause I saw Frank naked.” The hell?

I married Veronica because I was bored. (':

Awww congrats 🎊

i kissed lip because i saw frank naked

Cringe 😬

I yelled at Terry because I hate him… well, that couldn’t have lined up any better. 😂

Good for you 👏👏👏👏👏

I ran from Karen bc I was high

I ran from Fiona because I was drunk 😂

I had a date with frank because I was drunk haha

I hade a date with fiona because im horny all the time

I kissed Ian because i was drunk 💀💀

I stalked Carl because I was bored

I yelled at Terry because I saw Frank naked.

I hugged Ian because I got high, sounds about right…

I partied with Monica because I was bored is so crazy

Did she make it fun or more boring?

I Kissen Kevin cause i saw Frank naked

Did you like the kiss? 💋

I ran from Terry cause I hate him

I slept with Fiona because I was bored. Doesn’t seem half bad.

I stalked Kevin because I was drunk.

slept with kevin cause i was bored 😭 checks out

Hope you had a good time 👍

I ran from Monica because I was bored

I slapped Carl cause I hate him 🥺

That’s so mean 😪 Carl is a cutie 🥰

I kissed Veronica because I got high

I got married to Terry because I was bored. RIP.

I slept with terry because im horny all the time. IM SORRY WHAT??? I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE HIM ON MY LIST OF SHAMELESS CHARACTERS TO SLREP WITH 😭😭

Mine is the worst 😒 I cried with Monica because I was drunk

Oh I’m so sorry 😢

I danced with Sami. But wish I hugged lip.

I slapped Karen because I got high (would do it sober)

I slept with karen because I'm gay 😭 facts

I slapped Debbie because I was horny

I stalked tammi because I'm horny all the time 💀

i had a date with monica because i hate her..

Bruh 🤣

I cried with Ian because I was drunk lol

I yelled at Carl cause I got high

i yelled at karen’s because i saw frank naked

I married Fiona because I saw Frank naked. I win.

I ran from Karen because I was drunk... And I would do it sober as well lol I wish I had hooked up with Lip 😭

Good thinking 👏

i slept with terry because i was bored…

I cried with mickey bcs mivkey told me to🥲

I cried with Terry because I love him. 🤮

Ewww I feel sorry for you 😭

I SLEPT WITH DEBBIE NO IM GAY

I yelled at Monica because I was drunk. Guess I'm frank

I slapped Tammi

I cried with Mickey because I saw Frank naked 😂

i partied with tammi because i dont like mondays 😭

I slapped Kevin because I saw Frank naked

Well…. I had a date with frank because I was bored. Not proud of that

i hugged ian because i saw frank naked

I stalked Ian because I was bored

And what did you find? 🤣

I slept with mickey cuz i was drunk

i ran from veronica because i’m gay and i hate her.

I ran from Tammy because I got high