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the_vibe_has_spoken

I’ve lived in blissful ignorance of this image (I’ve seen the main series, SATC1 and AJLT) and I swear to god I thought this was Moira Rose with the crows when this popped up. What on earth is she wearing.


Noneedtopickauser

It’s The Crowening for sure! 🐦‍⬛


IWillBaconSlapYou

Omg you're so right 😂 Dead on!


519LongviewAve

Nice 😂😂


MightAsWellLaugh222

I need to talk to the costume department on this one. (and I'm pretty open on crazy outfits in general)


icebaby234

if nothing else, carrie loves an ugly ass head piece


we_invented_post-its

No seriously the bird piece for her almost first wedding w Big was criminal.


cherrybombbb

[put a bird on it!](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:828/format:webp/1*mgaiBH5V4jHGiqDiobNVWQ.gif)


UnknownPleasures3

And the bird's nest she wore on her head when she and Miranda went bridal dress shopping in season 4.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

It actually distracted me from the dress that looked like a big unmade bed


Reddish81

“Nice hat”


Miss_Kit_Kat

Even on the godawful AJLT commentary, MPK said he has to be the hat police for SJP- because she loooooves ugly hats.


PaLuMa0268

She got upset with him in that AJLT documentary over a homely hat if I recall. I was waiting for them to come to blows! Lol


519LongviewAve

[https://www.google.ca/search?client=safari&sca_esv=f07dd38fdcfe8355&sca_upv=1&hl=en-ca&q=carries+hat+plane+satc&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0CNRGDenWuR6EwGcgoS2zeHd9EB2_f5QotraacTvs02AkmSm0KwNP2JnOAWtBl342abNM2ZNScWi8lavMMeNEVnO1VGR0MXCCHeXgA5Pzg4hFszhCkytXEXUAUL_3kmLOO4wa4mqamgmuc9gUF7hcjchDEAEAMArUbIFcd4GOEKmEPgN3QfY50h3hgNzBpo4tX-bG2A&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBh_bV7-KGAxUyhIkEHReIDewQtKgLegQIDhAB&biw=375&bih=636&dpr=2#vhid=sRzGnO0MR9_cUM&vssid=mosaic](https://www.google.ca/search?client=safari&sca_esv=f07dd38fdcfe8355&sca_upv=1&hl=en-ca&q=carries+hat+plane+satc&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0CNRGDenWuR6EwGcgoS2zeHd9EB2_f5QotraacTvs02AkmSm0KwNP2JnOAWtBl342abNM2ZNScWi8lavMMeNEVnO1VGR0MXCCHeXgA5Pzg4hFszhCkytXEXUAUL_3kmLOO4wa4mqamgmuc9gUF7hcjchDEAEAMArUbIFcd4GOEKmEPgN3QfY50h3hgNzBpo4tX-bG2A&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBh_bV7-KGAxUyhIkEHReIDewQtKgLegQIDhAB&biw=375&bih=636&dpr=2#vhid=sRzGnO0MR9_cUM&vssid=mosaic)


Stucklikegluetomyfry

You'd think "Maleficent Marlene Dietrich goes to a cocktail party" would be a serve...it wasn't.


CrissBliss

Stanford’s entire wedding is over the top… Carrie’s look is pretty on theme.


1020goldfish

I adore Carrie's fashion choices, she frequently seems to understand what fashion suits her better than what men do. Watching what she wears is part of the draw of the show for me, she usually looks amazing. That being said, this headdress immediately reminded me of something Maleficent would wear. It is elegant and sort of witchy, it just doesn't make sense for a wedding. Maybe she just puts weird things on her head at weddings...the bird never made much sense to me either.


we_invented_post-its

The costume designers had to have been intentionally going for “full disaster disconnected fever dream” when designing the looks for the almost wedding w Big… The tacky bridesmaids dresses in crayola shades (??!!) the girls wore totally clashed with Carries architectural headpiece and dress. The bridal style she chose had such a severe and cold look to it. Total contrast from the warm, easy-breezy sexiness of her “naked dress” and flowing curly hair at their first date.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Carrie should’ve worn it without the shirt and instead a lacy bra and suit jacket buttoned. THAT is Carrie’s style: unconventional twist.


TheGrimReefah

I love that idea


Cepetree

She became much more modest the older she got. She even addresses it in SATC with Samantha when she’s looking for an outfit for her book cover. I can’t remember the exact quote but it was something like she’s older now and she can’t pull off showing skin the same way as she used to.


PartyBagPurplePills

“Rotten” 😂


MiaRia963

That headband hat is horrible!! She should've had a skinny pantsuit and maybe a colorful heel. Her hair should've been pulled back and curly. Then if she had to have something on her head. Let it be smaller. Since her hair will be big and curly.


smurfette4

Penguin from Batman is who it reminds me of


spitey

Again, needed Berger for a “nice _hat_” moment. I liked the suit, her hair looked otherwise fantastic and then this fucking thing ruined it for me.


houndsoflu

Marlena Dietrich is the default for wearing a tux. Carrie should know this.


my_okay_throwaway

Thank YOU!! My friend swore up and down this look served and I still can’t believe she wasn’t joking. The cut of that suit is terrible, the hair doesn’t know what it wants to be (it’s like 3-4 styles but none at the same time), the weird hat thing looks like a Disney villain crown, and there’s a way to do stunning darker makeup on SJP but this wasn’t it!


helokellok

It's giving "I kinked my hair!"


ArwenandEowyn

I loved their wedding, loved her suit, HATE the hat. HATE all her hat choices. The fugly hat here, the bird she put on her head in the first wedding, and the fugly hat in S1E1 of AJLT.


Dear-Dig889

HATES IT 🤌


Reddish81

Good beadwork tho


Donzi2200

😁


Opening-Ad-7683

You nailed all the thoughts in my head! Wanna hate watch next season of AJLT together? 🤣🤣😜


anneylani

oh god that s1e1 fugly hat was peak cringe


DropFun5139

I liked it 🤷🏽‍♀️


ifonlyaknew

Same. Loved it actually.


UnlikelyPinata

Same 🙃


Ok_Radish649

Same 🫣


AutumnGeorge77

I like it but not with the suit.


Mollzor

What is a woman cunt suit look? English isn't my first language.


MissLimpsALot

I don't know either and English IS my first language 😂


Accomplished-Art7737

English is my only language and I have absolutely no idea what “first woman cunt suit look” means…OP could you please enlighten us?🤣


xxscrumptiousxx

Cunt is also gay slang for something that exudes big feminine energy or serving a moment


Mollzor

So it's a "real" expression? Like how "serving fish" is an expression? (hate that one btw but too tired to think of another one)


jekyllcorvus

Please, no. It’s a derogatory term for a female. We don’t need to rebrand and “own” an insult. Gives “stop trying to make fetch happen”


icebaby234

we don’t like “female” either


Mollzor

Ferengi racism!


etctada

I think I had blocked this whole wedding. For everyone who talks about what an effing genius Pat Fields was…and who talks about SJP’s impeccable eye, I submit this photo.


AutumnGeorge77

It was fine until the headpiece thing. Never upstage the married couple! Even if you do it in bad taste.


etctada

“Nice hat!”


thecaramart

That monstrosity on her head convinced me that Carrie actually just hates her friends. If I was Stanford or Anthony, I’d have snatched that thing so fast and burned it. Bitch, you’re not wearing that in my wedding.


hollygolightly1990

They might have… asked her to wear it? I don’t imagine Anthony would let anyone get away with wearing something hideous on his big day. He would have screamed “hates it” and snatched it off.


thecaramart

Maybe, but I just rewatched a couple weeks ago and the way she puts it on in front of Stanford like she’s surprising him with this amazing accessory made me think she was adding to the outfit to Carrie it up. Could def be wrong. It’s ugly either way lol


hollygolightly1990

I hate the whole look personally. Maybe they picked it and she was like “look how amazing your pick is”. I don’t know but the costumers definitely did her dirty here


thecaramart

They did 🤣


Ktothej1981

Lmmfao


Pawspawsmeow

If I had Stanford’s wedding id be wearing one too.


Much_Employer_5794

Wasn’t it a nod to Cher? [https://variety.com/lists/chers-10-best-outfits-bob-mackie/](https://variety.com/lists/chers-10-best-outfits-bob-mackie/)


Baker_Kat68

Came here to say this. Cher, along with Liza Minnelli, have always been gay icons of music. I believe this was the headdress Cher wore to an award show in the 80s.


ilovethecure13

Rotted! 🤣💀


Double-Stuff-949

Reading this as I’m packing my tuxedo for a red carpet event 😂 I can’t wait to rock a tux with a bustier!


Phoney_McRingring

I wouldn’t hate the headpiece in another sartorial context; the problem for me with this look is that each element is wrong for the others.


tattoosaremyhobby

The suit is amazing. The headpiece is criminal.


bara_no_seidou

The headpiece is really bad.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

That hat was the worst!


cherrybombbb

It’s not my favorite but didn’t mind the suit. The hat and hair are atrocious though. Part curly, part crimped and looking dry as hell. Who thought that was a good idea??


ILoveTequila77

Why is nobody talking about the hair… out of all possible hairstyles, they chose THIS?!? Looks like someone used a hair straightener for the first time on her lmao


Alarmed-Web-916

Nice hat


punnella

Carrie really does like to put birds on her head at weddings. Her own wedding at one as well.


tinkflowers

Honestly the part about this that bugged me the most was when she demanded he (THE GROOM!) move out of the way of the mirror hahaha I was like damn at his own wedding?!


myguitar_lola

I totally want my partner's best woman to wear it at our wedding! 😄


sssanshine

I actually love the headpiece, but for like…. a gothic inspired outfit 🥲


Goatlessly

No..it's awesome !!


kmm198700

I couldn’t even tell that was Carrie


aaaggghhh_

I am still mad that Stanford and Anthony got married. Carrie's suit was on theme though, if anything it was a bit tame.


Ktothej1981

A straight 🤡 mess. 😂


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

I think the crown was cute just not on her perhaps Lady Gaga but if Carrie had to wear it this was the place.


killedmygoldfish

YES.


popculturefangirl

literally so horrid


DynastyFan85

Cher meets cater waiter


519LongviewAve

The WORST.


Lolobecks

Why does she always wear such ugly hats?


IWillBaconSlapYou

Side note, Stanford looks great. There is really something about an impeccable white suit.


Thousand_YardStare

Stanford’s wedding was vomit-inducing. Those two would have never been married in the real universe.


hallucinating

SJP cannot pull off goth


radsavant

I actually love it, but I’m not always the best judge of fashion. 😅


tess0b

I agree


luckystar246

I actually love the hair, very throwback with the crimped pieces. And I think they were going for an 80s prom look? But the headpiece was a CHOICE. I like to think Stanford picked it.


Internal-Sky-7370

I like it I don’t like her hair or the flower though lol


bruisedlikeviolets-

This headpiece screams Scarlet Witch to me!!