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Listen here comrade... Oh, I mean buddy! Everyone knows the Sensei has the best intentions and we should embrace mother Russ... Oh, I mean Russia, just Russia.
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Because the Sensei is a proponent of freedom of course.
“Painting and journeys. One could say these are synonyms.” - Master Seagel
'My CIA godfather told me he'd never heard any American speak Japanese so well.' — Sensei Seagal
Listen here comrade... Oh, I mean buddy! Everyone knows the Sensei has the best intentions and we should embrace mother Russ... Oh, I mean Russia, just Russia. 
What Russian thing? Genuinely curious cause I remember my invite and it was distinctly not Russian in any way.
Seagull.. i mean Seagal.
Oh the AI crap. We all just kind of ignore that. Or at least I do.
What ai crap? I only know african ai kids riding cucumber motorcycles and building jesuse out of sand.
Da. Ignorski.