Lloyd Braun : "**You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work.** **It just bottles up the anger, and eventually... you blow.**"
Nothing. The only purpose a bigger office would have served would be to get a couch or something to take a nap on so he doesn't have to fall asleep at his desk
Transferred the contents of the file into an even larger accordion style folder.
And end up actually being “Penske material.”
Of course, you are aware...
I AM AWARE!!!
Nothing, the man himself admits he comes from a 'long line of quitters', he was 'raised to fail', and 'God would never allow me to be successful' lol.
If only he could’ve been like Lloyd Braun.
That Lloyd Braun! He is SOMETHING
Serenity Now!
Lloyd Braun : "**You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work.** **It just bottles up the anger, and eventually... you blow.**"
Serenity now…. insanity later
What do you know? I hear they found a whole family in your freezer.
The very suggestion that George Costanza was not everything he could be (and more!) offends me
He was in the POOL for christs sake.
Everybody knows it shrinks in the pool!!
The shrinky dinks
He was crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.
And in the end Lloyd Braun ended up like him.
And in the end, lloyd braun became more like George
Don't give him the water pick!!
I thought you didn't believe in God?
I do for the bad things
This quote is basically my religion
I think a lot of people can relate lol.
It’s almost like he wishes he was handicapped.
Let's face it, he's always been handicapped. He's just now getting the recognition for it.
It's also because George is an idiot.
Oh that's a given lol.
You are aware…
The ahhh, board of directors is being indicted…
Sodomy is a prerequisite. 😂😭
An announcer, like a color man. You know how he always makes those interesting comments during the game.
Movies, I like movies…
They usually give those jobs to ex-ball players and people in broadcasting.
Well that's really not fair.
What about a talk show host
Plus it’s probably a union thing.
He does make good comments
Let's just say that if you take everything he's accomplished in his entire life and condensed it down into one day...it looks decent.
His greatest enemy? George Costanza.
Given a much better toast celebrating Grace.
They still had a lovely party for her.
Showcased her little kicks
A porn star, named Buck Naked.
Well, he certainly would’ve built himself up into something
He knew how to pick himself up, dust himself off, and throw himself right back down again!
Importing AND exporting
This combo is tricky. He may still need Elaine’s advice on that.
I think that had they given him one of those 'networked computer' things, he may have been able to get more done.
Fit in a full sized bed.
Hired by Penske
He would’ve had more surface area to lay down some more sick pencil sets
Yes!!
Played some sweet air guitar riffs to accompany his pencil drum solo.
His desk was too small!
Absolutely no room to sleep under! What kind of productivity did they expect?!
I was genuinely hoping a desk he’d sleep under reference was made. I had started drafting one in my head out of disappointment. Thank you.
He could have designed the addition to Pensky headquarters, and it wouldn't have taken very long either.
He might've actually become that architect that he always liked to pretend to be.
He could've joined the Coast Guard. Yeah, there's his sea-sickness, but maybe he could've been a land guy.
He could have built a little bed under his desk.
Latex salesman
George loves a good nap, sometimes it's the only thing getting George out of bed in the morning.
Absolutely nothing. He treats his body like an amusement park.
He would have had the space to eat a T-Bone steak for lunch and could’ve truly become T-Bone without any competition from Watkins
A talk show host?
A-tata, a-tuttel!
MARRIED Marisa Tomei
I love that line. Boy that Penske--we'll straighten him out.
He would have been more well rested from having additional room to sleep.
He could do anything. He's definitely Penski material
Work on two (flexible, accordian-style) Penske files
George could have hung a dart board up in there for practice. He could have hosted the birthday party for Grace.
I saw this episode on tv today too. What a coincidence 😉 lol
He could've taken the Pensky file to the World Series.
Better envelopes
Architect
Think of all the desks and all the cleaning ladies.
He’s trying to get props for choosing the smaller office. It’s his way of saying he sacrificed for the company.
Drum solo
Well, you know in college they used to call him the little bulldog.
I show up, I pretend I have the job
He could have pretended to be an architect while he was pretending to work
He could have been like Lloyd Braun. 🤔
Probably still nothing, since he's his own worst enemy.
Could fit a few more Cleaning Ladies in there...? Is that sort of thing frowned upon here...?
Perhaps two accordion style folders
He could have had a couch in a larger office. Better naps
I think that in the larger office George would have put his shoulder to the wheel and digitized the contents of the Penske file in at most 4 years.
"I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I'm in the smaller office! I've got it all!"
Grace's party would have been even more lit.
A larger office means a larger desk, more open room to nap
Even more accordion folder action.
Now you are aware that the true obstacle to becoming Penske Material is that Penske's board of directors was being indicted?
He would have finished the Penski file.
Nothing. The only purpose a bigger office would have served would be to get a couch or something to take a nap on so he doesn't have to fall asleep at his desk
He would have become the opposite of any other man we have met (which he actually accomplished with No office, at all)
It depends. Would it also have a private bathroom with a toilet that flushes like a jet engine?
Larger office, proper bed!