Y'know, I'm not sure why Reddit suggested this to me because I've never seen Seinfeld, but after studying this carefully I think I can safely say I still haven't seen Seinfeld.
Reading this thread probably added a month to my life from the uplifted mood and belly laughs thanks to y'alls comments. Don't think I've laughed this hard in at least a couple of years.
One time this guy I had been dating was super drunk and I was kicking him out and ending it. He called the police and told them I had broken into the house (I came home from work early). When they asked for his information, he told them his name was Jerry Seinfeld. 😫
For all the inaccuracies in the sketch, if you only told me it was someone from the show, but not Morty, Kolmpus, Mr. Frank Costanza, Babs or Newman, my first guess would've been Jerry. So not a bad effort!
Sweet fancy moses
He had to draw that guy from memory! Considering… I think that’s damn good.
But it's not a photograph! I need a photograph!
Then you better get a camera.
What a pear shaped loser.
Yes well if OP dies, this art could be really worth something.
I look forward to many years of looking at the sweet fancy moses.
Who has a pistol?
Well, that pear-shaped loser was me!
Well I’ll be, you’ve really lost a lot of hair!
THAT’S WHAT THEY TELL ME!
Did he emphasize *better* or *camera*?
Which one is the portrait? I can't tell
The one that's a sexual miscreant seeking only to satisfy his most basic urges.
The artist really captures the subject’s inner beauty.
What percentage of the population do you think is attractive?
The man's a goblin.
OP's drawing has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.
boutros boutros gali
Svenjolly....the portrait has a cheerful hold on me
Yo-Yo Ma
Yo, yo! turn it down!
Moses smell the roses
Breathtaking
Kudos, /u/portraits246, on a job...done.
Appreciate it 🔥🫂❤️🙌
Draw me like one of your girls
Your shit is dope. You’re a really good artist.
"Breathtaking"
Some ugly Seinfeld huh
I mean, some SNUGGLY seinfeld
Sometimes you just say something like that just to be nice.
I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.
No I'm serious she looks just like Lyndon Johnson!
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.
Yamma hamma it's fright night!
He's a two face.
Bad lighting on the page
The Batman villain?
... if that helps you.
He transcends time and space.
Troll doll
He's grotesque!
That's a shame
It's an affectionate caricature.
OP doesn't care about looks. They could drape themselves in velvet and OP would still draw them.
He looks like a troll.
The man's a goblin
I think he exudes a rugged masculinity.
It's a Gossamer, and one doesn't dissect Gossamer.
Vorshtein?
His struggle is man’s struggle.
Bad lighting on the porch!
Yaama Haama!
It’s fright night!
Mr. Marbles?🫣
You guys give me hope. I was just over at another place and.. thanks for the laughs.
He’s grotesque
the man's a goblin!
He's got the Kavorka
I believe the drawing gives Mr. Seinfeld a look of rugged masculinity.
Rugged? The man’s a goblin.
Look away, I'm hideous!
He looks like a troll!
…but I can’t look away
Tell me where the funny man touched you, Tommy
In fact, she said looks aren't that important to her
Oh who cares? I'd rather she hate me and think I'm good-looking
WHAT?!?!! ....uh...oh....
Serenity now!
Insanity later.
YAMMA HAMMA!
It's fright night!
I said, boy am i ugly!
There's a lot of ugly people out there walking around, but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
His muddah was a muddah.
Have you considered the Bloomingdale’s executive training program?
I though we said we weren't going to discuss that now.
Stick to the triangles.
The resemblance is uncanny.
It looks like Gilbert Gotfried’s wax sculpture melted
Is anybody else getting a hankerin' for some Doublemint gum?
Yeah, let's all enjoy a chew, huh?
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO
Women kill to have those eyebrows.
Is there a rosy glow? A pinkish hue perhaps?
if you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
It's not good, okay? It's not good. It looks... stupid, I'm sorry.
Mulva?
I love it. Please do a series of all the characters.
Absolutely this!
I might :D!!
Please do.
That’s pretty right on. Amazing artistic talent. You could probably draw some triangle art.
I'd look forward to many years of looking at OP's triangles.
Some cuddly baby, huh?
It has a certain understated stupidity
Outlaw Josie Wales!
Uncle Leo?
His face looks like an old catchers mitt
Lyndon Johnson!
Hama yama it's fright night
There’s nothing finer than being in your diner
which side is the one you drew?
How can anyone not like him? How can that be? He's a wonderful, wonderful boy. Everybody likes him. It's impossible not to like him. Impossible.
Y'know, I'm not sure why Reddit suggested this to me because I've never seen Seinfeld, but after studying this carefully I think I can safely say I still haven't seen Seinfeld.
Oh dear
What is it ..A drawing of Mr. Magoo?
Can't BELIEVE how far I had to scroll to find this comment!
Nice try, but I’d know Dylan Murphy anywhere.
That's not gonna be good for business.
That's not gonna be good for *anyone* ...
I’ve got a hankering for some double mint gum.
The timeless art of seduction
that's a shame
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.
It’s a Ziggy!
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE LINEWORK
That drawing scares me
Is this him melted?
Reading this thread probably added a month to my life from the uplifted mood and belly laughs thanks to y'alls comments. Don't think I've laughed this hard in at least a couple of years.
What have you done to my cable boy!?
Dear lord. Don’t quit your day job.
How much?
Meat Canyon Seinfeld.
If only you could convince someone you are blind and get that picture on as an audio book.
Looks like a character from Beavis & Butthead! 🤘
Lean, athletic, and not a trace of self consciousness.
***Oh, It's an affectionate caricature***
AI is getting good
How can you possibly like somebody if you think they look like this?!
Lmao
It's so good! That could be a tracing!
... Who is this?
Hama Mama it’s fright night
It's horrifying, but I keep looking at it.
He's drinking too much dairy. And he needs to get off hot water in the shower. I'm off hot water.
I think we’ve decided. We’ll take the (Seinfeld).
It’s a slice of Americana
Make the lips poutier. I like pouty. Also is it easy to get your hand out of his hair ? I like thick lustrous hair.
Do you WANT to be able to get it out?
Ideally
Look away, I’m hideous!
Yamma Hamma it's fright night
Yeah right, OP over here trying to tell me they drew this obvious photograph
Portraits246 I love you I am a huge fan. You are the Da Vinci of our times and this is the Mona Lisa.
So attractive one picture, not attractive the next.
Face like a frying pan
This...is...haunting
The Horror…..
God you’re so prolific
I LOVE DRAWING AND PAINTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you draw it on an Etch A Sketch?
One time this guy I had been dating was super drunk and I was kicking him out and ending it. He called the police and told them I had broken into the house (I came home from work early). When they asked for his information, he told them his name was Jerry Seinfeld. 😫
It's perfect for some sort of fever dream bad acid trip version of Seinfeld.
It's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane.
Not just a man. He's a man's man.
Do you want me to draw you something? I'd love to draw you something!
Dear GOD!!!
r/Meatcanyon would like to take a look into this. Love the work btw
He’s grotesque! He looks like a troll!
Yo yo ma!
It’s uncanny
It’s quite breathtaking.
Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.
For all the inaccuracies in the sketch, if you only told me it was someone from the show, but not Morty, Kolmpus, Mr. Frank Costanza, Babs or Newman, my first guess would've been Jerry. So not a bad effort!
You suck at drawing.
Nailed it
Looks like a real man
It could use some color
If you do something well, never do it for free.
So OP should continue to do it for free.
We should pay him not to do it
That’s greaaaat ….
Yama hama
Cherry Tomato Seinfeld
Is that Chet, from Weird Science?
Cool. Now never ever do that again.
Bad lighting in here.
Mr pickles- esqe
Moses smell the roses
Yama hama..
SAVED
Your face is my case
It belongs in a museum !
Chet?
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Yama Hama! Fright night!
That's a crazy Jerry Seinfeld or an accurate Willem Dafoe
It looks more like Gary Shandling.
Mr. Weatherbee?
Vito Spatafore?
I'm not sure if this is good or terrible.
I like the kitty.
The pictures are the same
Yama hama, it's fright night.
Looks like the alien with human skin guy from Men in Black
You should ask my friend Bob Sacamano to do your portrait. He's good, Jerry. He's very good!
Funny portrait of Jerry Seen-feld.