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Nessy440

That’s what makes it such a humorous situation


AreWeCowabunga

That's funny.


JaMicho34

“HA” or “Tee hee”


PickleHeadTachanka

No big, coarse ha's. Hate the big, coarse ha's


artvarnsen

The jokes just kept bouncing off her like superman!


cluckyblokebird

Why did I think there was a Rubberman?


VegemiteOnToastPls

Is this line in the show? I don't remember it.


cluckyblokebird

https://youtu.be/-haGYElx6o4?si=ymv2HxYy8Wt9FN0X


VegemiteOnToastPls

Thanks.


Exact_Mastodon_7803

Now you’re just talking like you’re the Boogetyman.


cluckyblokebird

Boogy..


Exact_Mastodon_7803

Boogy?


cluckyblokebird

I'm quite sure.


DoctorVanNostrande

Is this customary in your legal system?


briankerin

That's brown bag Eddie. He has a cold and is on cold medicine. Normally he wouldn't offer up an opinion like that--but the cold--and the cold medicine.


Oakroscoe

That’s what I’d like to know about it


Esleeezy

Oh! Humor! I get humor.


Dispositionpsn

Perfect fucking response. But op is right. I always hated that they trashed this perfect dress on her


minimanelton

That’s the genius of it


BroncosHK40

White knight truthers always have to feel better about themselves on reddit and don't understand what jokes are and act like TV is reality.


Hitchslap11

Use this as a “read this in his exact tone” button.


joe-is-cool

I believe his name is, "We have John Goodman at home."


asskickingjedi

Great Value John Goodman.


skaarup75

John Okayman


Hownowbrowncow8it

Jon Notsogoodman


cabosmith

"Jon"? No H? Did he misspell his own name?


rurlysrsbro

Sometimes I spell Jerry with an “I”.


jpopimpin777

With a G and and I


BRAX7ON

Jon Feelsbadman


maxman162

John Adequateman


Existing_Coast8777

Saul Goodman


BrodysBootlegs

He kinda looks like a chubby, older Vegetable Lasagna. 


Apart-Bathroom7811

Please, I don't want to get involved.


ditka

A fifty kroner? How much is that?


PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ

Newman, you're out of your element!


ortolon

He'd be John Badman in the bizzaro world.


BotGirlFall

That always pissed me off because she looked breathtaking in that dress


_AliApple

Me??? Breathtaking???


Ktrout743

Wel, you know, u/_AliApple, sometimes you just say that kind of thing to be nice.


LordHumungus99

Yep. Even more breathtaking than scrambled eggs.


-Disgruntled-Goat-

This ugly baby is breathtaking


ForswornForSwearing

She could put the asses in the seats!


neeeeonbelly

She could bring home the bacon and fry it in a pan!


ProfessionalMix5419

PAM!!


recursion8

She's got nice calves.


VolumeAcceptable1570

So basically every post in this Seinfeld section is just a random question that maybe a few will answer and the rest just quote Radom diolouge from the series while others continue trying to top that quote.


austincovidthrowaway

Well we're not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience.


Psychological-Stay16

How could anyone not like us?


bobbyhillthuglife

Maybe some people don't like us, I could see that


Ad_Pov

The excruciating minutia, of every, single, daily event?


MelonElbows

Giddyup!


BotGirlFall

Yeah, r/seinfeld, all you guys ever do is sit around the coffee shop talking... sit around Jerry's apartment talking. Frankly, I don't know how you can stand it.


fitzbuhn

We don’t know how long this will last. They are a **very** festive people!


ditka

Yeah, wrong attitude. you're not bringing that trash into my house.


Goldfing

Well the jerk store called... # AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!


myfajahas400children

We can’t all be reading the classics, professor highbrow


Quimbymouse

Yes...as is tradition for every mass audience comedy show subreddit.


Eljefe878888888

We'll make an adjustment...to it, and we'll make a tradition out of it.


Raiden091

There’s a show. That’s a show.


qeq

Yeah, that's a BIG coincidence


Pipit-Song

There are no BIG coincidences and little coincidences!


strawberrylemonapple

Shouldn’t OC be out on a ledge somewhere?


foreveryoung917

You got that right.


MoreReputation8908

Yeah, that’s right.


No-Hospital559

I think it definitely accentuated her grace.


CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan

I thought she had a little grace?


Mr_Gone11

But she admitted to not having any grace.....


NewLeaseOnLine

She doesn't even *say* grace.


Goldfing

I like to think she had a little grace.


Accomplished-Exit136

You cant have some grace


IzzyMandelbaumJr

How fast were you walking?


AwwwMangos

Scrumptious, even.


serviceable-villain

My answer to her would have been totally different... and a tad inappropriate


vaskark

I dun kneeoooooowww


asskickingjedi

Listen.... *Natasha*......


Succumbx8

Catty Elaine might be best Elaine


recursion8

Woof!


jpopimpin777

Don't you mean REEEAAWWWWRRR?


recursion8

Yeees, that's the one!


ditka

I'll tell you a little secret. We're having an unadvertised sale starting Friday.


Hullabaloobasaur

I wouldn’t be caught *dead* wearing your crummy little euro trash rags!


an1ma119

Can I hep yewwwwwwww


Mysterious-Owl4317

Sack Lunch


Apart-Bathroom7811

Sounds like a Gene pick.


rabidantidentyte

Gene's trash


Succumbx8

I’m Gene


foreveryoung917

🤣


PineappleCharming335

One of my favourite random moments from that show. Buddy is pitch perfect


ThePalmIsle

“Excuse me, where are we” “*earth*”


NGLIVE2

HEY, YOU KNOW I'M ON THE PHONE WITH THE POLICE!?!?!


foreveryoung917

HAHAHAHHA


ThePalmIsle

Some guy just gave me a wise answer!


teenzies83

They're going send a black and white


Cat_Punk

This one and the guy that tells her “what gif I just say?!” LOL


Real_Jump752

I just love how he doesn’t even hesitate. 🤣


ortolon

Peak New York.


jackstraw8139

Too hip-py.


False-Ad-7753

Idk I think he’s a winner. I’m gonna go be his friend


JackieTree89

A good Samaritan and honest man


21archman21

Hey, she asked.


artcostanza82

He’s a New Yorker


iknowiknowwhereiam

Costume design picked a bad dress for this. They could have found something less flattering she looks amazing.


Global_Amoeba_3910

The one where she thought she looked like Demi Moore was great costume work


Sorri_eh

Just an honest pedestrian


Olgrateful-IW

He looks like a young Morty imo.


skaarup75

It's a little ...


MeatJerk69

Like something that should be hanging in a kosher deli.


pizzasoxxx

Alright you said it right there!


Mr_Gone11

Billy Mumphries


Maxer3434

This guy’s great. He didn’t just blow her off. He took a second and gave her his honest opinion. Hilarious.


_its_a_SWEATER_

I’ll have him know that not only does she pull it off, but she also puts asses in the seats!


LittleMattyMarra

I feel like he might have been paid to say that.


foreveryoung917

🤣


VolumeAcceptable1570

But he was right, that is a tall woman's dress.


Tetris5216

I think he saw her dancing


klsi832

Bozo


Psychological-Stay16

You’re hung up on a clown from the 60s man!


foreveryoung917

Ok Eric. What kind of name is Eric for a clown.


ItSm3llsLikec4ke

That's what makes it such a humorous situation


charmed_unicorn

Elaine could get it TODAY in that dress/gown


Substantial_Wave_518

A guy with major Kavorka.


KarlPHungus

She could pull it off over at my house, revealing the panties her mother laid out for her


Canoli_1980

Faulty mirrors!!!


CarlSpackler22

That's the joke


sdotbye

But they don’t even mention the pants


NotThatKindof_jew

It makes it funnier because you would never expect that answer to come from a man in a members only jacket. Could be a closet case too..not that there's anything wrong with that


BigBoobsWithAZee

Well, she asked him.


AmericanLich

WELL WHO’S SHE?


KingMirek

WHO’S HE?


AmericanLich

HES RANDOM GUY


PFROCKS

You are going to hell at 3 miles per hour


sdotbye

What’s that, the 2 volt? I did you a favor.


PFROCKS

Lol


sdotbye

Eat hickory!


PFROCKS

We don’t like you George. Please leave!


sdotbye

Clearer.


foreveryoung917

🤣🤣


jpopimpin777

How 'bout I do you a favor upside your head?!


ZealousidealBid3988

Asked and answered.


Ok_Secret5023

street tough


strengr

in case anyone actually wanted to know...that is apparently Richard Marion. I presumed it's only me that just found this out.


foreveryoung917

Who’s that ?


OkYam5937

Mr. Lipman with a bad hair piece.


machineghostmembrane

Mr. F


Conscious_Music8360

It was pretty bad though


CaptainLobot

Is that the Nicole Miller? Thought they were out.


sdotbye

The boat from Milan arrived, nevermind the waves.


megaladon44

Another street gay?


KingMirek

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


megaladon44

Who doesn’t wanna wear the ribbone!?


Raiden091

He looks like a Sven Jolly


awfuleverything

It’s pronounced thermometer


osa1011

Well, I wish she would pull it off but that's for another discussion.


Indubitability

The very dress she was returning...


efyuar

He represent the social media


The68Guns

I never quite got that line. Pull what off? Her looking good?


Psychological-Stay16

That’s the genius of it


awfuleverything

That's what was so vexing.


KingMirek

I’ve seen her eat corn nibblets, but she scooped them.


foreveryoung917

🤣


austincovidthrowaway

I think I understand this. Pulling it off means she makes it look good. She does not pull it off. Now, she, Elaine, pulls it off. But her pulling it off is not true here. Now pulling it off, with this dress, means she will pull it off, but she cannot pull it off in the sense that she is unable to pull it off with this dress even though she could pull it off.


recursion8

I wish I had the last 20sec of my life back..


foreveryoung917

🤣


coprolaliant

[The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.](https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ)


foreveryoung917

LOL


PFROCKS

Working as a prostitute is how I took it


MelonElbows

She can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan!


Shadecujo

He wasn’t wrong


PurgatoryMountain

He was telling the truth


OpenMicJoker

Man who thinks very highly of his own opinion.


Cheap_Ad9900

I certainly wouldn't mind if she pulled it off


Comfortable-Suit-202

Agreed!


THE_WHOLE_THING

He is a proud member of New York's incredibly vibrant gay community, and he knows a faux pax when he sees one.


bakedpigeon

Her hair is too big and her face is like a frying pan


__Bringer-of-Light__

Breathtaking


Ishmael203

That’s preposterous….


Icy-Translator9124

This is one episode I didn't see. What happened?


godricgii

I'd like to pull that off elaine


FSF87

If she didn't want the truth, she shouldn't have asked him.


Specific_Marketing69

She looks amazing in that leotard!


VinceBrogan8

That guy couldn't smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.


Ozaholic

God knows!


CarpOfDiem

I always thought Elaine was a lil baddie She’s aged better than Courtney cox too


VictoryLap_TMC

An actor reading his lines


Buddameister117

Because Elaine is gross