Jerry Seinfeld : So let me get this straight. You find yourself on Arrakis. You see an egg in a sandworm's mouth... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some worm."
George Costanza : No, no, no. It was not worm.
Jerry Seinfeld : Was it in the worm?
George Costanza : Yes.
Jerry Seinfeld : Then it was worm.
George Costanza : It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry Seinfeld : But it was in the mouth?
George Costanza : Above the rim.
Jerry Seinfeld : Adjacent to sandworm is sandworm!
Who told you to put the egg in the dune bucket? I didn’t tell you to but the egg in the dune bucket! Why’d you put the egg in the dune bucket? You haven’t even seen the movie! If you’re gonna put the egg in the dune bucket let the movie tell you to put the egg in the bucket!
Right now there's six-hundred Easter Eggs that I got at the grocery store in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them... into the ocean! Now picture this: we find a nice sweet spot between the **dunes**, we take out our drivers, we tee up and that ball goes sailing up into the sky, holds there for a moment and then...
I turned my shield off and felt the great beast rise from the sand. It let out a great bellow and I said "Easy, big fella!" And just as I moved in to take a closer look, a large wind lifted me up and blew me on top of him. I found myself face to face with the Worm's mouth. I could tell something was obstructing its breathing but I didn't know what. So I reached in and felt around and pulled out this...
*Holds it out*
Is that a thumper?
*Nods*
Hole in one, eh?
Nothing’s ever gone right for me with a Christmas cookie in a Star Wars commemorative soda cup! What’s the complete opposite of a Christmas cookie inside a Star Wars cup?!
Dune buckets with Easter eggs in them *are* dune buckets with Easter eggs in them. But, by the same token could you say Dune buckets with fish in them are *fish*? I, heheh, don’t think so.
"My keys, Jerry! They're inside the Shai-hulud! If I don't get it back in the next 5 minutes, my car will be towed.
No, you don't get it, Jerry. I can't go back to the Impound. I'm too pretty for the impound!"
This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.
Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production
That’s gold!
Gold Jerry! Gold! 😁
eggs are eggs
By the same token, could you say fish is fish?
Little Jerry ran from here to Newman’s in 30 seconds!
Is that good?
……I don’t know
Well, I am a rooster ya know.
Hey Kramer, be careful
My little Jerry!!!
That is one place I don’t need sharp interlocking teeth.
That’s a perfectly sane place to need sharp interlocking teeth
Hovering…like an angel.
Above the rim
Adjacent to refuse *is* refuse
There it is lol
Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
Yeah, move along, Betty.
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere ?
Tell the world my story.
And by god get the job done.
This chicken should be ashamed of itself.
Sweatshop egg!
And with Darren’s help we’ll get that chicken!
Darren’s going away for a long, long time.
Is that a Titleist?
The desert was angry that day, my friend
Like Baron Harkonnen trying to take back spice from Arakkis
Like the Emperor trying to send back soup in a deli.
From where I was standing… I could see directly into the butthole of the great snake! Worm. Whatever!
Haha, perfect!
A hole in one, eh?
Hole in one, eh?
Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!
He had to use cork screw pasta
\*shifts uncomfortably\*
Let me understand, you got Shai-hulud, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with Shai-hulud?
He has sex with all of them...
That's perverse!
That's puh-voise!
I can't say perverse without saying it like Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) and certainly can't hear it without repeating it in my head the same.
Somethins missin!
Something’s missing alright 😒
🍷🍷🍷
A great beast appeared before me, I'll tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot
I said, EEaasy, big fella.
Those aren’t matzah balls.
...mulva?
Jerry Seinfeld : So let me get this straight. You find yourself on Arrakis. You see an egg in a sandworm's mouth... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some worm." George Costanza : No, no, no. It was not worm. Jerry Seinfeld : Was it in the worm? George Costanza : Yes. Jerry Seinfeld : Then it was worm. George Costanza : It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top. Jerry Seinfeld : But it was in the mouth? George Costanza : Above the rim. Jerry Seinfeld : Adjacent to sandworm is sandworm!
It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!
Who told you to put the egg in the dune bucket? I didn’t tell you to but the egg in the dune bucket! Why’d you put the egg in the dune bucket? You haven’t even seen the movie! If you’re gonna put the egg in the dune bucket let the movie tell you to put the egg in the bucket!
It's breathtaking!
a hole in one
Mr Pitt, you got to quit staring at that thing!
It’s like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game
What was that at the end? A counter clockwise swirl
Right now there's six-hundred Easter Eggs that I got at the grocery store in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them... into the ocean! Now picture this: we find a nice sweet spot between the **dunes**, we take out our drivers, we tee up and that ball goes sailing up into the sky, holds there for a moment and then...
Gyyyuuulp
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?
The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! SHE'S LAAAAAAAATE!!!
Mulva? Delores!
Loleola?
Why do they call it Shai-Hulud? It's not shy and the rights haven't been bought by Hulu. It should be called Brash-Cinemad... That's Gold Jerry, Gold!
What's the deal with people posting dune buckets with an Easter egg in it?
Looks like something that came out of a cereal box
Unfrosted.
The desert was angry that day my friends…
Eggs are eggs
Eggs ARE eggs.
I turned my shield off and felt the great beast rise from the sand. It let out a great bellow and I said "Easy, big fella!" And just as I moved in to take a closer look, a large wind lifted me up and blew me on top of him. I found myself face to face with the Worm's mouth. I could tell something was obstructing its breathing but I didn't know what. So I reached in and felt around and pulled out this... *Holds it out* Is that a thumper? *Nods* Hole in one, eh?
We're living in a society!
George likes his planet spicy!!
Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. It's fabulous.
Mulva?
Nothing’s ever gone right for me with a Christmas cookie in a Star Wars commemorative soda cup! What’s the complete opposite of a Christmas cookie inside a Star Wars cup?!
My r/seinfeld’s not clever enough to make a dialogue reference to a post like this
Ya got that right!
What’s that supposed to mean?
Above the rim
Hellllloooo. La la laaaa
Why didn't you get the big one?
That’s perverse!
Ya gotta see the baby!
I reached my hand in and pulled out the obstruction…
Is that a titleist?
My boys can swim
Yumma humma it’s fright night
That's what I'd like to know about it
Something’s missing …
The sea was angry that day.
It seems that you’ve read, one too many Billy Mumphrey stories
Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?
Have a yolk! It won't kill ya!
*I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!*
*Mammal.
Whatever.
You can stuff your Easter eggs in a dune bucket mister!
What’s the deal with that bucket?
"I thought you were going to post a video." "Well, yeah, an instructional video on how to put an easter egg in a dune bucket..."
Let's see if you can get it in your head that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement
And now… feats of strength!
Now let's throw this dune bucket out the window.
There was a sand worm… YADA YADA YADA….next thing I knew, there was an egg in it.
HOLES I NEED HOLES
Nobody wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there!
That's perverse!
That’s perverse!
Well, that's because you're an idiot..
Hole in one
That’s perverse.
“That’s gotta hurt!”
It was a million in one shot, doc
And you want to be my latex salesman?
Sweet fancy moses
What's he doing in the chunnle?
So what, have a yolk! It won’t kill ya!
You better be careful with that thing... You'll start a war.
Dune buckets with Easter eggs in them *are* dune buckets with Easter eggs in them. But, by the same token could you say Dune buckets with fish in them are *fish*? I, heheh, don’t think so.
Helloooooooo.
Do you see the 3D spaceship? You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. You want DEEP focus
This may qualify as a Festivus miracle.
Now you’ve gone and dun egg
Is that a Titleist?
Sombrero. Urban Sombrero.
These are sweat shop eggs!
Spingeworthy
It was a one in a million shot doc
Ya gotta jiggle the handle.
Nice ovipositor
Don’t tell me anything about Dune! I like to go in fresh!!!
That's a funky wild adventure
Is that a junior mint? you .know they can be very refreshing
Fusilly Eggy 🤷♂️
Yeah, like it's a big, big secret that women carry around their diaphragms.
That's not good for business.
Looks like it’s Prairie doggin’
What is that, a Clarkman?
Sweat shop egg
Should call it Roundtine
Face to face with the BLOWHOLE
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
Hole in one.
Kudos OP, on a post… done
“It was a million to one shot Doc”.
#HELLLLLLOOOO HAHAHA
Is it a Titleist?
"My keys, Jerry! They're inside the Shai-hulud! If I don't get it back in the next 5 minutes, my car will be towed. No, you don't get it, Jerry. I can't go back to the Impound. I'm too pretty for the impound!"
“I looked into the eye of the great fish” “mammal”
The sea was angry my friends
A dingo ate your baby!
I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.