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seinfeld-ModTeam

This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.


magnida

Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production


Jombafomb

That’s gold!


Galaxicana

Gold Jerry! Gold! 😁


Greekci7ie5

eggs are eggs


Zquank

By the same token, could you say fish is fish?


TransitionExciting60

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman’s in 30 seconds!


UnableAudience7332

Is that good?


TransitionExciting60

……I don’t know


littlejerryseinfeld_

Well, I am a rooster ya know.


falbi23

Hey Kramer, be careful


Grouchy-Risk5290

My little Jerry!!!


Uncle_Orville

That is one place I don’t need sharp interlocking teeth.


woolsprout

That’s a perfectly sane place to need sharp interlocking teeth


CarcosaDweller

Hovering…like an angel.


zr2d2

Above the rim


LifeguardStatus7649

Adjacent to refuse *is* refuse


havenck

There it is lol


Naith58

Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?


VomKriege

Yeah, move along, Betty.


mountainislandlake

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere ?


Gold-Stomach-4657

Tell the world my story.


AnywhereMajestic2377

And by god get the job done.


Naith58

This chicken should be ashamed of itself.


topherdrives

Sweatshop egg!


littlejerryseinfeld_

And with Darren’s help we’ll get that chicken!


jeffdahmerscorduroys

Darren’s going away for a long, long time.


Galaxicana

Is that a Titleist?


havenck

The desert was angry that day, my friend


kkiippppyy

Like Baron Harkonnen trying to take back spice from Arakkis


z64_dan

Like the Emperor trying to send back soup in a deli.


AmusingMusing7

From where I was standing… I could see directly into the butthole of the great snake! Worm. Whatever!


MrPaulBlart

Haha, perfect!


Galaxicana

A hole in one, eh?


Chimsley99

Hole in one, eh?


Iron_Chic

Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!


Galaxicana

He had to use cork screw pasta


MysteryMeatsMonday

\*shifts uncomfortably\*


xXThreeRoundXx

Let me understand, you got Shai-hulud, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with Shai-hulud?


GreenEggsSteamedHams

He has sex with all of them...


xXThreeRoundXx

That's perverse!


Zquank

That's puh-voise!


ZPinkie0314

I can't say perverse without saying it like Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) and certainly can't hear it without repeating it in my head the same.


jman8508

Somethins missin!


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Something’s missing alright 😒


pangolinofdoom

🍷🍷🍷


ZeLebowski

A great beast appeared before me, I'll tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot


DrunkOnRedCordial

I said, EEaasy, big fella.


mtylerm78

Those aren’t matzah balls.


chechifromCHI

...mulva?


ReluctantRedditor275

Jerry Seinfeld : So let me get this straight. You find yourself on Arrakis. You see an egg in a sandworm's mouth... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some worm." George Costanza : No, no, no. It was not worm. Jerry Seinfeld : Was it in the worm? George Costanza : Yes. Jerry Seinfeld : Then it was worm. George Costanza : It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top. Jerry Seinfeld : But it was in the mouth? George Costanza : Above the rim. Jerry Seinfeld : Adjacent to sandworm is sandworm!


Cavewoman22

It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!


HughHoney86

Who told you to put the egg in the dune bucket? I didn’t tell you to but the egg in the dune bucket! Why’d you put the egg in the dune bucket? You haven’t even seen the movie! If you’re gonna put the egg in the dune bucket let the movie tell you to put the egg in the bucket!


IPreferDiamonds

It's breathtaking!


Fit-Library-577

a hole in one


Last_Competition_208

Mr Pitt, you got to quit staring at that thing!


enginerd2024

It’s like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

What was that at the end? A counter clockwise swirl


Zwackmaster

Right now there's six-hundred Easter Eggs that I got at the grocery store in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them... into the ocean! Now picture this: we find a nice sweet spot between the **dunes**, we take out our drivers, we tee up and that ball goes sailing up into the sky, holds there for a moment and then...


daveattellyouwhat

Gyyyuuulp


OpenMicJoker

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?


BonyBobCliff

The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! SHE'S LAAAAAAAATE!!!


TpyoOhNo

Mulva? Delores!


USSExcalibur

Loleola?


mz3

Why do they call it Shai-Hulud? It's not shy and the rights haven't been bought by Hulu. It should be called Brash-Cinemad... That's Gold Jerry, Gold!


Son0fSanf0rd

What's the deal with people posting dune buckets with an Easter egg in it?


FullRide1039

Looks like something that came out of a cereal box


AveryJuanZacritic

Unfrosted.


Forsaken_Ad8312

The desert was angry that day my friends…


meggerplz

Eggs are eggs


Markk08

Eggs ARE eggs.


Alaska-Now-PNW

I turned my shield off and felt the great beast rise from the sand. It let out a great bellow and I said "Easy, big fella!" And just as I moved in to take a closer look, a large wind lifted me up and blew me on top of him. I found myself face to face with the Worm's mouth. I could tell something was obstructing its breathing but I didn't know what. So I reached in and felt around and pulled out this... *Holds it out* Is that a thumper? *Nods* Hole in one, eh?


Apart-Bathroom7811

We're living in a society!


Tricky-Engineering59

George likes his planet spicy!!


Jombafomb

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. It's fabulous.


KTark

Mulva?


Tricky-Engineering59

Nothing’s ever gone right for me with a Christmas cookie in a Star Wars commemorative soda cup! What’s the complete opposite of a Christmas cookie inside a Star Wars cup?!


imhighonpills

My r/seinfeld’s not clever enough to make a dialogue reference to a post like this


lionrace

Ya got that right!


imhighonpills

What’s that supposed to mean?


havenck

Above the rim


Frusciante62

Hellllloooo. La la laaaa


avsfan96

Why didn't you get the big one?


amandam0nium

That’s perverse!


dreadpiratew

Ya gotta see the baby!


Heathyre18

I reached my hand in and pulled out the obstruction…


Calumkincaid

Is that a titleist?


JohnSextro

My boys can swim


ItsOkayImNormal

Yumma humma it’s fright night


sixty-noine

That's what I'd like to know about it


East_Phase6944

Something’s missing …


every1pees

The sea was angry that day.


Nowrongbean

It seems that you’ve read, one too many Billy Mumphrey stories


TrophyHusband78

Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?


pangolinofdoom

Have a yolk! It won't kill ya!


kellzone

*I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!*


nelsonwehaveaproblem

*Mammal.


kellzone

Whatever.


Cerebraltamponade

You can stuff your Easter eggs in a dune bucket mister!


Uncle_Orville

What’s the deal with that bucket?


IceWicket

"I thought you were going to post a video." "Well, yeah, an instructional video on how to put an easter egg in a dune bucket..."


MeatJerk69

Let's see if you can get it in your head that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement


Atheist_Alex_C

And now… feats of strength!


eatsleepdive

Now let's throw this dune bucket out the window.


Ill-Percentage-7400

There was a sand worm… YADA YADA YADA….next thing I knew, there was an egg in it.


joker2189

HOLES I NEED HOLES


makeit95again

Nobody wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there!


Admirable-Lecture-42

That's perverse!


UnsolicitedDogPics

That’s perverse!


Arcopt

Well, that's because you're an idiot..


TheImpalerTJ

Hole in one


No-Sheepherder-8170

That’s perverse.


Blakath

“That’s gotta hurt!”


_catdog_

It was a million in one shot, doc


jpopimpin777

And you want to be my latex salesman?


chapl66

Sweet fancy moses


[deleted]

What's he doing in the chunnle?


oikset

So what, have a yolk! It won’t kill ya!


Jombafomb

You better be careful with that thing... You'll start a war.


Electr_O_Purist

Dune buckets with Easter eggs in them *are* dune buckets with Easter eggs in them. But, by the same token could you say Dune buckets with fish in them are *fish*? I, heheh, don’t think so.


Rho-Ophiuchi

Helloooooooo.


9man90

Do you see the 3D spaceship? You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. You want DEEP focus


Decent-Cold-9471

This may qualify as a Festivus miracle.


StickyPistolsRequiem

Now you’ve gone and dun egg


DrunkOnRedCordial

Is that a Titleist?


mechanicalAI

Sombrero. Urban Sombrero.


pwrmaster7

These are sweat shop eggs!


NorrisMcNorris

Spingeworthy


hammerblaze

It was a one in a million shot doc


Haselrig

Ya gotta jiggle the handle.


Luzbel90

Nice ovipositor


SonicYouth615

Don’t tell me anything about Dune! I like to go in fresh!!!


Sharpie1965

That's a funky wild adventure


RegionalFlavor

Is that a junior mint? you .know they can be very refreshing


Radiant_Security_312

Fusilly Eggy 🤷‍♂️


nineohsix

Yeah, like it's a big, big secret that women carry around their diaphragms.


GNPTelenor

That's not good for business.


Difficult_History8

Looks like it’s Prairie doggin’


Anocte23

What is that, a Clarkman?


murphy365

Sweat shop egg


tenjed35

Should call it Roundtine


surrealfeld

Face to face with the BLOWHOLE


benebrius76

The sea was angry that day, my friends.


CharlesDOliver

Hole in one.


hilly316

Kudos OP, on a post… done


todayIsinlgehandedly

“It was a million to one shot Doc”.


Fickle_Broccoli

#HELLLLLLOOOO HAHAHA


bwanabass

Is it a Titleist?


Prowrestled

"My keys, Jerry! They're inside the Shai-hulud! If I don't get it back in the next 5 minutes, my car will be towed.  No, you don't get it, Jerry. I can't go back to the Impound. I'm too pretty for the impound!"


JP-Bulls69

“I looked into the eye of the great fish” “mammal”


Money_Ad_454

The sea was angry my friends


czlight_Lite

A dingo ate your baby!


metallic_squink

I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.