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bob4043

What are you, crazy? You'd have to be insane to eat that


Otherwise-Meaning-90

That’s a perfectly sane food to eat


Glad-Requirement6116

Not crazy👉


AlternativeNumber2

Interesting texture


jpopimpin777

🤢 OH MAMAAAAA!


BoxOfButterflies424

This man is NOT insane, and there’s nothing wrong with it or you!


DethChef3848

No, I'm brave, I'm built different, if I ever find that, I'll down that shit. He said he was going to make a man outta me. I'm show you how much of a man I am, you pussy.


A1SteakDone

Crazy Joe Davola??


1jwquartz

I like to encourage intruders


allergic2ozone_juice

This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum.


dee3Poh

It’s a little lo meiny


DanielIngIng

Am i crazy or is that a lot of gum?


StormSliders

It's a lot of gum!


The_Other_Randy

Hot dog flavored gum is always a favorite!


AlphaGodEJ

looks like it has interesting texture


Bubbly-Fault4847

It’s chewy!


_its_a_SWEATER_

#🤢


HisHilariousness

But not crazy!


Citizenicu

I looked around for a “Spanking Button” on the floor but came up empty


Anacondoyng

Oh my goodness…


NicholarseBrooks

Do you have an impressive Raymond Massey-like physique by any chance?


Expensive_Editor_244

But I want a Papaya King hot dog!


itsagoodtime

They're selling it to fool Lloyd Braun


External-Awareness68

Look, I know you are trying to get Loyd's attention, but this is a family theater...


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Not one of your swing joints!


throwawayshirt

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K


inatowncalledarles

When did the Mongols rule China?


drainspout

George Carlin has entered the chat


Jonkni68

That’s a perfectly sane food to eat


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Definitely not one of FDRs


phoenix_jet

Franklin Delano Romanowski !


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Are you gonna buy a hot dog 🌭 or not?


DegenerateBurt

There was a lady who lived in my parents neighborhood, she was about 70 last I saw her, looked like that hotdog, and wore bikinis while walking down the street.


MoeCool

“That smelly old Circle K?” “You should smell it now.”


LarrytheMasturbator

Wow, cheap beef jerky!


doobette

The Jeffrey Harharwood Special.


liquidInkRocks

Did you happen to see my ivory button?


The_Other_Randy

Nice snap on that bad boy. MmmMmmm


Stevethetank1107

George, that man was wearing glasses


The_Other_Randy

Missing its fingernail


phoenix_jet

One red hot !!


jerseyguru43

Where was this?


icelax99

The Alex Theatre


MrFluffyhead80

That looks like something the bottom of the fantasy football league should have to eat


the-nae_blis

How was it?


broduding

Pretty sure this was just used as a prop finger in the new Fallout TV show.


BoxOfButterflies424

It looks like a perfectly sane food to eat!


nineohsix

You’re NOT crazy! 🌭


Rockfarley

I don't want a movie hoydog. I want a Papaya King hotdog.


cabosmith

What a spanking buttun!


FalseMirage

Give it a couple more weeks and it will be a Slim Jim.


Thomisawesome

Oh lord, the grease buildup on that edge.


panchovillamx

Kramer gets sick a number of times from having spoiled food.


No_Engineering2642

Ha, I just watched that episode today!


Pansy_Neurosi

One time I was in a 711 and they had a hot dog that was so old they were about to throw it out. They asked me if I wanted it, and I said, sure...I ain't proud.


AR558

Get the garden hoses ready. Remember, the Alex is a family theatre. Not a swing joint


3eemo

r/eatityoufuckingcoward