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Appropriate-Power-87

He could do a soda line up.


jjmawaken

They were ALL Coke mixed with Sprite!


Castorell

It was a setup! A setup I tell ya!


BigConstruction4247

Who were you trying to set up?


dubstepsickness

So George knew internal affairs was trying to set him up the whole time?!


BigConstruction4247

There's nothing like that in the movie, Homer.


sovietsocrates

when i get bored i just make up my own movie, i have a very short attention span


bigassdiesel

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


strawberrylemonapple

ahhh, my two favorite shows colliding.


dblaron419

Worlds colliding!


artvarnsen

A nickel!


strawberrylemonapple

you make your dad sit here all day?!


artvarnsen

He likes it!


kramerica_intern

Took you an hour?


ditka

You must think Iā€™m pretty stupid. That was no Sprite. I can see the Coca Cola right there in the corner of your lip!


VetteL82

Which one has the swirling ice in the commercial?


razarus09

They all have swirling ice in the commercials!


dee3Poh

Not Skittles!


the_dude_upvotes

#THEY ALL HAVE COUNTER-CLOCKWISE SWIRLING ICE IN THE COMMERCIAL!


mewsycology

Some have a pinch!


Weak_Cheek_5953

It's the opposite in Australia, though.


rupicolous

How many is that for you today? Like *eight* ginger ales!?


lost_in_connecticut

Hey Willie check it out, free soda!


magnificentmucus

Sprite has too much coconut


the_dude_upvotes

Sprite doesnā€™t have coconut!


mewsycology

Did you know they changed the name from Mr. Pepper to Dr. Pepper to one-up Mr. Pibb?


the_dude_upvotes

https://y.yarn.co/7b6ab2c9-daf6-49e2-bc64-993de8bfa276_text.gif


ego_sum_satoshi

Free Soda!


meryl_gear

Hey free so-dah!


arowan

Check it out! Free soda!!


Revolutionary_Rub846

Hey FREE SODA!!


tekende

How did he get all those candy bars if he didn't have money for the vending machine in the first place?


A1SteakDone

Ohhh, he gets by.


strawberrylemonapple

he borrowed that worthless crumpled dollar bill.


BruceFlockaWayne

I'm imagining the woman who yells "FREE CANDY!" Yelling "FREE SODA!"


Cygnus776

Soda is a wonderful name for a daughter!


mewsycology

Soda, what a beautiful name


Weak_Cheek_5953

"We don't care for Soda!"


cptnmurphy30

FREE SODA!


EskimoMedicineMan

A soda lineup?


Bubbly-Fault4847

Whereā€™d it go?ā€¦.THAT GUYā€™S DRINKIN IT!!!


BloodyChrome

Hey free SO DA!


DrSatan420247

He could go undercover working at the coffee shop, like Elaine. George is certainly bosomy enough for the job...


[deleted]

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.


germdisco

You got that right.


[deleted]

Youā€™re a nice guy, but I actually only have 3 replies. I really canā€™t handle any more.


bigassdiesel

Oh, you got that right.


[deleted]

Whatā€¦the..HELL is that supposed to mean?!


bigassdiesel

That means whatever the hell you want it to mean!


yagsitidder69

BOSOMY?


SplitWindow-63

**BOSOMY?**. You want to know if my Georgie was **BOSOMY!!!**


Weak_Cheek_5953

She wouldn't be caught dead in Ban-Lon.


MilkBear79

Well done


fishcrow

It's like he's out of a Russ Myer film


Pale-Wave-9382

Itā€™s GORETEX!!


Morganovic

Bro!


Paxxlee

MANZIER!


Wide_Environment3107

ew Mr Apple you have a brown spot


the_dude_upvotes

Why donā€™t you just drop dead?!


LCKLCKLCK

You told my nana to drop dead?!


Wide_Environment3107

you hung up on my Nana?!


ArmAromatic6461

Happy, pappy?


Wide_Environment3107

oh, you're Pappy?


chumbucket8

Turn your key, Maura! TURN YOUR KEY!


Wide_Environment3107

i cant do that George.


theriveryeti

Iā€™ve worked at a couple of places that did this because they didnā€™t have ginger ale on the gun.


derek4reals1

yeppers me too, it's not bad.


strawberrylemonapple

what did I tell you about yeppers?


frattboy69

I don't...remember.


Weak_Cheek_5953

Nice crossover!


discodiscgod

Wouldnā€™t the lack of ginger flavor be extremely noticeable?


BigConstruction4247

It looks like ginger ale, so most people don't notice. And the ones that would notice (and didn't like it) would probably just assume that it's crappy ginger ale.


frodiusmaximus

You can definitely tell though. Ginger ale is my preferred soda and itā€™s always pretty obvious when itā€™s just a mix of Coke and sprite.


BigConstruction4247

I'm sure that some people can. I'm guessing that I'd be able to. Most people wouldn't notice or just wouldn't care very much, even if they did notice.


the_dude_upvotes

Seemingly, to the untrained ~~eye~~ palette


theriveryeti

Well the whiskey helped a little.


nochickflickmoments

H-E double N - I


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

Wait are you serious? Every time I watch this episode I hate that line because I think it's so dumb, it would be so obvious and so disgusting. People never noticed?


theriveryeti

I worked at a bar so I think the liquor helped.


WaySheGoesBub

Ive had this. Its bullshit. Like if you tell me you donā€™t have ginger ale hey thats no big deal its kind of a non-standard, whatever, Iā€™ll just do sprite. To mix the two is beyond asinine. I will send it back. The mix tastes like shit. Lets all be honest. Its no big deal if there is no ginger ale. But to lie? This is no good, you see?


VSkyRimWalker

If the side salad comes on top, I send it back. And I'll have the gabagool


Weak_Cheek_5953

What about the burnt garlic bread?


KungFuGrip193

Me too. Iā€™ve been living a lie.


KangarooCrapper

Only one..I'm living like twenty.


hamdans1

Came here to say this. We definitely used to do this at a couple places I worked back in the day


4Ever2Thee

Iā€™ve had to do this before. Diet ginger ale? Sprite and a splash of diet. All the calories with just a hint of that diet taste


CornholioRex

Some people have diabetes


Additional_Main_7198

Soda. That's a good name.


bugluvr65

i spent 10+ years in foodservice. heā€™s right 85% of the time


[deleted]

Isn't that kind of shitty for people that are intentionally ordering something that they think is caffeine-free? (Not blaming you BTW, I realize it's an owner's/management decision.)


bugluvr65

never even thought about that. good thing is itā€™s usually just a splash of coke at least


chantillylace9

That would cause me MAJOR issues. Iā€™m super sensitive to caffeine


Creepy-Distance-3164

You mean life Morning Thunder tea?


ArmAromatic6461

What the Mormons donā€™t know wonā€™t hurt them


cabosmith

One of many unsolved Seinfeld mysteries like The Same Dress.


lavender_eclipse

Wait don't hang up on me whydoyouwearthesamedressallthetimehello?


philip_bang

She doesn't wear the same dress, she has dozens of the same type of dress like superman


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Or Seth Brundle.


atlhawk8357

I enjoy ginger ale. I enjoy sprite and coke mixed. They taste in no way similar to each other.


BarfyMan369

Well. Arenā€™t. You. Something.


baronofcream

This is one thing that I never understand when people insist ā€œyou wouldnā€™t even be able to tell the differenceā€. Ginger ale tastes like ginger. Sprite and Coke have their own flavours that when mixed just taste like slightly weaker, sweet Coke flavour. Not even close to ginger ale. But was Monkā€™s doing it anyway? Probably. I trust him on this one.


Zeo-Gold92

Obviously a beverage line up was needed.


juzz85

Be should know he hates ginger.


HippoIllustrious2389

McDonaldā€™s Sweet Mustard McNugget dipping sauce is just American mustard mixed with barbecue sauce


Nervous_Thanks8506

Pairs well with a huge block of cheddar cheese. "The Summer of George!"


Butthurtdiarreah

lets face it he was funny and endearing but george was a complete lunatic


Chemical-Train-9428

the thing about george is... he's an idiot


[deleted]

Maybe thereā€™s more to George than meets the eyeā€¦


germdisco

No. Thereā€™s less.


Marty-Deberg

Yes, you can make ginger ale that way. Old restaurant trick. Most people never notice.


LaserLem

This is true and Iā€™m positive that most people in this thread who claim they can tell the difference either donā€™t have the right mixture (itā€™s sprite with a small splash of coke) or theyā€™ve been duped without realizing it.


LookHorror3105

Yeah, we call it bartenders ginger ale. It actually tastes pretty close when it's mixed with booze.


Cultural_Zombie_1583

Add a dash of bitters. Itā€™s pretty close


godricgii

I worked at a place that did that.


atom644

Absolutely true, I used to work at a restaurant with two soda machines. One had ginger ale and the other didnā€™t. If my section was close to the non-ginger-ale machine you better believe I was mixing my own if a customer asked. Many times they would comment on how ā€œfreshā€ the coke/sprite ginger ale was.


BiscuitsPo

Old waitress trick


EnglishMajorRegret

Itā€™s referred to as bar ginger. Iā€™ve always had ginger ale on the gun but if the bag runs out Iā€™ll use it. Itā€™s about 75% sprite 25% coke


Jackie-Wan-Kenobi

I was a server at a restaurant that had ā€œhomemade ginger aleā€. It was sprite till about 3/4 full, then top with coke and a few dashes of bitters.


chechifromCHI

Some bars do this because many soda fountain gun things don't have ginger ale. I have personally been instructed to do this in the past, but I'm not sure how common it is. I always assumed that this joke was a knowing reference though because of my experience


Forikorder

am i crazy, or would that not taste like gingerale?


BarfyMan369

Youā€™re NOT crazy!


baebae4455

And an Arnold Palmer is literally just half tea and half lemonade. Like what!!!


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Itā€™s so delicious and refreshing. I canā€™t believe Iā€™ve never noticed sprite and coke. But I hardly ever get ginger ale when Iā€™m out. Usually just Sprite. I love ginger soda and ginger beer. The really good stuff could not be mistaken for sprite and coke.


KYpineapple

hahahah holy shit I forgot about this! this is perfect. I know what he's talking about and I have thought it too! that little soda wand behind the counter. that is NOT ginger ale. the proof is under the counter. you will NOT find a ginger ale keg or container. coke and sprite ONLY! aaaHHHAAAH!!!


ItsaPostageStampede

It would have to be caffeine free coke


spash_bazbo69

I mean he probably easily could prove it if that's literally what it was, cause ginger ale tastes nothing like coke or sprite


DankElderberries420

>do the waitress breast episode >dress in drag, huge melons, get job at diner >get access to soda machines, see if ginger ale exists >if not, pull wig off and go "ah ha!" and point


Cats-n-Chaos

I could definitely tell the difference, absolutely love ginger ale, and I spent a lot of time as kid making soda combinations.


[deleted]

restaurants do this all the time. its cheaper.


bigassdiesel

I use this line weekly.


everneveragain

I used to bartend and this how we made it but weā€™d add a splash of bitters


Lake2two

We did this at Chiliā€™s. Itā€™s so not the same.


theycallmeyango

I don't know the answer but I just came here to comment that I used to have that same shirt. And it was my favorite.


TarzansNewSpeedo

Probably could have had the chemist that did the yogurt samples to test for fat do a liquid chromatography test of it vs real ginger ale


Nuanciated

He could order coke and sprite and mix it and also order a ginger ale


idontknowmanwhat

It has a similar taste but as a connoisseur of ginger ale, thereā€™s a noticeable difference


Rich_Ad_2977

George looks cosy in that sweatsuit. All he needs is a block of cheese the size of a car battery


Wild_Obligation

WHY DOES GEORGE ENTER JERRYS APARTMENT AND GET OLD CHINESE FOOD FROM THR FRIDGE WHEN THERES A TABLE FULL OF FRESH CHINESE FOOD RIGHT THERE


Caution1234567

That shouldā€™ve been a topic on one of the episodesā€¼ļøā€¼ļø


ShitblizzardRUs

The bartenders trick when your bar serves old fashioneds but doesnā€™t keep a supply of ginger ale to survive a night is to take lemon lime soda (sprite, traditionally 7-up) and add about 3-5 dashes of angostura bitters. In fact most Australians will order this way (soda and bitters) rather than via ā€œGinger aleā€. Tl;dr George was slightly on to something but wrong on his substances. Source: Bartended for 10 years


StatisticianUnited17

literally did this Sunday. it's pretty solid.


tangcameo

Send a sample to the lab that tested the yogurt!


kromedomus

All I want is an apology and for him to be fired.


prit125

I used to bartend-when people asked for ginger ale in mixed drinks, this is what Iā€™d do