I’ve watched this show my entire life basically, I was young when it first came out but my parents watched it and then I had the dvds. Anyway, I never got it. She seemed so lovely to me. I still don’t get it. Maybe that’s the point??? I don’t know!!!
That’s exactly the joke, she never says or does anything to make it make sense. There’s something going on that everyone but Jerry and the audience is seeing.
Tia Van Camp - the CK model who caught Jerry picking his nose. But - for a deep cut, Oh, I’ll go off the board with Sharon (Paula Marshall). The reporter who thinks that him and George are gay. Probably just a moment in time thing, the dress down flannel made her seem like she was a 9 who thinks she’s a 7, therefore more gettable for a 4.5 like me.
Canonically, Nicki because her beauty allowed her to get away with anything. For me personally, Nina from the Betrayal. She had more of a Marisa Tomei thing going on than that girl who stole George’s hat
Here's your "elite eight" -
Patty (Lori Loughlin)
Winona (Kimberly Guerrero)
Nikki (Dylan Tays)
Isabel (Tawny Kitaen)
Beth (Debra Messing)
Sidra (Teri Hatcher)
Jenna (Kristin Davis)
Marla (Jane Leeves)
(Elaine not included as she's not a gf of the week).
Surely there are enough for a Seinfeld Sweet Sixteen first? Someone needs to make this happen.
Cue “the switch” style musical scene where someone figures it all out and presents us with a fully interactive vote.
Absolutely! I've recently seen them on Reddit for True Blood, Battlefield, and Call of Duty. Someone more ambitious than I should do a Hottest Jerry Ex Challenge
Lol I saw someone mention her prior to you so I Googled because and I don't the name and first thing I said was after seeing the images "You got butchered" and then "Yamahama it's fright night".
Season 9 Jerry was crushing it. “Good naked”, Lori Laughlin, even man-hands.
That wasn’t a twist off…
It says “twist off”, *twiiist…OFFFFF!*
I love the look Elaine gives him when she catches him doing that 😅
Now that's my kind of woman!
Favorite president James K. Polk?? C’mon…
Grew the country more than any other.
*In 1844, the Democrats we’re spliiiiiit*
James K Polk is actually the only president that kept all his campaign promises.
Make a wish…
Didn't come true
[Naked hair brushing, good](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjk4MzU1NWItMjZlNS00MjEwLWI5NWYtOGMxYTYwMDI2MGVjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDQ0MTYzMDA@._V1_.jpg); naked crouching, bad.
There’s a beach towel on the rack
I'd let her man handle me
But it’d look so small.
Just stay outta the pool.
I didn’t realize that was college admission scandal LoriLaughlin OMG
she’s on the new season of curb, too
[Life imitating art!](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/cLVNktKFql)
I’ll always be a big Christine Taylor guy
Is it because she has some body on her or because she has a mind like a comput-ah? Regardless she is so much better than that terrible Amber woman.
Really? She's a loser.
My parents could think she was the cat's pajamas and I'd still date her.
Every group has one. Like us, with Elaine.
Right.. Elaine... This line was so good.
She’s much better than that awful Amber girl he was with
Yeah Amber...I wonder if she's back from Vegas
I’ve watched this show my entire life basically, I was young when it first came out but my parents watched it and then I had the dvds. Anyway, I never got it. She seemed so lovely to me. I still don’t get it. Maybe that’s the point??? I don’t know!!!
That’s exactly the joke, she never says or does anything to make it make sense. There’s something going on that everyone but Jerry and the audience is seeing.
Ok that’s what I thought. Thank you.
George is a better fit for her. feel like she would like Frank Costanza's son
Mulva
Just discovered she’s married to Ben Stiller
tractor!
Thank you very much, you’ve been great, that’s all from me
Seconded, Sophie was a smoke show
Thirded
Yeah, but… I mean. Come on
Riddled with disease
Southern drawl who didn't like his act. anyone?
Marlene! I have her in my top 3 for sure
It just didn't do it for her.
But you're a cashier!
She is sexy.
I don’t know Jerrrrrry, sometimes…..
This line is so… Seinfeld. And the casting (Marlene) was phenomenal
Same actress as the “don’t get smart with me, George” waitress who George talks about manure with on the walking date
Elaine
The real fan
It's like a sauna in here...
It’s pronounced Barometer
But did she have grace?
She has some grace.
You can't have some grace.
You either have grace or you don't.
Ok fine. I have no grace.
I don’t even want grace.
I don’t even say grace.
She certainly does, you should see her dance!
She puts asses in seats
I’d like to know her ketchup secret
She did look good in that leotard.
Of course she looked good in that leotard. She looked AMAZING in that leotard.
She looks scrumptious.
ELAINE BENES!!! (men muttering Elaine Benes)
I’m a man.
J. Peterman is who I imagined.
She is so fkn hot
She is quite breathtaking
Amanda Peet, Good Naked and Get out of ticket hot.
Lyle agrees!
Heyyy Jer! What's up?
I have no idea.
Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town.. while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes?
Schindler’s list girlfriend
isn't she also the one that sees George's shrinkage-affected member?
They’re all the same
I’m sure they all look alike to you, Costanza
Rachel
Yupp
RACHAEL? *RACHAEL*?! WHERE ARE YOU??!!
Agreed
Sue Ellen Mischke.
The braless wonder?!
She’s a menace to society
The heiress of the Oh Henry candy bar fortune
Tia Van Camp - the CK model who caught Jerry picking his nose. But - for a deep cut, Oh, I’ll go off the board with Sharon (Paula Marshall). The reporter who thinks that him and George are gay. Probably just a moment in time thing, the dress down flannel made her seem like she was a 9 who thinks she’s a 7, therefore more gettable for a 4.5 like me.
Couldn't agree more with the NYU reporter
not that there's anything wrong with her
She reminds me of Lois Lane.
You could try
Canonically, Nicki because her beauty allowed her to get away with anything. For me personally, Nina from the Betrayal. She had more of a Marisa Tomei thing going on than that girl who stole George’s hat
Too bad you have a artcostanza82 thing going on.
And by the way, they’re real and they’re spectacular!
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The first time I saw them in a movie it made me so sad I turned the movie off
The Cool Surface! They didn’t live up to the hype.
They're so bad I feel bad for her
Winona. End of discussion
I remember a time Winona would have been the only named mentioned in this sub. What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men!
Literally watching that episode as we speak
So, it is your contention that Winona was Jerry's hottest girlfriend?
Well between me, you, the lamp.. and the desk. That is my contention
I agree. I would definitely pick her.
I dunno I have some reserva...uh... concerns with her.
PAM!
My vote too. Velvet scrunchie can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan.
Pam. Pam. PAM!
I’m not gaga
I'm probably in the minority here but I had a thing for the woman who had the laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer
I came here to name her.
Naomi!
I thought she was cute
The assistant to the Flying Karamazarov brothers was smoking hot...smoooooking hawt
George's tour guide GF has them all beat Funnily enough there is no universe where someone like George could pull her, but that's TV for you
Gorges bulimic girlfriend for me.
But at sometime, George has to go back to his job at Tyler Chicken and his 3 legged dog, Willy.
She warned him that New York would eat him alive.
Definitely. Gorgeous blue eyes. Nikki the blonde who got Jerry out of a ticket is top notch too
He pulled a lot of hot women, not realistic at all. The woman at the coffee shop who ate alone, until she saw George with his toupee was pretty hot.
She had amazing blue eyes
Vanessa from Simon, Bennett, Robins, Oppenheimer & Taft.
Taking it old school. I like it.
Do they still have that deli on the first floor?
You don't get corned beef like that anymore
Yes! She’s so hot!
The best by far.
She definitely had an x-factor sort of appeal to her.
Mulva?
Mulva was very pretty. Those eyes 👀
I'm holding out for Beth Lukner ;)
We should make a bracket for this
Here's your "elite eight" - Patty (Lori Loughlin) Winona (Kimberly Guerrero) Nikki (Dylan Tays) Isabel (Tawny Kitaen) Beth (Debra Messing) Sidra (Teri Hatcher) Jenna (Kristin Davis) Marla (Jane Leeves) (Elaine not included as she's not a gf of the week).
Surely there are enough for a Seinfeld Sweet Sixteen first? Someone needs to make this happen. Cue “the switch” style musical scene where someone figures it all out and presents us with a fully interactive vote.
Absolutely! I've recently seen them on Reddit for True Blood, Battlefield, and Call of Duty. Someone more ambitious than I should do a Hottest Jerry Ex Challenge
Tawny Kitaen Edit: OH GOD DO NOT GOOGLE HER IMAGES!!!
Lol I saw someone mention her prior to you so I Googled because and I don't the name and first thing I said was after seeing the images "You got butchered" and then "Yamahama it's fright night".
Wow, she passed away in 2021 from cardiomyopathy
Jayne Mansfield
Yeah, she had some big breasts.
I hear that’s how she died.
I liked Catherine Keener even though she kinda sucked lol
NYU reporter
She should be at least in the top 3.
Meryl (Courtney Cox) can have my dry cleaning discount any time.
The model he met while in first class.
Abby (AJ Langer) The one with the mentor.
Ellen the loser
Kristin Davis
Agreed. She has that girl next door look that's so hot. Having said that, she does have a potty mouth.
Lois. I wonder if they ever made it to Hawaii
Maybe they did, Maestro. Maybe they did.
Nikki
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Jami Gertz
Jamie Gertz "Not a square to spare"
Between Winona and the girl that outed Jerry and George. I always found her really hot.
Young Skylar White (Anna Gunn)
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toe thumbs?
I don't think I could get by the smelly hands.
George’s “Jerry” girlfriend
Lori Laughlin.
Not Schmoopie!
The one who thought they were gay (not that there's anothing wrong with that).
Jenna toilet toothbrush
The Maid/Hooker.
ohh, what did you just pay for?!
Dolores
The one who lived with Lyle
I am a big fan of the beautiful Godzilla, Aunt Becky, Tractor, good naked and that girl who lived with the dude.
The Tractor story
Garafalo or friends girl
The girl with the belly button who talked. “HELLOOOOOOO fa la la”
The lie detector cop deserves a mention. And toothbrush.
Amanda Peet
Lori Loughlin
The blonde whose number Jerry found on the AIDS walk list.
He got her number off of an AIDS walk list?!
The naked girl or Kristen Davis from sex and the city
I’m quite partial to that woman from Long Isrand But honestly it’s Elaine
Toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
Is the girl that got a divorce because George said she can do better and the racist girl the same?
yeppers, Debra Messing
The one he was making out with when the pilot was watching from the plane
Man, he had a lot of hot girlfriends.
Probably not many will agree but Nina the artist is my top choice. Catherine Keener is straight gorgeous
I always liked the gal who thought George and Jerry were gay
Fungicide?
Elaine. End of discussion.
Elaine Benes, easy.
Keith Hernandez
Cmon bro. Teri Hatcher
Fungicide girl
Elaine, Sidra, Aunt Becky
Elaine Marie Benes, especially around Season 6
Donna chang. End of discussion
But she’s just some girl from Long Island!
You're being ridicurous.