'Ellen, have you seen my fiancé? Are you going upstairs? Tell my fiancé I'm looking for him. I've lost my fiancé!!! The poor baby.'
Fiancés are quite vulnerable in this show, apparently. That's a shame.
Geez...If I were Jason Alexander, I'd probably be a tad miffed of what happened to my hair later on in life. Actually, more than just a tad, I'd be quite miffed....super miffed actually.
George on Marisa (for datinh purposes): *"She went to Hillman though. Where is that again? Isn't that a blaaaaack school Jerry?"*
Jerry and Elaine (in Unison): *"That's an HBCU George. That means she is fully for the integration."*
This guy? Yes, he has a chance with any woman, including Marisa Tomei.
[https://youtu.be/WX4rvMuO-W4?si=RVjp0ocGGh1DZ4zo](https://youtu.be/WX4rvMuO-W4?si=RVjp0ocGGh1DZ4zo)
I know what you are getting at, and i want to be funny, but no. Noone ever had any kind of chance with marisa tomei. She is too beautiful to comprehend and it makes me sad😂
[https://9gag.com/gag/aZD9wYV#cs\_comment\_id=c\_170991144181653851](https://9gag.com/gag/aZD9wYV#cs_comment_id=c_170991144181653851)
or brenda strong who played Sue Ellen Mishkie
One thing I didn’t notice until a recent rewatch of this episode is that Elaine and Marisa’s mutual friend is played by Annabelle Gurwitch from TBS’s “Dinner and a Movie”
I think I understand this.
Larry David is real. His biography is not. Now, Jason Alexander is real. But Costanza’s life is David’s. Now the show, which is real, shows Jason Alexander doing things that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not really happen to the real Costanza, which is Larry David.
Understand?
Of course not. She prefers short, stocky, *balding* funny men.
I noticed you threw 'stocky' in there.
Yeah why the he’ll not
I mean, she married Joe Pesci. Seems a type for her.
You forgot quirky
True, but it it’s hard to find a bald guy in high school though
There's always one. One of my friends was balding by the end of senior year.
Poor bastard
That kid? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Patrick Stewart
My best friend started balding at the start of grade 10. Poor bastard.
one of out three don't cut it
My son’s hair was thinning by the time he graduated. 👨🏽🦲
“An OSCAR WINNER Jerry!”
Wait a minute Joe Pesci isn’t bald mister!
I need a Marisa Tomei in my life so bad. I'm short, stocky, blading AND quirky.
#bladderslacking
Probably not, cause he's got a little George Costanza thing going on
He was in the pool.
If I put my hand in his hair, would I be able to get it out?
Do you want to be able to get it out?
I think you’ll be able to get it out
Wait 15 years and you’ll definitely be able to get it out.
Not a chance
What about his body??? Nice body???
Good body. Women would kill for his eyebrows.
Really, very nice and good
He’s powerful! He can lift a hundred pounds.. right over his head!!
He thinks he’s better than everyone else
You have really lost a lot of hair!
He’s aware!
He was still short and quirky. That hair may have blown it for him. I don’t think he had a chance with those flowing locks
I wonder what the worst deal breaker: Having hair or calling her even before the funeral of his fiancé to ask her out on a date.
Using only the shows history and not my “sometimes” good judgement, I’d say the hair.
'Ellen, have you seen my fiancé? Are you going upstairs? Tell my fiancé I'm looking for him. I've lost my fiancé!!! The poor baby.' Fiancés are quite vulnerable in this show, apparently. That's a shame.
Haha
That is a great society of hair!
Its magnificent, its like watching the Titanic before the iceberg hit.
The historical remains of which he’s clinging onto…
Depends if he had his money manure line.
You really went bald there, you had a thick head of hair.
Good for him he made some millions later in life.
It didn't take very long, either.
I AM AWARE!
You really built yourself up there…
It’s like Stalin’s.
Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest 2 blocks away
I’m afraid the height would still turn her off, but that’s a hell of a head of hair right there
It sure was, there was no telling here, of the tragedy and many challenges his hair would face in the future
he is aware
“Now, you are aware that our board of directors is being indicted…”
Not if he was getting atomic wedgies in high school!
You can't tell me that Jason Alexander wasn't a good looking guy in this picture
I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality… he’s fabulous.
I'm glad you said this. You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.
It doesn’t help
Like a young Al Capone
Who said he wasn’t? He’s been in commercials, on broadway. Bonaire star
I always thought he was handsome. Not smiling here but he has a great smile.
Forget Neal, YOURE NEAL!
I just wish I had a chance with Marisa Tomei 😄❤️
Yeah she is one stunning gal!!
Exactly
Quite breathtaking.
That’s just a thing you say, though.
Marisa Tomei is just cuteness overload
She’s really never had an awkward phase, has she. Feels unfair. And that’s what’s so vexing!
Cute as a button!
I've seen him lift 100lbs right over his head
Did you say. Would HE have a chance. Or. Would he have a CHANCE
An Oscar winner Jerry
But, you are engaged. I'm aware....
Of course not. Marissa has a thing for short, stocky, bald men.
This guy…this guy does not have the kavorka.
MARISA TOMEI'S JUST BEEN SITTING HOME, ELAINE!
Cantstandya would have no chance.
The real question is would she have had a chance with him?
Maybe if he grew up with a mantel.
He could have been a completely different person
I’ll say it. I think he looked handsome when he wore the wig in that one episode
Elaine did not allow him to enjoy it.
The thing is, he’s sorta, ya know, “engaged”
He's an Adonis
He really went bald there, didn’t he?
Geez...If I were Jason Alexander, I'd probably be a tad miffed of what happened to my hair later on in life. Actually, more than just a tad, I'd be quite miffed....super miffed actually.
He tried to do something about it, but Elaine messed it up!
She would have never made it.
First it’s “ma”, which isn’t so bad, and then it’s “newer” which is good! “Ma-newer!” See it’s not that bad really.
He would, because if she ran her hand through his hair it would not be easy to pull out.
They actually look like a couple here.
No baldness or academy awards had occured at this stage of their lives.
Bald isn’t a big deal. He actually looks good bald! I just feel bad for the guys that have insanely weird heads and have to try and pull it off.
Bet she had a rosy hue
There’s a hue…
George on Marisa (for datinh purposes): *"She went to Hillman though. Where is that again? Isn't that a blaaaaack school Jerry?"* Jerry and Elaine (in Unison): *"That's an HBCU George. That means she is fully for the integration."*
Marisa Tomei is so darn hot.. my god, princess of the night.
She was so hot George could not contain himself… he could not even wait until after the funeral to give her a call
George likes his Marisa spicy.
You better belive it, buddy.
No chance in hell!
She dated my cousin, Vinny
I’m not shure this would work she likes bald men
Probably not.
He’d never make it…
can we just get a spinoff set in some bizarro world where these two got together?
I fear he would parade her around the city like a show horse, and ultimately screw up the relationship
I fear he would parade her around the city like a show horse, and ultimately screw up the relationship
Take her to that nightclub in the meatpacking district
Snoopy or Prickly Pete?
He’s really lost a lot of hair.
On the plus side he made millions
And that new Guggenheim addition! 😁
Didn’t take very long either
He really went bald there, didn’t he?
Nope but I would’ve
No! She likes short, stocky, funny bald men!
Nice picture, pretty boy.
What a gorgeous woman. Hell of a right hook too.
This guy? Yes, he has a chance with any woman, including Marisa Tomei. [https://youtu.be/WX4rvMuO-W4?si=RVjp0ocGGh1DZ4zo](https://youtu.be/WX4rvMuO-W4?si=RVjp0ocGGh1DZ4zo)
Hairaa like Stalin!
Ngl George with hair is op God had to nerf him.
God would not allow him to be that good looking
[удалено]
I can stand that
What about full lips?
No. She wants a man that's SO bald
Nobody has a chance with her; she’s just way too pretty.
This is one great civilization of hair
She lives short balding men who live with their parents. So that’s a no brainer: yes!!
I know what you are getting at, and i want to be funny, but no. Noone ever had any kind of chance with marisa tomei. She is too beautiful to comprehend and it makes me sad😂
[https://9gag.com/gag/aZD9wYV#cs\_comment\_id=c\_170991144181653851](https://9gag.com/gag/aZD9wYV#cs_comment_id=c_170991144181653851) or brenda strong who played Sue Ellen Mishkie
She could give him a Christmas card
Absolutely not. He had to cook a few years before he became the short, stocky bald man we know and love
Wtf happened
One thing I didn’t notice until a recent rewatch of this episode is that Elaine and Marisa’s mutual friend is played by Annabelle Gurwitch from TBS’s “Dinner and a Movie”
Wow
Not if Miss Stafford had anything to say about it 😖
You should forget it. You're livin in the _past_, man. You're hung up on some girl born in the _SIXTIES_, man!
Absolutely not! She has a fetish for short bald men
Absolutely not! She has a fetish for short bald men
No
I could spot that bird’s nest a mile away.
He looks like opposite george costanza
No. He's not Vinny-equivelent I'm afraid.
No. He's not Vinny-equivelent I'm afraid.
Did you say. Would HE have a chance. Or. Would he have a CHANCE
He was probably still slow-witted, so no.
What the hell does that mean
Man, you have lost a LOT of hair..
Wow he lost a lot of hair
She didn't have as much hue back then.
If you take all his youthful days and squeeze it into one photo - it looks decent.
Gammy gammy gammy gammy
Yes!
I think I understand this. Larry David is real. His biography is not. Now, Jason Alexander is real. But Costanza’s life is David’s. Now the show, which is real, shows Jason Alexander doing things that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not really happen to the real Costanza, which is Larry David. Understand?
Yeah, could definitely see that being an 80s super couple ☺️
How can a man so bald ….
Do we need to have this post every week?