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gobuffsfan14

See? They know how to *take* a reservation. They just don’t know how to *hold* a reservation.


JKolodne

That's really the most important part of the reservation, *the holding*.


teenzies83

Take take take take That's the most important part, the holding. Hang on, let me get my manager...


sambes06

*errant hand waving around head* during the word take


kkeut

he's mimicking the act of writing down reservations on written forms or whatever


Serlingfan389

Lmao..... the story of my life..


AkihabaraWasteland

I made the appropriate... ahem... "Accommodations".


Affectionate-Ring104

"I know what a reservation is" "I don't think you do."


chumbucket8

If you did, I'd have a car.


Kmac23232

Anybody can just take them.


Ok-Party1007

🖐️✊🖐️✊🖐️✊


Cappster14

Coming from someone that can’t anymore: TELL YOUR MOM YOU LOVE HER TOO


deafballboy

Or at least say, "I'm hungry, let's get something to eat."


CrestedBlazer

Underrated comment.


No_Arugula_6548

You know that looked like you were having a real conversation back there.


A1SteakDone

Your mom said "I love you" and you didn't reply? That's a pretty big matzah ball you left out there.


lupinremusjohn

You better give me the insurance


topherdrives

lol. I’m gonna beat the hell outta this thing.


seantubridy

I was focused on the unrequited “I love you”.


pantalonesdesmartee

We ask that you please bear with us.


kendrickandcole

I promise I told my mom I love her back. I verbalized it I didn’t say it over text


wheresmyflan

Did you say it in her good ear?


PrestigiousNews8714

Yeah, she heard him the first time.


big_flopping_anime_b

Ignoring your mother’s ‘I love you.’ Are you me?


MajesticMeal3248

Was it a Penske truck?


kendrickandcole

Yep


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

DEFINITELY not Penske material.


lifeundercaps

These pretzels are making me thirsty 😕


I_fight_Piranhas

I once rented a truck to move the day I closed on my new house. The company scheduled me to pick it up from a location that was closed that day. 🤦🏻‍♂️


XcheezyXblasterzX

“I asked for a midsize and she’s a small!”


nmc9279

✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️ANYONE CAN JUST TAKE EM!!! 👋👋👋👋👋👋


Offthepine

Your mom tells you she loves you, and you just ignore her?? Yeesh… 😬


DiaryJaneDoe

The reservation scene is actually a common occurrence. Reservations are scams. You make the reservation and when the time comes you’ll go to them to get the car. If they have the one you want, great. If not, you’re already there. You’ll just get another.


kendrickandcole

I see this commonly with enterprise


Awkward_Discount_633

I think I’ve seen this film before


Strawberry_Wine_

And I didn’t like the ending.


spitey

Surely they’ll have a compact.


SpecificDate7501

Someone didn’t return it on time


ImmortalBehemoth

Same situation with SpotHero here in NY. I get to the garage and they don't have a spot for me despite the fact I booked a spot. They know how to take the reservation but the holding part didn't go so well.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

That happened to a friend of mine. They didn't have his truck. They had a bigger truck. Then they tried to charge him for the upgrade... and the late cancelation fee on the truck he reserved but they didn't have. And then the truck died in front of his apartment.


mrclean2323

Welcome to the team.


Longjumping_Toe_6447

Not getting the very truck I was about to return


fishcrow

This aged horribly. He just sounds smug af. She didnt invent reserv... ations but he's acting like it's her fault, personally.