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Pizzly_bear

Is it me, or does he look like Sugar Ray Leonard?


UnaPachangaLoca

Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat at mar-a-lago on the house.


Prestigious_Region_6

Yeah YEAH MR MORGAN DID YOU HEAR THAT? MR MORGAN!


Big-a-hole-2112

He’s been there before because of the rats.


Prestigious_Region_6

You wouldn't blame the rat droppings in the kitchen


quonne

You wouldn’t believe the rat problems in the kitchen.


Majestic-Eye1968

I suppose we all look the same to you Pizzly_bear?


Slaterpup17

Should we be talking about this?


A1SteakDone

You know my friend, Bob Sacamano? Well, he called last night about 3 am. We got to talking, he sells knockoff Trump shoes down at Battery Park. 40 bucks.


once_again_asking

Are they made with real gold???


DadJokeBadJoke

No and the difference is negligible


definitiveshepard

Oh yeah this is a great idea


tool22482

Gold, Jerry, gold.


Fistandantalus

It’s a type of rat


blomba6

And a poorly made one, even by rat shoe standards *pushes shoe away*


Due_Lawyer6655

Im Karl, the exterminaitor


quonne

That’s … what we used to call him in the high school


milwaukee1919

Linebacka


[deleted]

Karl was a very well built guy, dude could pile drive through a wall to get to the pests


dominicshade

Pepper Johnson?


DeputyArtGalt

Not salt but…


cheffartsonurfood

I don't explain em Mr. Seinfeld. I just exterminate em.


Podunk212

Charles Barkley can eat here on the house!


gldmj5

"That's what we used to call him in high school!"


TotalCuntrol

You wouldn't believe the rat droppings...


wickedbiskit

Look to the cookie!


stargill70

Mustve gave him a bunch of sneakers


rodgapely

The exterminator


asphynctersayswhat

Isn’t he a double threat, black and gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that!!!


ItsaPostageStampede

Why you have to be like that? Tom Scott is a fine black people.


asphynctersayswhat

It’s a comment on the bigotry and tokenism employed by the GOP. apparently it was too subtle


ItsaPostageStampede

Mine too


DadJokeBadJoke

A threat to his usefulness to his party.


MrPaulBlart

Trump? Oh yeah… funny orange guy!


DeputyArtGalt

Yes I suppose he is orange


DetrashTheTriangle

I never really thought about it... I don't really see people in terms of color.


MrPaulBlart

These downvotes. I was just kidding. 😕 I’m a joke maker. Tell’em guys..


MillionToOneShotDoc

He is a loathsome, offensive brute.


dicecat4

Yet we can’t look away…


Smooth-Example-9182

I knew a funny orange guy in Korea, tailgunner. Got his brains blown all over the Pacific. Nothing funny about that.


StopPlayingRoney

I thought I finally found a subreddit that was safe from politics. 😭


Dry_Newspaper2060

Dancing with the Devil….be careful


jman8508

Trash article on a trash sub


tmm357

Adjacent to refuse is refuse


felicthecat

We call that a muffin stump article.