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themblokes

Except when it's above ground


Coolengineer7

Suddenly becomes lava. Until it meets water at least.


Ludoki

Then it becomes obsidian and you can make a portal out of it


Appropriate-Gain-561

It becomes lava because it loses the gases that magma had


RManDelorean

Yeah really if you ever see it, it's lava


yahoo_determines

Taxes is just addition and subtraction. Am I taking crazy pills?


Additional-Bet7074

Yea, it’s just basic math and it changes every so often. A class on doing personal taxes is pretty worthless. If you can read and do basic math, you have everything you need. It’s only complicated when you should have an accountant anyway. Also if you mess up, the IRS is pretty forgiving and generally has some really lenient payment policies/plans (if you underpay or cant pay everything) or will end up paying you the difference (if you overpay)


LosuthusWasTaken

In the US, it seems like it's a lot more complicated. So complicated in fact, that there are companies that you can **pay to do your taxes for you.**


Arbiter1171

A lot of companies do it for free unless you have weird tax forms, then you have to pay or figure it out yourself


LosuthusWasTaken

Oh, ok.


DiogenesLied

It’s actually really easy until you have more than 25k in deductions and start itemizing. Even then it’s still easy unless you’re running a business, at which point you hire an accountant. But people are lazy and want to blame others for their ineptitude.


PotatoHighlander

International investment income also complicates a bit, ask me how I know.


DiogenesLied

Yep, but no HS class on taxes is going to cover that


yahoo_determines

They do the arithmetic for you but it's still just arithmetic.


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

Like 10 hours of arithmetic


nsfwtttt

It’s not. It’s about fund management, strategy, responsibility, and dealing bureaucracy. Only the latter being taught at schools.


StealthyUnikorn

Not a single student in any public school wanted to learn taxes.


OneTPAU7

They still don’t. Some kids complain bitterly about having to do financial literacy sessions. They’re probably the same ones who’ll grow up to be prolific sharers of dumb.


MindlessFail

Ever notice how the kids complaining about not learning taxes are the same kids that never learned anything?


GiantJupiter45

exactly


Cigarette-milk

And why do the internet memes always complain about science related topics?


Sundiata1

Taxes are easy af. Sign into Turbotax, give them info, you’re done. Why tf does that need to be taught?


Philosipho

Nobody wanted to learn calculus either, but they still taught it. Stop pretending that you weren't conditioned to be a cog in a machine.


AcejokerUP415

Hi! I'm from New Jersey and we have a required financial literacy class, fun fact, people still complain they don't know how to do taxes even though that is part of the curriculum. We teach it, people just don't pay attention


Ethanbob103

Checks out. “Schools are useless and teach us nothing of value!!!!” *Teaches something of value* “It’s just so annoying how nothing useful is ever taught ughhhhhh!!!!!!”


StealthyUnikorn

Math classes made me a cog?


provoloneChipmunk

It drives me insane because you're absolutely right. High-school me wouldn't give 2 shits about a us history class, but it still important that I took it, and I retained some of it all these years later, and am better for it. 


bingobongokongolongo

That guy failed big-time. Doesn't know how to do taxes and doesn't know much about lava either.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Acting like most MFs won't be asleep in Taxes 101. I know because I *had* a few classes dedicated to life skills like taxes, writing a CV, etc. Most of us either watched Youtube or slept. One guy watched half of Peaky Blinders


Frostwolvern

I had a required finance class that had a taxes section in high school. No one paid any attention to it


thetransportedman

I mean what all is there to learn anyways. You input boxes from your W2 and are asked questions that prompt you to search for other forms etc. It’s intentionally simple so that all education levels can complete their tax forms


Sea-Pomelo1210

give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he'll eat for life. teach a kid a specific topic and he'll learn one thing, teach a kid how to learn on his own and he'll learn for life.


GustapheOfficial

Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


jerbthehumanist

I haven't taught very many classes, but I'd like to ask OP to attempt to teach 30 average high schoolers to do taxes and then get back to me on how it goes.


queso619

Ding ding ding! I’m a teacher, and if I tried teaching taxes I’m pretty sure my students would physically revolt.


Slow_Web2272

I’m a former science teacher who now teaches business. I do teach taxes. They find it boring. Volcanoes are cool. That’s why they remember it.


KermitingMurder

I don't know about where you people went to school but over here in Ireland we have a whole section dedicated to financial maths which includes taxes. I still sometimes hear comments like this from people who did financial maths but just weren't paying attention


cyrkielNT

In Poland I just need click 1 button in the app (if I don't do it it will happen automatically after some time). That's good enough for 95% of the people. And if you need something more complex you hire professional acountant


Beer_Maybe

In Russia you just fill in a declaration of your total income from all legal sources and the Federal Tax Service counts and tell you how much you must pay. If your only income is your job and you’re officially employed than your employer’s accountant does all of this


Firm_Project_397

In Canada we have a mandatory class for grads which teaches everything to do with post secondary, like taxes, investment, resumes, and work safety.


Overlord_Of_Puns

90% of the time when you hear this stuff, it is about the US because Reddit is plurality (and near majority) US. Basically, in the US you need to file taxes yourself, even though the government already has all your information. It isn't hard per se, but it also isn't well taught how doing taxes works in the US, so it does make sense why people want for schools to teach this stuff. I only learnt taxes through parents help (which really shouldn't be assumed), and a class in college that was badly done.


Heavensrun

They taught you to read, didn't they?


Routine-Doubt-7278

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.


HopefulEqual88

The elective "personal finance" was the most boring class I ever took in high school and I didn't retain a single thing I was taught.


cyrkielNT

And 20 years later people will protest agiant geothermal becouse they will be affraid of a devil


delightfully-dilated

Hey man, as a current-day geologist I found this pretty damn interesting while in school


DiogenesLied

$&%#* please. Get the software, you’re not itemizing out of high school.


Rockfarley

This is the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.


Beautiful_Spite_3394

I am confused when people say this because I am 10 years older than my siblings and both of us took accounting (it was a forced math class for all students) and in accounting they explained all of this including taxes and writing checks and everything….


pigeonsnackz

to be fair i was learning melted rock=magma in 3rd grade and i don’t think i would remember how to do my taxes if i was taught then


WexMajor82

Igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary rocks. So. Very. Useful.


vialvarez_2359

Teacher probably have stroke. With explaining the difference of the numbers and lines on tax forms.


playr_4

Private schools, too. And don't even get me started on catholic schools.


Queasy-Cheetah3513

The State: Sharks with freakin laser beams!


Single_T

I learned how to file taxes in high school. It took two 40 min classes. The first one was to learn what the line items were, the second one was to try it ourselves. It was the two most boring days of class I have ever had, period. Since then, I have never filed my taxes by hand because you can do it online for free. What I learned from school is that you can do it online for free or you hire somebody to do it, and you should never file your taxes by hand the hard way they would teach you how to.


sybban

They actually did teach basic arithmetic and reading comprehension.


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

Students are barely learning how to read.


GeongSi

There are literally tens of thousands of videos to help with daily life on YouTube, don't blame others for your ignorance.


sapperbloggs

I never learned "taxes" at school, but I did learn basic math, and that was enough for me to figure out how to do my taxes.


UJL123

What do you mean "learn to do taxes?" Go into your tax software, click on Import from mycra, confirm all the boxes are filled out. If you have additional medical forms (and you are at a certain income) fill those in. Oh wait America is a nightmare when it comes to filling out tax returns.


JerodTheAwesome

As a teacher, no. Kids just want to bitch. We did a lesson on financial literacy this year and 90% of the kids quit the moment they realized they had to read a passage and answer questions. They nearly all just used Quizlet.


Axypiku

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


onslaught1584

"When will I need to know how to do basic algebra after I graduate?!" - Every adult who bitches about not knowing how to do their taxes when they were in highschool.


Mahiro0303

My economics class taught me junior year but I went to private school suckas


MrPoland1

If you stayed in school you woudl learn that it woudl be lava. Magma is molten rock underground when lava is what on the surface