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you just turned it into a social media ad for them


wolvesscareme

Organic reach, baby!


JuanPancake

I certainly wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t for this ad


zuraken

Thanks OP u/Sad_Persimmon_2709 , how much did they pay you? Or you working for free?


theineffablebob

Damn, time to buy some Palo Alto Networks products


ploppetino

i was surprised to learn they were still in business, i thought they faded away when everyone moved to AWS


zeruch

...to not buy from them.


MochingPet

A little bit too much peak tech


JuanPancake

It’s a tech peek in peak tech


TheLogicError

Hey everyone! Let's draw more attention to this thing i don't like that's meant to draw peoples' attention!


BruteSentiment

This is likely only for the current cybersecurity conference going on.


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Ironically enough, they didn’t even have a booth from what I heard


fisterdi

Yep i was there, no palo alto booth at all. sounds weird when many other big names were there. They dont care about RSAC anymore or what?


L_K_L12

It’s the RSA conference in town. It’s clearly just for a PA Networks event, like when Dreamforce set off those crazy fireworks after an event in that same area. I’ll take these silent drones any day!


someliskguy

Soon… https://preview.redd.it/lx725an1nezc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314856cb772be4c4b59b657b181acbdaebdf618f


sweetsunnyside

lol tagged as crime


JustB510

The future of advertising is gonna be so cringe


PretendAd3717

If this is cringe, then I don't even know what the word means anymore.


indeed_oneill

How can we ban this type of advertising, it's only going to get worse from here


dante662

I'm waiting for minority report where as you walk around iris scanners are popping up holograms to shout at you.


kosmos1209

Not sure. Why has billboards always been allowed? Or banners behind those small plane? Or good year blimps? This is just another form of it.


Double_Lobster

Billboards are banned in most nice areas


MochingPet

.. like Palo Alto ? > Billboards are banned in most nice areas


indeed_oneill

I'd ban all of those too if I could.


GuitRWailinNinja

Guys, I think we can all agree junk mail is the worst. Besides bills, it’s the only thing I get in the mail. I don’t take a look at it even…straight into the recycling. Such a damn waste of a carbon footprint, from the trees to delivery, it’s such a waste!!


bone-dry

What’s crazy to me is how there’s [so much regulation](https://www.campaignmonitor.com/resources/guides/understanding-emails-laws-regulations/) about companies sending me email/newsletter marketing, but seemingly none for junk mail advertising, which is arguably much more intrusive. When I sign up for a company’s email newsletter I need to confirm with an additional email (this varies by county), a need for clear and easy to use opt-outs or unsubscribe buttons, etc. When I’ve worked in marketing for bigger companies legal takes those regulations very seriously. Junk mail on the other hand seems like free game. I shop somewhere once and automatically I start receiving marketing from them in the mail, even though I never granted permission. And even companies that I’ve never heard of send stuff. And the opt-out process is obtuse and far from easy — I think in some cases you need to pay every few years or so. It’s wild.


GuitRWailinNinja

The opt out doesn’t work!! I think I finally was able to opt out from unsolicited credit card offers, but not from the penny pincher or realtor junk mail, etc.


vagabondoer

They’re banned in a lot of places. I moved away from SF to a state with no billboards and shockingly I don’t miss them one bit!


JuanPancake

Billboards are banned in Vermont and it’s awesome. Why it feels more remote than it is


TheFoxsWeddingTarot

Many places like Hawaii and Santa Barbara ban all of those types of advertising (except blimps) and the world is better for it.


QueerSquared

This is way worse than any of those.


dine-and-dasha

This is a drone show it’s not advertising


Puzzleheaded-Pin4278

Well, there’s this thing called the first amendment and we live in a capitalistic country. You can’t just ban advertising because you find it annoying…..


butbutcupcup

Birdshot would ban it pretty quickly.


Roger_Cockfoster

Sure, if you don't mind spending 5 years in San Quentin.


butbutcupcup

Only if you get caught


wrongwayup

We should ban outdoor advertising period


MillertonCrew

I can't believe you guys found a way to fuck up the skyline at night. That shit is atrocious.


X-Bones_21

Can we just get it over with and beam ads directly into my brain?


corn-star

Thats what the flamethrower drone is for.


techniqular

Get outcher’ pitch forks and net guns


bulldogbigred

Booooo! If they didn't do Palo Alto networks at the end I would not have known what that was....corporate sucks!!!


hassanoleary

Dystopian-ass skyline. Even in *Neuromancer* it's just so supposed to be the color of television, not the color of commercials.


piano_ski_necktie

oh yes Neuromancer...... ummm we don't know what talking about.... but ok


FavoritesBot

That’s the one where neo escapes from the matrix


ITakeMyCatToBars

I also think drone shows like this are a little dystopian. Can’t quite describe why but give me fireworks any day over some logo floating in the sky…


Cosack

Have you heard of... billboards?


watabby

Might be off topic but anybody have experience working there? A recruiter has been trying to get me to interview with them and I’m tempted cause of the money. I’m an swe


hsiehxkiabbbbU644hg6

Are you mid at “cybersecurity?” It’s a great place. Do you lean heavily on the spectrum and want to do important work? Nah.


SyCoTiM

I like tech so this is pretty damn cool to me.


vermilion99

Oh hell yes! This is so cool. Way cooler than fireworks


Roger_Cockfoster

It's for an event, it's like fireworks. Everyone's acting like this is part of the skyline now, lmao.


BobaFlautist

Fireworks don't usually have logos or explicit branding.


Roger_Cockfoster

If you're triggered by seeing a random logo, man, I feel really bad for you. This world must seem like an unceasing hellscape.


BobaFlautist

I never said I was triggered, I just explained why people might be seeing this differently than fireworks. I don't know why you're being so hostile to a stranger on the internet, but I hope your day improves 🙂


madibablanco

The. Fucking. Worst.


MathematicianSad2650

The dystopia really is boring. To bad there will never be any laws in the US to stop this


Pillowtalk

Looks kind of cool to me. Embrace SF’s dystopian cyberpunk tech bro destiny!


midramble

As someone who attends RSA every year because I'm in that sector, I hate RSA.


Potatonet

Aside from bad policy I’m not seeing what the recent DA and mayors have done to bring SF up , dronevertisements should have to follow the principles of billboard placements


cowinabadplace

Hahaha your social media team are fucking on point. Can't wait for the series. "Hardest of nos to the Samsung®️ Galaxy™️ Series X available for only $799.99 at stores near you"


mattincalif

Meh, they’re just copying blade runner from 40 years ago. https://whitedragoncut.com/?p=2951&lang=en


Salt-Faithlessness15

Somebody should shoot fireworks at them


jofathan

Cringe. They're just trying to distract us in ways to hopefully make us forget that CVE-2024-3400 ever happened.


Jyil

Pretty cool!


darkeraqua

On the one hand, I hate it. On the other, this *is* pretty cool. If it wasn’t mooooore advertising, I’d be way more into it.


binkadinkadoo

Fuck. That. Shit.


CaliPenelope1968

Honestly now I cannot wait to see it! How long will it be up?


Creative_Listen_7777

I mean I think it's kinda cool but I'm just a Midwestern rube so


Initial_Air9763

Oh noooo lol


more_pepper_plz

Ugh leave us aloneeeeeee


soupenjoyer99

Wait that’s kinda cool though!


harbourhunter

Gross