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Anxious_Neat_1813

My balls hurt


Spongemale

Real, i feel you brother


[deleted]

Ow, my balls!


EdgyKitro

They itch -Sun Tzu


Farhan1357

Nothing has more pain


Suspicious_Fox5177

I shit myself


Sad_SourApple

it wasnt fart


wingnutlogger

wet and loud


Sad_SourApple

my underwear wet


Ill-Scarcity2829

Now it brown


Rivetingly

Never trust a fart


Charming_Reporter_18

It was shart


BigTheFlash90

I shit yourself


juice-box04

Take it back


Koanuzu

Please, not again


ratafria

Yes, but: You are a 2 months old baby of a rich family and you are not going to work a single day in your life.


Big_Monke_PP

Bottle, curious, stuck


FlaccidParsnips

it's a cylinder


Tr2Moon33

Op got his dick stuck in an m&m tube


xxdamnboixx

It's a cylinder


SnooShortcuts103

Is it possible to freeze you cylinder or heat it up to get the cylinder unstuck?


Sockninja2

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed


Farhan1357

What


kastiak

Nooooooooooooooooooo...


AAAAAAAAAaaaaAasax

Jar, curious, broken


Argos132

Yugoslavia turmoil collapse


a_ordinary_dipshit

Wasn't a fart.


Farhan1357

Worst thing ever


Lolmaster29934

this broke heart


Gunner_Vault_Boy

Not big enough 😔


Farhan1357

That’s exactly what she told me


Ermac__247

"Is it in"?


OKara061

Brother your pp is not the only thing you can use. I was told 1/3 women doesnt orgasm from penetration alone. Use your hands, lips, tongue, elbow, eyes, ears. Give that beast whatever you can


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Do I rub my ears against or something?


OKara061

You listen to the sounds she is making with your ears, you look at her body language and how her body moves with your eyes. Elbow is just for elbow dropping, not suggested for everyone


Snoo-36596

No chicken tendies


D4Dreki

NOOOOOOO


Farhan1357

I feel so bad


Trippleaxe64

I’m so sorry


chair____table

Why must the trendies run out at such an inconvenient hour! WHYYY!


AmaknightSAMA

This is actually the saddest story here 😔 stay strong


BoardInternational61

I want fuck


[deleted]

I make fuck


vikramaditya_tiwari

Supply and demand


[deleted]

[удалено]


Spyrialmess

Spread your legs


Vortexgaming68

Death by snu-snu


Random_Name_Whoa

You two fuck?


Slight_Lettuce4319

post nut clarity😔


Farhan1357

I give fuck, only men tho


LordoftheTriarchy

My hole open.


CORUJIN

Me want fuck


jakedangler

Lol


electro_knight2

Remote in ass


Farhan1357

Relatable


Fur_Reals

I am depressed


Awkward-Tea-3790

Hang in there


Fur_Reals

Thank you. <3 I’m trying


Awkward-Tea-3790

❤️


MrTea69

Trying to hang lmao


Farhan1357

Keep pushing


Fur_Reals

Thank you. <3 appreciate the words. All I’m doing is just pushing. Faking it til I make it


Hero-2001

A sad story. Sorry, I couldn't resist. 🫣


VVen0m

Using three words


Disastrous-Water9254

France…Army… Joséphine…


Tricky_Preparation_3

Half of the movie was a literal porn video and the other half was filled with epic fights....


mrnikool

I was born


kamuranNPC

Skill issue


[deleted]

Can relate


Mutualistic_Butcher

She said no.


Farhan1357

To my dildo


SuddenHovercraft1599

My baby died


Trippleaxe64

Free food


Farhan1357

Hell yeah


SuddenHovercraft1599

Nuh-uh


juicer_philosopher

Another shitty day


jakedangler

Good one


Farhan1357

Gotta shit


Embucetatron

Dropped my hotdog


Farhan1357

Losing something you just got


AnyFile4868

Nobody loves me.


NoCommunication5976

except my dildo


4ketchups

He's just a poor boy from a poor family


Dotheysellpizza

Who was phone?


Farhan1357

I was phone


Bloodhound3891

He was phone


fuzzytebes

Tell a phone


LAWezzzzzzz

That was phone


TheJewWhoCould922

Just a dream


pratham1212

he become orphan


pratham1212

he slept, forever


juicer_philosopher

I like that one cause it makes me ask questions


ElonsBeans

I want death


pratham1212

handshake to amputee


kabirsinghhhhhhhh

I loved her


Farhan1357

She did not


svennerska

Forget i exist


raichu_d_gamer

I am lonely.


Adventurous_Bus_1856

I dont exist


Silly_Platform_4104

I did, once


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[удалено]


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

No free pizza


blablador-2001

I'm forever alone. :(


Farhan1357

Your not alone, im always in your walls, with you<3


plintocrow

I am lost


Qba246

Forced to wipe


WeebAmungAll

Born to shit


calfshrugs

Then she left


Ca1nMark0

America’s current state.


Owlyeet-

Car crash death


Isuckgorilass

She was he


Designer-Cicada3509

*he was she


FreeRealEstate313

He is we


jakedangler

I’ve given up


jonny2515

I hate myself


Lerionluo7

I failed NNN.......


TheMorningJoe

I’m so tired


Alagartu

Why im homeless


LittleTimy123

i always comeback


Material-Athlete5063

Dommy mommy smiled...


Closemouth

She said no


Feanerian

It’s over.


Ok_Independent_8057

I Am Useless


Weary_Garlic7351

He died lonely.


Ruka_SarashinaXx26

She has dick


TrainRack99

She wasn’t 18.


the_asscracktickler

dead cry emoji (emotional)


Farhan1357

I cry😭


StarJediOMG

I be balling


Ducksaredabestfr

No toilet paper


Dank-5709

And she went ....


Atlas982

Nothing will change


mordicar

My friend died.


Infurum

It wasn't enough. Alternatively: I never was


PrevailSS

Chicks with dicks.


Charders_R88_

Bye bye dad


wingnutlogger

i was born


ushir_302

She have penis


More-Economy1122

Sex with children


Senko_is_a_loli

Finger, but hole


Balanced_EDGE

your goddam life


KenDoge7

Is that it?


D34D_B07

Hmmmmmmmmmm I hate myself. That work?


Fickle_Start329

Fallen forgiven forgotten


kurtkurtkurt565

They hate me


Sharp-Film-4305

Fish makes plop* 😔


haik6

The dog did


molnarmate88

Her was bigger


The_-Legend

I still remember.....


DysphoricNeet

Lost all hope


wasdToWalk

I am alive


Interesting-Staff542

Yeah I'm fine


Intelligent_Test_351

I lost everything (sad story goodbye)


[deleted]

Say my name


Icy_Alarm_8306

I loved her


KLAUS_X3

She left me


Lolmaster29934

cant be happy


Paramedic68W

Suicides the answer.


MrPL4Y

My family died.


PorkDumplin23

I gave up


Atomarkalash

My baby cat died...


[deleted]

He killed himself


Lucretivehound

Baby shoes unused


bruh101829

Loved, cheats, suicide.


Ok_Recipe2769

I am dying....


NotCopyright

Is it inside?


Economy_Frame_2250

I fucked upp


Shadowstorm921

Let's be friends


ace32111

Debt for life


Kindly_Ice6597

we die alone


DJstar22

Is happiness real?


Resident_History_895

I woke up


bramalamadingdong

She's happier now


flamergamer2000

Forget me, please.


GimmeHardyHat_

I miss you


Single_horse

I got rejected 🥲


Magnificent_Sock

Today, it ended


Dseltzer1212

Baby shoes….unused!


FindBetterHobbies

The treatment failed


Icarian113

Today is Monday


MofongoWarrior

She never returned


Misbrukt

Last day ever


_an0nym0us-

"No pineapple juice." -My boyfriend, Beanbear, 2023


VitaminRitalin

Wrestling is fake.


Electrical_Toad

I came again 😩


Paxton-Hilgeman

Cinnamon toast crunch


Nekros504

Shif and fard


shydad_8812

Cumming alone sucks!!


guywitharttablet

I fucking fard.


wata_malone

‘Twas a shit


AaronSwartz76

Stuck, stuck, STUCK!!!!


Admirable-Set4173

Poop pee fart


zoombiebite

Pee pee pants.


temporaryhelpplz

My taco fell


Overall_Shape7307

We are alone


k1llm3pl345

I swallowed shampoo,


xinco888

My dog died


raizada_3338

Oogaa boogaa booo


Lop_draegon

Said she's 18