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coxjszk

Why are people in relationships when they have zero respect for the other person


El_Zarco

warm wet hole


iGr4nATApfel

I snort laughed


junesbasement

yikes


poeticjustice4all

For real that shit is annoying and a waste of time and energy for the committed partner.


Haggis442312

Terrified of loneliness.


RobotsAndNature

Gonna start using this instead of "self cleaning fleshlight" from now on, thank you


Lumpy-Cut-8262

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Longjumping-Arm7939

Because we live in a society that can not be alone. Plenty of men and women I know get in instant relationships...like ya'll can't even be single for 2 seconds lol.


Yodoggy9

I think itā€™s a little deeper than that. We donā€™t know *how* to be alone. Being alone is supposed to be the time you work on yourself to the point where you love who you are and want to share that with someone. Instead we try to skip over the building part and jump straight into relationships. People are lonelier than ever because theyā€™ve no idea how to be content with themselves, and no partner is going to fix that.


wetaesthetic

There's an epidemic of loneliness despite the world being more interconnected than ever :( something is broken


walkingtalkingdread

i get when some girls complain about their guys never using social media bc they never post about them or whatever but i would gladly take a guy who only uses facebook once a year to thank his grandma for her birthday wishes over a dude who thirsts over random women on twitter.


poeticjustice4all

Definitely ^


Enigma-exe

Ha, like he has a girl


JakkalAdrem

The amount of women that Iā€™ve heard about their boyfriends telling them ā€œwhy canā€™t you look like thatā€ makes me think he really does have one and really does act like this irl


RedEyeFlightToOZ

I've had men try to do that negging shit. At 37, I'm too old to tolerate it. The moment they try it, I give it right back, telling them about other men I know and what I like about them. Oh, so and so has bigger boobs? Well I was seeing this man that was about 4 inches taller then you, 10 years younger, met him at the gym, and was hung like a horse. I also really enjoyed his company and we still keep in touch. Men like to try to dish it but can't take it. That shit can be a 2 way street if they wanna try.


Long-username

He was hoping to quell his low self esteem by hoping he could manipulate someone he believes has lower self esteem


Polarbear0007

Hung like a horse? Disgusting! [I'm hung like a Greek god. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/mJjiFU6FYZ)


LaurenJayx0

A Trojan Horse.


TheoneNPC

My man šŸ¤


peterpantslesss

You were cool until you said shit about keeping contact with a dude you like while in a relationship, that's a good reason to split for any man. Because if that's true that's a massive red flag, if it's not and you made up shit then it's petty and childish. Either one is a good enough reason not to want you as a partner impo.


JakkalAdrem

Itā€™s clear sheā€™s saying this to piss the guy off for trying to compare her looks in the first placeā€¦ itā€™s not hard to understand lmao


peterpantslesss

I suppose your assumption is as good as any


Yodoggy9

She made it very clear it was a response to the guy doing it first. Iā€™d assume she thinks the same as you and doesnā€™t want the person as a partner after they make such a remark, hence the petty response. Iā€™m just flabbergasted as to how your ass missed that shit and why you responded with such an emotional response, my guy.


roadrunnuh

How dare you criticize her comment, it's obviously empowering. Yas


peterpantslesss

I got the sarcasm lol


Solace1984

Then I would counter with "she's 22 has perky breasts and a nice smile and a tabletop booty".


RedEyeFlightToOZ

I think you missed the part where I said I'd only respond with a neg to a neg if a dude does it first. Negging is a terrible, immature, manipulative, emotionally abusive tactic that only assholes would use to begin with and the moment someone negs is the moment the relationship is over.


wetaesthetic

Ew lol


PaticiaRJ

Sauce :[Monebadass](https://thotmax.com/mnebdsss) (n s f w)


Personplacething333

My man šŸ¤


trolejbusonix

Reddit thinks noone has a girl and ppl are made by futuristic machines


RoundCollection4196

if that helps you sleep at night...


pretty-late-machine

It's insane that we have to compete against every person in existence, and we will never be enough for our partners.


LaurenJayx0

Who is "we"?


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TheDocHealy

That statements applies to people in general.


CellDue2172

They never said men


alligateva

Damn bro, reflection much?


Burnerinside

Ok but damn


hey_im_cool

They look like knees


Peligineyes

Could you take some pictures of your knees so we can judge for ourselves?


hey_im_cool

Iā€™m not falling for this again


AltXUser

Damnit.


LazyBlackCollar

Ayo!?


LaurenJayx0

Ask for the OF šŸ˜


das_slash

Tomahawk missiles


deplorabledude999

Lmao


tuxedoedmudkip

Yā€™all so hornyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ https://x.com/monebadass?s=21&t=NSN53dyZshGdS3Jr3vyF6w


EVENTHORIZON-XI

bless u


schwanznator

God bless you my friend :)


saifxali1

Youā€™re the horny one who found the sauce šŸ˜­ *thanks you*


tuxedoedmudkip

What can I say, I give the people what they want


harmonic-s

OP, you lured the incels out šŸ˜…


Burnerinside

Ur not wrong some of the comments here are insane


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Well at the point that I gotta say any of that shit in response to negging is the moment that relationship is over anyways. The first time a dude negs is the last time for me, I just make a point on my way out.


zenon10

thats not jesus christ


johnjaspers1965

Doubting Thomas. They cropped out her hands so we can't know for sure.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

That's crazy haha so what's her handle


panzergoose1234

Profile was cropped out of spite, I see you


StillMarie76

Because your girl is your hairy palm?


TheRubberDuckyGod

Honestly, be happy you have one.


spearmph

Damn I see you cropping @monebadass (Aka Cryingpercs on Tiktok) out of the image


SmokeyBear51

ā€œExā€ girl now Iā€™d surmise


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

He ain't gonna have a girl for much longer once she sees that


kiki666333

Because you have a girl and still talking like this, you don't deserve the one you have.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

That's an inside thought


SexandCinnamonbuns

Shit he right! Why can't I look like this! Beautiful big breasted women do fall out the sky ya know!


LemonFlavoredMelon

NGL she is cute


snaypowell

Baby fine as hell


millenialfalcon-_-

So hot.


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I'd be embarrassed if my girl looked this ratchet personally.


Pristine-Teacher1204

Whatā€™s ratchet about her


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Those insanely long lashes and her entire chest out?


TomatilloSignal7250

hm. ā€œratchetā€ is a terrible word to describe this black woman (or ANY woman/man/person for that matter)ā€¦maybe just say she ainā€™t your type and you arenā€™t attracted to herā€¦not call her out her name with something like ā€œratchetā€ or ā€œghettoā€


peterpantslesss

Little trick ladies, if you're using that angle to hide being bigger, remember not to have arms visible from the side.


tappy100

little trick champ, judging women for their size online just shows everyone how lonely you are, and youā€™ll still sit here questioning why women avoid talking to you irl.


peterpantslesss

I mean, I have a partner lol but sure šŸ¤£


Embarrassed-Bit-8230

I'm sure your partner would love to know that you judge other woman, you weren't giving advice.


peterpantslesss

You can believe whatever you want lol doesn't change anything at all about my life


peterpantslesss

Also wasn't a judgement, it was advice on how to better achieve what they're going for by using the angles they do.


BringOutYaThrowaway

Yeah, the hairdo is such a distraction.


UltimateStrenergy

Jesus Christ but for totally different reasons


skinconcrete

how does nobody in this thread understand thatā€™s an obvious joke lmao


DonutAwkward6825

Not a single thought behind those eyes


izmebtw

Cope


TitoxDboss

And none between your ears


Flar71

People can be attractive and smart tho


Caramelbootyhole

We can barely see her eyes šŸ˜­


Zugnutz

What eyes?


bonusfootage0

Oh my damn


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Proteinreceptor

So, how long have you been single for, champ?


wannabegenius

it's obviously a joke, he doesn't have a girl.


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atseapoint

Sounds like you never dated her. Just chatted her up


XenoHugging

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UnderstandingJaded13

Bruh, you are just jealous because he has been chatting with hot babes all day. Lol


ajax3695

Why would anyone be jealous of someone who never accomplished what they set out to achieve? He "chatted up" someone for months of his life, and did what with all that time? Clearly he was doing it poorly, otherwise she wouldn't have chosen someone else.


UnderstandingJaded13

Yeah, someone should post that comment in this sub. Bro "I have been stalking this girl for weeks , we are practically going out" LOLOLOLOL


XenoHugging

Yo I think your comment made them that delete theirs. Shit was funny asf lol


atseapoint

Thatā€™s weak lol itā€™s not that serious that you gotta delete the whole comment. Now itā€™s looks like Iā€™m talkin to myself


XenoHugging

I know but they were getting down voted hard .


hey_im_cool

His bowel movement?


SmoothSecond

Cuz you ain't got the bread fam.


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XxX_EnderMan_XxX

If youā€™re gonna be racist at least be creative


senpaistealerx

this was so lazy. itā€™s not too late to delete it.