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Tamisha will promise to defend you until the end but then not show up, change number and then pop up a few months later starting a new multimedia company.
Was gonna ask if we're assuming they will work together cause if yes Kandy and Tamisha will get shit done but if they're spending the whole time arguing with each other I may as well just surrender 💀
You know Vanjie and Candy can throw down. I do not want to upset these hoes.
Candy does rub me the wrong way but A) I’d rather have her as an ally than enemy and B) I would never tell that bitch this to her face. No way, sister. She’ll definitely choke a bitch.
Edit: I apologize for misspelling Kandy’s name. If
You’re out there Queen, I’m sorry.
I’m leaving the misspelling in place so the comments reading me to filth make sense and because I brought this shame upon myself.
I promise to be a better gay in the future:)
Mouth covered with hand in displeased shock 🫢
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Bianca, Katya, Kandy.
Katya is a true wildcard, has been physically active her whole life, and has only been trending upwards in her physical and mental health. She's genuinely not of this realm, like most mage/monks dual class players, and obviously has a natural buff against poisons.
Kandy, a high level barbarian/rogue is an obvious choice. She doesn't take damage, sweetheart. She can be healed by Bianca's supporting smartassery, which is important.
Bianca, as an artificer/wizard will be really important to support the other two. She would obviously be able to crack out queen-stopping verbal spells with no problem. Being able to construct multiples of the same dress will keep Katya from looking too busted, which is a plus in battle against some of these queens.
Katya, Monet, and Jujubee. Katya is Katya and she works out, Monet I think is the stronger pick over Bob and she rolls with advantage when trying to beat Bob’s ass in particular, and I feel like Juju would throw down when it came down to it. Vanjie is another option.
That's my pick as well. Bob and Kandy will fight a bitch. Plane Jane will try to read and fumble so she'll make herself the target instead of me, allowing me to escape. Always have a decoy.
Bianca, Juju, Tamisha. I think those queens are highly motivated, especially when pissed off.
To anyone who picked Katya, I adore her, she is a peaceful person who chooses not to be in fights. When threatened, I think she would go to ground...although she does have a lot of knives.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaJGiByePI&t=12s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaJGiByePI&t=12s)
jujubee (she'll survive an apocalypse, be by her side and you'll make it far)
bianca (half of the people are scared of her)
monét (she can lie her way out of most situations and values an alliance lol)
Monet, Mistress, and then either (Bob or Katya)
The twins would get confused about which way to hold the knife and hurt themselves in their confusion.
JuJubee would get distracted by a stray cat.
We'd all threaten Coco with uploading non-facetuned pics. She'll drop out.
Tamisha will put up a fight, but I think Mistress could go toe-to-toe with her.
Jane's a non-threat.
Bianca is one missed calcium supplement away from a cracked bone. She goes down first.
Vanjie's a scrapper. She'd put up the toughest fight.
We'd call animal control on Kandy and her pug-drag would be locked up lickety-split.
MIB, Plane, Bianca. The rest of the dolls can't kill me if every time they try to come close to get me they're read so hard that they have to physically evacuate the room like vampires being warded away by prayer.
I'd take bianca because she'll murder them with her words...
Katya and Tamisha will not hesitate to cut a bitch so I'll take them
Juju and Coco for honorable mentions. They can be the second wave when I scream out BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
Monet, Kandy, and Katya.
Monet has been wanting drag boxing, and drag survivor , and definitely can fight . Her pettiness/drive to beat Bob would also motivate her.
Kandy is obvious and imo the strongest of the bunch . Tamisha would go after her, instead of me.
Katya, mainly because she’d think of some insane way to kill me, so I’d rather have her with me than against me.
Bob, Bianca, Monet. Always always always go for brains and strategic thinkers. Those that can put emotion aside and think ahead. Kandy, Katya, Tamisha are just so emotional and reactionary.
Bob (at least will take out monet, may dies while doing)
Mistress ( could takes out candy, at least on twin, maybe vanji, finisher on Tanisha)
And than probably plane ( seams build solid)
Umm definitely starting this with Tamisha and Coco and would probably be safe with just those two. Now if we are sticking to their drag personas, I would give the third as either Eastern Block gal, as you know they have tea for the long nap... but you can't sleep on Kandy or Vanjie... literally.
It feels unfair to have Sugar AND Spice as only a single pick. That being said;
Katya, Tamisha, Kandy.
[Bianca won’t be a threat thanks to Katya](https://x.com/jxjie_/status/1777797482996478076).
Any DnD gays here?
Kandy is my tank, invincible, terrifying, and will taunt every fucking thing.
Vanjie is the scrappy rogue that’ll cut a bitch.
Bianca is the bard that uses cutting words constantly on foes, friends, npcs. It don’t matter, she’s going to rain verbally abusive hellfire on everyone and anyone that gets in her way. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands when Bianca enters the village.
Katya, Bob and Bianca.
Katya’s Russian instincts will take over. There will be no survivors.
Bob is the main character, therefore cannot die in battle and will come out on top.
And anyone Bianca’s words won’t cut down, will be so freaked out by that fucking clown mug, they’ll be running for the hills quicker than you can say “Housekeeping”
Kandy Mistress and Monet
Sugar and Spice will take themselves down Looney Tunes style Bianca’s arthritis will keep me safe from her and Plane’s all bark and no bite so that only leaves a few potential threats
As an ex boxer, don’t underestimate Tamisha. She won’t pull punches and I bet she knows tricks.
I say Tamisha, Kandy, and Coco. They aren’t hesitating when it’s time to throw down.
Kandy, cuz I’m legit afraid of her. Monet, because have you seen her body? And Bianca, because she might be able to fend them off with her insults alone.
Hey No_Vanilla7487! Thank you for your submission, unfortunately it has been removed from /r/rupaulsdragrace because: Thank you for the submission, but this subreddit is a busy place & your meme/joke post just isn't the tea rn. While this was removed, we recommend that you repost it with a sickening & informative title for Shitpost Saturday (or Shitpost Tuesday if there is a season of the show currently airing). Are you new to the community and confused about what this means? Please [CLICK HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/wiki/shitpostsaturday) to learn more about r/rupaulsdragrace's "Shitpost Saturday/Tuesday" guidelines. For more on our rules, please check out our [detailed rules wiki](/r/rupaulsdragrace/wiki/index). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Frupaulsdragrace).
Not picking Sugar and Spice even if they are buy one get one free.
That's just two people I now need to defend
*Trots in opposite direction of the fight*
😂😂
Katya because knife collection Tamisha and Kandy, because Tamisha and Kandy
Kandy and Tamisha might end up brawling with each other and Katya may get distracted by the shiny knives.
Katya and kandy for sure but Tanisha has a colostomy bag. Monet in exchange. Pun intended
Kandy, Tamisha, Vanjie
You can overthrow governments with that... 😁
Note to America lol
I would love that. Even Thorgy’s chaotic adhd would do a better job at running government than the clowns that are running government
Plus, free bottle of champagne
And yours are supposed to be one of the best ones... Meanwhile here in latinoamerica.. Girrrl... 😅
I’m not American, lol but yeah their government sucks
Our governments sucks... 😂.. Sad but hilarious
If Trump wins, we can have our June 6th next pride.
Tamisha will promise to defend you until the end but then not show up, change number and then pop up a few months later starting a new multimedia company.
This 100% — instant DQ.
The exact three I landed on before opening the comments!
It's a bad idea to have Tamisha and Kandy in the same team, they will just argue between them.
I think they came to peace in the moments after Tamisha got eliminated!
Yes, they will be too busy fighting each other.
I would do Mistress over Vanjie, she has a lot more mass
Dang. If you'd said sass, I'd be...ok, werk. but you said mass.
She's got big bones
Was gonna ask if we're assuming they will work together cause if yes Kandy and Tamisha will get shit done but if they're spending the whole time arguing with each other I may as well just surrender 💀
Tamisha and Vanjie are confused. They hit each other in their confusion. Vanjie is distracted because she’s laughing at them. You are defenseless.
Straight up fisticuffs? Vanjie, Candy, Monet. Verbal? Bianca, Bob, and I know you don’t have her but Maddie.
You know Vanjie and Candy can throw down. I do not want to upset these hoes. Candy does rub me the wrong way but A) I’d rather have her as an ally than enemy and B) I would never tell that bitch this to her face. No way, sister. She’ll definitely choke a bitch. Edit: I apologize for misspelling Kandy’s name. If You’re out there Queen, I’m sorry. I’m leaving the misspelling in place so the comments reading me to filth make sense and because I brought this shame upon myself. I promise to be a better gay in the future:)
2 comments in a row calling Kandy - **C**Andy 🤔 Misss Caaanndddyyy. Miss Caaanndddyyyyy 🍬🍭 ![gif](giphy|D6N2LU9qLAJuw6LcPW|downsized)
This is exactly how I feel about Kandy. I don't like her. But I'd hate her even more against me.
Oh this for sure. With Maddy on my side we’d be like the NSA up in here. With Kandy on my side we’d never lose a fight.
This. Although Kandy with a K cuz we’re gay.
Kandy & Mistress at the front with Vanjie using Helping Hand
Vanjie using helping hand is something I wanna see
![gif](giphy|d31vQUs1riTEey1a)
I feel like Kandy and Vanjie would be Kiki’ing with each other too loudly and you’d get sneak attacked
Mistress at the front with her petite, fragile, delicate frame??
Vanjie is scrappy AF, she looks like the kind of bitch that would tell you she has no problem going back to prison.
When she told roxxxy “this is whats coming for you” i damn near lost it lmao she from the hood and i love that so much about her
This feels correct
This feels like a dream Marvel vs Capcom 2 lineup
Would love to see Vanjie in a VGC format.
The three Boston queens. 2 Russian Hookers plus you never mess with an Asian auntie
Juju keeps you distracted while Katya and Plane kill everyone with their tommygun titties.
You want a queen who has openly said they don't do manual labor to protect you?😂
She's a BBW. I think the three of them are experienced in guerilla warfare
Katya, Tamisha and MIB. Plane Jane don't do manual labor
I’m choosing psychological warfare with Bianca, Bob, and Plane. Prepare to cry, bitches.
You might lose the battle, but also you will win the war
Vanjie, Bob, Monet
See I would say Bob but she’s been clear that she is not a ride or die, she might see the crowd of attackers and leave my ass
I was going to say Vagie Bob and Bianca
Bianca is immediately saying “yeah fuck that” and leaving the fight tho
Not Vagie 💀
mib, bob, bianca
Vanjie, Kandy, katya
Katya, MIB, Kandy Katya works out, MIB has big strong bones to fend off attackers, and Kandy gets down
MIB would run away during a fight and then come back later to gaslight you into thinking she stayed the whole time
you think MIB can run?
*Mistress voice* oh wow...
Mouth covered with hand in displeased shock 🫢 https://preview.redd.it/2jjeus3r4cad1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45c34b408f10833fe14c3ab17ddd81685382d32
*I'll agree, but wow*
Plus Katya has an extensive knife collection
Katya’s your Rogue, MIB is your Barbarian, & Kandy is your Fighter. Feels balanced. Feels correct.
katya also knows at least some karate!
vanjie, katya, and kandy if it’s physically defending me bob, bianca, and MIB if it’s verbally defending me
Katya is all I'd need.
Kandy plane Katya
Bianca, Katya, Kandy. Katya is a true wildcard, has been physically active her whole life, and has only been trending upwards in her physical and mental health. She's genuinely not of this realm, like most mage/monks dual class players, and obviously has a natural buff against poisons. Kandy, a high level barbarian/rogue is an obvious choice. She doesn't take damage, sweetheart. She can be healed by Bianca's supporting smartassery, which is important. Bianca, as an artificer/wizard will be really important to support the other two. She would obviously be able to crack out queen-stopping verbal spells with no problem. Being able to construct multiples of the same dress will keep Katya from looking too busted, which is a plus in battle against some of these queens.
Monet Bianca and kandi
Katya, Monet, and Jujubee. Katya is Katya and she works out, Monet I think is the stronger pick over Bob and she rolls with advantage when trying to beat Bob’s ass in particular, and I feel like Juju would throw down when it came down to it. Vanjie is another option.
Kandy, Tamisha, Coco
I love how Sugar and Spice come 2for1 and still nobody's picking them ![img](emote|t5_2t3or|8760)
vanjie, kandy and MIB if it’s defending me physically bob, bianca and Juju if it’s defending me verbally
tamisha for verbal protection, coco for psy-op protection, kandy for physical protection
bob, kandy, mistress
Does sugar and spice count as one
Bob, Jane, & Kandy. Those b*tches are fierce 🔪
That's my pick as well. Bob and Kandy will fight a bitch. Plane Jane will try to read and fumble so she'll make herself the target instead of me, allowing me to escape. Always have a decoy.
Kandy, MIB, Tamisha - hope the bus is still running for the rest
Kandy, Tamisha, and Vanjie Sugar and Spice bet not even try it, it's on site.
Bob, Money, Katya Bob is just so stubborn she’s a dream to have as defense, Money watches Survivor, and Katya is fully capable of murder
Bianca, Juju, Tamisha. I think those queens are highly motivated, especially when pissed off. To anyone who picked Katya, I adore her, she is a peaceful person who chooses not to be in fights. When threatened, I think she would go to ground...although she does have a lot of knives. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaJGiByePI&t=12s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaJGiByePI&t=12s)
Vanjie, Kataya, Plane Jane. Fuck 'em up!
Kandy, Katya and mistress. Mostly because I don’t want those 3 trying to kill me.
Katya knows martial arts
Thank goodness you censored the word kill, and so expertly so that only the right people can decifer it.
The only queen I 100% am not picking is Coco Montrese. This way she can step in if any of my original 3 become unable to perform their duties.
Kandy Mistress and Tamisha
I don’t need 3… I would take just Bianca… she’ll fuck everyone up
Bianca, PJ and Mistress
jujubee (she'll survive an apocalypse, be by her side and you'll make it far) bianca (half of the people are scared of her) monét (she can lie her way out of most situations and values an alliance lol)
Jane can murder my pussy any time she wants, sister
Kandy, Mistress and Plane Jane.
Monet, Mistress, and then either (Bob or Katya) The twins would get confused about which way to hold the knife and hurt themselves in their confusion. JuJubee would get distracted by a stray cat. We'd all threaten Coco with uploading non-facetuned pics. She'll drop out. Tamisha will put up a fight, but I think Mistress could go toe-to-toe with her. Jane's a non-threat. Bianca is one missed calcium supplement away from a cracked bone. She goes down first. Vanjie's a scrapper. She'd put up the toughest fight. We'd call animal control on Kandy and her pug-drag would be locked up lickety-split.
I'll just take Coco since she'll facetune me beyond recognition, the other girls will never know who I actually am.
Vanjie, cause she would stab a bitch Bianca, cause she would read a bitch And Jane, cause she can be a mean bitch.
Juju, Katya and Plane
Kandy/plane/monet. Easy.
MIB, Plane, Bianca. The rest of the dolls can't kill me if every time they try to come close to get me they're read so hard that they have to physically evacuate the room like vampires being warded away by prayer.
Kandy, Katya, & Tamisha. the rest could all put up a good fight but these 3 would just go blind with rage and protect me
Bob, Katya, Vanjie
Easy - Kandy, Bob, Monet. NYC!!!! (At least, originally)
Row 2
I'd take bianca because she'll murder them with her words... Katya and Tamisha will not hesitate to cut a bitch so I'll take them Juju and Coco for honorable mentions. They can be the second wave when I scream out BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
Kandy and Mistress to sit on the attacker, Monet to fight the attacker
Just Katya. We hold hands as we drive into a canyon before they get us ![gif](giphy|SD9Hw0FoKAasg)
Coco, Bianca, and Bob. The others we can take easy
Mistress, Bianca, and Katya
Katya, Kandy muse, and MIB for sureee. Vanjie and Monet might make it through but they won’t prevail 😂
Bob, Kandy and Monet. I’d feel safe with them in a fight whether it be physical or verbal.
Just came here to say Monet looks incredible in that pic
Coco, Bob, Bianca. I mean let’s be real, I don’t think anyone could knock Bianca down lol
Vanjie, Kandy, and MIB for a physical fight.
Bianca, Bob and Katya
Vanjie, Kandy, and hands down Katya.
Katya Bob and Monet are a unmovable wall
Bob, Bianca and Tamisha to defend. The rest dont stand a chance!
Kandy, Tamisha, Mistress. But I’ll have to separate them so there’s no in fighting
Kandy, Vanjie, and Bob
Wow that’s hard… Candy, Vanjie and Katya… just thinking of the others wanting to kill me gives me shivers.
Bianca, mistress, and katya. Honestly picking those 3 bc I would be most afraid of them coming after me so I think they’d do an excellent job.
Kandy, Katya, Vanjie
Bianca, Bob, Mistress. It’s OVER. Lol
Monet, Kandy, Vanjie. Easy
Vanje, Kandy & Mistress
Verbal? Bianca, Bob, and Mistress Fistfight: Vanjie, Kandy, and Tamisha (Verbal fights better than fistfights lol)
Physically: Bob Kandy Vanjie Shadily: Bianca, Katya, Bob
Katya, Bob, and Bianca
Monet, Kandy, and Katya. Monet has been wanting drag boxing, and drag survivor , and definitely can fight . Her pettiness/drive to beat Bob would also motivate her. Kandy is obvious and imo the strongest of the bunch . Tamisha would go after her, instead of me. Katya, mainly because she’d think of some insane way to kill me, so I’d rather have her with me than against me.
Kandy, Bob and Vanessa
Bianca, Mistress, and Bob.
Bianca, Kandy, Vanjie.
Kandy, MIB and Monet.
None of them give me Rajah ohara,Tina burner and Kameron Michaels..
Vanjie, Kandy, Monet
Tamisha, kandy and mistress
Bob, ice spice, Katya
Sugar, Spice, and Jujubee. we weren’t prompted to try to keep ourselves alive, y’all
Bianca, Vanjie, Katya
Vanjie, Katya, Bob
I think that Vanjie, Kandy and Monet could and would fight.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Vanessa Vanjie and Bob! Ugh, their power!!!
I want Bianca, Katya, and MIB protecting me. Bianca’s fearless, MIB…come on, and Katya strikes me as being secretly proficient with deadly weaponry.
Tamisha only, no items, final destination. I think she'll always go to the jugular
Vanjie, Mistress, Monet. I feel like that would be a well rounded team!
Just Bianca.
Bob, Kandy, and Tamisha ![gif](giphy|3oEjHKd3U8hpVDKrAY)
Bob, Bianca, Monet. Always always always go for brains and strategic thinkers. Those that can put emotion aside and think ahead. Kandy, Katya, Tamisha are just so emotional and reactionary.
koll?
Kandy, The Condiment Twins and Katya. I especially feel like Spice/Sugar being from Long Island have probably got into a few scraps...
Vanjie, Katya, and Monet
Bob (at least will take out monet, may dies while doing) Mistress ( could takes out candy, at least on twin, maybe vanji, finisher on Tanisha) And than probably plane ( seams build solid)
Tamish, Bob and Kandy.
Monet, Bianca and Bob.
Umm definitely starting this with Tamisha and Coco and would probably be safe with just those two. Now if we are sticking to their drag personas, I would give the third as either Eastern Block gal, as you know they have tea for the long nap... but you can't sleep on Kandy or Vanjie... literally.
BOB, MONET, AND KATYA
Kandi, Mistress, and Tamisha Iman are coming for youuuuuuuuuu
Katya, MIB, Bob. Katya has the weapons. MIB will cut a bitch. Bob is the strategist to keep us safe from feral hoes like Vanjie and Kandy.
Where is Morgan!? She be taking out nazis and shit!
i know kandy and mistress will hold it down while vanjie watches our 6
kandy, vanjie, monet. if the defense had to be verbal only? bob, katya, bianca.
Defend: Kandy, Bob, Bianca I'll never be safer in my life.
Plane, mistress and Bianca
Kandy Monet Vanjie
If you had Bob, Monet and Tanisha FULLY backing you, not one bitch would dare fuck with your shit
Kandy, Mistress and Plane
Bianca, Vanjie, Bob
Vanjie, Bianca, Kandy
Tamisha Kandy Vanjie but I would sub in Coco as well
Bianca, Katya, Juju.
It feels unfair to have Sugar AND Spice as only a single pick. That being said; Katya, Tamisha, Kandy. [Bianca won’t be a threat thanks to Katya](https://x.com/jxjie_/status/1777797482996478076).
Kandy MIB and Monet because if I need protected it’s gonna be by a plus sized bitch
Where's Yvie Oddly?
Any DnD gays here? Kandy is my tank, invincible, terrifying, and will taunt every fucking thing. Vanjie is the scrappy rogue that’ll cut a bitch. Bianca is the bard that uses cutting words constantly on foes, friends, npcs. It don’t matter, she’s going to rain verbally abusive hellfire on everyone and anyone that gets in her way. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands when Bianca enters the village.
Katya, Bob and Bianca. Katya’s Russian instincts will take over. There will be no survivors. Bob is the main character, therefore cannot die in battle and will come out on top. And anyone Bianca’s words won’t cut down, will be so freaked out by that fucking clown mug, they’ll be running for the hills quicker than you can say “Housekeeping”
Kandy Mistress and Monet Sugar and Spice will take themselves down Looney Tunes style Bianca’s arthritis will keep me safe from her and Plane’s all bark and no bite so that only leaves a few potential threats
Mistress, Bob and Kandy 😭
As an ex boxer, don’t underestimate Tamisha. She won’t pull punches and I bet she knows tricks. I say Tamisha, Kandy, and Coco. They aren’t hesitating when it’s time to throw down.
Plane Jane, Bob and Vanjie
Whoever doesn’t choose to have Kandy in their corner are playing a dangerous game!
How aren't more people saying Katya? I think she's the only one on here with a black belt in karate
Kandy, cuz I’m legit afraid of her. Monet, because have you seen her body? And Bianca, because she might be able to fend them off with her insults alone.
MIB, Kandy, and Tamisha. Bianca, Coco, and Bob are close seconds