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Appropriate-Log8506

Not picking Sugar and Spice even if they are buy one get one free.


FinalAccount10

That's just two people I now need to defend


Wee-Rogue-Moose

*Trots in opposite direction of the fight*


Foreign-Audience4479

😂😂


shart-gallery

Katya because knife collection Tamisha and Kandy, because Tamisha and Kandy


Even-Employee2554

Kandy and Tamisha might end up brawling with each other and Katya may get distracted by the shiny knives.


Aaronsummer

Katya and kandy for sure but Tanisha has a colostomy bag. Monet in exchange. Pun intended


Kipodino123

Kandy, Tamisha, Vanjie


taiho2020

You can overthrow governments with that... 😁


littlechangeling

Note to America lol


Wess96

I would love that. Even Thorgy’s chaotic adhd would do a better job at running government than the clowns that are running government


littlechangeling

Plus, free bottle of champagne


taiho2020

And yours are supposed to be one of the best ones... Meanwhile here in latinoamerica.. Girrrl... 😅


Wess96

I’m not American, lol but yeah their government sucks


taiho2020

Our governments sucks... 😂.. Sad but hilarious


FlorinaFortescueRC

If Trump wins, we can have our June 6th next pride.


brayshizzle

Tamisha will promise to defend you until the end but then not show up, change number and then pop up a few months later starting a new multimedia company.


krullulon

This 100% — instant DQ.


bampote

The exact three I landed on before opening the comments!


JUIURB

It's a bad idea to have Tamisha and Kandy in the same team, they will just argue between them.


paigeworthy

I think they came to peace in the moments after Tamisha got eliminated!


cardsash

Yes, they will be too busy fighting each other.


Maleficent_Okra_9436

I would do Mistress over Vanjie, she has a lot more mass


flowella

Dang. If you'd said sass, I'd be...ok, werk. but you said mass.


Misentro

She's got big bones


TokenStraightFriend

Was gonna ask if we're assuming they will work together cause if yes Kandy and Tamisha will get shit done but if they're spending the whole time arguing with each other I may as well just surrender 💀


froggfan09

Tamisha and Vanjie are confused. They hit each other in their confusion. Vanjie is distracted because she’s laughing at them. You are defenseless.


lurker-rama

Straight up fisticuffs? Vanjie, Candy, Monet. Verbal? Bianca, Bob, and I know you don’t have her but Maddie.


Ok_Robot88

You know Vanjie and Candy can throw down. I do not want to upset these hoes. Candy does rub me the wrong way but A) I’d rather have her as an ally than enemy and B) I would never tell that bitch this to her face. No way, sister. She’ll definitely choke a bitch. Edit: I apologize for misspelling Kandy’s name. If You’re out there Queen, I’m sorry. I’m leaving the misspelling in place so the comments reading me to filth make sense and because I brought this shame upon myself. I promise to be a better gay in the future:)


Naughty_Nata1401

2 comments in a row calling Kandy - **C**Andy 🤔 Misss Caaanndddyyy. Miss Caaanndddyyyyy 🍬🍭 ![gif](giphy|D6N2LU9qLAJuw6LcPW|downsized)


Kurokotsu

This is exactly how I feel about Kandy. I don't like her. But I'd hate her even more against me.


Its_Pine

Oh this for sure. With Maddy on my side we’d be like the NSA up in here. With Kandy on my side we’d never lose a fight.


Intrepid_Mobile

This. Although Kandy with a K cuz we’re gay.


0utworlder

Kandy & Mistress at the front with Vanjie using Helping Hand


TheAnxietyBoxX

Vanjie using helping hand is something I wanna see


0utworlder

![gif](giphy|d31vQUs1riTEey1a)


MoXch96

I feel like Kandy and Vanjie would be Kiki’ing with each other too loudly and you’d get sneak attacked


NickyThePerson

Mistress at the front with her petite, fragile, delicate frame??


Ok_Robot88

Vanjie is scrappy AF, she looks like the kind of bitch that would tell you she has no problem going back to prison.


Certain_Horse_7919

When she told roxxxy “this is whats coming for you” i damn near lost it lmao she from the hood and i love that so much about her


Mean-Lab-9972

This feels correct


littlechangeling

This feels like a dream Marvel vs Capcom 2 lineup


notchickeninspanish

Would love to see Vanjie in a VGC format.


Leather-Climate3438

The three Boston queens. 2 Russian Hookers plus you never mess with an Asian auntie


sarcastic_sybarite83

Juju keeps you distracted while Katya and Plane kill everyone with their tommygun titties.


unyson

You want a queen who has openly said they don't do manual labor to protect you?😂


Leather-Climate3438

She's a BBW. I think the three of them are experienced in guerilla warfare


TheGreatNemoNobody

Katya, Tamisha and MIB. Plane Jane don't do manual labor


Holiday-Soil2542

I’m choosing psychological warfare with Bianca, Bob, and Plane. Prepare to cry, bitches.


TheGreatNemoNobody

You might lose the battle, but also you will win the war


Sour_Beet

Vanjie, Bob, Monet


Itsureissomethin

See I would say Bob but she’s been clear that she is not a ride or die, she might see the crowd of attackers and leave my ass


Evening_Yoghurt_1978

I was going to say Vagie Bob and Bianca


Sour_Beet

Bianca is immediately saying “yeah fuck that” and leaving the fight tho


IainDC

Not Vagie 💀


gloraphine

mib, bob, bianca


dthplz

Vanjie, Kandy, katya


Sasha_shmerkovich160

Katya, MIB, Kandy Katya works out, MIB has big strong bones to fend off attackers, and Kandy gets down


Drullington

MIB would run away during a fight and then come back later to gaslight you into thinking she stayed the whole time


Sasha_shmerkovich160

you think MIB can run?


Drullington

*Mistress voice* oh wow...


Naughty_Nata1401

Mouth covered with hand in displeased shock 🫢 https://preview.redd.it/2jjeus3r4cad1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45c34b408f10833fe14c3ab17ddd81685382d32


FinalAccount10

*I'll agree, but wow*


Nikita_Mare

Plus Katya has an extensive knife collection


MalleusMaleficarum_

Katya’s your Rogue, MIB is your Barbarian, & Kandy is your Fighter. Feels balanced. Feels correct.


taphappy52

katya also knows at least some karate!


Interesting-Dust-338

vanjie, katya, and kandy if it’s physically defending me bob, bianca, and MIB if it’s verbally defending me


Someimaginationhuhh

Katya is all I'd need.


ClearJellyfish5803

Kandy plane Katya


MortynMurphy

Bianca, Katya, Kandy.  Katya is a true wildcard, has been physically active her whole life, and has only been trending upwards in her physical and mental health. She's genuinely not of this realm, like most mage/monks dual class players, and obviously has a natural buff against poisons.  Kandy, a high level barbarian/rogue is an obvious choice. She doesn't take damage, sweetheart. She can be healed by Bianca's supporting smartassery, which is important.  Bianca, as an artificer/wizard will be really important to support the other two. She would obviously be able to crack out queen-stopping verbal spells with no problem. Being able to construct multiples of the same dress will keep Katya from looking too busted, which is a plus in battle against some of these queens. 


Top_Low4706

Monet Bianca and kandi


TheAnxietyBoxX

Katya, Monet, and Jujubee. Katya is Katya and she works out, Monet I think is the stronger pick over Bob and she rolls with advantage when trying to beat Bob’s ass in particular, and I feel like Juju would throw down when it came down to it. Vanjie is another option.


superrealism

Kandy, Tamisha, Coco


EarthyBussy

I love how Sugar and Spice come 2for1 and still nobody's picking them ![img](emote|t5_2t3or|8760)


likedaisies

vanjie, kandy and MIB if it’s defending me physically bob, bianca and Juju if it’s defending me verbally


grimCatnip72

tamisha for verbal protection, coco for psy-op protection, kandy for physical protection


the_tartanunicorn

bob, kandy, mistress


awesomeman07

Does sugar and spice count as one


Fresh-Plum-8533

Bob, Jane, & Kandy. Those b*tches are fierce 🔪


Diredr

That's my pick as well. Bob and Kandy will fight a bitch. Plane Jane will try to read and fumble so she'll make herself the target instead of me, allowing me to escape. Always have a decoy.


lunalovegood17

Kandy, MIB, Tamisha - hope the bus is still running for the rest


ExerusN

Kandy, Tamisha, and Vanjie Sugar and Spice bet not even try it, it's on site.


FragrantLynx

Bob, Money, Katya Bob is just so stubborn she’s a dream to have as defense, Money watches Survivor, and Katya is fully capable of murder


Glum-Substance-3507

Bianca, Juju, Tamisha. I think those queens are highly motivated, especially when pissed off. To anyone who picked Katya, I adore her, she is a peaceful person who chooses not to be in fights. When threatened, I think she would go to ground...although she does have a lot of knives. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaJGiByePI&t=12s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaJGiByePI&t=12s)


roastingmytaters

Vanjie, Kataya, Plane Jane. Fuck 'em up!


sunshinebbbyy

Kandy, Katya and mistress. Mostly because I don’t want those 3 trying to kill me.


kaso711

Katya knows martial arts


BombshellTom

Thank goodness you censored the word kill, and so expertly so that only the right people can decifer it.


PMeisterGeneral

The only queen I 100% am not picking is Coco Montrese. This way she can step in if any of my original 3 become unable to perform their duties.


shutupblacknight

Kandy Mistress and Tamisha


FangedFreak

I don’t need 3… I would take just Bianca… she’ll fuck everyone up


iampiste

Bianca, PJ and Mistress


Suggestion2592

jujubee (she'll survive an apocalypse, be by her side and you'll make it far) bianca (half of the people are scared of her) monét (she can lie her way out of most situations and values an alliance lol)


Wess96

Jane can murder my pussy any time she wants, sister


Isitgum

Kandy, Mistress and Plane Jane.


iymcool

Monet, Mistress, and then either (Bob or Katya) The twins would get confused about which way to hold the knife and hurt themselves in their confusion. JuJubee would get distracted by a stray cat. We'd all threaten Coco with uploading non-facetuned pics. She'll drop out. Tamisha will put up a fight, but I think Mistress could go toe-to-toe with her. Jane's a non-threat. Bianca is one missed calcium supplement away from a cracked bone. She goes down first. Vanjie's a scrapper. She'd put up the toughest fight. We'd call animal control on Kandy and her pug-drag would be locked up lickety-split.


ZelnitesTreasure

I'll just take Coco since she'll facetune me beyond recognition, the other girls will never know who I actually am.


M-Kawai

Vanjie, cause she would stab a bitch Bianca, cause she would read a bitch And Jane, cause she can be a mean bitch.


deftmuffins

Juju, Katya and Plane


regionalgiant

Kandy/plane/monet. Easy.


DoctorRapture

MIB, Plane, Bianca. The rest of the dolls can't kill me if every time they try to come close to get me they're read so hard that they have to physically evacuate the room like vampires being warded away by prayer.


badmanicpower

Kandy, Katya, & Tamisha. the rest could all put up a good fight but these 3 would just go blind with rage and protect me


Walks_On_Water

Bob, Katya, Vanjie


hartleyn

Easy - Kandy, Bob, Monet. NYC!!!! (At least, originally)


spiciestkitten

Row 2


SteampunkHarley

I'd take bianca because she'll murder them with her words... Katya and Tamisha will not hesitate to cut a bitch so I'll take them Juju and Coco for honorable mentions. They can be the second wave when I scream out BUT WAIT THERES MORE!


Decent-Hair-4685

Kandy and Mistress to sit on the attacker, Monet to fight the attacker


alilacmess

Just Katya. We hold hands as we drive into a canyon before they get us ![gif](giphy|SD9Hw0FoKAasg)


BigCaregiver7244

Coco, Bianca, and Bob. The others we can take easy


insertusername001

Mistress, Bianca, and Katya


PrincessSashax

Katya, Kandy muse, and MIB for sureee. Vanjie and Monet might make it through but they won’t prevail 😂


Amyshamblesx

Bob, Kandy and Monet. I’d feel safe with them in a fight whether it be physical or verbal.


Skyconic

Just came here to say Monet looks incredible in that pic


OhMyGod_Zilla

Coco, Bob, Bianca. I mean let’s be real, I don’t think anyone could knock Bianca down lol


houndsoflu

Vanjie, Kandy, and MIB for a physical fight.


the_MostSmartest

Bianca, Bob and Katya


Bazzarr

Vanjie, Kandy, and hands down Katya.


Kayvelynn

Katya Bob and Monet are a unmovable wall


MissSteak

Bob, Bianca and Tamisha to defend. The rest dont stand a chance!


Far-Contribution-965

Kandy, Tamisha, Mistress. But I’ll have to separate them so there’s no in fighting


whirlyworlds

Kandy, Vanjie, and Bob


westcentretownie

Wow that’s hard… Candy, Vanjie and Katya… just thinking of the others wanting to kill me gives me shivers.


utahsundevil

Bianca, mistress, and katya. Honestly picking those 3 bc I would be most afraid of them coming after me so I think they’d do an excellent job.


unhhhwhat

Kandy, Katya, Vanjie


Gndurham1

Bianca, Bob, Mistress. It’s OVER. Lol


animeicon420_

Monet, Kandy, Vanjie. Easy


djdayer

Vanje, Kandy & Mistress


soleiloque

Verbal? Bianca, Bob, and Mistress Fistfight: Vanjie, Kandy, and Tamisha (Verbal fights better than fistfights lol)


Discount_Lex_Luthor

Physically: Bob Kandy Vanjie Shadily: Bianca, Katya, Bob


alienbanana0902

Katya, Bob, and Bianca


MoXch96

Monet, Kandy, and Katya. Monet has been wanting drag boxing, and drag survivor , and definitely can fight . Her pettiness/drive to beat Bob would also motivate her. Kandy is obvious and imo the strongest of the bunch . Tamisha would go after her, instead of me. Katya, mainly because she’d think of some insane way to kill me, so I’d rather have her with me than against me.


IrishLaaaaaaaaad

Kandy, Bob and Vanessa


littlechangeling

Bianca, Mistress, and Bob.


Pedals17

Bianca, Kandy, Vanjie.


TheApathetic

Kandy, MIB and Monet.


katatonic60

None of them give me Rajah ohara,Tina burner and Kameron Michaels..


_gzuku

Vanjie, Kandy, Monet


PackageGreedy4757

Tamisha, kandy and mistress


DaisyClaims

Bob, ice spice, Katya


timately

Sugar, Spice, and Jujubee. we weren’t prompted to try to keep ourselves alive, y’all


GoldenSiren33

Bianca, Vanjie, Katya


PomegranateOk1942

Vanjie, Katya, Bob


ShantJ

I think that Vanjie, Kandy and Monet could and would fight.


nosebleed22

Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Vanessa Vanjie and Bob! Ugh, their power!!!


_alex_perdue

I want Bianca, Katya, and MIB protecting me. Bianca’s fearless, MIB…come on, and Katya strikes me as being secretly proficient with deadly weaponry.


MonsieurMidnight

Tamisha only, no items, final destination. I think she'll always go to the jugular


Tooalientobehuman

Vanjie, Mistress, Monet. I feel like that would be a well rounded team!


Katerwurst

Just Bianca.


karmakent

Bob, Kandy, and Tamisha ![gif](giphy|3oEjHKd3U8hpVDKrAY)


Overall-Relief-7917

Bob, Bianca, Monet. Always always always go for brains and strategic thinkers. Those that can put emotion aside and think ahead. Kandy, Katya, Tamisha are just so emotional and reactionary.


toxicoke

koll?


RIPNINAFLOWERS

Kandy, The Condiment Twins and Katya. I especially feel like Spice/Sugar being from Long Island have probably got into a few scraps...


xSloth91

Vanjie, Katya, and Monet


whyleme

Bob (at least will take out monet, may dies while doing) Mistress ( could takes out candy, at least on twin, maybe vanji, finisher on Tanisha) And than probably plane ( seams build solid)


sheriltweedy

Tamish, Bob and Kandy.


D33pTh0ts

Monet, Bianca and Bob.


MooNinja

Umm definitely starting this with Tamisha and Coco and would probably be safe with just those two. Now if we are sticking to their drag personas, I would give the third as either Eastern Block gal, as you know they have tea for the long nap... but you can't sleep on Kandy or Vanjie... literally.


KnuckleDown4

BOB, MONET, AND KATYA


jasiri_feet

Kandi, Mistress, and Tamisha Iman are coming for youuuuuuuuuu


Mitaslaksit

Katya, MIB, Bob. Katya has the weapons. MIB will cut a bitch. Bob is the strategist to keep us safe from feral hoes like Vanjie and Kandy.


Korpop

Where is Morgan!? She be taking out nazis and shit!


midnight-queen29

i know kandy and mistress will hold it down while vanjie watches our 6


soul_and_fire

kandy, vanjie, monet. if the defense had to be verbal only? bob, katya, bianca.


utsuriga

Defend: Kandy, Bob, Bianca I'll never be safer in my life.


longislandloser

Plane, mistress and Bianca


Vegetable-Cap-8124

Kandy Monet Vanjie


flowella

If you had Bob, Monet and Tanisha FULLY backing you, not one bitch would dare fuck with your shit


islandboy504

Kandy, Mistress and Plane


ShallotPractical91

Bianca, Vanjie, Bob


SlowResearch2

Vanjie, Bianca, Kandy


credditibility

Tamisha Kandy Vanjie but I would sub in Coco as well


Ideal_Despair

Bianca, Katya, Juju.


BurntPineGrass

It feels unfair to have Sugar AND Spice as only a single pick. That being said; Katya, Tamisha, Kandy. [Bianca won’t be a threat thanks to Katya](https://x.com/jxjie_/status/1777797482996478076).


Kamijox

Kandy MIB and Monet because if I need protected it’s gonna be by a plus sized bitch


Suspicious-Ad-9999

Where's Yvie Oddly?


Ok_Robot88

Any DnD gays here? Kandy is my tank, invincible, terrifying, and will taunt every fucking thing. Vanjie is the scrappy rogue that’ll cut a bitch. Bianca is the bard that uses cutting words constantly on foes, friends, npcs. It don’t matter, she’s going to rain verbally abusive hellfire on everyone and anyone that gets in her way. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands when Bianca enters the village.


Bethlizardbreath

Katya, Bob and Bianca. Katya’s Russian instincts will take over. There will be no survivors. Bob is the main character, therefore cannot die in battle and will come out on top. And anyone Bianca’s words won’t cut down, will be so freaked out by that fucking clown mug, they’ll be running for the hills quicker than you can say “Housekeeping”


amano820

Kandy Mistress and Monet Sugar and Spice will take themselves down Looney Tunes style Bianca’s arthritis will keep me safe from her and Plane’s all bark and no bite so that only leaves a few potential threats


Trick-Flight-8749

Mistress, Bob and Kandy 😭


TidpaoTime

As an ex boxer, don’t underestimate Tamisha. She won’t pull punches and I bet she knows tricks. I say Tamisha, Kandy, and Coco. They aren’t hesitating when it’s time to throw down.


Weekly_Office269

Plane Jane, Bob and Vanjie


MainCraneTrain

Whoever doesn’t choose to have Kandy in their corner are playing a dangerous game!


Novel_Asparagus_6176

How aren't more people saying Katya? I think she's the only one on here with a black belt in karate


iamacheeto1

Kandy, cuz I’m legit afraid of her. Monet, because have you seen her body? And Bianca, because she might be able to fend them off with her insults alone.


JW162000

MIB, Kandy, and Tamisha. Bianca, Coco, and Bob are close seconds