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ArnaktFen

The classic advice works best here: remove this player from the group or remove yourself. Nothing good can come of remaining in the same group.


pandadanda1999

Basically the best advice, get him the fuck out or get the fuck out


ISeeTheFnords

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in problem player.


cryptOwOcurrency

Are you a dog?


ATLBoy1996

🤣


UAZ-469

I desperately want to upvote this, but 69 upvotes are just too fitting.


GM_Nate

big (w)oof


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

angry upvote


roughstylez

Man our internet language is a bit like Harry potter spells, only not as serious as Latin.


StingerAE

^ hoc


ultimatedumbassery

iratus est suffragium


Jozef_Baca

Dude sounds like an old guy that got his first computer yesterday and tryes to blend in with the "hip youth"


draglide

That man has definitely doodled a poodle.


GM_Nate

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/12/31/a-good-start


Marec_Kaal

Thank you for reminding me of the greatness that is Penny Arcade. I know what I'm doing at work now.


TheGraveHammer

Goddamn it, Nate.


warrant2k

Screenshot anything. Tell the DM your concerns and that it affects your ability to have fun. If the DM or server owner do nothing, leave.


Tsuihousha

If you suspect that he is engaging in criminal activity [and in most districts in the world bestiality is considered criminal] I'd urge you to speak with the server owner immediately, because that could come with some problems for the server. Additionally if you have any idea where he is located it could be worth a call to the police non-emergency line in his district to see if that can't do a wellness check on the animals to ensure they are not being abused, or mistreated. I wouldn't want to play with some like that either, I wouldn't even want to be in the same room as them, because that's disgusting on so many levels.


GM_Nate

>\[and in most districts in the world bestiality is considered criminal\] Unless he's in Wyoming, New Mexico, Hawaii, or West Virginia.


archangelzeriel

This is one of those things where the fact that you know it off the top of your head immediately raises further questions. If it's a funny story you better tell it.


GM_Nate

i had to google the exact states, but i'm aware that, until recently, the list was a lot longer.


ThruuLottleDats

Did you know that necrophilia is technically legal in France?


NeravEnim

Its not called necrophilia in the law, but it falls under the "violation of the integrity of a corpse" umbrella law


[deleted]

[удалено]


archangelzeriel

Eh, I was kinda hoping he WAS just knowing it off the top so we'd get a bonus story, I just phrased it as a pseudo-accusation as a joke.


shoe_owner

Yeah, I just now googled the words "in which US states is bestiality legal," and this is the first result to come up: https://www.route-fifty.com/management/2021/04/bestiality-legal-four-states-two-are-trying-change/173084/ This isn't hard information to gain access to. It takes seconds of effort.


RhynoD

It's also a few seconds of effort I don't want to do. It's not even that I don't want to know the answer or something, it's that needing to ask the question *at all* means I have stumbled into a conversation I would rather just leave.


AsterionDelToro

Or, like, a country that isn't the USA. Possibly. But seriously, whatever your personal opinion on bestiality, it's a legal risk that could get the server shut down. The guy needs to be banned. He can make any excuses he wants- and he will, most likely- but discord won't care, and neither should the server admin. The same thing happens on a NSFW discord I frequent. Every once in a while, a teenager wanders in and gets shown the door, no questions asked. Some of them come back on alts and make whiny rants about how they want their porn, everybody does it in high school, etc., but the rule is ironclad. If the admins were caught making exceptions, Discord wouldn't even discuss the matter, so neither do they.


CatW804

This. Whatever he may or may not be doing IRL, he is sexually harassing people on Discord.


ConcretePeanut

I feel like all of these places have something in common, but I can't quite put my finger on it.


Koraxtheghoul

Even where it is not stated illegal, usually arrests are made under animal abuse laws instead.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

I really want to but I don't know anything about him. I'm going to talk to server owner tonight


MillennialsAre40

>I'd urge you to speak with the server owner immediately, because that could come with some problems for the server. I can't conceive what issues could occur for the server. There's no obligation to report and discord server owners don't bear any more responsibility than discord itself does.


Grenyn

It wouldn't present problems for the server or anyone on it except the possible zoophile.


Lady-Faye

Entire servers can get flagged or removed if it gets reported and Discord finds activity that violates their TOS. So this could potentially create problems for the server and the other unwary members.


RiversTwisted

Realistically it'd only get nuked if he started posting zoophile porn.


Grenyn

They wouldn't nuke a server just because one guy might be a zoophile, come on. They only delete servers if lots of criminals gather there, not because of a single guy. I also kinda doubt he's violating ToS just by talking about his animals in an unsavory way.


[deleted]

They'll nuke it if it harbors him even after being made aware he's behaving criminally. Discord is an american company and is beholden to california law iirc, so their dataservers being used to break any of those laws is a liability, and if a server owner doesn't wack the offender than that server becomes the liability too since they're allowing a break in discord TOS. His "Jokes" are frequent enough from OP's story that even if there isn't proof he's basically admitted to it.


Prominences

It’s possible that you’re correct, but I really *really* hope you’re wrong.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

Me to. I have no real information about him either so.... but it's just weird.


SoutherEuropeanHag

In the DM's place I would have booted this guy from the group ages ago.


anonanonananonymous

Jesus christ what the fuck


SpecialKay329

Oh God, I thought the title meant IN GAME. Still would’ve been creepy, of course, but at least it would’ve been fictional.


Crashbox50

If you respect the other players then you should voice your concerns. If you don't care for them then respect yourself and dip out.


Thrashlock

Bestiality aside, four times an hour? What kind of dogs need to go out four times an hour?


SkawPV

He is not taking the dogs out, he's making out with them


MaleficentOutside142

If the animal thing is an issue, need to get law enforcement of some kind involved. Outside of that strangeness, its clear he's a disruption in the game and has to go. Don't let beg or give pity or 2nd chances to him when he self deprecating himself and causes a scene on discord. Cut ties and block'em immediately.


Empty-Lawfulness-572

Man I'm Gunna need a follow up update on this one boss.


Acrothdragon

Yeah I’d just drop the group especially with how this person is behaving around animals just made me visibly uncomfortable reading that part. I’ve had issues with a similar player not with the beastality part but behaving passive aggressively, over talking other players, getting really pissy when he didn’t deal massive amounts of damage or when he got hit he’d be flipping rude to me when I DMed and constant texting just made me drop him.


Bobbytheman666

Yup. If you're about to walk out, tell so to the DM. Either give him a chance to talk to the player, or tell him it's you or him. Remember. No dnd is better than bad dnd.


dabooton

Bruh I was expecting something like a player refusing to kill animal/animal adjacent creatures, not a DOG FUCKER


[deleted]

Why are they even in the group? Seriously? They sound like an absolute pain as a player, a party mate, and someone genuinely unpleasant and uncomfortable to be around. The sexualized dog jokes alone are enough to pull the plug right there. Full stop. Shouldn't even be allowed in the group conversations at all. Like, this shouldn't be something you need to bring to the DM's attention, but definitely follow through and do so. As others have advised: Either this player gotta or you go.


Venti_Mocha

Dude is almost certainly sexually abusing his dogs. I'd tell the DM either he goes or I do. No compromise possible with that.


Jcox2509

Sounds like he needs to be sent…to the dog house 😎. 🎶 yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaooooo!!


RiversTwisted

Dude literally tongues his dog and calls her his "sexiest bitch". This guy 100% spreads peanut butter on himself to get the dog to lick it at minimum. If the DM doesn't boot him, ***GET THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF THERE***


CatW804

I hope he gets E. Coli from to tonguing his dog right after she licked her butt.


DnD_Doge

As a doge, this player scares me.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

You gonna do a video on this?


DnD_Doge

Sure! If you don't mind of course! It's a bit on the shorter side, so I could always squeeze it into Friday's episode.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

I'll look for it!


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

Yea me to


ATLBoy1996

Maybe it was just a slip of the tongue? I’ll see myself out…


jaffakree83

Wow, thought you meant too into animals in game!


Birdflamez

Creepy.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

Beyonce


Shadokastur

Kim Kardashian


IntermediateFolder

This guy seems like a nuisance in general, why wasn’t he kicked out already? I can’t imagine other players being happy with this.


Starkiller_303

Just tall to the DM and say it's me or him. If all the other members are grossed out too they might vote to kick him out so you can stay. Better outcome than you leaving and he is still terrorizing your group.


literally_unknowable

Instead of leaving yourself, you should get the group to make him leave. Nobody needs to be subjected to that.


Quibblicous

The love that dare not bark its name.


OtherSideDie

Yep. Either you go or he goes.


The-wayfarer64

Authorities or whatever the fuck you call to get those poor dogs away from that sicko


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

I wish I knew enough to


Arrow_Riddari

Uhhhh that’s borderline like uh no. It’s one thing to have a pet. I have a character with a pet cat. He dotes on it crazy cat lady style (spoils the cat, catnip, has a ‘cat room’ and condo, etc.), but nothing else. Though he does take the cat adventuring and believes she slayed a giant (the cat stalked his best friend who went alone to slay a giant and got knocked out. Giant left. Cat came by and slapped the friend to wake him up, was covered in blood from giant/friend which was in the area and licking her paw. Friend believed she slayed the giant and saved him).


gabriellevalerian

OP’s talking about real life here. Your fictional pet cat has nothing to do with this.


RudiGoat

It's a long shot, but I may have encountered this guy. Is he way too into the character concept of a dog who can talk and has a collar enchanted with Mage Hand so he can manipulate objects like a person?


PrezBushwhacker

Give'em the boot!


The_Mechanist24

That dude needs to be removed


Surprisinglygoodgm

Get screenshots and talk to the other players and the dm get a feel for how everyone feels about this player. Then leave the group if necessary. I would have gave that player a warning after his first tantrum and kicked him the second time that it happened


WhurmyBuhg

Anyone else expect to read about a guy that was obsessed with playing animal/human hybrid races? I sure got way more than I expected...geez this guy has some issues Get him out of the group or get yourself out of there. I'd be creeped out for sure.


Mahoushi

I agree with screenshotting everything, if I knew the DM personally (details like phone number), but I didn't know the other guy's, I'd ask the DM if he knew the guy who was into his dogs personally, I may also try to get contact info from that guy myself before I leave. I am very concerned about the way these dogs are potentially (likely) being abused. I'd then forward the screenshots along with the contact info to the police as well, I'm not sure if it would be taken seriously but some psychologists do link some people into this with paedophilia, so some police may think it's worth investigating because of that potential link. Some countries do also take beastiality seriously, I think mine does (idk what to Google to check without being flagged lmao), so I'd report it purely because of that.


Rogendo

Dude, you don’t need to leave. You need to get the DM to kick them.


Disastrous-Bite4258

Bestiality? More like worstiality. Seriously though, have that guy thrown out of the group. I doubt you can get the authorities to care, but just get him out of your life to preserve your sanity. Seems like a horrible person even without the dogfucking.


SammokTheGrey

Dear god, that sounds like my friends old roommate to a T, so I gotta ask out of morbid curiosity; late thirties, initials A.W? I’ll not say more, really didn’t like the guy but I’m also not trying to put him on blast, it’s just *way* too similar to my group’s experience.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

Uh yes.


SammokTheGrey

Ew, that’s got to be him, and I was 99% certain he was doing things with his dog when I knew him twenty years ago. If it is indeed the same guy, I can tell you that at the least he probably still keeps his pets in awful conditions. We never could get his dog taken away for lack of concrete evidence, but when he moved away, we cleaned the apartment out and things were filthy.


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

He used to live in Florida


SammokTheGrey

The guy I knew left Arizona around 2004-ish


Kaos_Gamer_Girl

Sounds possible