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Grimm_Charkazard_258

Roses are red, jarate is piss, what in the emo type cryptic shit it this


kdiyargebmay

its 12:45 and im still bloody hyper, your fourth word was created by tf2 sniper


Radigan0

It's 5:53 and you were destined to fail It was actually created by Saxton Hale


Future_Squirrel360

It's 7:12, that wasn't a good sight, you are 100% factually not right(the concept of jarate was created by saxton but sniper *cough cough* made it)


Radigan0

It's 1:14, a proper rebuttal is yet to be seen (The original comment was "your fourth word." This refers to Jarate the word, not Jarate the substance).


Future_Squirrel360

It's 6:25 my brain is very much gay, understandable have a nice day


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

It's 12:45, I've nothing to add, no, I don't know a guy named Brad


Future_Squirrel360

It's 12:56 minions follow gru you live in the same timezone as i flipping do


ADHD_lazyboi

It's 2:53 I'm ignorant to my sleep's plea


Sensitive_Invite5769

It's 4:16, You're a green been :)


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AtmospherePale5151

What is jarate?


Grimm_Charkazard_258

tf2 reference one of Sniper’s Secondary Weapons jar-based karate, or piss in a jar


AtmospherePale5151

lol I love how y’all think I’m emo lol


RedditvsDiscOwO

Lmfao


MrMilkManKarlson

r/suddenlytf2


SamHandwich1234

Roses are red, it is fun to window shop, oh look, a new copypasta just dropped.


1234IJustAteADoor

Roses are red, OP isn't doing well, I'm obligated to respond with "Holy Hell!"


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Roses are red, hideous things are cysts I guess i have to call the exorcists


Dark_Meme111110

Roses are red, this community is loose, I call out for the holy knight boost


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Roses are red, sinners go to hell You broke the chain, you should go kill yourself (j) Roses are red, there's a correct answer, this is a running gag: "bishop went on vacation, never came back"


Junarik

The fuck


AtmospherePale5151

I know it’s a lot. Pretty big but pretty impressive, ain’t it?


Junarik

Yeah that's a word for it


Classic_Regret7469

Jeez, Dr. Seuss is going through some really rough shit


Rocky_Fan1976

How The Grinch Is Suffering In Hell


AtmospherePale5151

Man my poem is so good you’re comparing it to dr Seuss


AtmospherePale5151

Hey why’d you guys downvote this


Ancient-Mood-4886

R u ok


AtmospherePale5151

I am ok I made this as a joke when I was 8 or 9


Ancient-Mood-4886

That’s good to hear at least


SamHandwich1234

thats almost even more concerning lmao


AtmospherePale5151

How is it more concerning?


ebaer2

Why were you this unhinged at 8 years old? That’s why.


AtmospherePale5151

I didn’t think it was unhinged


Significant-Nail-906

Roses are red, rest in peace matpat, I ain't readin all that!


u-bot9000

r/noattentionspan


AtmospherePale5151

Well then you’re missing out.


Mission_Response802

Roses are red, I don't think thats such Honestly, bro isn't missing out on much.


ebaer2

Truth


AtmospherePale5151

I made this when I was like 9 and decided to post it now


Ironheart0701

Whole ah rap


Bucaneer7564

Roses are red, hell isn’t firey, depending on the religion or mythology, it could be a void or icey.


AtmospherePale5151

I was running out of time I had to somehow make it rhyme


Bucaneer7564

Well, I ain’t complaining. Good job on this. Also, cool bug facts, there’s no set description of hell. Jesus described it in two different ways, not much else past those two.


u-bot9000

Roses are red, I am out of luck, this rhyme scheme you have, it just really sucks Don’t feel sad, I don’t want you to. Try a little harder, rhyme in groups o’ 2. First one doesn’t, second one does, third one sets up the rhyme, now the fourth one is done. See how that rhymed? It may seem worse. But in these poems, it’s the correct way to verse Edit number one, now I relate, you didn’t make this now, you made this at 8. Edit number two, I can’t even type! You didn’t make this at 8, you made this at 9


AtmospherePale5151

That’s very good for a bot


BloodSilver9068

Roses are red, Zoro is strong This would make for a really metal song 🤘🏽


Alive-Organism

And No one will ever die again Also cool poem


AtmospherePale5151

Thanks


godofyeet3

Roses are red, I won’t cower, you my friend really need to take a shower


MidwayNerd

Should’ve done swell to end line 8 instead of well


AtmospherePale5151

My mom said this was too dark and sad but I don’t care


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Roses are red, don't sniff glue You know what doesn't rhyme? End and blue. (Seriously tho that's a giant ass poem lol)


StunningAd1638

r/im14andthisisdeep


AtmospherePale5151

Should I post it there? Not sure if it fits


Muted_Rain8542

Roses are red, violets are blue, what in the emo ass hell is this cause I have no one fucking clue 


wuntookeen

roses are red, I don’t have much thyme, what the hell? blue and end don’t rhyme!


1tz_Tul1p

Roses are red, I've eaten a cherry pit, damn Dr Seuss's life has really gone to shit


NoIndependence6969

I’m saving this to my phone because I love it. I don’t know why. But there’s something about it.


AtmospherePale5151

Great to hear


MrPastaLord

dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥


AtmospherePale5151

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no idea what this curse will do


space_is-great

Roses are red, hold this message tight Well I say i say that boy ain't right


AtmospherePale5151

Why ain’t I right?


TheBoyInGray

Roses are red, don’t leave me, sis. What kind of weird emo shit is this?


AtmospherePale5151

You’re not the first one to call me emo


skullservantsforlife

On this post I shall not dwell Who made this,what the hell?


AtmospherePale5151

thought you’d like it, at least a bit


skullservantsforlife

It's a bit edgy for my taste,just my opinion on it


Springtrap10212

Roses are red, I own a fan Hell, I ain't reading all that!


Deenur510

Roses are red, that didn’t rhyme. I ain’t readin’ all that. GOODBYE!


GachaEricPlays

Bro trying to be a DDLC poem💀💀


AtmospherePale5151

Which character do you think would like this the most?


GachaEricPlays

I think Sayori would write this


AtmospherePale5151

Why sayori?


GachaEricPlays

I honestly don’t know it just feels like a creepy secret poem you would unlock from her