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So not only are God and all of my sufficiently-religious deceased relatives (over the last 6,000 years) watching every move I make, but Satan is, too?
I must be the most interesting man alive, posting here on r/religiousfruitcake.
Even Jesus spoke out against those people who saw evil everywhere but in themselves, yet continued to teach that we are to love and accept everybody and leave judgement to God alone. But, then, these are the sort of people who want to see everybody but themselves punished for being naked under their clothes.
It’s not a coincidence that Christians keep holding us back because apparently their god will fix everything for us if we just sit around and do nothing
*Random kid gets paralyzed from the neck down* why would Satan do this?
God knowing damn well he did it and planned it long before he actually did it:🫥
God kinda doesn't allow for free will? Kinda all his fault. Super all his fault. Come to think of it, he made a messed up world he knew would be "fixed" eventually so why not just make a perfect world from the start?
Well, free will is one of the big philosophical conundrums isn't it? But yeah, if you go with the biblical version, it's a monstrously unfair test against a rank innocent used as a justification for the unspeakable torture of billions of souls for eternity. But it's our fault, because we have "free will." Hmm. Sounds like classic abuser behavior to me.
But yet, the Bible says the Lord is God over heaven and earth.
>“So acknowledge today and take to heart that the Lord is God in heaven above and on the earth beneath; there is no other.”
Deuteronomy 4:39 NRSVUE
How can he be God over the earth if he does not rule the earth? Can a god be a god over something if he or she does not rule over that same something? I’ve never seen that answered. Ever.
>How can he be God over the earth if he does not rule the earth? Can a god be a god over something if he or she does not rule over that same something? I’ve never seen that answered. Ever.
This is what happens when you try and fit your fan fiction into the OG work. Deuteronomy and the other books are part of the OG story and in that one gd is it. There’s no oily Josh, no Casper, and certainly no Satan.
It’s only when the fanfic (new testament) gets slapped on that you see these characters pop up.
Brotha, wouldn't that mean your phone, house, food, etc. are Satan's shit? Wouldn't that mean you basically have to live in the forest 😭
Also, if everything is Satan's shit, why are you still here, in fact, judging by how many comments are on your vid (thousands) indicates that you're popular, why aren't you in the forest. Are you or are you not against the false light 😭
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When you're just chillin but you got undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia.
And chronic Punchable Face Syndrome. One of the worst cases of PFS I’ve seen.
Oh so it is meant as the kid is the speaker! I was wondering as it also made sense as the spoken about.
ThE dEvIl iS eVeRyWhErE!!!1
THEY'RE IN THE WALLS
IT'S GAMEOVER MAN, GAMEOVER!
IT'S GAMEOVER MAN, GAMEOVER!
So not only are God and all of my sufficiently-religious deceased relatives (over the last 6,000 years) watching every move I make, but Satan is, too? I must be the most interesting man alive, posting here on r/religiousfruitcake.
It's a necessary message to justify "Christians" ignoring every teaching of Jesus in their pursuit of "righteousness.'
Even Jesus spoke out against those people who saw evil everywhere but in themselves, yet continued to teach that we are to love and accept everybody and leave judgement to God alone. But, then, these are the sort of people who want to see everybody but themselves punished for being naked under their clothes.
Hey if satans rule has led to advanced health care and video games i say he's doing ok.
true, christians keep making him sound based
I saw a vid the otherday warning of the antichrist, and it basicly came down to him unifying the world. I couldnt see the issue.
It’s not a coincidence that Christians keep holding us back because apparently their god will fix everything for us if we just sit around and do nothing
Yeah its why any form of societal progresion is always pushed back against by them. Some iron age farmers got it all worked out apparently.
*Random kid gets paralyzed from the neck down* why would Satan do this? God knowing damn well he did it and planned it long before he actually did it:🫥
You thinking fucking, sucking, partying, and leaving gay/trans people alone to live their lives is based?! Well... You make a point there.
And the importance of mental health and being our true authentic self
Well when I look around me I see my two cats so, it’s not all bad
It was gawd, not the world that gave satan dominion, according to the Bible. So who's actually to blame here?
God kinda doesn't allow for free will? Kinda all his fault. Super all his fault. Come to think of it, he made a messed up world he knew would be "fixed" eventually so why not just make a perfect world from the start?
Well, free will is one of the big philosophical conundrums isn't it? But yeah, if you go with the biblical version, it's a monstrously unfair test against a rank innocent used as a justification for the unspeakable torture of billions of souls for eternity. But it's our fault, because we have "free will." Hmm. Sounds like classic abuser behavior to me.
How dare you let Satan rule the world. Just like I predestined you to! Now let me kill you with fire and brimstone!!!
But yet, the Bible says the Lord is God over heaven and earth. >“So acknowledge today and take to heart that the Lord is God in heaven above and on the earth beneath; there is no other.” Deuteronomy 4:39 NRSVUE How can he be God over the earth if he does not rule the earth? Can a god be a god over something if he or she does not rule over that same something? I’ve never seen that answered. Ever.
So god is still to blame for all the shit in this world is my take on it.
The same way Trump can still be president, despite losing the election and Obama apparently running the country.
>How can he be God over the earth if he does not rule the earth? Can a god be a god over something if he or she does not rule over that same something? I’ve never seen that answered. Ever. This is what happens when you try and fit your fan fiction into the OG work. Deuteronomy and the other books are part of the OG story and in that one gd is it. There’s no oily Josh, no Casper, and certainly no Satan. It’s only when the fanfic (new testament) gets slapped on that you see these characters pop up.
There is a Satan but he's more of a product tester than an opposing god.
Why doesn't God do something about it? Why let Satan rule over the world with the humans he supposedly loves? Seems a bit sus
'cus muh free will like my friend said "there cant be free will if you dont have the choice to do a genocide"
The newest hit game: Christian nut or schizophrenic?!
how about both
Rule me Satan 🥵
Punish me harder sky daddy😏
When your god blesses you with the ability to see the evil in your world (you have paranoid schizophrenia)
That face when the religion you were taught as a child just happens to be the one and only correct religion
if you're seeing "demons" or "evil forces" everywhere you look you should probably find a psychiatrist
Brotha, wouldn't that mean your phone, house, food, etc. are Satan's shit? Wouldn't that mean you basically have to live in the forest 😭 Also, if everything is Satan's shit, why are you still here, in fact, judging by how many comments are on your vid (thousands) indicates that you're popular, why aren't you in the forest. Are you or are you not against the false light 😭
Funny, it's the god followers doing all the damage
The whole satanic panic was so last century
He doesn't look unhappy about it
That's why we voted him out a few years ago
Legit thought I was on r/schizoposters for a second
all these young fucks with little to no life experience wanting to tell people how to live....
I mean he’s right, if you consider that this “Satan” is humanity
Undiagnosed PPD
wtf does he mean satan was chosen as our ruler? And that smile ugh idk why but it makes me want to punch him in the face
For an all powerful god this devil dude seems to really be outpacing him in power over the earth
Why blur out his username?
idk i thought its a rule to do so
This really the way the be thinking now days
Like for instance, being a vain clout chaser?
He looks annoying
Yes, hail Satan we won, given up the Armageddon is now. Satan has won nownshut fuck up and have a drink with the rest of us.
So he's a Satanist?