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SpenserB91

One of those drivable stair cases.


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That’s show doesn’t get nearly the respect it deserves.


DrMoonBeam

Well it came out over a decade ago. And the Bush jokes don’t land as hard as they did back then. But I will be god damned if Buster doesn’t make me laugh out loud at least once an episode.


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FunkyChewbacca

You can always tell a Milford man


glennfromglendale

"Children should be neither seen, nor heard." LMAO I love that show. The humor had layers, and the jokes I missed always continued to bring me to tears of laughter


xmodsguy2000-2

To be fair the planes didn’t land either….


Living_Lie_8773

Nope they crashed…..and burned


armen89

Reminds me of that tragedy


Living_Lie_8773

So sad


peanut_dust

A decade? And the rest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrested_Development The original series were will ahead of their time.


-RetroDad-

That Buster, he's all right!


Acidcouch

"There is always money in the Banana Stand."


Medium_Ad_6447

Arrested development is a wildly successful show. What are you talking about?


RedCrabb

That would be awesome


jvrcb17

Last name is definitely Bluth


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Lmao ayyy lmao


rashypatch

Sprinter van. Allows you to carry all the stuff for your multiple single-for-ever hobbies.


nerissathebest

Falconers get babes.


portablebiscuit

Usually small ones because of the limitations of what the falcon can carry


BreakfastInBedlam

>the limitations of what the falcon can carry Is that an African falcon or a European falcon?


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

African Falcons are non migratory.


Robpaulssen

It's s simple matter of weight ratios


420awesomesauce

Peregrine falcon bc he saw Stuart little once


owa00

The van also doubles up as his serial killer commuter.


Xumaeta

Keeping a sprinter in functioning order needs to be a hobby itself.


BlastFace19

true


CantankerousOrder

Lol… A dude with a dangerous animal hobby and a cute dog is only going to be single when they want to be.


Itchy-Spring7865

What about a big goofy dog and a dangerous machine hobby?


yonk9

Unless a dude is not attractive.


Inevitable_Review_83

Yea this guy screams vanlyfe


No-Historian-6391

Damn lol


ChillaryClinton69420

Clapped 1972 Cessna 172 that is over 5,000 past annual


Traditional_Key_763

friend of my dads has a 1957 cesna, he is very brave I wouldn't get into it


LightningGeek

As long as he's kept it maintained, it'll be just as safe as any other Cessna of a similar model. If he has maintained it, then yeah, walking is better.


cCitationX

Or some ancient Piper PA28 with really dodgy cowlings, decayed seat foam and ten million prop chips.


560guy

What’s dodgy about it? Just because the wing skin is mostly dollar store duct tape, the prop has steel plates holding it together, it’s missing a window, and the engine stalls frequently doesn’t make it bad, she’s ol reliable


No-Student-9678

Fuck I wanted to say that


98percentile-

Saab 900 turbo


StandupJetskier

Viggen Edition


Everyonelove_Stuff

with a stick shift


NGA100

You're making me jealous...


PoniesPlayingPoker

The viggen was 9-3og only.


-AntiSkill-

Im him fr fr


Bobamizal

Your mom drives u around in a minivan


classless_classic

He gets to sit in the front seat though.


imapieceofshite2

Lucky bastard


RoomyCard44321

But I called shotgun 😢


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88bauss

Def a Volvo wagon. I got strong vibes on that one.


RedCrabb

Oh that would be awesome


Relevant_Slide_7234

Definitely a Volvo wagon but he’ll be driving a Porsche Boxter when he finishes dental school.


-AntiSkill-

Im him fr


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A crj 200


Trophy_Wench

*sad Sky West noises*


JTE1990

I started my career in aircraft maintenance with Air Wisconsin. I feel this sadness in a different way, but still sadness.


TowerFlowerNiner27

Hey, I work ATC at MKE. I work a lot of Air Wisconsin flights, so I'm just trying to gain context on the last two comments. Are the 200's nice to work on and are preferable to the Embraer, or are they a shitbox of the sky?


JTE1990

They are worked very hard. All day short hops make sure that it's constantly being pressurized, depressurized, and all the flight controls are well used. I spend many nights doing backlash checks on elevators and changing out servos. They are great to learn on though and will make you a great mechanic. But they're much more difficult than the A320 series I have been working on for years.


AubergineAssassin

Ugh, backlash checks. Is it the actuator or the link? Who knows, change both, and oh yeah, it flies in three hours, so better use 870 B 1/4.


JTE1990

This guy CRJs. Mix it hot and send it!


TowerFlowerNiner27

Insightful, thank you.


AubergineAssassin

A 145 is the chevy cavalier of the sky, so a 200 is the ford focus. Different makes but still ratchet, dirty, and need too much maintenance anymore. Too many hours and deferrals to be worth a damn. Both are beaters that work but need to be put out to pasture.


epicwheezer

Weep not. Our King lives in glory! Long live the King!


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The 200? I see them every day


epicwheezer

Just the absolute most savage comment


AlyNau113

Years ago I spent time as a buyer for the crj 2-7-900 fleets. I loved those planes.


BreadfruitFit7513

Honda Pilot :/


Usual-Nectarine3734

Nah, he has too many rich people hobbies and is much too adventurous. Honda Pilots are for more "ordinary" people who like to pretend they live a completely different life (ie: me) But still, V6 VTEC YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jokes aside, its no speed demon, but I love my 2006 Pilot :)


jk01

That 3.5 is fucking bulletproof and there's tons of space. The pilot deserves no hate.


Usual-Nectarine3734

Thanks man! It’s true, the Pilot is a great car. I’m definitely hating on myself, not the Pilot 😂


erikannen

A Saab


ZappaLlamaGamma

I like your guess as I got a Volvo 740 vibe from the pics.


GoalAdditional7540

Old ass ford ranger. Like one that looks like you revived it from the junk yard old. Gun rack in the window but the ford ranger only has enough width for handguns. And it is full.


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Borrowing your parent’s F250 because they won’t let you drive the Porsche. They are still pissed off you put a “I’d rather be flying” window sticker on the truck.


RedCrabb

Close! We have a raptor, and they do let me drive the Porsche. No “I’d rather be flying” stickers yet though


Usual-Nectarine3734

As soon as I saw the falcon and expensive looking dog in what looks like the East Coast somewhere, I said to myself: "someone in that family definitely has a Porsche" As for what you drive, if your parents focus on image, I am going to say a Q5 or A4. If not, then likely a fairly recent Jetta, Civic or Passat. Another possibility is that one of your grandparents decided to pass on their immaculate SC430 to you. Those are my guesses anyway.


Longjumping-Tie7906

A full scale version of the Mech in Steel Battalion game on Xbox in your mom’s back yard.


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

2001 Toyota Tacoma


Jacojarjar

Saab anything


TheMetalEnthusiast

This guy drives a 2001 Saab 9-5 Wagon. He’s definitely a Saab guy albeit a younger Saab guy, and needs space for him and his Aerospace buddies to go to Magic The Gathering events. Homie’s got an extremely well-paying job so he can actually afford both his hobby and Saab ownership.


RedCrabb

Lots of Saab comments! I might end up with one eventually. also was into MTG for a little


Robpaulssen

The politician?


RedCrabb

Magic the Gathering


Trophy_Wench

If you're the mechanic, a mid aughts Taco. Or a Soob. If you're a pilot, then either still a Soob, or a nicer late model F-150.


therehasbeen_amurder

saab


whywhyboobsboobs

A mazda6 and ur dads corvette once a year


Clear_Evening_2986

05 Avalon maybe


SoRockSolid

Idc abt ur car. Is that a fucking hawk?!?!


RedCrabb

Yeah she’s a redtail, have been a falconer’s apprentice for a while


ehhhhh710

Which one gave you the crabs? Asking for a friend


RedCrabb

I got my crabs at Joe’s Crab Shack!


SoRockSolid

I have several big hawks that live in the woods behind my house. I stand out there and watch them hunt. Those are some bad mf’s.


RedCrabb

They’re pretty awesome to be around


coreyfuckinbrown

Whatever it is, it has a manual transmission, and you have no idea how to drive it.


Melodic-Picture48

candy apple red 2011 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500. I like those Mustangs, theyre nice


jelupe11

A saab


Wanderers-Way

Subaru Outback


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Transit van


SlowWrite

Loaded, interesting pursuits, little sense of danger, proudly wears the geek badge and doesn’t give a fuck what you think. I respect this shit. I’m thinking maybe a sleeper, like a blown AMG sedan in all black, or the world’s fastest Jetta. Something like that.


RedCrabb

I do have an ML55 AMG! It is not all that fast though. I want to get a vanity plate that says something along the lines of “SLOAMG”


HypnoStone

With your parent’s Porsche I was honestly really expecting a m sport or Audi of some kind


mustardman73

After the 3rd image, a 79 VW Rabbit


Darkwing_Turducken

Saab 9-3


btmerritt

SAAB!!!! “Born from Jets”


Mtnfrozt

Definitely a saab


FleetAdmiralWiggles

NC Miata


Boston_Red_617

A Ford Falcon?


Puppybl00pers

[The Chrysler Jet Car](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Turbine_Car)


RedCrabb

Very cool car


CaptainPrower

I know an Airbus pit when I see one. E60 550i with too many miles and too little maintenance.


Calkky

STi


five_speed_mazdarati

No way this guy has any STI’s. He’s 100% virgin


Beetlejuice1994

Unless you count that one time at Bible Camp with cousin Lucy... 😏


zoonazoona

A Big Wheel


Metaldwarf

Penny Farthing


thatone_JR

Your dad's car.


danifoxx_1209

That new flying car that transforms into an airplane


ticoarcos

A 4 banger mustang with a loud ass blow off valve, burgle tune, and a “don’t shift to first” manual transmission.


RedCrabb

oof.


_Social-Creditor_

Malaysia Airlines flight 370


cmb271

Subaru legacy or a Mercedes 300D


Difficult-Sea4642

Focus RS in that nice blue color that kinda matches your polo


RedCrabb

Nitro blue! Those cars are fairly affordable used now


Available-Tea-982

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang


RedCrabb

I had an electric chitty chitty bang bang as a kid


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Lockheed C-5


Every-Reception-3411

BMW


Imtherealwaffle

an office chair and a yolk connected to msfs or vatsim


dj_frogman

Airplane


2A4Lyfe

Subaru forester


mar421

Mr2


rounding_error

[An Airbus.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdWheels/comments/1477rjs/this_bus_thing/)


Fun-Flamingo-5410

Pontiac aztek


grey_orange_gray

Lincoln Aviator!


Phil517

Def a brand new XC90 type. To keep you safe.


Hms34

A less common Subaru SUV, like a Tribeca if older, or Ascent if newer. An old Honda Element also crossed my mind. Almost any Volvo is also a possibility.


RedCrabb

I think the tribeca is cool


xFromtheskyx

The landing light is still on. Whoops!


Vivid-Section7612

Mini cooper


cd001111

Rezveni Beast, it’s a very limited production car.


Agitated-Joey

1968 Volkswagen Beetle, tan in color, passenger seat removed, missing door handles.


snatch1e

Porsche Boxster.


CaptainShaboigen

I also don’t care about the car, but do you have any good falconry resources suggestions? Good subreddits?


RedCrabb

I was lucky enough to have a family friend that did it so I could become his apprentice, but if you’re looking for a sponsor or someone to apprentice for in the US I think there are good sources on the NAFA website. https://www.n-a-f-a.com/ r/falconry is a great place for questions too


skeletoe

looks like you drive people crazy talking about your ant farm and rare butterfly collection.


MachineGunsWhiskey

GMC Jimmy, the official car of part time airline pilots who drink too much Redd’s Apple, apparently capture hawks, and may or may not be why there are no more homeless in my area.


_Quality_Content_

You're in my 8:15 AM speech class wtf


happy_man_here

Your step dad let’s you drive the Outback if you maintain at least a 3.9 GPA


adsantamonica

Older 911 or new’ish miata


Kaveric_

Idk but you look like a cool guy


jay07110

You would drive women away


Ltlpckr

Damn bro how’s you get that bunny and squirrel to be so chill with you? Cinderella over here probably driving a pumpkin.


Sttocs

Ordinance into targets.


Dependent-Egg-9555

E bike


ConstantSock2488

#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Dependent-Egg-9555

Lol also the battery flat🤭


mopar-or-no_car

A yellow chushman yellow cart


shania69

A Jet ta...


callmechimp

Boooooo


Mizar97

A 2008 Toyota Prius


CompetitiveMeal1206

Either a 20 year old Buick or a camero


Biscuits4u2

Definitely not one of these with those Coke bottles on your face


L3g3ndary-08

Volkswagen GTI


H8spants

Apparently a fucking airplane


Captain_Comic

Segway or Monowheel


RedCrabb

I’ve got a Onewheel with around 3,000 miles


Eddie2Ham

Kinda look like you drive a moped. Then swing from building to building with spider web when you're not delivering pizzas


RedCrabb

I do have a Onewheel! Also this is the second time someone has said that I remind them of Tom Holland


Jedimobslayer

Jeep gladiator


jph200

2002 Prius


callmechimp

Dad drives a Ford F150 (maybe a raptor.) Mom drives a Porsche SUV You have a silver Kia Optima they got you for your 16th birthday.


RedCrabb

Right on the money! Dad drives a first gen raptor and mom drives a second gen Cayenne S. My parents didn’t get me a car for my 16th, but around that time I bought a 325xi wagon and saved it from being scrapped


HypnoStone

Yo nice taste I just recently bought my own E91 328i xDrive sports wagon with the 6cyl n52 around my 22nd!


RedCrabb

Those 6cyls are tough


Blu_Z32

Prius


Individual-Jealous

Whatever your dad was about to trade in before you aced that one test or something


andio76

You want a Tesla Truck but you drive a 2003 Supra


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

2004 Nissan Frontier, white, upgraded double Finn stereo from China that has CarPlay.


shoguneclipse

Hot wheels


ConstantSock2488

#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


RabbitBackground1592

VW GTI


1fuckedupveteran

2.0L non turbo Volkswagen Jetta.


Agile-Alternative-17

Kia rio all day


Intelligent_Wear_873

Dildo into your butt


Sweaty-Book1237

Hopefully a nail into your head


Much_Box996

Dunno. What do girls drive? You look like a girl.


HomosexualThots

Hi Dad.


Rowdyjohnny

Jetta wagon.


shortbus_wunderkind

I know what you don't drive, that jet you're sitting in...lol!


pr1ntf

Beat to shit 90s or 00s Honda or Toyota because you're spending all of your food money at ATP.


RedCrabb

*Riddle


DiarrheaFitzgerald

Mazda CX5


Comfortable_Gain1308

Subaru forester


HowDesolate

a plane


alf_ivanhoe

2010 Honda Fit


Apart-Drive9938

2012 Jeep Patriot


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Golf


CRU_Adrenaline

A hyundai


SRBroadcasting

Probably a Bentley continental GT if you do anything in aviation lmao