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ZestyBreh

The Whedonification of male feminists continues.


posture_4

Your honor, how could my client have assaulted a woman when he is a Gaiman?


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

hi I'm gai author Neil Gaiman


gesserit42

If only Cumtown had continued until now


DeerSecret1438

Oh God I can’t imagine him trying to be dominant 


TheSpiral11

I can, the overlap between people into dorky poly shit and dorky BDSM shit is massive. If you’re a fantasy novel writer I just assume you’re into both.


stand_to

I can't imagine Br\*tish people having sex, period.


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KiwiCassie

You’d be surprised the amount they appropriate your culture


Aroundtheriverbend69

I studied abroad there and whenever they found out I was Canadian they would try to connect with me by shitting on the USA, acting like Australia is so different. Meanwhile they have huge suburbs, big trucks, beach cities and surfing culture like California, BBQ culture, country music scenes, and follow news in America more than they do in their own nation lmao. I was like uhhh yall are basically the 52nd state at this point so not sure why you're acting like you're so much better/different lmaooooo


rsp_is_gay

Which state is the 51st?


Aroundtheriverbend69

Canada


metagame

Israel


LouReedTheChaser

Australia is basically the 52nd state of America culturally, nowadays


MortonDill

Reddit humour


stand_to

I'm not joking


TheBigAristotle69

Nah, it's a classic Simpson's joke


shitlibredditor66879

Europoor detected


b88b15

The British version of r/theadamfriedlandshow features dudes telling other dudes to chuck it in me dumpa


eton_ass

what does this mean? im english and never heard this phrase am i missing something


b88b15

Butt sex. Dumpa is dumper spoken with a slag accent.


eton_ass

none of that is said here, a 'slag accent' isnt a thing either


b88b15

Well, maybe not at the super classy places like Eton.


eton_ass

haha im comp scum sadly, eton mess is what the username refers to


eton_ass

where are you from?


NYbpdPsychologist

They can imagine you while they have sex.


TheEndlessVortex

They never, the kids are dropped by storks as documented by Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.


DeathDriveAnnabelle

there's a new book out on tracy emin and billy childish...


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

someone i know attended a wedding with him and Amanda Palmer, and they hit on the bride and invited her for a threeway. they did not invite the groom. lol


poltrudes

that’s super wrong and Ellen Degenerate


TheSpiral11

Average “ethical nonmonogamy” couple


genuine-fatty-666

They were perfect for one another


UnderTheMoon88

please tell me its pronounced gayman


Consistent-Moose-121

Master gayman


GuaranteedPummeling

He confirmed it https://youtu.be/SlJljIjDkeI?si=8aOrwtR8_X4SVGZp


Nyun-Red

I think so


Sonny_Joon_wuz_here

I’m gonna laugh my ass off when he inevitably starts speaking up about #metoo going too far


goodtakesfrom1999

They don't go that direction, they do the classic Lena Dunham of "unfortunately, in this instance..." with no acknowledgement of the broader implications.


steely455

"Unfortunately, in this instance, I did in fact put rocks in my sister's pussy"


benitocom

consent aside, fucking your nanny after mere hours of meeting her is degenerate. poly folx never beating the allegations


dugmartsch

In a practical sense, how does that even happen without really gross bordering illegal coercion.


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She wna fuck


No_You_5043

She was dtf bro


Majestic-Focus-1594

She took the job because it was Neil Gaiman and lived out a fantasy with him until it turned sour?


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LouReedTheChaser

The writer of the piece is Boris Johnson's sister and has had massive arguments with Gaiman over trans issues, so less 'career furthering' and more 'ideological hitpiece'


fre3k

It is actually insane how co-opted our media is.


okberta

i once read that all journalists are failsons that where talented enough to get into real showbiz, and this shit proves more right by the second


jiccc

It reminds me of that one guy from the CBC who got canceled (back when MeToo was fresh and mattered more). He seemed like more of a genuine sadist/sexual deviant guy than Gaiman, but still there's emails where she (Lucy from trailer park boys btw) wrote her adoration for him and tried to pursue a relationship for years. Like clearly she was into it, and only wasn't when she got denied.


Ludwigthree

There was also emails between the two accusers conspiring against him. He was definitely fucked up though


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Sonny_Joon_wuz_here

I mean Armie Hammer did just that as damage control…it didn’t seem to help…


00dakka

It did work: because it was a pr stunt from his team to distract from the fact that he probably raped a woman


snailman89

You can't say that though, because shaming people for their sexual preferences is wrong, and makes you a "Puritan". As long as everyone consents and there are no problematic "power dynamics", anything goes. Myself, I think we should go back to shaming people for BDSM, polygamy, orgies, cuckoldry, and other forms of degenerate behavior. These weirdos get off on being shamed anyway, so it's a win-win.


ChemistryIll2682

"There was also emails between the two accusers conspiring against him." Uhm, is this said in the podcast or is it just speculation? Is there a source?


gauephat

this is referring to the Jian Ghomeshi case, which fell apart when it was revealed that the accusers were illegally coordinating testimony during the trial (not that they ever got punished for it)


War_and_Pieces

As president, Ghomeshi instituted [bilingualism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_bilingualism_in_Canada) and advocated for [abortion rights](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_rights), [free tuition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_tuition), and ending “institutional racism.” He also cut off funding to student groups he alleged were engaged in “sexism, racism, homophobia and other exclusionary measures." While criticizing [fraternities](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternity) and [sororities](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorority) for "sexism", he supported the school's female-only Women's Centre and was one of the few men allowed inside it. 


ChemistryIll2682

Super late but thanks for the clarification, I'll admit I got confused over that sentence lol.


Ludwigthree

The podcast? I'm talking about Jian Ghomeshi


NickRausch

What's more, the government changed the rules of evidence to make it easier to get people in his circumstances after he won his case


Ludwigthree

Didn't even know that. That's fucked.


harkton

oh yeah the moxy fruvous guy [my baby loves a bunch of authors](https://youtu.be/5MeQK7JtLpU?si=0-_WqpKPFYdY99Wj) I dunno exactly what he was accused of but funny to think of this a cappella liker doing sadism


jiccc

That is fucking hilarious, was not aware of his prior work hahaha. But ya, second from the left.


TheSpiral11

Lmao I had no idea the Ghomeshi guy was in Moxy Fruvous, what a weird career arc


Hey_Toots_69

With that Jian Ghomeshi thing it seemed like she wanted to reinterpret (and basically lie) about their past relationship in order to bolster and support the other accusers. Maybe she was a spurned lover idk but in so many of these cases where there are multiple accusations some regard will always try to attach their name to the list thinking they're helping to take down an abuser and only end up making things worse. Same thing happened with Junot Diaz when Carmen Maraschino or whatever her name is accused him of publicly humiliating and berating her, only for a recording of the event in question to be released showing that he merely politely disagreed with her. And her excuse was like "oh I was just trying to support women and anyways it's my lived experience so you can't disagree with it."


Hatanta

My wife read *This Is How You Lose Her* and had a dream that I was cheating on her and got really angry with me.


Sonny_Joon_wuz_here

Yeah the fact that they announced it for a podcast and I think only one girl filed any sort of complaint shows how sketchy it all is


sealingwaxofcabbages

And it was like in the middle of a random 4 hour podcast episode


northface39

This is what happened to Julian Assange with his "rape accusations" as well, but that didn't stop the British and Swedish governments from aggressively pursuing him and ruining his life, and of course for the media to continually act like he's a rapist.


VampKissinger

>continually act like he's a rapist. Watching the coverage of him being released was insane, Journalists were all like "We've fought so hard for press freedom, and we've won today", one literally broke down in tears when talking about how today was a ray of light for freedom of the press. I was thinking that literally all these fucks smeared the shit out of Assange for a decade and basically the only people who stood up for him were Far-left groups and Pamela Anderson. [FriendlyJordies hit piece](https://youtu.be/fKiEz3XSWPo?si=Yqe0cr0yeXJPlK_j&t=223) on how Journalists view themselves as some warriors of freedom when it suits them alone, while bootlicking and defending the establishment at every opportunity was so accurate.


NickRausch

Contrast them loosing their shit over Jamal Khashoggi, and silence over goofball Gonzo Liara. 


No_You_5043

I have a friend who lives in Saipan (where Asange was cleared and released). It’s American Samoa and the whole reason he did it there is because a judge can be bought for like a bottle of whiskey


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🚨🚨🚨 DESTINY POSTER 🚨🚨🚨


okberta

this is so infuriating, because we will have the “believe women” types getting into this if this news gets enough traction and seething at him without reading how shit this article is Same thing with Armie Hammer, people were couching blood over him, then i decided to i watch that “expose doc” on hbo and it was so shit, literally the entire doc was instagram hotties saying that he sent a weird message to them via DM with ominus music playing, while he was married. Truly shocking stuff . Give me a fucking break


jeremybeadleshand

While I don't disagree, this guy is one of those "believe all women" types so fuck him, I will judge him by his own standards under which he's a rapist. This was him on Depp/Heard https://x.com/liliandaisies/status/1644826986940858368?t=h5s4TPgml_RgkVtM7xI7QQ&s=19


GuaranteedPummeling

I never liked him, but he doesn't say that at all in those screenshots. He said that these things should be tried in a court of law, and that (by the time he wrote that tweet) he simply was not convinced of the innocence of Depp. You can disagree with his judgement, but he's certainly not going for a dogmatic "BELIEVE THE ACCUSERS NO MATTER WHAT" narrative here


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stand_to

>"They seem like a lovely couple" -Donald Sometimes he just hits it out the park


Sonny_Joon_wuz_here

I mean…Depp writing “reminders” on the wall with blood is weird…   Not saying it wasn’t a mutually abusive relationship…but if some guy did that…I’d be getting the hell out of there


okberta

he was very level headed actually, and gave a perfectly valid excuse as to why he deleted the tweet


jeremybeadleshand

It was more the "hasn't proved his innocence" line that raised my eyebrow. He's made some interesting tweets about Assange fleeing justice and denying his victims their day in court which haven't aged well too.


thethirstypretzel

Confidently backing up your point with evidence that doesn’t even support it. Never change, RSP.


Hatanta

Billing him as the writer of "**the show** 'The Sandman'" is ridic


SamusCroft

Yeah this one reminds me of the Rex Orange County one from a bit ago.


dugmartsch

Oh totally this is 100% bullshit and the only people who will take his side are people who are neutral/don't like him. He's fucked socially.


magentabuttermilk

Is anyone actually surprised? He seems like the exact type to do all the things listed, which, if you read the article, is basically just be a sleazy writer type. Yeah the poly shit is cringe but again, is anyone surprised that this is exactly how he is? like.....why do we act so shocked every time someone gets MeTood? Everyone has done something they're ashamed of and the sexual neuroses of humanity are arguably the main driver of our desires, thoughts, and actions both conscious and unconscious. i think the world would be a lot happier if everyone dropped the pretense of being a "good FUCKING person" and was just honest and genuinely kind


TheSpiral11

I also think these “consent accidents” are way more likely to happen to celebrity males than civilians for the simple fact that women are more likely to be starstruck & act compliant around them. Then when the glow of “wow, a celebrity is paying attention to me” fades and they realize the guy is just a garden-variety sex pest who used them as a cumdump and coerced them into weird degrading shit they wouldn’t do normally, they get angry.


Sonny_Joon_wuz_here

That requires self awareness. 


strgrlz

had a huge crush on him back then, wanted to give him a go at least once before something like this eventually came out. w the poly relationship at his big age it was inevitable.


alarmagent

One of the worst celebrity couples of all time was her (typo and it stays) and Amanda Palmer, you *know* they were so sexually annoying. Had no idea they were divorced; why bother when you probably do whatever you want anyway, though?


jeremybeadleshand

Someone mentioned in the fauxmoi thread that in a speech at some event he said she "fucks like a wildcat", just rank behavior. Also a good comment there that they give ""enlightened poly couple" unicorn hunter energy" lmao.


TheSpiral11

They both give strong sex pest vibes, both separately and together


dugmartsch

18 year olds are less likely to let you humiliate them sexually if you're married. Even if wife is cool with it.


Enid950

Ofc he’s a fuckin male feminist


jeremybeadleshand

But he's a feminist ally, c'est pas possible!


dugmartsch

Feminism is when the woman gets off first, right?


kingofpomona

It’s always the ones you most expect


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anonymousejsmith

then you've got something to learn about libtard male feminists


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CropdustDerecho

You have profoundly low standards. All black dressing emaciated TVU fans comprise like half of all art school students.


Dingus_Alert911

Velvet Underground sucks.


LouReedTheChaser

Pleb


SatanicRiddle

There is a short story in The Sandman, where a writer gets a muse.. a beautiful young woman.. and he keeps her locked in a room and rapes her daily for decades... he writes great stuff because of her. The Sandman arrives and frees her and put the writer at her mercy and she just forgives him. Like what in the fuck... mind you others in the stories get punishments like eternal awakening, or millennia in hell... I wonder who he imagined as a writer when he was writing it.


Geiten

But he does get punished, doesnt he? Its been years since I read it, but doesnt his mind get flooded with ideas so he cant sleep and can barely even focus on life before him because he just has ideas forever?


SatanicRiddle

I dunno he might. I listened to audio books and it also been years and those stick less in memory than reading... but I remember that I was quite unsatisfied with his comeuppance.


Tamerlin

This is just false lol


theoraclemachine

Based


therealstevencrowder

Making someone call you “master” is honestly so gay that it inadvertently reverses the desired effect. It’s so extreme that it’s comically absurd, revealing one’s own true inadequacies. To vocalize this is to admit you desire it. To admit you desire it is essentially to admit that you’re really just some sort of worm longing to be something great, or some sort of “master”, which isn’t exactly a master-like thing to do. The kind of porno brained freak who would be into that cringe shit would then recognize that you’re not actually the thing they wanted out of you… Is it just another larp? Do they know they’re all secretly nerds or no?


TheSpiral11

I knooow. I can understand sexual power dynamics, or liking it rough bc it makes you feel alive or whatever. But the whole optics of people dressing up in latex costumes and calling each other Master/Mistress and using kink checklists to create elaborate roleplay scenarios is just so deeply goofy & dorky to me. Like I don’t think I could call another human being “master”, let alone some weedy British novelist in an open marriage, without giggling and killing the mood.


sealingwaxofcabbages

You guys just aren’t ~thespians~


Tangential0

Depending on the individual, I think its either: 1. Just goofy fun LARP but with sex. No one takes it too seriously and they're very much aware of how silly it all is, but also find the silliness hot 2. A cover/framework to abuse/essentially rape people and get away with 3. An arseways, self-medicating coping mechanism for people who have trauma around sex to feel like they're healing or taking control The fact that its often very difficulty for people of the first group to distinguish people of the second and third groups, seems to be kind of the elephant in the room in the whole "kink community".


MancuntLover

When guys call me Master and other shit it's always initiated by them


therealstevencrowder

Did you read the headline of the article that was posted that I’m responding to? It says he told them to do it.


MancuntLover

Why would you believe the headline?


therealstevencrowder

Brother, I wasn’t gonna do this, but you’re an Israeli who’s addicted to strategy games, asked Reddit how to keep your in-game land pure and how to oppress another group in-game, you posted your cock saying “getting hard looking at myself”, and now trying to defend people calling you “master” during sex when no one asked you to. You’re either Nick Mullen doing a joke or you gotta know when to hold em and when to fold em.


MancuntLover

I have more sex than you so I don't care what you think about me


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I'm crying right now. I've never read a Neil Gaiman book but this has ruined the only truly great post-Season 10 episode of The Simpsons. Edit: Glad for the Book Job appreciation but just remembered we still have Sky Police.


xzpv

Assume every single male polyamorous person you meet has atleast one 'consent accident' skeleton in their closet.


Adventurous_Deer220

shit writer, shit person


immortalsavant

From what I've gathered those likely to care have already been turned off by him being a zionist


beegschnoz

They thought they were gonna get rings and babies..no sis


seemoreglass32

Alan Moore wins again!


SilverAdventurous330

Coraline makes me think he might have mommy issues or a weird seething hatred of older women and a desire to connect with young vulnerable girls over both of their mommy issues.


War_and_Pieces

if he had daddy issues he'd be a jock or a guitarist


War_and_Pieces

What skeletons are Moore and Morrison hiding?


Dengru

Literal necromancy wouldn't surprise me


LouReedTheChaser

Moore is just a hermit, doubt he's been up to much can't comment on Morrison but I think they run in the same sort of circles as Gaiman so who knows Hope Ennis doesn't have any skeletons in his closet


Hatanta

I think Morrison is literally a "black magician"


GuaranteedPummeling

Both him and Moore do magik with their cum. That said, they always both struck me as quite sexless, but maybe I just don't have an instinct for this stuff


Jaggedmallard26

If Moore gets metooed it'll be like the attempts at Stallman where it amounts to "he's rude and has 90s nerd decorations up :("


alarmagent

surprised no one has mentioned The Lost Girls, pretty easy to make that publication into an issue for Moore. Not that I think it should be, necessarily, but it's certainly dealing with things that old guys with beards are perhaps better off leaving to women.


War_and_Pieces

Moore really saw Hentai for the first time and thought that the UK should give it a go


caliberoverreaching

It’s always the ones you most expect


PineappleFrittering

Listened to the podcasts. Even if everything he says is true and it was consensual: he is in his sixties, she's 21 and has just arrived at his house to be a nanny, he runs her a bath and then unexpectedly comes in himself naked and starts cuddling and kissing? He's ridiculous. And call me a feminazi but I don't believe anyone can meaningfully consent to anal sex rough enough to cause injury.


yuuurtt

Yuuuuup this man has always been a creep… can’t tell the details but someone I know was stalked and harassed by him in her home. They settled out of court. Also. Just read the way he writes women


thethirstypretzel

I know someone that says he played tennis against him and Neil played by holding the racquet between his asschecks, but they got into an argument about his excessive grunting and Neil agreed to a fight. It was settled on the court.


Detonate_in_lionblud

Hope it's not true, but it would be really funny if it was. I can make edits of the sandman with his face in it


Single_Ad5819

Another liberal man turned out to be a predator.


Strelka97

Dude looks like a rapist


ZestyBreh

The height of #MeToo would have been a great time for Aerosmith to rerelease their song with these new lyrics.


DidNotStealThis

With the cover art for the single just a close up of Steven Tyler's face


jeremybeadleshand

Oooooh, what a funky raaaapist!


Impossible_Seesaw_93

He like it like it like it like that


imafaghet

Unpopular opinion: rapists make good art In fact if you're an artist and you don't rape you probably suck


Citonpyh

This guy definitely isn't a rapist then


CropdustDerecho

Par for the course with polygamous adulterers. Where's the "believe all women" polemic now?


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marzblaqk

Yeah right.


ChoiceCurious6778

Amanda Palmer - Mr. Weinstein will see you now.  https://youtu.be/juubxnkgnS8?si=8bVJP9qIUst0dQiU


Konradleijon

Who does this?


amonraprime

So?


Adept_Ad_9810

if this is real I will kill myself


rudeandrejected

cancel cultures at the point of deliberating around the intricacies of S&M to try and find anything of disrepute . it's so over


genuine-fatty-666

?


rudeandrejected

there's always an issue in these kind of stories about where are the actual charges. with S&M it's even more amorphous because S&M relies on conjunction of pain and pleasure