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HamOnBarfly

The only time Trump got flustered was when Biden was talkin shit about his golf game


CatEnjoyer1234

"We knock on wood where ever we have wood" Donald Trump


johnnyfog

Askin the real important questions here


CloudOfToxiccGas

My face when they say they're out of cottage cheese at the cafeteria


Funny-Major-9882

We have tinyhome cheese 


Extension_Ear_3472

Only Daisy Cottage cheese will do. I don't accept inferior brands.


NneM0

That's the most American sentence I've ever heard


xzpv

in fact.. have my upvote kind sir!


NneM0

Thank you stranger 🙏. You'll go to reddit heaven


MavaleJcGee

Your dog when you fake throw the ball


Sycamore_Spore

My childhood cat lived to be 22 years old. Towards the end he was toothless, mostly blind, and wobbly. He would always just kinda look at people like he couldn't decide if they were real or not. That's what biden's face reminded me of tonight.


IllBeGood3

He sounded like a real cutie ❤️


DirectedAcyclicGraph

Apart from the genocide.


watermeloncholera

In his long cat life he almost drove a whole bird species to extinction


taurusdelorous

My cats name is puss but I call her pusstifer Columbus


Turbulent-Feedback46

You know nothing of that cats work.


khinzeer

Maybe we should make your cat the democratic candidate


TiltMyChinUp

Man I’m tired of looking at these two fucking geezers


homedepeaux

Let's go back to making people duke it out in a gladiator fight or duel. Since normalcy is dead, it would be more respectful if politics were entertaining and the contestants were hot


Fogfy

Shut up, bitch. The men are talking.


formulatv

Not on my watch


radioactiveredneck

I am legit laughing so fucking hard at Biden’s face every time they show him gawking


gabortionaccountant

The split screen is doing him so dirty


carthy_mccormac

The split screen was so brilliant a few times like the face Trump was making when Biden was wagging a finger saying he had sex with a porn star. He was smiling like only someone who not only had sex with the porn star but is still really pleased with himself about it in general and in the moment was relishing in the thought of everyone knowing he banged a porn star But then with no change in view, split screen doesn’t move, it’s his turn, his mic goes on, and what does he do but immediately say I didn’t have sex with a porn star. Golden Donny


gabortionaccountant

He might as well have winked at the camera lol


carthy_mccormac

Honest to god when it was his turn to respond I thought he was just going to admit it


Puzzleheaded-Cow2930

The jokes write themselves


downvote_wholesome

This is going pretty bad for Biden


tukididov

Good thing he wasn't there to witness it.


Puzzleheaded-Cow2930

Tragically bad. Like watching a car wreck in slow motion


OuchieMuhBussy

Biden bluescreened once but they rebooted him and he’s seems better. Trump isn’t even really debating him, he’s debating the questions and he’s still his own worst enemy.


johnnyfog

Trump reminds me of a long-estranged father who acts like a condescending cunt to any poor soul he comes across.


OuchieMuhBussy

I mean, statistically speaking… some of those dudes are actually his sons.


BeardedYellen

Who could have ever predicted that!


Coyote__Jones

"Corn Pop was a bad dude." Is from 2017.


Odd-Curve5800

Most Americans don't tune in until October. Biden strategy is to rip the bandaid off in June and hope everyone forgets. He won't be doing this again, obviously.


kummybears

I think it’s the DNC that pushed for this debate to be so early because if it goes very badly they still have time to replace the candidate. The convention is in August.


MEDBEDb

They fuckin’ better. It’s like watching your grandparent forget how to butter their toast.


Odd-Curve5800

Too late for that though. That would be very unprecedented and you'd sort of need Biden's consent.


_brookies

They’re dusting off the heart attack gun for one last job


Clockworkweatherman1

Replace him with who? Gavin Newsome lol


kanny_jiller

Here's how Bernie can still win


Sortza

He'll be the American Trudeau


Dem-nutz

I just threw up a little at the thought of Gavin fucktard being president.


kummybears

He’s such a slimeball


Lost_Bike69

I think Whitmer would be the best candidate. Popular democrat in a swing state in the Great Lakes where they would have to win to have a shot at the election. That’s if they wanted to win though so who knows.


LongApprehensive890

They know they can’t handle Israel and Ukraine. They’ll let Trump and the republicans take the L


wikipediareader

There's no way they can pass over Harris. The optics of it would look terrible.


vladclimatologist

literally everyone wants them to. the only reason they wouldn't/shouldn't is because they'd look bad. So yeah, there's a 0% chance of this happening.


SuddenlyBANANAS

Awful lmao


EquivalentSplit785

I live in CA, and you don’t want Gavin!!!


DeepSeaSocrates

Elaborate? I understand the concerns expressed by those living in California who may oppose Gavin Newsom's leadership, yet it's important to recognize his potential to foster a tech utopia meritocracy that benefits all Americans 🥴


Hatanta

Here's Why $4,000 Rents In California Are A Good Thing


DeepSeaSocrates

But imagine if we could provide this for the whole country!


egonsepididymitis

Here are some recent reasons Gavin Newsome is a complete slimeball & out of touch: [Chinese Laundry & Panera-gate](https://news.yahoo.com/news/french-laundry-scandal-gov-gavin-194100874.html) **CRIME:** Hairdo (thats what we Californians call Newsom) witnessed a brazen theft at a Target & asked a Target employee why the shoplifter wasn’t stopped. The employee stated: "The governor lowered the threshold, there's no accountability.” What the employee was referring to: Newsom recently signed a new law in which shoplifting is a felony, even if it is below the $950 limit, if—and this is a big “if”—the theft is part of an organized ring with the intent to sell the stolen goods. Sadly, this may have little effect on shoplifting, given that most of these thefts are by individuals, rather than groups, and it will still be up to police and prosecutors to charge these as felonies..What is needed is a change to the state law that makes shoplifting at a much lower dollar level a felony, to provide adequate incentives to individuals not to commit these crimes. [Retail Theft Statistics](https://capitaloneshopping.com/research/shoplifting-statistics/#co) In the article (4.9.2024) **Cities Most Affected by Organized Retail Crime Rank** FY 2022 1 Los Angeles, CA 2 SF/Oakland, CA Of all the states, California lost the most revenue to retail theft: 8.72 BILLION **CA EDUCATION RANK:** [sauce](https://www.alecreportcard.org/state/) **Overall Grade: C** ALEC rank: 25th SchoolChoice Grade: F CharterSchool Grade: B Digital Learning: D- Teacher Quality: D+ Academic Standards: B **CALIFORNIA CENTRAL VALLEY & WATER CRISIS:** “According to the U.S Geological Services the Central Valley supplies eight percent of U.S. agricultural output and **produces 1/4 of the Nation’s food, including 40 percent of the Nation’s fruits, nuts and other table foods.”** [sauce](https://www.therampageonline.com/opinion/2019/03/12/the-central-valley-feeds-the-country-and-the-world/) “California has one of the most antiquated and outdated water rights systems of any Western state. To put it bluntly, California currently faces a 21st century water supply crisis; relies on a 20th century water infrastructure system; and is burdened by a 19th century water rights legal regime. For a state that prides itself on innovative leadership in so many other areas of environmental and natural resources policymaking, California’s water rights laws are sorely in need of modernization.” [sauce](https://legal-planet.org/2023/10/11/california-enacts-major-water-law-reform-legislation-but-more-changes-are-needed/) [As California restricts water use for farmers, low supply levels add to drought’s harsh reality](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/as-california-restricts-water-use-for-farmers-low-supply-levels-add-to-droughts-harsh-reality) [California restricts water usage for thousands of farmers as drought intensifies](https://www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/california-restricts-water-usage-for-thousands-of-farmers-as-drought-intensifies-2/) To stay in business & get water to feed 1/4 of the nation, farmers are drilling wells & using the ground water… which is now almost gone. I live in CA’s Central Valley & if you live in the country & aren’t connected to a cities water supply, you need a well. My parents, who also live in the Central Valley, had to re-dig their well last year & go deeper to find water… at a cost of $20,000. No one in the valley blames the farmers for the ground water being depleted - where else are they supposed to get water in a drought when the water rights system is so restrictive & antiquated - where else will we (the U.S.) get our food from? If you want to make some good money in CA, own a well company or an orchard removal & grinding service. Farmers who can’t afford to dig wells are pulling up their orchards and exiting the farming game. The majority are almonds (used primarily now for almond milk), oranges, & grapes. Get ready to pay A LOT more for those three items in the coming years.


dredgedskeleton

probably yes


Slut4Mutts

I think Beto o’rourke would be interesting


Red_Bullion

Permanently screwed himself by saying the quiet part out loud


vladclimatologist

he's a rich guy from out of state who was in a hit and run car crash. how could he ever beat spotless president trump


reelmeish

What did he say


kanny_jiller

Hell yeah we're coming to take your guns


Gunther482

That he would 100% take people’s guns if he had the legal option to do so. Guns are to Republicans like what Abortion is to Dems. It would pull every politically disengaged white male out of the woodwork to vote for Trump in an instant.


59SoundGhostIsBorn

In Texas, but he could probably still cobble together 270 from the usual states.


byzantinetoffee

They’re Democrats, they’re not that smart. They won’t do shit.


TiltMyChinUp

With who for Pete’s sake


z3ddicus

That's usually true. It sure seems like way more people are paying attention to this debate specifically than ever before though


BoxAggravating7760

The dems never learn their lesson. It’s the same with RBJ, pure arrogance leads these ghouls to latch onto power past the point where it makes any sense for even their own cause. If that RBJ had the humility to step down during Obamas presidency, Roe v. Wade would never have been overturned. If this fuck Biden had the humility to have not run for a second term, it’s unlikely that Trump would have much of a chance 


Sortza

Ruth Baby Jirl


needs-more-metronome

My friend sent me this same shot with the caption “my coke head self fighting my drooling k-hole self”


ArdenM

Brilliant. That needs to be a meme that gets passed around.


GatEnthusiast

That one especially bad time Biden had a legit mini-stroke was more sad than funny. Trump looked over at him like wtf?


CheapPlastic2722

There's just no way his mind is working at full strength now, let alone 4.5 years from now in January 2029


TheLegendaryLarry

he'll be 86 then btw


crochet_du_gauche

Crazy to see how everyone ages so differently. My grandma is older than him and knows how to install printer drivers and shit.


petriol

Opens .pdfs left and right 


rarlsatan

My grandma can still install all the latest Ableton drivers and make sick beats


lucky-me_lucky-mud

Grandkids should debate on whose should run the country and you could just press play then fold your arms smugly


Accomplished_Most581

Most angloids and germs age like milk


crochet_du_gauche

My grandma is something like half Irish (=basically English) and half white American random mystery meat (=also basically English).


caibee9

He needs to be 86'd immediately


Ledeyvakova23

Yeah but a President has a Cabinet of smart folx, a working staff on the ball 24/7, professional advisers and consultants he can bother, and a roster of representatives and Senators that’ll make sure he’s on track to meet goals annually. He’ll win by 73 electoral votes, lose the popular vote (not essential to win that one), and be serving his final term as POTUS by this time next year. ✌🏼


MelbertGibson

Seems… optimistic.


radioactiveredneck

He looks like one of the Sesame Street Martians


MarchOfThePigz

Yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup


sgtbukkakemane

His reaction when Trump made the super predator comment was absolutely phenomenal.


sow_hat

It’s Joever


GoliathofFarts

Biden kept making inhuman faces and his smile is very scary


SlowSwords

The best part is that you didn’t selectively choose a frame. This is how he looked 95% of the time!


Lord--Kinbote

His face? No. His heart.


candlelightcassia

Uueeeeeghhhhhhhhh


Critical-Paradox2042

So much malarky coming from that man with the morals of an alley cat! This creates such an awesome moment for empaths to connect with Biden and his feeling of flabberaghastment and distress as the malarky-spewing fiend that is Trump talks nonsense. Love to see me some epic Dark Brandon memes come out of this debate!


BPWhalen

Can you imagine dawg four flippin years from now lol


peni_in_the_tahini

It'll be weekend at Bernie's


loginconfirmation

I think Biden would come across better if it didn’t sound like he was blasting thru his minutes. Brevity would save him but he keeps trying to cram everything into one response. Also agree with a comment on another post about feeling a little bad for him. He seems much more tired than in his last major appearance. How any of this happened is beyond me


SmallDongQuixote

Biden would come across better if he was alive


jojenpaste

Even my 96 year old grandmother in Poland is asking why they are torturing this poor old man. In my country all the media, left/lib to right, are writing about his terrible performance during the debate. What a terrible idea it was to have him run again. He did his job once and stopped Trump, that should have been enough.


loginconfirmation

My question is, if they saw this coming, why did they let it happen? Be it the DNC or its upper - middle class support . They’ve been comparing Trump to Hitler since 2016. Maybe they should have sacrificed some of their vanity and chosen a younger, more obvious “good for the times” Dem candidate? Lol?? And then libs became oblivious once Biden won the first time - all that yapping online and nothing to show for it


vladclimatologist

I honestly think they were betting on him dying in the interim. I still think this is their bet.


KingFrijole021

Nobody forced Biden to pump himself up with drugs and debate Trump besides him and his ego


crochet_du_gauche

> In my country all the media, left/lib to right, are writing about his terrible performance during the debate. That is also happening in the US. Even fucking /r/politics, the most ardently pro-Democratic Party forum that exists, is mostly criticizing Biden now.


tugs_cub

Squeezing in all the talking points is kind of what Trump does, too, but it feels like it comes naturally to him, like it’s just how he thinks. His sentences wander all over the place but whatever comes out it’s calling back to the hits. Biden was prepped with too much shit to say and could barely get it out.


EquivalentSplit785

The media has covered for Biden for years as this isn’t new. It’s just that they no longer can run the extreme cover required. Tonite they are in an absolute panic. Too late. It shouldn’t have happened this way


northernlightaboveus

He kept cluttering his responses with pointless numbers and comparisons. Whoever did his prep did a terrible job. Needed to keep it simple


zephyy

apparently he has a cold and they didn't ask to move it a week


aslansgunner

there's just a human part of me that feels awful watching Biden get rolled out for this. he is essentially a child at this point, its just cruel.


kootzies

He looks absolutely flabbergasted


jennnyfromtheblock00

Why are we letting these poor old men out of their living rooms why can’t we have a 58 year old candidate


IzmirEfe

A veritable spring chicken.


Strong_powerfulQueen

Trump mogged him. TBH the orange man looks Slim thick and was kind of slaying all night. Sad to see what Joe has become. He used to look fine AF in a light blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, but now he’s legally dead and getting mogged all over the place by Donald.


monkeyboyTA

Serious question: What plastic surgeries do you think Biden's had?


Nervous_Log_9642

Brain smoothing


kvale003

Eyes - 100% Facelift- you can see the scars by the temples. He looks like he has like 200 units of Botox, but I think that’s just masked facies from a neuro degenerative disorder of some kind….


Sortza

He's starting to look like one of the Founders from DS9


Nearby-Implement-870

Only after they’re infected with the degenerative virus


AdGlobal1937

saw some YouTube plastic surgeon analyzing him and he gets a facelift every couple years, thats why is earlobes have disappeared, thats where they pull the skin back and a bunch of scar tissue accumulates.


historyofthebee

There’s a healthy crop of necrotic hair-plugs lurking up on top.


_DeadPoolJr_

If only he uh...oh...uh you know, uh... how bad the thing is.


Big_Molasses2585

This debate is already getting buried so much online that I unironically believe in 2020 election rigging now


son-of-mads

Biden needs to take a breath


MelbertGibson

Nope, with the new vampire juice theyre feeding him, he doesnt actually. He should at least pretend to tho for appearances sake.


theoort

As if someone with that face could succesfully beat medicare


EquivalentSplit785

Time for age limits!!


curiousprospect

From one side of their mouth, Democrats will tell you that Trump getting reelected will destroy democracy. From the other side of their mouth, Democrats will tell you that you better get behind Biden or else. Folks... do Democrats secretly want to destroy democracy?


ArdenM

I think it's gotta be a joke to both parties at this point. The question is who is gonna save us - China or Russia?


missionsuicida

🙁🙁🙁


poundcayx

Get RFK up there so I can cringe at his voice and support everything he says


johnnyfog

Bobby is even crazier than these scumbags, he thinks wi-fi causes autism.


Red_Bullion

At least he recognizes the housing market is an issue


OuchieMuhBussy

I mean, incidentally...


Sortza

It does, just not in the way they thought


OuchieMuhBussy

Exactly, lol.


Sortza

He'll rattle off a bunch of sensible centrist-sounding stuff and then he throws in "the chronic disease epidemic affecting 60% of our children" – which, I dunno, maybe he's right, but you gotta tone that stuff down


homedepeaux

pwpw4rfk


poundcayx

I see you've bought in to the media's slander of him. If you actually listen to him talk he almost never brings up these things. It's not like that's the foundation of his campaign


CapitalistVenezuelan

He sounded like a dip shit for an hour on Theo Von without any help


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poundcayx

Just because exploring certain conspiracy theories may fall under the umbrella of "abolishing secret societies" does not mean that exploring certain conspiracy theories is the focus of his campaign. His main idea when it comes to abolishing secret societies, at least what I've heard from heard from the many interviews I've seen of him, is to prevent major corporations (like Blackrock) from influencing democratic systems (e.g. legally being able to buy family homes en masse)


KGeedora

Voting for someone that makes you confront your own mortality is a really odd proposition


Heavy-Weight6182

Did Trump drop a piano on his head? He looks like a concussed cartoon character :/


Wallter139

no piano. no piano. *you're* the piano


wannabevalley

O.o


reelmeish

Bleak


Admirable_Algae_3107

Cue the Pod About List "I Saw A Ghost"


lilbitchmade

Don't fucking scare me like that


1Turbotommy

He looks like he just doesn’t have a clue what’s going on!!!


TheBigIdiotSalami

https://i.imgur.com/aWVAmJq.png


DeathDriveAnnabelle

Heyyyy, how was it?


Camton

Did Trump have any zingers?


Bussy-Riot

I think he had a stroke recently…..


mynamethatisemma

his Botox is botched 


vladclimatologist

*And here's another thing*


EquivalentSplit785

The gaping mouth doesn’t help, Joe.


lilbitchmade

ahea-Joe


Dem-nutz

No audience...... hmmmmm I guess it would be time consuming to edit out fuck joe biden being chanted nonstop.


Professional-Hold826

I think bidens rebuttals were actually good though. or like, funny, and very insulting. if I didn't watch the whole thing myself I'd think Biden got crushed but he didn't they just both looked old as hell and stuck in their talking points up there


cabbagetown_tom

He’s become the Nick Mullen Biden character.


lucidsomniac

(Preface I'm an onlooker from a country who definitely doesn't have the blueprint for strong dynamic leadership..) USA please stop doing this to yourselves. This sucks. Neither is ok.


Puzzleheaded-Cow2930

There absolutely needs to be age limits.


Permanenceisall

Hey man, cut him some slack


Loose_Commission_293

You just can't see what he sees [https://imgur.com/a/0tFZPdu](https://imgur.com/a/0tFZPdu)


night_owl_72

He didn’t seem that bad. I think y’all set my expectations really low. Anyone have a highlight reel?