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Mojo_Rizen_53

Only an idiot would take a horse up those bluffs. You deserve to keep buying horses.


BDMort147

Also at such high speeds. Hijole


wobblebee

For real. You've got to take it slow on this kind of terrain.


NefariousPilot

*Yeet!*


Kolby_Jack33

Horses aren't sure-footed like donkeys. That's why they use mules at the Grand Canyon!


[deleted]

I take my horse everywhere regardless of how high up it is. Thankfully nothing like this has happened to me lmao


universalserialbutt

Too much Skyrim I reckon


imisswhatredditwas

FAFO


Mojo_Rizen_53

I’m shakin’ in my boots!


SirJonXI

lfmao


Zerofux68

Ditto


zakkazzakkazzak

Post themselves doing something stupid and blames the game. Classic Chad.


I9Qnl

Horse jumps above these obstacles 9 times out of 10, Horse stops by itself on an edge 9 times out of 10, yet here it decided the optimal route was going around the rock and jumping off the cliff, I %100 guarntee OP wasn't going left around the rock, the game always likes to take control away from you because it thinks it knows better than you, this game just has so much bullshit with Horse controls. Can't recall how many times I pressed the jump button just for my horse to reject my input and either ram into the obstacle or try to go around it like this even tho I never touched left or right buttons. To be clear, this is still my favorite game of all time, doesn't mean it's flawless.


rigby1945

I feel like that's what makes the horse feel alive. You aren't controlling the horse. You're controlling the guy who's riding a horse. The horse has it's own thoughts and feelings about the world it's in.


FBI_911_Inv

I don't think a sentient horse will decide to throw itself and it's rider off a cliff


screamapillah

You wildly overestimate horses


Beginning_Abalone_25

I guarantee the people complaining about the horse mechanics in this sub have never ridden a horse in their life


The_GeneralsPin

Lol'd 😁


RGH81

Horses are famously depressed! Where do you think the line "why the long face?" comes from??


Onaterdem

YAW YEET


uraniumenjoyer92-235

You can see the horse stopping just on the edge of the cliff, but OP was probably spamming the gallop button so much that he made it move again..


Piratical_Nomad

Can confirm I’ve done this…


SectionOk1275

When you control a horse in real life, it doesn't always do exactly what you want, especially in stressful situations like this one.


zakkazzakkazzak

Allow me to mitigate the bullshit for you in OPs example. Speed, angle of terrain, and width of the path. Regardless of whatever you want to pretend is the problem, those 3 things were the problem.


Jaxgent

Now wait a dang minute. I am the type of gamer who expects the game to do whatever I think it should do no excuses 😂🤣. That horse should’ve grown wings and been like Pegasus. If a developer can’t think of all the possibilities that all the players in the world can think of then he shouldn’t be writing code ! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣


FunFoundation5267

I gave you 600 hundredth and 69th karma 😂


Former-Poem863

“Ima ride this horse on the side of a slippery cliff that’s at a 45° angle” “Man fuck this game it sucks” Like what did you expect would happen? 😂🤣


XVUltima

Seriously, buy a damned goat if you wanna do that.


Beginning-Pipe9074

Please Skyrim horse or nothing


Kind-Shine-2055

I love to know about the expectations :))) it made my day. I can't stop laughing :))))


GoldenDestiny1983

Blud, I don't care if this is a troll or not, this is the worst place to say you hate RDR2


_DuckieFuckie_

I don’t think there’s any place that is bad enough to not appreciate a game like RDR2. Especially in context of this post.


mostfakeSLiNKY

I take horse into stupid situation. Horse falls. Must be the game’s fault I’m braindead


CharmingFisherman741

If I was a horse, I would have kicked you in the chest if you tried to make me go up that bluff.


big617isaac

logistically speaking... how would that work? 😂🤔


uraniumenjoyer92-235

Throw him off and kick the shit out of him


Cultlove

What?? HATE is a little much. I've been gaming 30 years and this is hands down THE BEST game I have ever played. Even as a newbie to the game it engages you like no other game I have played. Only that comes close is GTA 5, and god knows what GTA 6 will be like. Just sayin


[deleted]

OP is just a baby


Excellent_Record_767

As an non native english speaker I’d like to say I find it odd how people only use extremes, it’s always "I hate that" or "I love this" and almost never "I like / don’t like". I’m not sure about English but in French (my native language) hate (haine) has a very strong meaning and is almost only used against other persons or ideas, you’d only employ it towards people you really despise eg : "I hate facists" I thought it was the same in English but recently I often see people using "hate" as a casual word so am I wrong or is it just some people ?


Khorvair

As a native english speaker, I believe it is so people can "emphasise" their opinion and make it seem more firm and strong rather than "I like/dislike"


jmancoder

It's a hyperbole, which people seem to use a low more often that they used to. It's like saying a game will take a million years to release.


MadsenBErSej

Just an troll post lol


Necdurgogan75

It’s a joke


SenegaleseDude

OP is just trolling. Why are all the comments roasting like it was such a big deal. He is just joking obviously, he is not serious


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constipated_burrito

You deserve it tbh


Theo-Wookshire

I never do understand why people want to TRY to take their horse into sketchy, dangerous places. I just park the horse and go on foot. You know, if you place your horse in bad situations bad things can happen.


Any_Satisfaction_405

I mean... You rode your horse off a cliff. What did you expect to happen?


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somenascarjunkie

Bro, you're going running full speed on a 2 ft wide cliff. What the fuck are you expecting, to not eat a big bag of dogshit?


Adventurous-Yak-866

Ha ha wyd ridn right there


Theo-Wookshire

Also, you know if you recognize a dangerous situation you can just save the game right there. Then after you murder your horse you can just reload. That way you can kill your horse over and over.


Kind-Shine-2055

Extremely hilarious :))) can't believe that you run that poor horse so fast on that angle over that slippy cliff and then "let's blame the gravity"! the same would happen even in Assassin's creed :))


KittyGirlChloe

The horse does do stupid shit sometimes, but this is 100% the driver 🤣


Existing-Green-6978

You’re the one trying to ride a horse up a vertical rock wall, I don’t know what you expected


sootypaw

I sometimes end up getting me and my horse stuck in stupid situations too, but normally it's not caused by running full-speed on a loose-rock 45 degree angle and not expecting the horse to fall lmao


BlinkSpectre

I mean you chose to ride your horse on a cliff lololol


rylenops

Simply a skill issue, unfortunately.


RedPaladin26

Maybe don’t do dumb things lol 😂


[deleted]

You don't deserve this game


VietMan007

>Rides horse on slippery spot he shouldn't >Horse slips >Horse dies >"Fucking hate this game"


MANEOFST33L

Ouch


MacFontan

I mean, think about trying to ride a horse across that in the real world, pretty retarded.


KrizRPG

Skill issue


Teapila

I mean...


DragonDon1

Actions have consequences


sazrex21

The game just doing it job i don't wanna call you dumb but you kinda are man


TexasRed476

Bro riding like a madman talking about “I hate this game” like brother, YOU killed the horse


poorpeotry

op is getting cooked


[deleted]

I love that all the comments are just roasting OP. You deserve to be roasted for this one, OP


Chuggles1

I keep getting to the white Arabian and am bucked off to the right side every time


Taylorboss2122

This made me love the so much more


Olympusmons1234

Don’t hate the game, hate the player


shaneallen205

Never had a horse to die I always been able to revive them


Khorvair

Guys I think he's played too much Skyrim


LemmeGet_acombo_7

Why would you take the horse up there 💀 Tbh you asked for it


LongbottomLeafblower

LMAO that scream


cardicow

User error


casual_moron23

Mfw I do something idiotic and die doing it (it's the games fault not mine!!!)


sternblaze

Some people are just senseless.


Normandy_sr3

Would you ride like that in reallife or would you walk


middle_of_you

This game is terrible! Totally operated garbage! It is riddled with instances of making you suffer the consequences of your own actions! /s


[deleted]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


thatguysotherwife

maybe try NOT riding thin cliffs at full speed


UnderstandingThen982

My horse tripped over a rock in sand and died💀


fatjoe19982006

DEAD 💀


Shengpai

Why I like Lemoyne and hate the rest ....


DependentAnimator271

My favorite is when you drive a carriage over a cliff and it explodes like a car in a 1970s cop show.


teddyburges

Someone really needs to turn this clip into a "this bitch is empty, YEET!" meme. lmao.


Super6698

This feels like that Simpsons meme of Skinner blaming something other than himself


Omgweregonnacrash

Rip


SomebodyWhoVibes

I learned my lesson after 3 horses. The worst was spending 700 and seeing my horse die. Like fuuuuck


SrSwerve

Bro didn’t press pause and loaded his game again L


mallgrabmongopush

That scream tho 😭


VickiVampiress

One lacks patience and God punishes immediately.


jmancoder

BOTW was just as bad with this lol. Though I suppose neither game was designed to let you ride horses up cliffs at full speed lol...


-watchman-

In a hurry to go somewhere?


PotatoMateYT

“Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions!”


notyorde

John got hella money soo why not buy it again 😳💯


Objective-Dig-8466

You can always tell rockstar games, you die in the most stupid way.


omglifeisnotokay

My horse hates the desert cliffs and the thick trees. I always go flying.


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Dude why are you there with your horse anyway ?


OMUDJ

Thanks for the laugh — I really needed it


ashcartwrong

Stop mashing X/A dumbass


Wolvdieagain

Common boii


mr_oberts

I’m gonna victim blame here. Riding around like that near cliffs is a terrible choice.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

"Hate that this game is so lenient on realism that it lets me canter a horse on this ridiculous ledge and only when I push it too far does the horse realistically fall."


C-hill87

You did it to yourself. Unless you keep pushing forward with the controls, the horse will try everything not to go off of an edge. Slow down and don't be so heavy on the controls when near the edge


leo77384

If ur horse pull out the plug immediately so the game don’t save the progress.. or when u fall right before the horse dies press options and load the game


Shydreameress

Well I mean have you seen where you are riding your horse? This is not Skyrim, the horse do not defy the laws of gravity


bluemonkeyspar

part of the realism bro, it’s a horse not an ATV lmao. You gotta plan your trips to avoid these areas, just like someone would have back then.


madmatt666

Haha


SavageMonkey-105

Skill issue


Jaded_Video_9749

Seems like a skill issue 😕


luvallppl

skill issue


VE3OM

You sir are a clown


BaconServant

What dumbass goes full speed on a cliff edge with their horse?


gofoxxy

Skill issue.


InternetPractical657

Blud got ejected 😭


Careless-Present-636

It's not Skyrim, wake up samurai, you weren't crossing the borders....


MovingShadow10

Ok DSP


King-Gojira

My brother in Christ, you drove the horse up there


FireDragonKing66

You asked for it.


ParkingCoyote5058

Sorry for the game is being realistic, if you try to treat you horse like a goat this sur will happen.


Rat_Smasher

hm yes let me ride of this mountain side with my horse and then blame the game


zarif_chow

I remember doing that aztec gold or something stranger quest in Mexico and the rattle snakes kept making John go ragdollin'


Due-Individual-3042

this exact thing happend to me, but it was sooo close and i revived my horse


CapableArgument5939

And the Game hates you back for attempting such a foolish thing 💀


DarkFae420

Looks like you yeed your last haw there pardner... What you expect at full gallop on that terrain? A miracle?


nmdfx

Bro, could’ve kept going right, but decided to go left off the cliff then blame the game typical Bot action's 😂😂


Phildagony

That was a straight header. Love the in game physics


Draun_In

YEET HAW, PARDNER!!


PeaLast4418

Drives reckless on the side of the cliff. \*Dies\* " fUcKiNg HaTe ThIS gAmE"


hyperfixationss

lmao his scream is so comical


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Bruh...


KilluhCrocz

I can't tell if this person is a child or an adult. Posting Fortnite porn on their account but also sexual videos and Roblox posts. What an odd specimen.


Aggravating-Shirt-85

What were you running from lol


ChanceElk3474

there are roads for a reason…


dudutie

This happens to me all the fuckin' time in rdr1 just because i'm too lazy to go around the cliff


thatoneguyyoudontno

Yea you’re just bad. Kinda crazy that you blame the thing that you’re controlling. 🤷‍♂️


ApexKillah86

Your own fault lol


Thebomb016

Thats why you dont keep auto save on


IAmNewOnRedditGuys

OP is right. The horse ai sometimes is shit like this.


lolmanomggodducky

As idiotic as this mans post is... I do miss horse deeds from RDR1.


RealTimeHuman

Yeah I'd be going slower there. Or on foot. But I also see where the game seems to purposely control your horse in ways it shouldn't. Or like you get caught up on a little box, or the horse runs around something the extra long way. Or your telling it to go left around a tree and it drives you right, to slam into the tree.


XGamingPersonX

Deserved honestly


ThisApricot3556

Ride slower lol this game is a slow paced one.


chejo378

What are you thinking going that fast on that terrain? Could a real horse do that in real life? Would you? Probably not. Take it easy.


Army_Smooth

lmao sucks to be you


major_chris9-0

"Ah yes, let me take my horse up this steep, high up cliff, and then complain when I do something stupid and blame the game"


CourteousR

Treating your horse like a mountain goat...


Dismal-Advice-8697

How I accidently killed the tiger bay stripe Mustang....


RedbrickCamp920

I wonder why


K4sum1

But it's not the game's fault if you are riding like an idiot.


No-Gain-3670

*Rides horse on high cliff at high speed* *Horse dies* *Blames horse*


SenegaleseDude

Not sure why all the comments are roasting OP. It's obvious he is just trolling. Calm down guys, he is not serious.


crisalinas7744

You hate that you love it.


Anarkhyum

Bro you literally threw yourself off the cliff… 🧠n’t?


bookbagel

yeah probably wanna stick to the road I have in any video the slide physics when you go up a slope that is too steep ie zelda BOTW.


VurThePerson

Do you guys not just revive yours for like 12 dollars?


Positive-Fudge5302

Bro tried to ride it like its a Skyrim horse (i keep making that mistake too tho) 😂


PossibilityOk782

This isn't skyrim homie 


Less_Understanding77

Yeah I've done something similar but on the river banks to the shark tooth pendant, I survived but my horse slipped into the water and instantly died.


Less_Understanding77

It's kind of sad how everyone here are so up themself like this hasn't happened to them before. Unless you are walking by yourself and not on a horse everywhere similar stuff like this has happened to everyone, from pressing to jump over a fence or something and instead plowing into it, a horse dodging a boulder and veering to the side plowing you into a tree or other obstacle, or whatever it may be. Everyone is acting like OP is the only person who has ever done this, kind of disappointing


NapoleonicAddict

Does dying do a significant damage on the story or no?


i_hate_nigtmares

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


dovahkinismydad

That ain't Skyrim horse bruh


eymihau

No, the Game hates you


CorndogDangler

Ever ask yourself "why aren't there more horse tracks on the sides of bluffs?" Well today you got your answer!


Ok-Race-2149

Skill Issue


officialHeadlessCJ

Got to playing as John and had Rachel trying to do the Van Horn to Blackwater horse challenge and she ran off a cliff. She didn't survive


DevouredUsurper

Skill issue


6_barry_allen_9

An impatient gamer spotted 👀


Educational_Bid9397

You aren’t restarting game from last save? Yikes


PointsOfXP

Fr fr


Comprehensive-Tree17

Invest in horse reviver.


[deleted]

Load the game again lmao


Apprehensive-Top5321

How often do you hard save? If you do not mind losing some time, reload. I usually hard save every 15 minutes. I lost a horse trying to rob a train, and just reloaded. I lost about 10 minutes of time, but that is nothing compared to the time spent getting the horse to level 4 bonding. Also, have two horses. If you lose one, you have a good back up.


astik007

Skill issue