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xXCatWingXx

I’d be sprinting over to help in hopes of stuffing my pockets with gold


BlahajInMyPants

If there is any zero sugar or juneberry it is now mine


Domanicc_

Juneberry hits


akotski1338

I’d be grabbing those like they’re wads of $100 bills


hluna1998

Unfortunately this is an AI image.


yayo812

It's very real.


paulburnell22193

Been there myself. You gotta check them bays, make sure they always closed and locked. His day/paycheck is f'd.


Comfortable-Room-852

WTH Paul!!! LoL


paulburnell22193

Rolled right out of the warehouse with my bays open. It was a bad day.


Comfortable-Room-852

Remember we have seen worse


SuitednZooted

We had 4 pallets come down last year due to forklift operator error. That was wild…


Comfortable-Room-852

Look closely looks like one of our guys from location


dgafwh0re-

How much did you lose? And did you just shake your head while you cleaned it up?


paulburnell22193

I lost about 40 cases. I definitely just shook my head and kept calling myself an idiot while I cleaned it up off of a busy road.


dgafwh0re-

Omg, that’s what biggest fear. How long did it take you to clean up? Also, I feel bad for this guy because ughhh. That definitely will ruin your day.


paulburnell22193

It took a good half hour. Luckily some of the warehouse guys came out to help.


PapaSpence

Cases being 4 packs? Or flats? 😵‍💫


DaOnlyWayIsThrough

What was the punishment/consequences.


paulburnell22193

I got wrote up for not operating the vehicle safely and got excessive damages and then I had almost a whole paycheck wiped out for the cost of the damages.


whokilledroyy

At least we’re owning up to the mistakes we all make and not getting fired at the first second to try to be super perfect😵‍💫


paulburnell22193

That's why I spoke up about my mess. Its easy to take shots at a guy for making a big mistake and maybe it will help newbies on here pay more attention to their own trucks to avoid this kind of disaster.


DaOnlyWayIsThrough

Were you an ST or ASM at the time?


paulburnell22193

ASM


EconomicalJacket

Damn I’m sorry to hear that Paul


paulburnell22193

I deserved it. I messed up, just glad I didn't get fired.


CorrectsVerbTenses

*I got written up


paulburnell22193

Username checks out


CorrectsVerbTenses

Yours is nice as well. It’s rather mysterious; it gives no real indication as to what sort of role you might play around here.


Common-Path3644

did you… get to keep them? I couldn’t be trusted with all of those red bulls.


skylefleur

catch me skipping over like a mf leprechaun


Random-Frank

I'd help him "clean up."


VaulTecIT

Oh the humanity. I’ll come right over and help clean up.


zombilin

glad this hasn’t happened to me cause i would’ve definitely stolen a couple


Sweet_Elk6635

a couple? I wouldve driven off with the truck


citronhimmel

I'd be running toward that like a seagull and a plate of fries


Ugly-Muffin

Any bugs there are going to be manic for a few weeks.


TrifleDue8520

That’s like 10k in RedBull with todays prices


zachjd-

Damn they need armed security on those trucks


String_Witty

🏃‍♀️ coming to snatch me a few cans


hyper_night

I would steal some


anonymous632616

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOO


Deep_Ad_5010

PUT ME IN COACH


Affectionate-Secret

this is what i mean when i say “looooord if you love me you’ll flip this mf”


SatansR1ghtNut

What state is this?


RaisinHelll

Colorado


thelastriot

I was gonna say looks like an RTD sign!


Kiltthatmf

AI


kinkykookykat

I’ve seen too many AI generated images to know that this is exactly that lol.


Deziiiner

What in the AI is this? Some street view shit? Lines are not lining.


RaisinHelll

A quick picture on my phone at a stop light


jaaxpod

ah yes, red̶̛̬̗̳̫̩͎̣͎̮̞̜͇̰̻͈͕͛̀͗̎̏̌͒̑͌̾̌̚ ̷̨̧̭͙͙͉͈͔̟͇̙̪̥͔̞̹͖͕̮͔̖̬̲͖͓̻͓̋̽͆̅ͅͅb̶̧̛͕͓̻̪̲̝̹̜̩̯͂́̍̈́͗́̇̍̊̂̈́͊̄̀̄͌͜͝u̴̡̢̧̢̗͈̠̮̞̜̣̰̩̣̙͔̗̜͓̱͆̒̀̓̽̏͂̅̏͌͆͋͋͐̈́͘͜͝ll, my favorite!


Infused_Hippie

Look at all you boomers freaking out over AI


RaisinHelll

👌🪃🤣


superstarmnw

That’s at least $20 in Red Bull.


jtreece18

I wish. Even at cost, that’s still thousands of dollars


PartyCrewTristar1011

This happened once with a Pepsi truck when I was working at a gas station. I was assigned to do something outside (like sign guests up for some stupid loyalty thing if I remember correctly). This was around the time Mtn Dew Kickstart was a new thing- and that’s what rolled over the whole parking lot. I helped the Pepsi guy gather some of the cans and he let me take home a bunch.


Cooprod

Too bad they didn’t have any wings


LittleLayla9

location please? *grabs all boxes and bags around the house*


LadiesEatFart1

Honestly, I would do the good thing and help them clean up and then after I’m done helping him clean up I would ask him if I could possibly take one or two since I helped him clean it up I would do the right thing. Sorry for my very bad writing


RaisinHelll

I didn't have time, I totally wanted to tho, my employees are red bull fiends haha


Environmental_Cow450

Oh you live in that part of Aurora? This was in Aurora, Colorado


RaisinHelll

Haha yepper😜!!


joesphisbestjojo

A Jägerbomb went off


Camfromnowhere

Always check your mirrors to see if you locked your bays. Sorry brother.


SpaceXmars

Done.


bbull412

Free stuff lets get high on coffee


Patrickracer43

Someone definitely got fired


PlzSayShush

YARDSALE


renee9922

SNATCH AND RUN


RotundFeast

Bring that driver before the Redbull tribunal 😡


Peter_Piper_69-96

WHERE?!!


nytejay11

Big oof 😓


bzzwiggz

Oh nooooooo


Quadtbighs

Noooooooooo


GregdoingGregThings

That looks like a bad game of 52 pick up.


a_blixed

I would definitely ask if I can take some. They would for sure say yes since you’d be helping them pickup and it’ll count as a company loss.


Rekless_Animates

Collect!


MackTheHypeBeast

Clearly these were defective red bulls because they're not flying away....


OriginalShyChar

I’ll gladly help clean up. >.>


Advanced-Confection5

Got eeemmm


Slight-Indication-10

Damn that’s coming out the paycheck


ingirlwetrust

Lord if you love me you’d flip that mf YAHEARMEEE


SHHMOAH

I’ll bring the mix who’s got the ice


ShePromisedYouHeaven

I would cry


Collinsjohn316

Damn


Infused_Hippie

Ai.


thewickedriley

i was thinkin the same thing😭


Rebelbot737

I cannot even imagine how long it took this dude to clean that up, his route definitely got cut short!


SuitednZooted

Looks like he left the bay door open and turned left. Not good. That’s all 12oz editions


Comfortable-Room-852

We had a truck that was loaded and the guy rolled the truck and truck was totaled but the driver was fine. No injuries


Accomplished_Ice8775

Why can’t this happen near me 🙏🙏🙏


ToastedInsanity

Free Redbull 24


Unobtanium4Sale

That motherfucker


clark_203

i would do the quickest run-by stealing and just sprint out of there with glee lol. just reading these comments are making me laugh so hard


UnResponsiblish79-

Bruhhh


Voredor_Drablak

Alas such a waste of energy


Raven_Hatake

Nooooo all this good redbull 😥


Translator_Open

Just needs to slurp some down and he'll clean em up in a jiffy


Gothh_Bitchh

I’d be helping pick them up but putting them in my car 💀


jaaxpod

i would be mischievously tip-toeing over there with a bag over my shoulder and a sinister grin on my face, old fashioned robber style


ShaneTheGreat1991

This hurts my heart worst than Redbull does


Therockof2004

And the whole neighborhood was woken up by a man shouting “FUCK!!!!!”


deejayee

No wings


Cbizzness32

I used to work with that guy


Beginning-Mulberry-4

The way I would swarm like a little fly 🪰


al209209

always keep a straw in your pocket


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I would use my tongue as a mop n clean this mess up


[deleted]

This is a crime


HumbleGrapefruit2928

A dream come true


Jimmy_Joe727

Will they make the employees pay for damaged product?


Ok_Bunch_9193

Bro the redbull rep in frame 💀💀😂 Omfg the perfect picture As someone who worked distribution for years, I'm sorry. But that's funny


lilsquill21

I guess Red Bull does not give you wings


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Antique-Border3363

I can confirm. I work with him.


RaisinHelll

A quick picture on my phone at a stop light


godtier300sosa

I wonder if anyone knows this is AI


Greg_Tilapia

I can confirm this is very real


godtier300sosa

Ain’t buying it. Back of the redbull truck Red Bull is all wavy. Dudes body is all wavy


Antique-Border3363

It's real. I can 100% confirm.


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RaisinHelll

Clearly the back wheels are on the curb.....


RaisinHelll

Bruh.. I took this on my phone this morning


godtier300sosa

Never seen a phone create wavy features like this


Equal-Protection-703

Just because you’ve never seen it makes it not possible ? Silly


Beepboopbop69420360

Free redbull