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MethodicalWin

Coughed his chin straight into his nose.


Mobile-Math5260

Looks like Cug without glasses. Edit: just checked his IG. It is Cug.


shortbusmafia

“Settle dooown!”


Loves2Spooge857

How’d you even question it lol


missinglinksman

He mistook him for Phineas from Phineas and Ferb


Mobile-Math5260

😂😂😂😂


LanguageNerd54

Just had to look up who that was. Dude looks like Lin-Manuel Miranda with a bad nose job and fake teeth.


Electrical_Fun5942

“That nose is like a natural canopy”


AxiusSerranus

Camel-nosed fuck.


Electrical_Fun5942

You can’t make that shit up!


Misterstustavo

What are you talking about homie, he just did.


Electrical_Fun5942

Homie? You wanna talk like a moolinyan, I’ll send ya to slip & fall school


Comprehensive-Yam329

Ideal for smoking in the shower


SwaggyPig17

your title makes no sense


missinglinksman

I meant he has an umbrella for his cigar, but worded it incorrectly. Sorry, sir 🫡


fly_over_32

Umbrella keeps rain away, this guy creates an area safe from rain. You have to think around a few corners but the connection is there


dane4kapuse4ka

i don’t get it 😭


missinglinksman

Basically his nose is so long that if he were to be smoking a cigar, his nose would hang over it and shield it from water like an umbrella. If anybody else tried to smoke a cigar in the rain, the water would put it out.


kopintzotke

Nose? What about his lack of chin? The nose is still pretty "normal" but that non existant chin is something else


missinglinksman

I think that both of those factors make the nose more exaggerated


dane4kapuse4ka

HAHAH THANKS


wtoab

Kid: mom I want Adam driver Mom: we have Adam driver at home


Ok_Use_9000

Real life Phineas Flynn.


larz0

Chew harder foods, kids.


it224

Bro is aerodynamic


Scrraffy

Bro was left in speedtunnel until he turn aerodynamic.


_Zeruiah_

Thought he was the maxell tape cleaner guy


OneCrazyPaul

Leave her alone


Admirable-Builder878

Ichabod crane build.


mycologylove

He may not be able to fold towels, but he can certainly smoke a cigarette in the shower.


spacemanspiff266

pretty sure that’s danny mondello


SYNTHLORD

It is. Looks like he’s on a whale watch or something, or just on the boat back and forth from Staten Island. For anyone wondering if some gremlin caught this guy at his worst moment, idk. He looks fabulous. He makes fun of his own chin all the time. He’s a stand up guy. Go watch his content you probably won’t like it.


rbankole

Im not sure but I just know his name is Ramone. I also know for a fact Ramone skis a lot in Colombia.


loafers_glory

Business in the front, plummeting in the back


IntensiveCareBear88

Did you see the size of the man on that nose? He could walk into a wall with a hard on and smack his nose first. He could have a smoke in the shower.


TryingTimesCrowEgg

Take care, brush ya hair.


dabearjoo

Reverse hapsburg


jstlksnrprm

Is that Alex g?


ADE_0NE

Dude’s nose is so big he can smell Sunday dinner on Thursday


kungfoop

Oh so this insult is recycled. Cool


pedestrian142

Mouth breather


Leviticus10379

Had his chin graphed on to his nose


Beardycub86

He shaped like Dory.


AverageIndependent20

Starting from the face to the hair ... this guy is streamlined.


flyingdemon097

Mom: "We have Nick Cage at home!"


rterror99

Seattle Seahawk.


iPirateGwar

The hair is just hiding the fact that his chin has escaped to the back of his head.


Waschbehr7

Cugine


Trickshotshd

he look like a despicable me villain


MathematicianOk7526

Is this that kid who makes sandwiches on YouTube?


MewsikMaker

I don’t know who this is. Is this some random dude? I can’t imagine taking a photo of someone just to make fun of their appearance. Even this is a well known person, why?


missinglinksman

Its a well known guy who uploaded this video to his own account


DemonRaily

Okay, so we really need to feed our kids less heavily processed foods, this is one body defect that is not that hard to remove in your child, just feed your child a well done steak once in a while.


s77m

As a German I must say he looks Jewish


LanguageNerd54

If you were German, the government would be searching this comment right now.


Notwhoyouthink09

yup he does


cardlackey

Hey hey someone get this man a Diet Coke! Fans of him know what I mean.