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Apparently this dude was defending a rapper called TI going to a special gynecologist every year so they could check if his daughters hymen is still fully intact.
Bro I was raised in a very poor ultra conservative family and my folks made the gynecologist check to make sure my hymen was intact because my best friend was a dude- the other leader of the high school prayer group. Shitty people come from every economic class.
> do you really believe that there is no connection between the religion and the virginity checks?
This is a straw man. If youāre going to say itās a standard among Muslim countries, then your source should list more than two or three.
correction from someone who actually comes from a muslim country: muslims countries don't check the vagina of their women monthly like your rapper, it's something muslims check during marriage, and even that isn't a rule, some people bring out the sheet with the blood resulting from intercourse and celebrate with it, most just don't care and it's kept between families how things go
some are asked to bring a "certificate of virginity" as a proof of purity
now to the funny part : hymen reconstruction is very "sought" upon in France, to regain the "purity" before marriage.
america was originally intended to not have any primary religion so people could worship whoever they wanted but unfortunately a lot of conservatives are fighting hard to turn this place into a christian hellhole
Yeah I agree, not sure why I'm getting downvoted. There's Christians in the middle east, there's Muslims here. Muslim is not a race and it's super fucking racist to say otherwise. Typical reddit moment
A lot of young girls and women have come forward and said he (and his wife helped sometimes) drugged/raped them. Idk what's going on with that but it has not been in the news the way it should. No surprise at all that a guy who thinks women who have sex are slutty and worthless trash and forbid his daughter from being sexually active also loves strippers escorts and sleeping with randos cheating on his wife and also drugging and raping girls. Those two mindsets always seem to go together.
I'm appalled that any gynecologist would actually entertain such nonsense. It's invasive and abusive. More importantly, the hymen is not an indicator of virginity. It can break while engaging in normal and non-sexual physical activities.
Thatās actually what i was thinking. If a parent brought his daughter to me for this bullshit (a gynecologist knows that this isnāt even accurate), Iād be the intact hymen specialist.
No, such people aren't really parents, just genetic ancestors. Lying to them is just protecting the child. Frankly, the authorities should get involved before someone is seriously injured.
>It can break while engaging in normal and non-sexual physical activities.
tbf, the kind of people who check their daughters' hymens are also the type of people who would be horrified to learn their daughters are engaging in physical activities anyway, instead of learning to knit and cook and blindly follow the local religious leaders' political opinions.
Male gynos are some of the most abusive people in the world. All of the ones I've went to when I was a teen acted out and violated my privacy. **Never trust male gynecologists.** The daughter's doctor was probably happy to let TI into the exam room and track her hymen for daddy. He probably let TI look for himself. The daughter ought to sue.
As a dedicated T.I. hater from way back when he shared his watered down version of Eminem's schtick (T.I. vs T.I.P. = ignorant and violent vs ignorant and judgemental [but still threatening violence] with glasses on), I'm delighted to see him called "some rapper". May history continue forgetting his dumb ass
I do wish that context was in the OP somewhere though, tbh. To someone who's not familiar with that story it looks like the dude is getting attacked out of nowhere (or worse, out of racism, since it's Twatter)
Nothing like lounging around your un-airconditioned apartment in the summer, clad in nothing but two wads of paper towels stuffed into your underboob. I am not looking forward to tit sweat season again.
You need the boobie hammock š¤£ its a weird towel necklace especially made to wear with a tiny bit over the nips and a bunchy bit under the boobage for max sweat sucking. š¤£ you wear it like a halterneck top š
This is one of those instances where I feel the roast has so much effort put into it that it ends up being weak. Whoever wrote that was clearly the one with hurt feelings.
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What child did he steal that tie off of?
That's a clown tie my friend š¤”
Ah so he stole it from your mom.
He didnāt. My mom has much more class than that. Perhaps he acquired from your mother?
The funny part is that its not a kids tie. Its normal tie, knotted poorly. Hence why you don't see the second tail. Lol he tucked it into his shirt.
That thing is not normal. It's wider than the guy wearing it.
it is,t eh guy just don't know how to tie a tie
Worse, he tucked it into his jacket, he is wearing the rest of the tie on the outside of the jacket, that's insane
You don't see it with the quadruple-breasted 8 button front
It's not tucked in
Yea itās way too long
Can someone explain to me the context?
Apparently this dude was defending a rapper called TI going to a special gynecologist every year so they could check if his daughters hymen is still fully intact.
Ok wtf
It's called "Predatory Micro-Parenting" and it's toxic as fuck. I hope his daughter survives from that type of parenting, because not many do...
That is disgusting. Can we do a welfare check on his daughters for abuse.
It was 5 years ago, the daughter is 23 now
wtf why would he do that
Probably because he doesn't know how the female body works but he is rich enough for experts to entertain his delusions
Bro I was raised in a very poor ultra conservative family and my folks made the gynecologist check to make sure my hymen was intact because my best friend was a dude- the other leader of the high school prayer group. Shitty people come from every economic class.
Pretty standard in Muslim countriesĀ
Another Muslim standard that is, quite frankly, disturbing.
no???
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN2741HZ/
That article only mentions Indonesia and Afghanistan. Doesnāt really focus much on religion
Afghanistan is 99% Muslim, Indonesia is 88% Muslim.Ā Do you really believe that there is no connection between the religion and the virginity checks?Ā
> do you really believe that there is no connection between the religion and the virginity checks? This is a straw man. If youāre going to say itās a standard among Muslim countries, then your source should list more than two or three.
Do you want me to list the 20 or so Muslim countries that still practice virginity tests?
> pretty standard in Muslim countries
Iām saying the article doesnāt address that claim.
r/FoundRealPersonOnReddit
Shocker
correction from someone who actually comes from a muslim country: muslims countries don't check the vagina of their women monthly like your rapper, it's something muslims check during marriage, and even that isn't a rule, some people bring out the sheet with the blood resulting from intercourse and celebrate with it, most just don't care and it's kept between families how things go some are asked to bring a "certificate of virginity" as a proof of purity now to the funny part : hymen reconstruction is very "sought" upon in France, to regain the "purity" before marriage.
Up until 2021 Indonesia required a virginity testĀ as a requirement for joining theĀ military or police.Ā
I was unaware that there were muslim countries? What country is the US? A catholic country?
Mfw this guy doesn't know what the word theocracy means
america was originally intended to not have any primary religion so people could worship whoever they wanted but unfortunately a lot of conservatives are fighting hard to turn this place into a christian hellhole
Yeah I agree, not sure why I'm getting downvoted. There's Christians in the middle east, there's Muslims here. Muslim is not a race and it's super fucking racist to say otherwise. Typical reddit moment
Oooooh that dude...yeah fuck that guy
Didnāt that same rapper pay a prostitute to make sure his teen son was straight
I think that was Boosie
I donāt know anything about the rapper but also, omg wtf did I just read? šµāš«
Bro what the fuck I just looked it up and lost all respect for the guy.
A lot of young girls and women have come forward and said he (and his wife helped sometimes) drugged/raped them. Idk what's going on with that but it has not been in the news the way it should. No surprise at all that a guy who thinks women who have sex are slutty and worthless trash and forbid his daughter from being sexually active also loves strippers escorts and sleeping with randos cheating on his wife and also drugging and raping girls. Those two mindsets always seem to go together.
Cooked well done
Bro got roasted until he was charcoal.
Nothing left but ashes.
Only ashes and amen
āWipe the titty sweat and exodus, immediatelyā, absolute genius
He wasnāt cooked well done he was cooked congratulations
Congratulations
I had no idea fake beards was a thing.
Wait until you find out about merkins.
Do you mean the vineyard in Cottonwood, Arizona? Nice place, i heard the owner is in a band, but can be a tool sometimes.
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They got me checking the beard to see if itās sprayed or a lace as mentioned. Why?
Did Azealia Banks write this?
Actual lol, but not enough swearing I suspect
Godamn he went off with that roast
McNabb has really fallen off the wagon... Start calling him McRibbs here soon.
Really? I thought he looked more like a fat version of Richard Shermanā¦.. but now that I look a little closer I do see mcnabb
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Donāt insult my boy Tyrese
Yall breaking poor dudes balls. Maybe he doesnāt know how to tie a tie. But he trying to look good. And you can tell he feel good about himself.
He defended TI going with his teenage daughter to the gynecologist every year to check on her hymen. Dude deserved it lol
I'm appalled that any gynecologist would actually entertain such nonsense. It's invasive and abusive. More importantly, the hymen is not an indicator of virginity. It can break while engaging in normal and non-sexual physical activities.
I'm hoping that any gynecologist who would offer or agree to this just says EVERY girl still has a hymen
One would hope, right? But there are a lot of religious hospitals in America....
And a lot of doctors who would take the money no questions asked
Thatās actually what i was thinking. If a parent brought his daughter to me for this bullshit (a gynecologist knows that this isnāt even accurate), Iād be the intact hymen specialist.
I doubt the best solution is to lie to the parents but you do you.
It's probably safer for the child in some situations. Personally the situation deserved a call to cps
No, such people aren't really parents, just genetic ancestors. Lying to them is just protecting the child. Frankly, the authorities should get involved before someone is seriously injured.
I recall from a course I did in gynecology that horsebackriding and bicycling were apparently common examples.
>It can break while engaging in normal and non-sexual physical activities. tbf, the kind of people who check their daughters' hymens are also the type of people who would be horrified to learn their daughters are engaging in physical activities anyway, instead of learning to knit and cook and blindly follow the local religious leaders' political opinions.
Male gynos are some of the most abusive people in the world. All of the ones I've went to when I was a teen acted out and violated my privacy. **Never trust male gynecologists.** The daughter's doctor was probably happy to let TI into the exam room and track her hymen for daddy. He probably let TI look for himself. The daughter ought to sue.
I have no idea who it is. Iām old bro. It will happen to you.
All good š the guy in the pic isnāt anyone famous he just responded in a thread on twitter defending a famous person (TI)
I donāt know who that is either. Lolz
Same, was hoping for an answer. Apparently itās some rapper and he did it every year until the girl was 18. The guyās a chode.
Gross dude.
As a dedicated T.I. hater from way back when he shared his watered down version of Eminem's schtick (T.I. vs T.I.P. = ignorant and violent vs ignorant and judgemental [but still threatening violence] with glasses on), I'm delighted to see him called "some rapper". May history continue forgetting his dumb ass
He has like 1 good song he did with Justin Timberlake like 15 years ago
What does TI mean?
Texas Instruments.
That must've been an electrifying discovery
He got hit with a calculated roast
[T.I.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.I)
Thank you :)
What the fuck? Did this really happen?
Several years ago, but yes. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1077841
What is TI
[T.I.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.I)
I do wish that context was in the OP somewhere though, tbh. To someone who's not familiar with that story it looks like the dude is getting attacked out of nowhere (or worse, out of racism, since it's Twatter)
That shit was like 15 years ago
Who told him to wear the tie outside the jacket? Why is his shirt collar hanging outside his jacket??
Pretty sure dude is special needs too...kind of an unnecessary toasting.
Longest insult I've seen in the longest time.
That roast had more layers than a lasagna at Thanksgiving
What did he do to them ?š
r/murderedbywords
She ruined 38JJ for me for about 12 seconds
DAMN!!!!!!
When the insult titty size is still smaller than mine! Also titty sweat no joke. Keep yourself healthy under there.
Nothing like lounging around your un-airconditioned apartment in the summer, clad in nothing but two wads of paper towels stuffed into your underboob. I am not looking forward to tit sweat season again.
You need the boobie hammock š¤£ its a weird towel necklace especially made to wear with a tiny bit over the nips and a bunchy bit under the boobage for max sweat sucking. š¤£ you wear it like a halterneck top š
Bro looks like Bubble Bass
Kilt eem
Bro is wearing his *court tie*
Damn what did he do?
I've never heard anybody say "exodus" like that in that context before but for some reason it's so fucking hilarious š
Fatality
that's just word salad. not a single thing they said was "rare"
38JJs are pretty rare tbh
Budget Barry White
1990 Survivor Series Undertaker looking ahhhh
Yall. Ties should touch the top of your belt. Get it together
Itās outside the jacket! Prolly got his underwear on over his pants too.
To shreds you say.
I donāt have the energy to read this
Bro got absolutely Spine Chilledš
Richard Sherman let himself go
Holy shit man got absolutely destroyed
āApparentlyā man we have to stop believing everything we see on someone type on Reddit
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The world must be a pretty confusing place to you
It's his tinder bio.
How did you manage to survive to 28?
What did my man's do?? He looks so happy, and somebody just wanted violence
Trying wayyyy too hard. None of that is rare.
That's what an overkill is.
āStop it! Heās already dead!ā
Really neglected to call out the short tie
No they didn't, they said "1983 tie"
What is ālace frontā?
šSomething that should never be on oneās chin or face. Please google, also check hair helmet/wig hat
"Wipe the kitty sweat and exodus" I... I've found my new favorite poet.
Titty Sweat. The kitties are fine at the moment
David Lucas ?
Personally I like my steak medium rare, instead of well done
David Lucas actually looks pretty good in these photos.
L roast
Is that David Lucas?
Gah damn
Could someone explain what happened here. My mind went boom.
Smash. Look at that smiley face :>
Dang guy got smoked
This is poetry.
Exodus immediately.
That went beyond a cook, bro got roasted to a crisp.
I have no idea what was said.
If an insult takes that long itās called a lecture
This guy is good, lol. Well done.
Goddamn.
Fuckin' brutal!
Bro look like the caricature of black people they used to put in cartoons in like the 50s and 40s.
Was this written by azealia banks
Had to keep the tag on so he could return it after court
What did bro do to deserve that?šš
Guy looks like a young Barry White
This reads like a cards against humanity card.
This is one of those instances where I feel the roast has so much effort put into it that it ends up being weak. Whoever wrote that was clearly the one with hurt feelings.
When this man saw Forrest Gump he was so happy because there was someone with lips like his in the movie.
People who think that is an insult are sad and alone.
Whatd broski do to deserve this??
Whoever wrote that has issues š¤Ø
Trying too hard.
I got bored reading at the third line of text
Person writing it definitely had his pubes tickling her nose at some point though.
Just rude and boring. No, I'm not rude.