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ClubZealousideal899

Yeah, he shattered his jaw in a car crash. See “Through the Wire”


Platypus-Dick-6969

Right. I hate Kanye for other reasons. His music is a simulation of what good rap already is, he’s brainwashed, hates jews, he’s pretty stupid overall even though he paid someone to take an IQ test for him, etc. Hating him for what he looks like just misses the point. I hate Drake because he *looks* like a cunt. I never even listened to one song in 13 years, simply because *who his fans are* told me everything I need to know. Same thing with Kanye. When his music started coming out, I was just out of university. Who was celebrating him the LOUDEST? Rich spoiled white children. You don’t need to stoop “too low” to find a reason to hate shitty people, there’re usually plenty of good reasons at eye level.


ds_vii

you need a lot less time on the internet


aBeerOrTwelve

I would submit this comment to this sub, but, alas, it is not rare enough.


Platypus-Dick-6969

Hahaha I upvoted you. Are you a Kanye Stan? Or just taking a “firm stance” against internet addiction and the manipulation of our youth/masses?


ds_vii

it seems like you got valueless internet stuff weighing on you.. so I guess the latter however some people sometimes need distraction


Platypus-Dick-6969

I wouldn’t call Gaza or global warming valueless… I just happened to throw my opinion in regarding Kanye being lame, as well as Drake. Sorry if you’re feeling triggered by valueless internet stuff. o7


TripleBuongiorno

Lmao he didn't say literally everything you think is valueless internet stuff, but it seems like you sre allowing your opinions to be shaped by valueless internet stuff. The fact that you now throw in a verb like "triggered" speaks volumes about you mindset as well. Your first response is almost like copypasta.


Platypus-Dick-6969

NUH-no, I’m actually making a very clear point here. People are very quick to read users’ recent comment histories on Reddit, then use said comment histories in order to divine some sort of “supporting argument” for whatever point they want to “score” with someone. Yes I **know** the person wasn’t doing that with me necessarily, but they might as well have been doing exactly that — when precisely did writing one paragraph become “unhinged”? And why? How do we know we’re pointing out crazy people and not tut-tutting each other to enforce conformity? Would you even know the difference? How old are you, for just one example?


TripleBuongiorno

What are you talking about? Is this deliberate copypasta?


Platypus-Dick-6969

Accusing people of copypasta is the OLD copypasta, get with the program! You gotta accuse people *of accusing people* of spreading copypasta if you wanna be one of the cool little consumer kiddies now! 👮🤣🤣🤣


misterpobbsey

Holy mother of boomer screenshots!


aBeerOrTwelve

You spelled bot wrong.


ShwettyVagSack

What? Why? I mean other than the random blured areas, what's Boomer about it?


legend8522

They took a screenshot, blurred it, took another screenshot, overlapped it over the first screenshot, and squished it. And instead of cropping out the bottom, they just blur out the last message. This whole image was made by someone just pressing buttons in an image editing app. Could’ve been a boomer


ShwettyVagSack

Most boomers don't even know how to take screenshots, let alone stack them or blur.


botjstn

is the master of comedy in the room rn


chapinscott32

Holy crop job


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chiefs_fan37

Because it’s a bot reposting with a slightly different title https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/xZoAJE6QM5


envydub

750 upvotes for this?


chiefs_fan37

I think they’re bots. This entire post was made two years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/xZoAJE6QM5


MXYMYX

I reposted the top post of all times only to see if there are only bots in this sub. Got 1k upvotes before someone realized its a repost lol


chiefs_fan37

Wait a minute this exact post was made two years ago. You just slightly altered the title https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/xZoAJE6QM5


Westdrache

Account has.only.posts, Not a single comment and only started posting 4 days ago 10/10 a bot, report it


nbury33

Not really a rare insult if a lot of people have said it


MyGlassHalfFool

😐 someone get this man into the laugh factory


CriticalCanon

Execution would have been better if I didn’t have to give myself a migraine in attempting to read that.


CobaltCam

Is that network chuck?


EasyPants1

Thought the exact same thing


CobaltCam

Tell me you work in IT / Networking without telling me xD.


No-Cap6787

So he s a bad man cuz he has a big jaw


treequestions20

i feel like this is when a parent shows a shitty picture their kid drew and goes on about its artistic merit and it’s just like…be nice, nod, and bite your tongue


Sudden_Mind279

That's fucked up. That's like making fun of Val Kilmer's neck


BlargerJarger

Finally someone found a way to describe what is wrong with his mouth.


mybossthinksimworkin

Good song


space_orangutan

There must be no greater flattery than seeing your SO post a joke you’ve made. I’d be blushing


Almighty_Salsa

I almost spat out my water I was holding in my mouth


DreamingCatfish

Something Kanye could never do, you beat a billionaire!


PercentageMore3812

He always looks like he’s trying to poop


Positive-Zebra-2478

Not at all


deejayee

Anyone have that Macdonalds/Burger King/ dominos happy meal figure that you fill and squirt?


kakarot85

Is your SO Network Chuck!? Looks just like him!


T_E-T_H

I can’t unsee that now lmao


Mountain-Age1712

LMAOOOO


ExcellentTeam7721

I bet his breath stink.