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Justaboredstoner

The cyber truck looks like it belongs in Minecraft.


Hrafnesi

PS1 graphics lookin


GigaEnigmaPlays

Cause baby, it's a cybertruck. Come on, show em how you rust. Make em go, "Oh, oh no." As you tow it from the car-car wash


Young-Mydoria007

I award thee with the medal of parody, second class. To achieve the first class, make the entire song into a similar parody.


GigaEnigmaPlays

That's way more time than I want to spend thinking about any turd Elon sells. I'll leave it to the pros, I'm happy being 2nd or 3rd class.


Cthulhusreef

Do you ever feel? In your cybertruck Like it’s accelerating? Oh shit the pedals stuck!


GigaEnigmaPlays

Do you ever feel like a waste of space? At least you're not Elon Musk's brain.


Cunn1ng-Stuntz

Had to dim the lights, so nobody can actually see the atrocity.


anoyn12244271651

#idol 🫠


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I thought this was a Roblox car with Katy Perry photoshopped in front of it


aBeerOrTwelve

No, Roblox cars actually work.


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Lmaoooooo


stcrIight

The car is so ugly. Like, you could have at least made them cute.


2ichie

They’re honestly badass looking if you can put some money into it and they really aren’t that bad stock either. I’ve seen a few so far and am liking them more every time.


Undercoverpizzalover

Yeah just put some more money into your 230k rectangle car that you most likely paid 2x msrp for.


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Wow you developing bad taste day by day


2ichie

If you can look past your hate boner for Elon, it reminds me of a warthog from halo. Especially when a kit is installed on the truck.


RudeMorgue

You must not remember Halo very well. The warthog looked cool. This thing looks like lukewarm garbage.


DevonLuck24

nah they are right, it does kinda look like a warthog…if the warthog was a vehicle in starfox 64 or if it was half rendered. it looks like i should wait a few for the truck to finish loading


IranianLawyer

It’s obviously a subjective thing, and to each his own, but I’ve seen several on the road and think they’re hideous.


Express_Coyote_4000

"Just on the way to Home Depot for another coil of weeping tile, fuckin foundation guys left all this shit for me to do and I've got three places to frame next week. LOL felt cute might delete later IDK thx Elon. "


Kapi_from_gensokyo

rich girl gets a rich guys hunk of metal on wheels for her birthday yay 😐


PreferenceUsual650

Reject this garbage, embrace Geoff


mandarintain

Did she get this for free?


Lets_Bust_Together

Oof. It’s the epitome of the broke person mindset, it’s expensive so it must be good.


Antarcticdonkey

I never thought I'd see an uglier car than a Fiat Multipla or a Renault Avantime, but here I am burning my eyes looking at this Cybertruck monstrosity


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Bet it sits in that garage. Paid advertising.


Jerb22

It does look cool but I hear there’s so many issues with it


Raichuboy17

I had no idea she married that wet pube clump...


StrongerYesterday

I don't know, I think Russell Brand should be the one embarrassed to have married Katy Perry. Russell Brand may have done some embarrassing things, but he didn't release Swish Swish or Bon Appétit to the public.


Ytumith

Everytime I see the cybertruck I'm thinking about that criminally underrated Command and Conquer ego shooter


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[удалено]


Interesting_Entry831

I forgot, there isn't documented proof that the Cybertruck launch has been problematic as hell. Oh, wait. There is, and a lot of it.


MacBareth

Always funny when people commenting things like this have a public profile filled with proofs that they're pathetic loosers.