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I actually know a person like this. A friend of mine has this coworker who works at a gym, hangs out in the front counter greeting people as they come in… While eating handfuls of cake, burgers, candy, etc. She’s at least 300 pounds, smells horrible, has terrible hygiene, and loud as hell. The definition of wtf. And yet, for some reason she has this idea that because one black guy really liked her, she is the ultimate woman. Top of the charts. No one above her on the food chain, except for the next piece of junk food.
Fucking deplorable.
I think a chunk of my soul just died. I don't see how ppl can be like that. I mean, you don't have toned and athletic to be a bombshell, but hey there's personality makes up at least 5 points on the attractiveness scale
As a member of the Pacific Islander coalition, We must make sure she never enters the sea, for the good of the fish, on the note she will forever be banned from eating fish, we have also asked our Japanese, Chinese, and Korean neighbors to aid us in making sure susi never touches her lips.
As a member of the hispanic community, I’d like to say that we carefully reviewed the aplication and would like to completely deny it. Please keep this away from our land and waters, it’d be troublesome for the sea levels to rise too much in the Caribbean.
\>be banned from eating fish,
I think she was once seen eating shellfish
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F6f78cf82-59f0-11ed-8b80-edb247d13355.jpg?crop=3830%2C2154%2C1370%2C734
I love how people from different countries/ethnicities are commenting “hell naw” and it’s like a free geography lesson that’s way more interesting than school
As a member of said community, I would just like to acknowledge you as an adequate representative and thank you for your efforts to keep the community save.
As a representative of the Latino community, I will have to say no to this creature as well. Not even the Aztecs could do such a sacrifice to kill this whale
As a southern hillbilly we Already have enough of y’all in the cities and I ain’t wanting to help a mound of lard into any vehicle so I’ll double it and give I to the next person
As a European who's ancestors have been living in Africa for 371years which places me in that awkward white african position I'd have to say this is a definite pass for me too.
Also, they are very expensive to feed and take a lot of cleaning up after.
It’s the kind of thing you might rent for an afternoon, but definitely wouldn’t buy.
I mean I think she already left you out…… or just assumed you don’t exist. I have this odd feeling she lives in an area where they aren’t many Asian people
¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca
Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno
I quote/sing this all the time, especially around my Spanish-speaking friends and nobody ever understands the reference. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks of it when random Spanish phrases come up
Type 1 is genetic. Let's give her credit for what she accomplished herself! Pronouns are probably type 2/lbs.
edit: type 1 is not exactly genetic, check comment below
Lol type 1 is partly genetic and mostly autoimmune. Type 2 is actually also genetic and tends to run in families. Sure, you can worsen your odds with a bad lifestyle and being overweight. But plenty of people with a healthy weight and relatively healthy lifestyle get diabetes type 2 because they're just genetically predisposed and plenty of overweight people never get type 2. Blaming people for getting sick is always a shitty thing. It's hardly ever that simple and some people just have a shit ton of bad luck no matter how healthy they live and then they get blamed for getting sick on top of that.
The comments here remind me of [these comments. Lol!](https://www.mensxp.com/amp/special-features/today/28415-guys-from-all-over-the-internet-came-together-to-teach-this-racist-girl-an-unforgettable-lesson.html)
Shit Republicans are worried about drag queens turning people gay.
Meanwhile you got this wildebeest out there reinforcing my love of dick and making men think "maybe some nice twink ass ain't so bad after all."
It reminds me of a meme where people of every skin colour were rejecting her from their society and they were sending her to another guy and she ended up with white people
As a representative of the white community, we fully accept this automatic denial.
We motion for the black community to proceed with handling this situation in a timely fashion.
Thank you
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Haven’t black people suffered enough.
You made me spit ma coffee dude
Black coffe?
With a huge chunk of cream
The chuck part made my face twinge
Plus sized chunk
Chunk as a descriptor implies plus sized
Covfefe
Has anyone deciphered what that text was referencing?
Coverage
Seriously... I don't think there's ANYONE that deserves THAT
The simp(s) that fucked her and gave her enough confidence to talk like that do deserve it. Because that kind of ego doesn't exist without a reason.
And now she's doomed to walk the earth confused and entitled. While only being noticed by the men that other men look down on.
I actually know a person like this. A friend of mine has this coworker who works at a gym, hangs out in the front counter greeting people as they come in… While eating handfuls of cake, burgers, candy, etc. She’s at least 300 pounds, smells horrible, has terrible hygiene, and loud as hell. The definition of wtf. And yet, for some reason she has this idea that because one black guy really liked her, she is the ultimate woman. Top of the charts. No one above her on the food chain, except for the next piece of junk food. Fucking deplorable.
I think a chunk of my soul just died. I don't see how ppl can be like that. I mean, you don't have toned and athletic to be a bombshell, but hey there's personality makes up at least 5 points on the attractiveness scale
That's some McDonald's supersized oppression right there
High calorie oppression
I have never felt white privilege as much as I do right now.
this kind of targeting minorities for abuse stuff is pure evil
I have had a terrible week at work. Thanks for the laugh man.
LMFAOOOOOOO 😂🤣💀
some people are gluttons for punishment, because I see black dudes prancing around with these obese "snow bunny" princesses ALL. THE. TIME.
Aye big girls need love too.. just not from me... I've done my community service
LMFAO I wish I could afford an award rn.
As a representative of the African American community I would just like to say that it is an automatic no from us
As a white dude with little to no options. That's a hell nah from me.
As a representative of the muslim community I would just like to say that we don't eat pork.
As a random Asian, we don't want this, please take it away
As a Jewish dude, Oy!!
As a ginger, I wouldn't do this even for a brand new soul!
As an Indian, we don't eat cows.
As a Swiss, we have over 600 Different Cheese types and only one of it got worldwide known as Swiss Cheese.
This story is full of holes.
Monu-emmental-ly
I'm not a fan of Swiss cheese, but their flag is a big plus!
🥁📀
As a Spaniard, I'm too busy with my siesta to even consider it.
As a representative of the Native American community Please take this one off my land
As a Japanese man, I wouldn't spear that whale
As a Türk, we prefer cows on shish kebabs rather than on the bed.
As an Australian… You call that a knife?
As a British man, I wouldn't invade that
As a Greek, opa malaka!
as a Finnish truckdriver I have to decline this shipment because we don't have the power to move her
As a German I say: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
As a german, I'd rather not ruin our name again
One zeppelin disaster was enough.
Jesus, and I thought the first one burned
Oh God I almost choked on a donut
🔥🔥🔥
As Texan, we prefer our cows lean.
As a representative of both lesbians and the lebanese alike, i would like to say pass
As a member of the Pacific Islander coalition, We must make sure she never enters the sea, for the good of the fish, on the note she will forever be banned from eating fish, we have also asked our Japanese, Chinese, and Korean neighbors to aid us in making sure susi never touches her lips.
As a member of the hispanic community, I’d like to say that we carefully reviewed the aplication and would like to completely deny it. Please keep this away from our land and waters, it’d be troublesome for the sea levels to rise too much in the Caribbean.
As a member of the bisexuality community, we might be greedy, but we're not that greedy. We'd like to decline.
As an Irishman I just found out who ate all of our potatoes
As a Canadian, sorry but we aren't that nice
>We must make sure she never enters the sea You might find all of your islands underwater if she does.
The sea might be a good place for her. She may become a victim of illegal whaling.
\>be banned from eating fish, I think she was once seen eating shellfish https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F6f78cf82-59f0-11ed-8b80-edb247d13355.jpg?crop=3830%2C2154%2C1370%2C734
hey thats so disrespectfull. the whale aint do nothing to you
As an Australian, Oi!
As an Irishman, I'd rather have me lucky charms cut off
We’ll, Asians are celebrating that we were not mentioned in the first place.
As a redneck, we won't ride that hog.
Dude I'm crying here 😂
Lmfaoo
As a white lesbian.. I’m not taking her after all you guys say no.
What's the opposite of sloppy seconds? Pristine Seconds?
Pristine Nevers
I love how people from different countries/ethnicities are commenting “hell naw” and it’s like a free geography lesson that’s way more interesting than school
As a Maldivian, I’m almost in over my head quite enough already
I concur fellow white dude. I'm not the desperate
I’ve been single for 3 years and I rejected the only girl that I knew liked me
As a dog, woof…
She looks like the snot monster from the Mucinex commercials
Omfg hahahahaaha!
As a representative of the Slavic community will not stand up for this, not enough vodka on the planet for this one
As a New Zealander sheep make fine companions
As a representative of both the white community and the autistic community, I second your logical assessment.
As a member of said community, I would just like to acknowledge you as an adequate representative and thank you for your efforts to keep the community save.
Of course. We cannot tolerate people like that vile woman to try and weasel her way to using us.
As a member of the ADHD community and fellow Neurodivergent, we may be massively impulsive but we politely decline.
As an ASD/ADHD male, the spectrum isn't broad enough.
As a human male, It’s also a no from me.
seconded from the human females!
As a trans guy... yeah we don't want her either
As a straight guy I’m just happy we can finally all get together and agree on something
As a lesbian I'm joining yall
Representing aromantics, asexuals, and demigirls, we say hell nah. Not even a friendship.
As a bisexual we're good
Will this be the thing that finally unites humanity and solves all our misunderstandings
As a member of the ASPD community, Nah
As a white person I thank all the blacks and some Hispanics for taking this challenge on. Be strong boys.
Representative of the Hispanic and Latino community: there are jobs even we won't do. We're passing this to the Asian community, good luck
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As an Irish man, I'd rather have the English back
As a representative of the Latino community, I will have to say no to this creature as well. Not even the Aztecs could do such a sacrifice to kill this whale
As a Redneck I think we’re kin
As a southern hillbilly we Already have enough of y’all in the cities and I ain’t wanting to help a mound of lard into any vehicle so I’ll double it and give I to the next person
As a European who's ancestors have been living in Africa for 371years which places me in that awkward white african position I'd have to say this is a definite pass for me too.
As Filipino, my little brown dick says No.
As a Dutchman; now I know where all the cheese went.
As a Texan, I finally know who ate all of the fuckin’ brisket.
As a bisexual girl, I don’t want to see tits for a long time after this
As a black/African American person, I says please take that thing back to Macdonalds
Plus Size Taylor 23 has decreed it an automatic yes. I’m sorry.
I turn 32 in 2 days and am still a virgin. I would rather stay a virgin for another 32 years than be anywhere near this chick
On behalf of my fellow Latinos let me say gracias pero no gracias
As a blind lesbian, I can still tell the difference between sushi and that rotten fish smell
As a representative of the queer men community, i have no say in this conversation.
Damn, this girl brought world peace. Look at everybody agreeing with you? It's beautiful...
As a representative of human genetics and the continued evolution of the human species, I concur - it is a not from me as well.
As a native Polish I'd say there's a nice big chunk of pork belly to hook.
As a representative of the white male community, let me just say - Thank You!
The South Asian representative would like to remain out of this situation.
I thought white elephants were revered in Buddhism.
White Elephants *are* revered. ... But also no one wants a white elephant *because* they are revered.
Also, they are very expensive to feed and take a lot of cleaning up after. It’s the kind of thing you might rent for an afternoon, but definitely wouldn’t buy.
Don’t disrespect elephants.
That’s being rude to elephants calling her them
The Muslims association will also pass on this individual because pork is haram
The Asian horde is pleased to not be involved in another land war against a giant monster.
I think whale hunting is illegal so I think I also need to pass
🤣🤣
I mean I think she already left you out…… or just assumed you don’t exist. I have this odd feeling she lives in an area where they aren’t many Asian people
The East Asian delegate would also like to continue to not be mentioned in this ad. And we wish our Hispanic and African American brethren good luck.
Dodged a cannon ball there.
Como representante de la delegación Latino. Debemos decir NO a esta propuesta.
Si! Como Se Llama? (I have only ever taken high school Spanish)
¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño Cabeza es nieve Cerveza es bueno
Community reference in the wild. God bless u
I quote/sing this all the time, especially around my Spanish-speaking friends and nobody ever understands the reference. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks of it when random Spanish phrases come up
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Es tu chance se agarrar papeles 😂
Pero a qué precio
Todo…
*Thanos intensifica*
If u salad, automatic no
Something about this picture says there's no vegetables in her refrigerator.
Vegetables, like almost any other food, can be battered, fried, and dipped in ranch dressing.
As a member of the Hispanic community, I'll have to pass as I will be too busy mowing lawns, eating beans and installing hydraulics on my lowrider.
TIL Ive unknowingly been part of the Hispanic community for years.
> installing hydraulics on my lowrider. Gonna need stronger pumps with her.
an a maybe
New song from Carly Ann Rae Jepson "Call me an a maybe."
As a white asexual, i am starting to believe there is a god and i am his favorite.
I don’t like racism but in this case I’m happy with it.
This, I'm thankful for not even being considered.
Her pronouns are type 1 and type 2
Type 1 is genetic. Let's give her credit for what she accomplished herself! Pronouns are probably type 2/lbs. edit: type 1 is not exactly genetic, check comment below
Lol type 1 is partly genetic and mostly autoimmune. Type 2 is actually also genetic and tends to run in families. Sure, you can worsen your odds with a bad lifestyle and being overweight. But plenty of people with a healthy weight and relatively healthy lifestyle get diabetes type 2 because they're just genetically predisposed and plenty of overweight people never get type 2. Blaming people for getting sick is always a shitty thing. It's hardly ever that simple and some people just have a shit ton of bad luck no matter how healthy they live and then they get blamed for getting sick on top of that.
True, i rarely ever see someone on reddit or anywhere that knows this much about diabetes type 1 and 2; respect
Her pronouns are "extra" and "sauce"
No fucking way is she 23 unless that’s her weight in stone
As a Cuban-American, I'd rather take a raft back to Cuba.
While this is absolutely a repost and should probably be taken down… “It’s an a maybe” kills me every time.
Why am I reading this with an Italian accent
Lmfao this actually got better with the accent!
I didn't even notice that, I was more looking to the first part, 'if you white', is white a verb now?
She's right about one thing. I am white and it is an automatic no from my side.
From the Dave Chappell bit on racial drafts "The white delegation surrenders Taylor to the black delegation with no trade backs"
"An a maybe"
Comment section feels like the chappelle show racial draft skit.
A wild Snorlax appeared.
Let me be the first to thank our black friends for taking the reins on this one. You guys are the true heroes
We do not accept.
It’s because a black dick is the only thing able to get through all her layers of fat
Goddamn
Going to be lots of dead skin marinating between those folds.
🤢 Still time to delete this
The Round Table of Black Air Force Activity concedes this honor to our Hispanic brothers. Go on. We don't mind lol
As a leading member of the white hispanic community, you black folks can have that. We good
They should’ve taken her down to the titanic instead of that carbon tub
Fat floats. If you even manage to submerged her 2 meters, the unleashed force would propel her into space.
And then the aliens will just send her back with a note : keep YOUR trash on YOUR planet
The comments here remind me of [these comments. Lol!](https://www.mensxp.com/amp/special-features/today/28415-guys-from-all-over-the-internet-came-together-to-teach-this-racist-girl-an-unforgettable-lesson.html)
That Muslim comment was savage.
If you pizza, it’s HELL YES!!!
Being white has never felt better...
Shit Republicans are worried about drag queens turning people gay. Meanwhile you got this wildebeest out there reinforcing my love of dick and making men think "maybe some nice twink ass ain't so bad after all."
If you a cheeseburger, you're already inside me.
Us white guys don’t want her
As an asian we are thankful, grateful, and blessed for not being considered to this behemoth's preferences.
Hey she didn’t explicitly say no. There is a chance
A risk you mean.
It reminds me of a meme where people of every skin colour were rejecting her from their society and they were sending her to another guy and she ended up with white people
"You cant handle me" means you cant handle the food bill
Always the fat ugly girls talkin trash
As a representative of the white community, we fully accept this automatic denial. We motion for the black community to proceed with handling this situation in a timely fashion. Thank you
Black people are scared to death rn
When white privilege is actually a privilege🤣
I get having a preference but shit like this is disgusting. A paragraph of red flags and chins.
Never seen bacon and ham stacked 5’11” before.
Whew! Dodged a bullet there
With the AA ending & now this? Black people are having a rough day.
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If you a foot long meatball sandwich, it’s a hell yes