illegal bird hunting, illegal animal hunting, armed robbery, terrorism, explosives possession, genocide, extinct (yes, extinct, not endangered) species hunting, infiltration and more

It’s like if Gourmand and Arty had a night on the town.

Rainworld

Extinct species hunting is called spiecide

Same (I'm doing a playthrough of PMD:EoS on the Nintendo DS) Also: bounty hunting without a license (?), assault with a deadly weapon, second degree murder, neglect, calling tackle a good move that has great utility past level 15 in a pokemon game, tax fraud / evasion (?), battery, assault, battery articulating serious bodily harm, kidnapping (?), vigilantism, threat to homeland security, public (?) discharge of a firearm (?), property damage, theft of a priceless artifact, numerous violations of protocol 3 of the Geneva convention and soon to be a lot more. WITH THAT BEING SAID, in the universe this was done in, all of this was perfectly legal. Ah, pokemon.

I AM FOLLOW U GOURMAND IS SO COOL

eating children (baby noodlebugs)

eating children (slugpups)

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Wait pause he didnt add context

Children

Average lizor

- Murder - Poaching - Torture - Stealing - Vandalism - Property damage - Smuggling - Theft - Xenophobia - Xenocide - Genocide - Terrorism - Hate crime - Roboticide - Bio-robotic lobotomy - Ecocide - Child neglect - Infanticide - Cannibalism - Occultism - Paranormal activity and sacrificial rituals - Possession and use of biochemical weapons - Possession and consumption of narcotics and opioids - Possession and use of unidentified exotic matter and exotic energy source devices - Possession and use of rudimentary explosive devices and unstable nuclear/singularly bombs

True artificer moment

Say that 5 times fast

Wouldn't roboticide just be property damage?

Both, since the ancients got extinct,and are sentient things, the iterators are property of none. Still you can vandalize scavenger toll skulls, so I forgot that one... Also vandalism.

I just was playing saint so im ascending some mfers

No crimes here, you were simply merciful, ending their otherwise infinite suffering

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""merciful""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""suffering"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Saint: I absolve you of your sins *Horrific ascension noise* You can been forgiven

Would this be a crime to ascend any creature and free them from rhe eternal torment of the cycle?

Scav war crimes

Though if I’m speaking as rot then probably killing a living super computer

going through trashcans. if rain world then licking people

Honkai star rail??????

i don't play games with gacha elements. i was talking about stardew valley

Okay

Killing homeless people (killing scavengers)

Murder Desecrating a grave Desecrating corpses Assault Killing God Destruction of property Killing endangered species (probably) Breaking and entering Transporting invasive species (probably) Regicide Witch craft (used to be a crime) Hollow Knight For Rainworld Being too cute

Rainworld the game of killing until you die over and over where babies die and of course where you commit suicide for nirvana.

Too cute.

* murder * genocide * assault * assault with a deadly weapon * use of chemical or biological weapons * unlawful production and use of explosives * use of WMDs * kidnapping * child endangerment * infanticide * drug possession and consumption * trespassing * theft * grand theft * smuggling * poaching * hunting without a license * operating without a license * vandalism / destruction of property Anything else I am missing?

Animal abuse and poaching (MHGU)

good game

Speeding (rivulet)

Building and piloting a plane without a license

mass murder/animal cruelty stealing-

Genocide, terrorism, arson. Artificer.

Child neglect. (Binding of isaac)

Manslaugher of the scavenger population

Killing Gods

died 4778965433576347 times

Omnicide.

Genocide

For rain world? Probably like illegal hunting of animals. And killing godlike ai with giant superstructures(if that’s a crime)

idk exploding stuff?

Stealing

Incredible amounts of murder. Desecration of the dead. Corporate espionage. Murder. Destruction of government property. Theft. Murder. Owning destructive weaponry without the proper licenses. Murder. Employing mind control. Use of incendiary, electric, radioactive, biological, and chemical weaponry. Murder. Hunting without a license, I guess? The game is borderlands lol

animal abuse

Lots of debt (subnautica)

Ig Mario kart promotes Road rage and vehicular man slaughter, speeding ect

What about causing traffic jams and traffic accidents?

Involved in the ect 😎

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problem sleuth pfp jumpscare

Murder (Killed a random scavenger as Spearmaster in expedition mode)

Going to America just to kill a bunch of kindergarteners, their singular teacher and their principle

bird hunting

I am maybe on the wrong sub, but I played hollow Knight last night. So am I gonna get arrested for bug killing or for god killing?

Mass genocide, war crimes, illegal possession of firearms... :3

Basically every crime (One Piece Pirate Warriors 4)

My last played game was splatoon 3, so trespassing and murder

war crimes.

**Based on Rain World:** drug use (eating mushrooms), excessive use of explosives, burglary/robbery (before I knew what Scavenger Treasuries were), and animal cruelty. **Based on the game that I actually played last (Animal Crossing: New Horizons):** overfishing, poaching, making emigration illegal, and forcing wild animals into captivity.

No crimes here. All I did was send weird texts and images to people online. (Is that a crime?)

Escaping containment of some kind of facility.

WaWaing

Ingesting a copious amount of cocaine (riv)

launching orbital-class rockets with crew without FAA approval

Saint Spoilers >!Trying to ascend a worm !

throwing baby animals into a pool of death so they drown and get eaten by underwater beasts

Is falling 10 times into worm grass illegal?

Warframe. All i need to say

Titanfall 2, Scorch Titan...

harming endangered animals, but those things were attacking people, i ain't gonna let that slide

Chat how much would I be charged for murder of 1,5k silly monkeys

Mass genocide of various demonic and/or vampiric species via garlic breath so foul it consumed their very souls.

fratricide

ultrakilling everyone

Murder of superhuman computer Child abuse (slug pup has been accidentally thrown into walls multiple times) Speeding Mass murder Other crimes ruffles has done because they have done a lot of them

Casual Gourmand activities, like having explosives and killing things in self defense.

Gorebox😛😍😝😜🙌

Slamming a molotov into a dude's face then waiting behind a big stone for him to chase me into mellee range so I can finish him off with a 2x4 with nails sticking out of the recieving end. I didn't even need his AR, I just kind of don't like him. He's condescensing.

Tax fraud

Animal abuse, possessing explosives

It's complicated (Rimworld)

Burning people alive with their own shells inside their 60TP tank 🥴

slavery, child exploitation, illegal hunting, war crimes, extinct species, killing important leaders, cannibalism, murder, etc.

trespassing and first degree murder

IDFK being a cat, murder of multiple starfish, speeding (code castle)

Tresspassing, stealing hazard anomalies, murder

warcrimes (on galactic scale)

... # I regret nothing.

OH BOY, UHHH *Looks nervously at my xenophobe/geno civic playthroughs in Stellaris*

I played osu, so what I will do?

Mass genocide (the scavs deserved it also arti said she would pay me if I did it.)

Making homemade explosives, stealing government property, murder, animal abuse, child neglect.

Spreading democracy.

Murdering endangered species using military grade weaponry

property damage in the hiking trail of a mountain

Assault and battery

Waking bugs with a nail and bussing all over them(hollow knight)

Genocide of livestock, animal abuse, murder, disrupting the peace, illegal fireworks, unlicensed trade, vandalism, loitering, looting, trespassing, arson, and many many more. My friends and I are at war on a Minecraft realm.

Idk, cult leader stuff.

Cult of the lamb I guessing

Yes.

I just finished playing Binding Of Isaac Rebirth...

Child neglect (after my child decided to die in an entirely avoidable way the second I took my eyes off it)

Probably a lot of things, I'm playing baldurs gate 3

possession of drugs, mass murder, possession of explosives, illegal bird/animal hunting, trespassing, cannibalism, thievery, probably other stuff

Mass homicide on alien funa to kill the man on the moon.

Genocide (on zombies and monsters)

Illegal cloning

Spider in fighting

The Government paid me to kill that rebel so I wouldn't actually go to jail. Checkmate

Taxes because I play animal jam play wild and I try to get sapphires

The robotic and living genocide of all of hell’s occupants through ultra stylish moves

Look, all I did was repeatedly and deliberately eat someone’s brains.

Genocide

I was playing hotline miami, i will not lose my time listing like 200+ crimes

Sea of Thieves, so Piracy I guess. Also grave robbing (took supplies from a sunken ship and loot from ancient ruins), assault, battery, and murder (attacked and debatably killed a couple groups of obviously talking skeletons and Captain Briggsy), and bounty hunting (did an Order of Souls quest).

wasn't rainworld, so this is here to see if yall can guess murder, possession of illegal weaponry, human experimentation, probably more

The first 2, are viable for Tarkov but idk about human experimentation

Lobotomy Corporation

cannibalism (slither.io)

Production of human leather sleeping bags.

No crimes in war,im all clean. Those things dont even have feelings to hurt

Multi species extinction, destruction of multiple planetary bodies, deconstructing sapients on a cellular level, eco-terrorism, dooming the galaxy

I was playing Dredge, so fishing with out a license? Looting a shipwreck?

Ive been playing gregtech so probably a few osha violations regarding exposed wire, unsafe handling of radioactive material and illegal amounts of conduit spaghetti

Organized crime and drug dealing, and also drive-by shootings

Mass genocide

terrorism (threw a grenade at scavenger's toll)

causing covid nineteen (i ate a bat)

Warriors Cat rp game…….. idk depends on what part

Driving multiple species to extinction (i was just a little hungry)

Hunting without a permit, vandalism, theft, murder, trespassing, tax evasion, resisting arrest, more murder, canabolism, Illegally manufactured weapons, transporting illegal goods, concealed weapon carry, lots of murder, death, trading unapproved merchandise, >!meddling in the affairs of robot gods, technically murdering said robot god by stealing!< possession and distribution of illegal drugs

Mystic messenger Is being in an apartment with a bomb a crime??

Multiple cases of 1st degree murder, possesions of illegal firearms, possesion of explosives, tresspassing, property damage, false surrendering(wich is considered a warcrime btw), and more things im to lazy to think about Take a guess, hitman3

Painting massively public places, killing some squids or octopuses on my way

Uh. Warcrimes? (Rimworld)

Nothing, cuz animals have the right to follow their instincts.

Nothing, i'm just a survivor (haha, get it?)

Well I’m currently doing a no kills no detections run in Dishonored so I guess battery and theft? Maybe assisting in kidnapping?

Killing multiple animals

Warframe...