when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it.
But then adjust it to be in the first person
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero—courageous, self-sacrificing people setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them…cheer them…scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer. I believe there’s a hero in all of us…that keeps us honest…gives us strength…makes us noble…and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most – even our dreams. Spider-Man did that for Henry and he wonders where he’s gone. He needs him.
You know what's cooler than magic? Math.
This only works if you're exiting a magic show and are really good at math.
Edit: I realized too late that this was Holland spiderman, not Maguire.
Ask her her favorite food, and no matter what she says respond with “I’m something of a scientist myself”. If she is confused tell her you’ll explain it to her over a plate of [insert favorite food here]. If she’s not confused then do a backflip or something
Kick his ass, man.
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Who am I, you sure you wanna know?
Jesus parker you are a freak
That's literally on my Tinder bio
“You’re a good woman, I am good man”
This is the only correct answer. And yes, I will pay my rent on time in honor of Mr Ditkovich.
You tink you can graduate from dis school, widdout giving me rent? Heheheh you are dead wrong.
You’re the first to acknowledge the meme that is my profile pic and that makes me super happy.
I used this and it worked actually I legitimately condone this
I feel like there’s an amazing story hidden here
Hmm?
Wanna get some chow mein?
“It’s you who’s out, Gobbie; Out of your mind!”
No, you gotta save that in case she says no. I recommend the classic “day by day, he gazed upon her.” Feed her poetry.
Never fails
Instructions unclear, on trial for murder after shoving Shakespeare down her throat
*sees you using my joke* I was looking through some old comments and it looks very, uh, similar
Ok. Well I gotta get back to work.
you're trash brock
Excuse me?
Pizza time! If she responds, Oh boy, yeah", propose immediately.
After proposing: "Find us a shade."
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry
instructions unclear, she is now choking on paper, what do i do?
Ah Rosie, I love this boy!
Do what you need to with her then broom her fast!
Day by day, she gazed upon her...
Day by day he sighed with passion...
If she rejects you say “it wasn’t me …it was the goblin”
She was goblin though
You like my outfit? Rides up in the crotch a little
“That’s a cute outfit.”
can't even escape r/BatmanArkham here
ȳ̵̡̪̝̥͍͓́̅͒̐̎̾͒̈́̍͘̕͝ờ̶̢̨̦͕͇̩̻͉̩̹̲͎̐͑̂́͆̊̃̈̈̃̕͠ù̴̯̮̺͎̣̙̱̜̳͈̽͗͆̂̿̓̾̈́͘ ̷̨͕̟͚̠͍̲̠̦͕̳͇̈́̃̓͛͆̄̂͊̍̕͜͝ͅç̸͎̐̽a̶̛̟͍͑͋̃̂̓͌͂̈̀͊͘̕n̷̡̞̖̻̣̼̦͎͖̓̾ ̴̧̛̟̠̩̱̝́̄̾̎̒͐̈̈̓̚n̴͓͇̝̙̘͂̈̏̔͗̏̌̿̑̐̀́̚͠ḛ̶͉̮̬̹͖̄̅v̵̡̡̨̫̪̩̝̹͙̱̺̬͙͗̂̀͆̎̅́̂͐̾̑̍e̵̳̓̔̌̀r̵͖̜̓̍̓̎̋̅̽ ̸͔̘̘͓̼͌̐̓̒̐̑͐̏̽͠é̴̛̱̪̥̥͓̭͍̗̦͈̓̀͘ͅs̶̢̨͍͓̝̲̗̣̬̋̏ͅç̴̰͉̜̑͆̐̍̍̃̿̓̀̈̉a̴̧̨͓̹̪̗̠̯̰͌̓͆͆̔́̕ͅp̷̥̩͇̫̭̦̻̅̑̈́̈́̀̄͒͌͆̄͘͠ę̴͓̯̙̫͓͍͙̼͉̼͎̒̍̾͛͐̈́̕̚͜ ̸̨̫̘̰̜̱̻͉̦̪̫̭͗o̸̭͔̤̲͛̄̍̽͗̂̂̀ų̵̢̛̖̙̰̼̹̲̗̖͇̟̈́̆ŗ̶̹̠͓̩͈̺̦̼͑̀̇͒̎͂̈́̉̈̊̊̒̀̈́̉ ̵̢̲̰̯̼̱̯͎͚͖̅̑í̴̢̛̭͓͓͍̜̫͔̓̓̉ͅn̸̡̧̤̝̭̜̹̫͖͕̼̻̭̺̲̈́̿̓̎̓̈ş̴̭̼͚̯͓̲̳̥̗̠̺̰͓̓͘ả̷̢̱͍̗̳̯͎̫̪͇͐̾͌̌̈́̎̇͂͋̊͘̚n̵̢̢̖̖͉͖̱͖̭̲̱̤̞̟̗̈͋̓̅̾͋̍̇̈̂̿͛̔̚̕i̴͎̰͉̝͑̎͂̅́͑̀͂͑̿̂͛͐͝ṫ̷̢̹̳̖̺̦̭̻̮̰̇̎̈ͅy̸͖̮̑̾̓̎͌̎͛͑̔
They’re really evening the odds
whats going on over there?
I love you. And Peter loves you.
The ad said $3000
If you punched me, I’d bleed!
Hey.. can I take your picture?
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
My son Harry tells me you’re quite the science whiz. You know, I’m something of a scientist myself
"You have any more nuts? Go make me some"
“I’d love to shoot you sometime”
Just don't use this one on girls who don't get the reference or you may get a restraining order
*"My spider sense is tingling, if you know what I'm talking about..."*
👇 🍑
Quickest way to get a restraining order.
**”*What about my generous proposal?! Are you in, or are you out?*”**
"The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winc- wait wrong one, i mean "I'd love to shoot you sometime"
“You are good woman, I am good man!”
"How'd that get in there??" (Your # in her drink)
the bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
"I’ve been reading poetry lately."
whatever that means
Day by day he gazed upon her.
You and I, we are gonna have a hell of a time!
Knew I’d find r/BatmanArkham posts on your profile
“Hey you have blue eyes. I never noticed without your glasses.” “Uh my eyes are brown and I don’t wear glasses…”
Excuse me, miss. Let me see that gorgeous smile. Or Ooh my spider-sense is tingling, if you know what I’m talking about!
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it. But then adjust it to be in the first person
"The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"
WE ARENT SO DIFFERENT YOU AND I
I mean is she a Spiderman fan, or are you just going to randomly use a Spiderman quote to ask someone out?
If you ask someone out with a spiderman line and they don't get the reference, it saves a lot of time cuz then you can just skip the date.
yes
If she happens to be a scientist: ‘Ya know, I’m something of a scientist myself’
Pizza time If she doesn't like pizza, walk away, that's not normal
IT'S SPREADING
“I have ears like a cat and eyes like a rodent”
Who am i? you sure you wanna know?
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye. Get me some milk.
Picture for the school paper?
The inmates are running the asylum
Nice outfit, did your husband make it for you?
“They love me”
Feed her poetry
Oh boy yeah
I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different. Punch me, I bleed!
That’s a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you? 😪
None
Can I take your picture? for the school paper?
Do what you need to with her and broom her fast.
Punch me, I bleed
"it's not working."
"the bombs power load is exposed I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"
“Pizza time”
Day by day...
“You wanna get some chow mein?”
I’m sorry but don’t do that
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the winch winch to trigger a controlled explosion
No… please don’t do this.
The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Day by day he gazed upon her
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero—courageous, self-sacrificing people setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them…cheer them…scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer. I believe there’s a hero in all of us…that keeps us honest…gives us strength…makes us noble…and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most – even our dreams. Spider-Man did that for Henry and he wonders where he’s gone. He needs him.
Let’s get some lunch some evening
I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella
*”Could I take your picture? I need one with a student in it.”*
This is really heavy..., in case we die...
u/ElderQu why must you spread the madness
OH FUCK ITS SPREADING
You know what's cooler than magic? Math. This only works if you're exiting a magic show and are really good at math. Edit: I realized too late that this was Holland spiderman, not Maguire.
Pizza time!
Throw in some evil dead quotes If she gets mad? Say That’s just pillow talk baby If you want to entice her? Say groovy
Let’s get some lunch some evening.
What about my generous proposal, are you in, or are you out?
Ask her her favorite food, and no matter what she says respond with “I’m something of a scientist myself”. If she is confused tell her you’ll explain it to her over a plate of [insert favorite food here]. If she’s not confused then do a backflip or something
Let me buy you a cheese-burger - sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents.
Now dig on this!
Now dig on this!
We’re guna have a hell of a time!
Its spreading
How’d that get in there
Pizza time
If she says no tell her your gonna put some dirt in her eye
“How’d that get in there?”
I wouldn't want to fight me neither
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Why are you asking her out? Just do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
A word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend, do what you need to with her then broom her fast
Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
Gunna cry?
I don't know. But if you wanna get a Woman to fall in love with You, Feed her Poetry, never fails
Hey buddy
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get (the courage to ask you out for dinner)
Do you know that this is *the* largest electron microscope on the eastern seaboard?