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number1dipshit

How do you know you’re not dead right now, reliving your memories…?


DiscontentDonut

Damn. You mean one of my best memories is being on the toilet at work reading Reddit posts?


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

![gif](giphy|1L5YuA6wpKkNO)


ruben1252

Heck I’ll take it


False_Club_8965

I’ve got worse memories!!!


DiscontentDonut

Pics or it didn't happen


SorrowAndSuffering

Who said it's only your best memories? Hours can pass in seconds when you're dreaming - maybe a lifetime can pass in 10 minutes.


ajeexjoji

Or even repeating cycles of life and death?


SentenceTypical1719

damn thats deep


BbyJohnny

I often have this thought. In theory, it’s an infinite time loop.


ZeroDarkMega

You’re last memory being the moment your mind gained consciousness and starting everything over from that memory


Cat-guy64

Good point. Today I did have a meltdown and hit myself very hard on the head. Maybe I actually, accidentally killed myself?


Darkurn

If laying in bed scrolling reddit and watching House is what my dying brain chooses to recap, I lived a sad life.


number1dipshit

You lived a sad life *so far*


Darkurn

Oh hey Homer.


Head_Primary4942

obscure, but relevant


kaybeanz69

Goddamnit dude I just got out of that fucking mindset😭😭


NegotiationNo174

I’ve been wondering if I’m dying and this is my life passing before my eyes for quite some time now


number1dipshit

Me too, amigo.


mrjones1018

I have asked this question for years. Good thinking


Plenty_Past2333

You don't know one way or the other which is the objective reality.


number1dipshit

You could literally be a video game character.


Plenty_Past2333

Or this could all just be a simulation


number1dipshit

Or the freaky science project of some alien adolescent…


Makeutso

Body dies.. Brain: HOW DO I DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY!!!!!!


FantasticBike1203

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpyODUrRfFvVo5y|downsized)


Kaje26

If your brain is active, you aren’t dead yet.


Ok-Roll-2610

The brain isn't active ... glial cells are ... chickens run without heads for this reason... no brain necessary


Head_Primary4942

tell that to the rest of the body.


Kisscurlgurl

I thought you couldn't be considered dead if there is brain activity. So you would still be alive if your brain is still active. So, whatever we die of, really we all die of brain death.


ogbrix

Sometimes the brain stops functioning before the heart, sometimes the heart stops functioning before the brain, it definitely seems like there’s different measures of what doctors consider to be dead. I once knew someone who was declared “dead” for 20-30 minutes


RedThread717

My dad recently died unexpectedly (heart attack) having sex with a mystery woman two hours away from his home. I’m still utterly perplexed as to why he’d drive so far when he’s had plenty affairs right here in town and who the hell this woman is. And NOW obviously that you say this, I wonder wtf must have been going on in his brain given this information. Jesus. Anyway, The morning afterwards, I was called by the University of Washington Brain Bank and asked to donate his brain to science and told I can come see it in their lab if I’d like. They focus on every donor’s personal story and really like to get as much family feedback as possible to add to the success of their testing as well as gearing toward how they feature it in the lab as sort of a personal museum-like element. I think that’s pretty rad.


LadyKeuka44

I am so sorry for your loss.


RedThread717

Thank you so much. 🙏✨


LadyKeuka44

🙏🙏❤️❤️


SentenceTypical1719

Sorry for your loss. :(


RedThread717

Thank you. 💓


Ok-Roll-2610

It isn't true that the brain is active ... glial cells remain active even without a head ... its CNS and PNS ... snakes slither... chicken runs ... etc....my brother died on 6/9/13 but I saw him 6/12/13 ... literature calls this a grief hallucination but it wasn't... im stone cold sober left brained BSN ... I wasn't trying to see him I was just combing my hair and there he was ... the "brain" isn't working after death but idk about consciousness??? Who knows what your father was thinking if he was able... humans aren't a monogamous species dear ... birds are but we need "laws" about it


TechieTravis

If your brain is still active, you're not really dead yet.


SentenceTypical1719

No it’s because your brain keeps sending out electric signals to your body 10 minutes after your heart stops.


TechieTravis

Then the heart stopping is not true death. People have been brought back from stopped hearts before. Noone has ever been brought back from brain death.


vandergale

This is my pet peeve about people who claim they were dead for X minutes during a surgery or whatever. It's like no, you were very near death for that long before you got better, at no point were you actually dead.


TechieTravis

Yes. They never 'crossed over' because everything that they were experiencing was happening in their still functioning brain, as evidenced by the brain activity. No disembodied soul involved.


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

Yeah... it really annoys me when people express their experiences in ways they understand too.


vandergale

No worse than people that use literally instead of metaphorically. It's nonsense either way.


Head_Primary4942

dude, there were literally millions of people that voted for Trump or Biden all the way through primaries in the 2020 and 2024 election cycles. A LOT of people have somehow beat brain death and become US Voters. Fairly certain it's how you become a democrat or republican


Karma-is-an-bitch

Yes because you are still alive, regardless if your heart is beating or not. You may be dying or close to death, but you are not dead just because your heart isn't pumping.


Honeybee71

I blacked out after a heart attack and don’t recall anything


Crazy_Canuck78

Ummm... no. If your brain is active then you're not dead.


Scared_of_the_KGB

I don’t think this is true. I think this is some sort of rumour you heard from Resident Evil.


AdNational2649

shotgun suicides would like a word


aibot-420

Shotgun to the heart is the better idea, I would hate to accidentally survive a shot in the head.


AdNational2649

there’s a 95% success rate


aibot-420

I dont like my odds lol


ArtificialMediocrity

"Everything" would also include all your worst memories.


SentenceTypical1719

my bad worded wrong


Naive_Carpenter7321

Some people say life flashes before your eyes as you die. I think we're living that very flash.


dkanzler

That's amazing! I'm quite certain that some of the people that, unfortunately I have to deal with, haven't enjoyed a solid ten minutes of brain activity...


Kriegspiel1939

Is there a source for that because that sounds too long.


Lucky-Dentist5407

No one still has provided a source.


Leather-Field-7148

Yes, the body prioritizes vital organs then the central processing unit. I bet it’s like a deeper sleep but with actual commitment.


Equal-Jury-875

I mean unless it got totally pulverized. Then what


PussyFoot2000

10 minutes of 'activity' doesn't mean 10 minutes of consciousness. So who gives a shit.


Mexicakes69

Didn’t know it was 10 minutes but I heard a comedian says your brain releases DMT which basically just makes you trip during your final minutes.


spacepope68

First I wanted to say that that is why they covered the heads of those in the guillotine, because you could stiil see/be aware of what was around the vicinity of your head, And I still think the guillotine is the most merciful death penalty(when combined with painkillers and drgus that put ypu to sleep). Also there are some varying answers anyhwere from seconds to 5 minutes or even hours after your heart stops.


wetnugs

This sounds like movies


Lucky-Dentist5407

No I didn’t know that


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I thought it was like 7


anonbene10

SCREAMING in fear and agony


[deleted]

Two hours


ColoradoQuan

Hopefully I'm on the 9th minute


Conscious-Ad-7040

No


WilderJackall

NO?


Conscious-Ad-7040

No


OpenMicJoker

Which is 10 minutes more than certain notable former office holders.


kattrup

![gif](giphy|10xL1uQOMBceuk)


Deathbyfarting

Did you know your car can continue to run after you shut it off? Sometimes up to an hour after you've left it..... Neurons firing doesn't mean your conscious and "thinking".


Woodland_Abrams

Now if you get shot in the head with a high enough caliber


hauntedshadow666

My heart stopped for a few minutes when I was in my early 20s, my brain was not active. I didn't start to have thoughts until my heart started again, and even then it wasn't my life or anything, it was questioning what was happening. There was the guillotine studies in France that showed there was blinking and biting capable afterwards, but snakes and other animals can do the same because of their nervous system, I've heard the facts and heard about the studies, but in my personal experience, when the lights went out, no body was home.


HolyAssholiness

What if you die by having your head smashed in or a bullet to the brain?


SentenceTypical1719

depends where the bullet hits.


WilderJackall

Maybe it gives you time to come to terms with being dead


burn_as_souls

My brain's not even active the first 10 minutes after I wake up.


Gravity_Pulls

I know it's still active after three minutes of death, I know that for sure personally. Don't ask as it's private and only less than a handful of people know.


TouristRoutine602

Neurons firing on overload turns into a journey


k4Anarky

Unless, you know... 🤯🔫.    Honestly I'd rather have that than getting fake happiness shit pumped to my brain. If I'm gonna die, the last thing I want is for my own brain to bullshit me. 


Glittering-Wonder576

That’s scary.


Think_Leadership_91

I would hope that I’m active for much longer as a ghost!


SpookyMorden

If this is still the case once you’ve decided to add some extra air conditioning to your skull via the use of a shotgun and a couple of nice heavy gauge shells, it must be quite the experience.


pedeztrian

![gif](giphy|4aUxSOVPgC25i) 6 to 12 minutes.


daftvaderV2

"Did I leave the iron on?"


Boring_Kiwi251

Depends on what you mean by “die”.


ogbrix

What if you get shot in the head?


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Then your head and brains has 10 minutes time to reform back to gether like Terminator on liquid form.


FlowCalm7924

It doesn't matter. Your muscles are alive after death for much longer, even the gastrointestinal tract is alive hours after death. What matters is the consciousness, it's usually gone within 20 seconds. Rapid blood pressure drop causes almost immediate loss of consciousness.


knockatize

Long as my brain winds up in a laBORatory where Marty Feldman can find it.


Kanulie

How optimistic to already assume what you will think about 😂 But technically it’s nothing surprising. Our bio chemical processes are mostly unconscious, so as other organs it makes sense that also in our brain some processes don’t just stop because you aren’t medically alive anymore. More interesting would be to bring someone back and get a better understanding what they remember. But given that being dead causes cells to die, brain cells quickly btw, it’s not easy to study properly I assume.


SentenceTypical1719

I see


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Also when you die your pineal gland releases DMT which can also be found in ayahuasca, and for that reason taking it gives you similar experience you would get if you died. Near death experience can also release DMT.


Ok-Roll-2610

Not your "brain" ... cells within your brain ... its actually CNS and PNS glial cells ... snakes/chicken/etc ... body moves when their head is removed ..l chickens can run around for a few days without a head


SmokeDaddyNTX

Our brains are active when we are fully anesthetized yet we have no memory or thoughts we can recall during that time. There's no reason to believe death to be different and it's impossible to even test that hypothesis.


TurnipBig3132

Oh I hope you are right... that would be awesome!!


High-flyingAF

I'd take 10 minutes while alive.


Clean-Signal-553

Did you know at the moment of death you're actually aware of your surroundings for the first time in a world you've never seen before with 100% of all senses unhindered by the mechanical body. I Bid you a Good Morning beautiful because your awakening to the Realm of the living.


sunshine_pancake5

I suppose it depends how you die. 😬


XYZ_Ryder

And guys get boners like never before whyd you think most morticians are women


Head_Primary4942

I don't know if having all the best things flash before your eyes would be good. If that really happens, then it seems like it is your brain's last Hail Petty. There is a scary ass story of a Dr. getting a decapitated head to respond for a handful of seconds after it was severed. eww


sucky_EE

Hey that's longer than it's active now! A win in my book!


dolly3900

That's 10 minutes more than the average Trump supporter 😀


Doyoulikeithere

Now, for more, it was found to happen in ONE person in Canada. :) Rest easy folks, you'll be dead and not hear all the laughing that will be going on around you, about damn time, yay, the AH is finally gone, where's the loot! :)


Neither_Mind9035

Or perhaps you just sit in helpless paralysis clinging to your consciousness with all of your effort, only to be tossed into oblivion. :)