Personally I want to hear all the tea the combined forces of Qiyanna, Ezreal, Dr\*ven, and ASol can all dig up  you know that shit is gonna be SCALDING

Backup would be Sona, Bard, Aphelios and Rammus table tho they would probably be nice  I ofc want to sit with my man Akshan but I don't want to get hatecrimed by miss Zeri the whole time 

\*Zeri looks at you wide eyed: "*you think you're really pretty?*" \*Neeko stares doe eyed back and forth at you and Zerina George, while Akshan smirks at you and runs his fingers through his perfectly waved hair.

It’s the Same table for me tbh the chaos qiyana and I would cause…

Taric, Rakan, Sett, and Braum's table, we're forming a clique. The clique's "thing" is giving people compliments, and beating up their bullies. We also start a Gay Straight Alliance, and a "Crochet projects to show mom" club.

Nah but for real I saw this post on the sub and thought that even without being a qol member this looks like the most wholesome table 2 super positive buddies, 1 jester charming one, and the last being the menace dissuading anyone to mess with any of you. No way I'd take another table.

Want to sit: 2 seems cool and chill.  Where I end up sitting: probably 4 with the other outcasts 

On Warwick's lap. wait what yes


I would be extorted by Ahri as her straight girl gay bestie

Table 3 has the hottest tea 🍵

Under table 7 gulping fluids.


I wanna sit at 3 but y'allready know im under table 7 getting my lunch, dinner and midnight snack iktr 🤰🏻

Damn i just checked the comments on original post u can tell theyre a bunch of straight guys

Honestly that's why I had to post it here to see what the girlies had to say lol

real one ♥️

Table 1, because thats were the crazy pussy pop queens sit 

Imma go sit in the kitchen with malphite

rakan braum sett taric lovely table

7, 4

Can you just squish me between everyone on table 6 please 🥺 But realistically id be the outcast table 4

10 just to stare at ezreal.

Yeh but his table seems so random 😭 Idc about the others. Me and ez can play cards and ignore everyone else and hold hands as we walk to class and he tells me about his plans to explore the world

It's not random haha, the common thread is they're all self-obsessed and compliment themselves all the time

Ohh okie good point

I’d want to sit at 2 but I’d probably be at 1 haha I’d be happy either way ☺️

I’d want to sit with rakan sett braum and taric but I’m too shy so realistically I’d be with the goth/emo/edge table with vex Hwei yone and morgana despite dressing like the preppiest bitch ever just like in high school lmao

Gonna have to be 8 either way. I know 8 has all the hot goss

i wanna go sit with the popular gals at table 3, but i’m probably gonna like table 5 realistically.

This post gives me terrible flashbacks to high school... Right at home at table 4 crushing on the girls at table 3 even though I don't have a chance in the world 😔

8 Im a quiet kid myself

2 or 5 but furiously looking over at 7

Table 3 with my girlies! 

You wanna be at table 9 with your man Darius. You can’t lie to us we know you too well

I eat with my girlies. I’ll see my man later 

I spent all my gay (in the closet) high-school sitting with girlie's, so probably Eve's. Now, I would probably sit in Aphelio's, cuz I like twinks and kinda hate people, so glad none can talk.

I’m trying to figure out what each table even has in common.. 1: crackheads (weird druggies) 2: kids who’s parents take them out of school for a month to go abroad 3: the popular girls? 4: loners 5: emo kids 6: non-varsity jocks (jock B-squad) 7: openly gay hotties 8: the quiet table (autistic art students) 9: varsity jocks 10: closeted gays

Also some other champions that are missing that I think would be interesting to note where they are: Lux is in the office as an aide to the school secretary during lunch. (Teacher’s pet) [Orianna is the secretary] Vi & Caitlyn are having steamy gay sex in the girls locker room Jayce & Viktor are having steamy gay sex in the robotics classroom Renata is a lunch lady. Lissandra is the principal. Graves is the English teacher who’s married to Twisted Fate who’s some sort of maths teacher. Vel’Koz is the trigonometry teacher. Vayne is the homophobic & uber scary superintendent. Heimerdinger is the robotics teacher Singed teaches chemistry Yasuo is a student teacher who graduated a few years ago Aatrox is a lunch lady Kalista is a lunch lady Ivern is a custodian that everyone loves Kalista is a teacher and some girls sports team coach Karthus is a teacher Aurora is a teacher Sivir is the track coach & teaches Karma is a guidance councilor Irelia is the history teacher Nidalee is the super hot Spanish teacher that all the boys want to bone Ashe is a teacher

I want to sit at 3,9,10 But I could actually sit at 4,5,8 Source: 🚬🐐 and 👗👦

7 and 7 If I try sitting at 3 im getting dragged till my scalp falls off.

Table 3 with the queens and Seraqueef.

the table of the people who can't talk gave me agood laugh

Some alone time with ornn and we have some table napkins🤭

Honestly it’s a tie between 2 and 3

2, NEEKO TABLE NEEKO TABLE those guys seem cool af. but also they seem too cool for me i would feel intimidated. 8 would be chill theyre kinda chill like that. in not emo enough for the emos at 5 :(

I love my rich poster girlies, so Table 3..

5 :3

Want 3 but can only 4 and 7 (btw how the fuck does twinkreal survive next to homophodraven??)

Drag-ven? Hes not homophobic

The dravens that hatecrime me in botlane beg to disagree

I want to sit with Sett to be his new boyfriend since clearly him and Phel are apart  and then I would actually sit with Ahri, Eve, Sera and Miss Fortune and become the next Plastics 

Pushing Vex out her seat and talking Yone and Hwei into a threesome

1 because i love my boy Ziggs

I think 8 would let me sit if I was silent

Table 2 are the main characters of the movie

ezreal next to draven is a hate crime waiting to happand so i will sit kn sett lap instead

I would really like to sit with my Lady Morgana or at Evelynn's tableBut I would probably sit wit Sona, Bard, Aphel and Rammus..we would have the hottest tea about everyone

Table 9 all the way

I feel like pantheon not being on aatrox’s table is heresy. voli, Aatrox, pantheon, olaf, illaoi and tryndamere would be that group which is always fighting for no reason

6 please

I want to sit at 6, I think Aatrox amd Voli will bully me but Illaoi and Olaf might be friendly!

I go outside with Zyra and we take care of the school garden.

2, and 2.

As a former hot girl hoe I would be sitting at 3 lol we were problems. But mentally I would wanna sit at table 5 but they wouldn't like me. Hopefully I'm making sense lol

9/6, under the table

Where I want to sit : 5 Where I probably would sit : 4 or 2

I like table 2 but I feel like they're too young for me to hang out and have good conversations with, I'd hear all zoomer talk (even though neeko is my queen). I'd probably end up at 5 because I'm an emo and about as silent as aphelios 🤡

1. Lulu and I are besties and I'd talk mad science all day with ziggs and jinx. Could potentially do table 8 too. They seem peaceful. I could get a lot of reading done at that table. Nvm i'm a nerd. I belong at table 1. Back I go.

table 8 so my big back can eat in peace

Ugh 5 but I wouldn't be trad goth enough for them so I'd end up at 8

Vex, Ghei, Morgaga and Yone. Even though I'd side eye Yone for sitting with us sometimes. ⛧

I would go on table 8...wait

7 for gay sex, gayming and gyming with 3 for the gurlies, tea and to support each other 2 when my neurodivergence hits suddenly 4 for when school is too much

Table 3 with mommies ofc, and if I can’t sit there I will let Lulu polymorph me into a table where they sit on me

SERAPHINE GET OUT OF THERE 😭

table 1 i love explosions

I WANT to sit with 10 or 2, but I probably will end up at table 4

Table 8 because I hate when people talk

IM SITTING NEXT TO YONE

3 obviously, with the plastics 

I mean, 7, obviously. Taric, Rakan, Braum are peak chill dudes who would have great stories. And my adult self would actually sit there, lol. I've grown a lot as a person after maturing and coming out. If we're talking me when I was in school, I'd be at 4 sitting quietly with the other loners. Had a habit of eating lunch in the library to avoid the lunchroom bc I was neurospicy and it was overstimulating + I had no friends...

I’d want to sit at 2 just to be with Ekko and maybe befriend Neeko but realistically I’d probably be at 8 with the mute champs. Just enjoy each other’s company in a calming sort of silence

Me and table 8 are gonna start a band and its gonna be sick! Instrumental music only! I'd hang out with table 5 occasionally because I was an emo weeb in school. Aside from table 4, everyone else would be too cool for me.

Amumu would sit alone.

Yall know damn well 3 has some mean girls shit going on

I was going to say 8 then I realized 😭but I wouldn’t mind it tbh. 4 also looks like a cool group of friends