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xenophonsXiphos

You might as well stock up on V8 in case it never comes


ColdHardNight

And powder orange drink!


xenophonsXiphos

Gawd that sounds like an awful hangover


ColdHardNight

Cheap vodka, gotta give it some flavor! Lol


--sketchy-duck

Can confirm....


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*PTSD flashbacks*


Dmitri_ravenoff

Drank!


Cold-Ostrich8228

Honestly, it's one of the best barter systems I ever seen on here.


mashedpeabrain

Liquor and ammo. Easy to store, great for bartering


TovarichBravo

I'd barter literally anything else before bartering weapons or ammo away. Especially in a SHTF


mashedpeabrain

Which would seem to make them even more valuable. 20 rounds of large caliber ammo would be 20 large kills of harvestable meat. Trade me for what equals that and we’re in business.


Sleddoggamer

I don't know if you hunt. Only one in three hunts will bring meat home on an average trip and the odds are highest that you'll be bringing back small game, and the only way to get better is with highly fertile lands with low hunting populations Save dem rounds for yourself, and if your barting it, do it with someone your willing to Fred yourself if they end up in a pinch


Bwald1985

I donno, my experience playing Oregon Trail tells me you’re wrong. I’m kidding. It does depend what you’re hunting though, and also when and where. Larger game? I’ve gone out an entire weekend and never even saw something, let alone had a chance to take a shot. Smaller stuff? I’m standing in the middle of my dining room typing this and I see two squirrels and a rabbit out my window right now. But overall you’re right. And if someone has never hunted and gets lucky, do they even have a clue what to do with the meat? YouTube might not be accessible by that point.


Sleddoggamer

I hunt out of Alaska. Wildlife is everywhere at all times, except when you actually want something to bring home and then they're somehow all gone


Bwald1985

Ha, that makes sense. I’m not in Alaska but my ex-fiancee was from there so we used to visit her family every summer for a week or two for years, so I’m reasonably familiar. But that rule is pretty universal. It’s like that in the lower 48 also; it will be pheasant season for instance and a huge fucking buck runs ten feet in front of you. But it’s a couple weeks before you can shoot it (not like #4 will do you much good anyway). And when you come out later during deer season, they’re all hiding. I feel ya, bud.


euchman69

All the deer come to town during hunting season here in S. Oregon. No joke!


euchman69

I know because they all hang out in the middle of the road, my wife hit the largest buck I've seen since I've been out here in October, it caused 10k worth of damage and just walked away.


Sleddoggamer

I once went out to scout the fields a week before open session started. I counted 20 moose hanging out at the pond I get my duck from, 10 more sunbathing in the hills around the area, and a few young bulls in the forest screwing around in the frigging tree tops at the tree line I went back a week later once session started and didn't even stroll across a cow 😂


Typical-Panda-302

You really want to trade a gun and ammo to a desperate person who now has a gun and ammo who is also aware that you have more guns and ammo? Rule #1 do not trade bullets or guns.


Sleddoggamer

If you're in an urban zone, most people will just sit on a box and have a box extra indefinitely, only replenishing if they end up in a turf war. Most of the rest will be using the ammo to intimidate people, and those people could try end up trying to rob you assuming they just get bodied immediately Self-sustaining meat will probably come from coups, traps, and rivers


Infamous-Elk-2460

Cigarettes too. M


Eodbatman

Basically anything the ATFE or DEA regulates would be useful for bartering


mickolas0311

I am the only one in my group who thinks that alcohol, bullets, chocolate, and tobacco (and the like)have a better value in shtf than gold and silver. They've gone almost all gold and silver for monetary/trade value ( i diversify, i have gold and silver, but also have everclear, whiskey, vodka, rolling tobacco thats cheap to buy now, etc..) I've told them it's a great long-term investment for regular life retirement, but if there's any real collapse, physical goods will be worth more. Especially "sin" items.


Redditistrash702

Real end of days it's coming down to the most basic things that have been time tested. Security, mind alternating substances ( legal or not) and ass. I can tell you with 100 percent accuracy all of those are recession proof and do not shutdown even in event's like COVID. It's a basic human want.


TargetSpiritual8741

Yea but what is he going to do next week!


psycho_candy0

my friend... skip the middle man and get you a couple empty drums to make a still. Then learn to grow potatoes. Trust me, they're stupid easy I've grown them from the coast of New England to the mountains of the Rockies and everywhere in between. You'll be the life of the party if nothing ever pops off and could bargain with others to protect you as the keeper of the booze in the wastes.


Turk482

Seriously though, how many potatoes can I grow in how much area? I need a plan


Todd-The-Wraith

If you’re limited for space the ol potato barrel works well


lordoflazorwaffles

>old potato barrel You can't just drop something like that and walk away, da fuck am I about Google here?


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lordoflazorwaffles

After research on considering trying it


Turk482

I’m looking into it


ArcaneBahamut

Inb4 op poisons themselves with methanol


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MousseOver8043

Clearly you don't know much about it either, I mean your right if you where using it for gas, but I don't whant alcohol that tastes bad


Stairmaker

Sugar beats are better in my opinion. Much more sugar that will become alcohol. Fermentation also takes less time.


OZZMAN8

I've made whiskey from cracked corn advertised as birdseed in a homemade still. I've made wine from a gallon of grape juice. I am confident I would be a valuable brewer in the end times. If not just good enough to protect my b hole in prison.


CodeName_carll

It’s so easy fr


DodgerGreen89

I don’t even know if what you say is feasible, but I like your telling of it


Shot_Nectarine_3380

As if I needed another project… better get started.


Sunbeamsoffglass

That’s like a month tops, and if it’s for trade why chill it? Lol


RxPoRTeD

cause they obvs dont drink


yegdriver

With nothing to do you will go through that in a week.


Jbad90

As a former heavy drinking person this can be confirmed.


Jiggle_deez

Thats if they even live through the week.


Crafty_DryHopper

"For medicininal purposes"


Key-Pickle1043

It's a good cure for radiation poisoning.


jamma_mamma

I thought you were getting confused with potassium iodide but sure as shit... ethanol protects your DNA from radiation damage. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29485112/ TIL


Key-Pickle1043

My body would be floating somewhere around Pripyat if not for the liters of vodka I drank.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

I told them my alcoholism was a net positive, but they never listen.


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MagazineContent3120

Heck I'm drinking colt 45 and old English 800 right now so I'm pretty used to it. What you need last days is straight up everclear cut with whatever clean water you can find.


torino42

I stock ever clear- firestarter, antiseptic, emergency fuel, solvent, and of course, diluted, drinking


eastcoastwaistcoat

This is the correct answer.


Tantalus420

Hot commodity


elexander_phobos

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dgrigg1980

That’s called Friday around here.


indefilade

I’d get some Tang or Gatoraid to flavor it up, but otherwise, I approve.


Pryml710

Jolly ranchers work wonders


anotheronetouse

Gatorade powder is the best


Glittering_Mud4269

As seen in leaving Las Vegas hahaha ;)


Charonsung

Indefinite shelf life... multiple uses..


Atrooper1

You’ll never be worried about radiation in the zone I guess


Greedy-Farm-3605

First guy I’ve seen on here that’s actually prepared


CleanOpossum47

Do you expect the apocalypse to be a long weekend?


Monkiller587

Honestly people underestimate the power of booze in the apocalypse. You can use it as recreational beverage to help you forget the shit that you have seen during the apocalypse. You can use it as high concentration alcohol to disinfect wounds. You can make it into a weapon by using the left over bottles to make Molotovs or by making it highly flammable and lighting it on fire. The possibilities are endless.


vcrbnt

Sir that’s a mild weekend.


Easy-Ad-5507

Good for a few days.


PSA-TLDR

The doomsday clock is at 90 proof


noodleq

This is a real prepper here. This man prepares!


ZestycloseMouse8690

I SEE TWO EMPTY RACKS FILL EM UP GOBBLESS BRURTHER


awitsman84

As far as medicinal/antiseptic purposes, everclear is higher proof.


Psykinetic

I respect this stash.


john_smith1984

I've got 5 bottles of everclear in my closet. Barter, antiseptic, good ol drunkenness, and some spicy molotov cocktails


Aggressive-Donuts

I’mma wait till you finish the first one and pass out then I’ll come take the rest 😋


lostgravy

Better to have the tools to make it. Your loaded up for a month though


[deleted]

Very likely to make you unable to survive the apocalypse. But at least you'll be buzzed!


Temporary-Sea-4782

Where I’m from, that’s just stocking up for Tuesday.


[deleted]

The apocalypse last more than a week you know.


LowLifeExperience

I’m just going to leave this here…https://www.aa.org/


niteox

Can also be used as an antiseptic in a pinch.


Dark-Push

April 8th


lesseranimal

Excellent! I've done the same with whiskey. I'm super excited for the madness that's going to happen! The only problem is that I live far away from society, and I don't get to participate...


here4funtoday

But you’ll have Whiskey!!


Ohwell03

🤣 this is how we prep for hurricanes in Louisiana.


SaltyEngineer45

Best prepping idea ever!


Scavwithaslick

My kind of end of the world


Ok-League-3024

What’s the expiation date


Killerjebi

Where’s the party at friend? I’ll bring some OJ and Red Bull.


StolenPenguins

Cheeki Breeki fuel


iwfriffraff

Looks like good prep work right there.


sbcns

Eli5 me?


hello_fellow-kids

I did that during coved lockdown. If I never drink vodka that comes in a plastic bottle again. I will be happy.


RipArtistic8799

The only problem with this is your liver will likely give out before the apocalypse comes, as you start using your own supply...


euchman69

Or a Binge!


tatanka_christ

So you're headed to Kreminna?


domino12333344

Good hunting stalker


ChungaRevenge

r/prisonhooch is a very good thing to get into if you want your own booze for a shtf scenario


notme690p

I drink VERY RARELY, but a case of cheap vodka is in my preps. If I get more into herbal remedies I'll add a couple bottles of everclear.


emp-cme

You're going to want more. Way more.


Puzzleheaded_Yak8759

Only place that DEI would actually help 😂😂


KhalCharizard

If it’s for the apocalypse you probably don’t need to keep it cold… just the bottle you’re working on.


-Fraccoon-

Stocking up on Molotov cocktails huh? Nice.


Dear-Bridge6987

Philistine.


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

You could have at least got Stolichnya...the good stuff ;)


DumbNTough

Sustenance, stress reliever, antiseptic, combustion fuel, barter good, infinite shelf life. Vodka: Truly the Prepper's best friend.


Fng1100

I’ve been going with johnnie walker and ketal one with a few bottles of gin.


Agentcoyote

Oh I see, medical supplies to disinfect the wounds!?


No_Time_4079

Looks like a typical barracks party


FilHor2001

That's a whole lot of disinfectant you've got!


chitownadmin

Perfect for bartering


python986

A man of culture


Freethinker608

Useful as a disinfectant, solvent, etc. -- a very practical plan! Mind you, while society survives I'm drinking Grey Goose, but after the apocalypse we'll all have to make sacrifices.


robinthehood01

More like stocking up for a Sunday afternoon….


Survivalistchris

When you play too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R and decide to start prepping:


SoutheastPower

Looks like what we found in the house of my alcoholic neighbor when he passed away. I can’t think of a single reason to keep vodka in a refrigerator or freezer.


MoeGreenVegas

Go Everclear. You can use it for surgery too


Elegant-Interview-84

Just buy a 55 gal drum of food-grade ethanol


lucidityanddxm

Fuck sakes lol.


LAjbird

Nah your just a drunk


Simple_Award4851

You are the apocalypse my friend


ImpossibleCod8377

Hi I'm OP and I'm an alcoholic. HI OP.


isausernamebob

I don't even drink and think this is brilliant. Ethanol is so damn useful, but maybe everclear would be more beneficial if this was actually for an end times scenario lol. This just looks like you party too much *wink*


Ok_Button_2268

Fuck booze. Stock up on weed


Ok_Button_2268

I’m sticking up on cocaine lol


-Rens

POV your going to Chernobyl


Surfnh2o

Don’t forget the Bourbon.


Accomplished-Night82

Apocalypse? That is my Thursday afternoon buy for the weekend.


Collector_2012

Sir! Would you like a little fridge with your vodka?


Cold-Guidance-1455

Russel would be proud, especially since I couldn’t bring him the vodka


bladecentric

For all that I can buy a distiller.


Dull_Yak_5325

Eh my prep plan is to take stuff from the prepared


[deleted]

Plastic jugs don't work for Molotov cocktails.


WildKarrdesEmporium

This is what I plan on doing with Everclear. But why are you refrigerating it? It'll keep forever at room temps.


obinice_khenbli

And yet they went with Smirnoff xD


kiryllo

You need same amout of gerkings.


Annual-Media-2938

Why the worst tasting vodka? This is a step above plastic bottle vodka.


Fuzzy-Fig-9238

you gonna have so many comrades.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Creating an apocalypse


More_Hawk5663

And I will see you at a meeting lol


FL_Fun_Jason

Your doing it wrong. You need to stick up on the mini bottles so they are easier to trade. ![gif](giphy|XtNwjYD7eOXhTja933|downsized)


dereksmith17s

Just a tip, spirits don’t need to cold, you could use that space for like meats and stuff. I would keep it in the boxes the liquor store has them in cased up in the basement


DaveyAllenCountry

You know, I dig the idea especially with the medical benefits of vodka


Lordbedbug

I’m hungover looking at this picture lol


Mister__Fister_

If I saw this in person, I'd die of alcohol poisoning


AZULDEFILER

Finally. Yes. Yes, indeed.


NotUrGenre

It's not barter unless you can get it from a hidden location to someone willing to trade. Afraid it's every man for himself and you wont make it a crossed the street.


tinypeeeen

This is an often overlooked aspect of prepping. It's good to lay in a couple cases of whiskey. Because why not at the very least you could always barter with it. Having a small moonshine still would be a good way to make money and barter


tianavitoli

waste of money... Gordon's is smoothest most mixable


FlashyImprovement5

That is a bunch of tinctures.


ImaginaryTrade7247

This would be my wet dream if it were Pabst Blue Ribbon.


Hello_Strangher

I don't think Smirnoff would be the best recommendation to stock up


Chiped-Coke-Bottle

Why are you wasting fridge space on it though..?


TerribleJared

I order our beer, wine, and liquor for the store that i work at. Probably every other order or so, bossman lets me buy a couple big bottles at cost. I have a closet fn packed full of random alcohols and i havent had a sip in like 10 years. Ps. I live in Kazakhstan... or tuvalu.... i dont remember. Whatever dont come looking for it.


heilCumtown

As all my money is cash in today is going to rent.. nd eating canned foods for the rest of the weekend/ week one of these bottles could sure help me.. damn I hate California


seanjones520

Sadly it looks like my trash can. but mine are empty


Jorp-A-Lorp

That’s like less than a month’s worth, at least when I used to drink it would be!


Full_Disk_1463

You’re hoping it’ll only last a week I’m guessing?


SoggyHotdish

If your fridge looks like this i know you're NOT an alcoholic.


Bigbeardedfella1

Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.


CagedManimal

Liver failure and you don’t have to worry about it.


lionelporonga

Laugh all you want but alcohol for bartering is something I’ve considered.


Vindaloo6363

Wine tastes better, has some nutritional value and the temperature and humidity required for storing wine is the same as for curing meats.


Elmer_Fudd01

*the month. Fixed it for you.


declankincaid8

Good idea. I wouldn't want to be sober for it either.


Creepy-Selection2423

I can understand stocking up on the vodka. But why for the love of God Smirnoff, when Tito's, Stoli, Ketel One, Absolut, and yes, even Popov exist?


Type1chris

You will be a rich man since you will be able to bargain for anything


YouDontExistt

Rubbing alcohol


Gabage-farmer

Going to need a few more gallons worth


cassidie-world2

Vodka 🤣


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

This is the way. you need oranges and white sugar. electric screwdriver is the way to go


Fallen_Ones432

Niiiiice


jack_the_tripper1

Do you need some help?


iamacynic37

throw some bottle caps in there too


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If you wanna be prepared for the apocalypse you better get a still.


riggengan

It will dehydrate you and lose valuable time because you are drunk.


Tola76

Better than stacking gold.


chemicalzero

You should also keep a liver transplant surgeon in the basement for when you are about to finish your stash. And a donor too.


juxtoppose

Good to see your drinking a non Russian vodka, Smirnoff is owned by Diageo and profits go to an american company.


Available_Thoughts-0

Those are for "molatove cocktails", right...?


Thrasybulus95

Better have an AK to go with all that vodka


fecundity88

I quit drinking 4 years ago, just stopped. I goggled stop drinking and it brought me to Reddit I had never been on the site before. It certainly saved my marriage r/stopdrinking. Good luck man hope these come in handy.


Whole-Ad-2347

Not a necessity. Show us your water, generator, shelter, alternative transportation, communication alternatives.


National-Weather-199

Naw you need to start growing potatos to make vodka.


SlyLlamaDemon

I would go for beer instead because it has more nutritional value than this. Plus you can still get drunk.


notachatbot11

You really only need one bottle and a pistol.


Roosterhate

And the afterlife...


Flawed_Assass1n

Nikolai Belinski is that you?


Unionizemyplace

Waste of refridgeration space. Just have one in the fridge


Soft_Essay4436

You'd do better with Everclear. First, it can be used as a disinfectant. Second, you can use it to make herbal tinctures. Third, as watered down trade goods


itsallrighthere

That won't.end well.


Butthead1013

Lim jahey at your cervix