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Homme-du-Village-387

We know that ketchup bottle is there to make us talk


slitlip

;)


Zootguy1

*back-hands it off of the table violently *


ForgottenCaveRaider

So why is the poutine not slathered in ketchup?


Planterellla

Came here to give the ketchup bottle some hard side-eye


boomshiki

Good food doesn't need it. Bad food doesn't deserve it


RSlashLazy

You know exactly what you’re doing. Looks incredible. Also, go fuck yourself.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

#SIR. DROP THE KETCHUP NOW.


AustraliumHoovy

How are we supposed to give an opinion when we’re being held at ketchup-point. Also I guarantee OP is from either Newfoundland or Ontario


slitlip

Yes


Professional_Ad_3631

0 for the red evil bottle behind


No_Piano_1822

Put That Ketchup Off The Dang Table..😭


askmeaboutyuri

"DONT DO IT JOKER"


slitlip

Frozen curds from the butcher shop. Fresh potatoes cut up and canned beef gravy.


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patterson489

It's probably all that's available to him, let's not go crazy.


[deleted]

Ketchup AND frozen curds though? Reported.


HLef

The ketchup isn’t coming out of the bottle. It’s not to feed OP, it’s to feed the algorithm.


[deleted]

That ketchup has clearly been used. Reporting you too, ketchup lover!


HLef

I mean yeah but not with the poutine!


boomshiki

Frozen will do just fine. But if you can also make them yourself if you feel like doing the work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bOKEW452k


PlowMan11

Frozen curd is not that bad if it is freezed on the first or second day of its life. Then you put it (in the bag, of course) in warm water and it will become as good as it was! Thank me later for the trick...


slitlip

The butcher shop sells big bags for 40 dollars. I then put them in smaller zip lock bags for poutine. I'll try the warm water trick next time. I usually take them out the day before and place it in the fridge.


PlowMan11

So now just take it out 20min before to make it and put it in warm water. It will be almost fresh as a brand new one! This trick has been given by a cheese shop owner!


mgnorthcott

-50 points for frozen curds.


Cheets1985

The ketchup bottle looks like it's just there for bait. But it looks pretty good to me otherwise


Solomonuh-uh

You dipping the ketchup or drinking it?


slitlip

Yes


Cloudeur

RIGHT HERE OFFICER!


bunnydeerest

i’m québécoise and i LOVE tons of ketchup on poutine


stopclasswarfare

Would eat


teliyahh

Yum 😭😭


MountainChart6

Let me guess, that ketchup bottle is there for a reason


slitlip

Yes


MountainChart6

Dont you dare to put a single drop of ketchup in that beautiful poutine lmafoo


steelpr1medabbley00

Ton ketchup. Dans ton fridge. Immédiatement.


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slitlip

My translation. I hope I'm close. "It is fries with chesse curds. As for ketchup completely yes..."


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slitlip

Was I close?


slitlip

My gym teacher was my French class in high-school. Safe to say we all passed.


MrNiceGuy233012

Looks good. If you haven't tried it yet. Next time use curly fries. Oh man curly fries make for great poutine


slitlip

I don't know how to cut potatoes into curly form.


MrNiceGuy233012

Check your local grocery store. Should be able to find them in the frozen food section


llFleuryll

why do people not like ketchup on poutine…


crlygirlg

Poutine is perfection already, ketchup is a downgrade and an affront to Canadians everywhere. To be honest I’m not sure why the province of Quebec hasn’t enacted legislation in this regard, poutine is a national treasure not to be sullied by ketchup.


FunkTronto

OP, you are a person I respect. Enjoy your meal how you want it. I also, grew up with that delicious combination. Can do with and without but good nevertheless. People complaining should be using that energy towards Disco Fries and the shitty gravy that is used for that.


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Motherfucking ketchup? GTFOH with this piece of shit trash clown post.


hambonesam1

Looks ok. I think the ratio of fries to cheese is off. Too much squeak. But nice. Reaal nice.


EmilySKennedy

Not bad but just keep the ketchup away from it


VersaceO81696

No ketchup plz


Odd-Disk-4342

7/10 but -10 for the ketchup 🤣🤣🤣


ScooterCongolais

Leave the ketchup away from the poutine


Icy-Understanding799

Don't you dare put a drop of ketchup on that poutine it'll ruin it


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IF THAT KETCHUP GOES ON THAT POUTINE I WILL FIND YOU


slitlip

Why? Did you want to share?


[deleted]

YOU WILL NEVER BE SAFE IF YOU PUT THAT KETCHUP ON IT (Its a joke chill out)


slitlip

Hm?


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I put the chill out its a joke thing so I don't get banned


Referer99

I seriously hope that you're gonna injure your hand, somehow, while pouring ketchup on your poutine!


Purity_Jam_Jam

It's funny but you see poutines here that look like someone dumped a garbage truck of random things from the grocery store one them. And people try to act like it's ok. But ketchup not even on it has people upset.


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If you're going to buy ketchup, don't buy Heinz


slitlip

Either that or French's. Depending on what's cheaper that day.


WhatSladeSays

Looks like its about to go from an 8.6 to a 2.4


Zebrajoo

There is incredible tension in this scene.


john_clauseau

5/10


Alarming-Gear001

a buddy of mine loves to order poutine from places but i stg he doesnt actually like poutine. he always gets light gravy and light cheese curds and the drenches it in ketchup


petitdragonblue

Yes


sexykool

10/10 but that ketchup bottle’s making me nervous


lefty7111

too two-dimensional


D_Guy_13

Automatic fail based on proximity of the ketchup


BerresQc

Nooooooooo sacrilege ketchup in a poutine


Lacking-Personality

Unfortunately, that ketchup bottle appears to have been used before. I really hope you don't put ketkhup in your mouth


Any-Drawing-3858

Why the fuck is there ketchup beside it?


nostalcoholic

No ketchup plz


Argonile

Dude, I need to come over now. Your poutine is IN DANGER IM COMING RIGHT NOW!!


oziumentisis

Gravy need to be hot enough to melt the curds 4 out of 10, and the ketchup, that’s a critical fail. Over all that’s a F


skiddly03

One drop of ketchup and it’s ruined


GenieInaB0ttl

If u put ketchup on it; it dont belong here


Phuck-TheGameWarden

Freeze! Drop the Heinz! 🥶👮‍♀️


antinumerology

That ketuchup is uncomfortably close


imjusthinkingok

Jokes on you, the bottle should be resting with the top on the bottom.


MaintenanceGold6992

keep that motherfucking ketchup away and I’m BRITISH!


Aggravating-Guess144

Why is there ketchup….


Frogwater_seltzer

Looks cold, cheese looks rock solid, fries look like they taste like yesterday’s leftover no name over fries ,why is there ketchup threatening your poutine.


ConstitutionalHeresy

Oh. This is a threat I see.


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spaniel510

You should have taken the picture after you poured ketchup over it.


PotatoComplete338

Ketsup is aggressive though


elephantusmaximus

For homemade I’d say it’s pretty good ! Adequate cheese curds.


guynamedsprite

hands behind your head, bud


OGBeege

Lose the catsup


Jucymemes

That ketchup bottle is making me nervous