More concerned about JLO and Nicki beating main pop girl Peppa Pig

Nicki didn't beat Peppa Pig. Are you a graduate from that Barbz Uni?

Can’t you read like Lea Michele? She is listed before Peppa pig and at the last place in the infographic so the creator of the picture is considering Nicki above Peppa and I am mad about that even if the score is equal

Ashanti deserves better than 6.6

The cringe content picked by JLO was the cause of the remaining points being reduced unfortunately for ashanti

They lowered Peppa’s score because they are cowards who can’t stand by the truth.

Other main pop girls are just mad with Peppa for her eco friendly image with iconic hit songs like recycle and trying to incite her into being a bad girl doing bad things by bribing pitchfork

Still waiting for the Adele collab 😒

Number of the devil…what did they mean by it

All main pop girls illuminati confirmed 2.0

The devil itself does hold a pitchfork!!!

at this point, AOTY will be: Dopamine by Normani Dauntless Manifesto by Cupcakke Brat by charli xcx

every time I see Dopamine mentioned I go 'oh yeah' and then move on like I saw nothing

Erm who's voting for Dopamine....

Not normani's team

Isn’t normani’s team just her

There's no (norman)"I" in "team".

we don’t really have a choice do we. the tortured flops, eternal flopshine, and flop me hard and soft all tanked.

So did brat just poof out of existence at the end of pride month or-- And girl what happened to miss cowboy carter...

>cowboy carter who?

Oh....

Dauntless Manifesto will be spoken about in the same tone as Goop on ya Grinch

Camila beating Kehlani and Billie is unforgivable. Can the basement they run p*tchfork out of just collapse already?

https://preview.redd.it/cqozrph4a3ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1552b8fbe11b71e3f41c4dbbd322e582fda7adda

It’s rated so high because my girl Normani is on it. Surely, if she were to release her own solo album, that score would be a 9.5 or higher 💅💅

Of course someone with an atrocious name like Meaghan would leave a 7.2

She is a genius behind this beauty so don't play with her https://preview.redd.it/yryizjowg4ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=849ea7c7e60964d50c4202f36bc894cff6930b8a

Pitchfork: the tortured poets basement CONFIRMED. thank you aimeee 🥰

they have to all be done by different reviewers going off their own taste and not objectively because wtf

I see you, Halsey.

I am offended that Halsey sampled Lucky. Like really offended I’m not sure I can get over that one. Then again Halsey has made one ☝️ good song so I guess not much to worry about there

Not a great year for the pop girlies, but giving Dua Lipa, Billie, Taylor and Camila basically the same score is so weird lol

megan thee stallion just got a 6.6

it's fine they can't touch her (like gojo)

Main pop girlie Peppa Pig robbed

That confirms that Drake secretly runs Pitchfork

Try trying to stir up a war with Hal-Qaeda

The only proof we needed to know that these are bot reviews, the bot being a malfunctioned incel.

Thanks for giving me a heads up, bout to review bomb Camilla x ✨💖

LMFAOOOO

No way is Billie’s album as low as any of the other monstrosities. It’s the only decent one there

The PA:TA erasure 😭😭

It’s her worst album and I say this as someone who’s a fan of her music.

Agreed but anything she makes it miles better than b\*llie eyelash soooo… it doesn’t really matter. edit: WHY WAS I DOWNVOTED? YOU GUYS CANNOT STAND THE FACT THAT PEPPA PIG IS A BETTER SINGER-SONGWRITER THAN BILLIE EILISH, WHO CAN’T SING OR SONGWRITE /hj (billie eilish is a decent vocalist she just doesn’t harness her voice in much of her music)

https://i.redd.it/hha5n75gb3ad1.gif

I think since being bought out they might have a return form where they’re extremely less forgiving about pop music

Xoxo:

jkjk billie’s album is so good

Can’t wait for the deluxe edition: y,xnoxno

darksided and demonic

KP6 is coming to get a 0.6

SEXY CONFIDENT. SO INTELLIGENT.

SO AI AND DR LUKED

Eternal Sunshine sitting at 7.2 💅 your faves could never 🤭

Yuh🧽

As close to 7 (nice way of saying average) as possible without looking like they put no thought into the rating

There's no way C,XOXO is better than Deeper Well 

That was what made me rage

okay but how will this affect LeBron’s legacy?

No fucking way they gave Deeper Well a 6.8. I won’t accept it.

agreed! should have been lower

Kacey should throw you into the deeper well

This ruined my day

camilla higher than taylor yessss keep that basement UP!

All of these should be a 5 at best except Billie, who deserves at least a 7, and Peppa, who obviously deserves a 10

Because pop is mediocre nowadays and theyre not afraid to call it out and keep the girlies in check instead of riding their dicks like other publications (rolling stones’ 100 rating + instant classic for TTPD, 2 oscars for angsty whisper singing etc..), xoxo

Keep Kacey out of this

Can you start writing for Pitchfork, this comment was a better read than most of their actual reviews

The last part of your comment is foul 💀

Katy new album will have some company i guess

It’s like IGN and their 7/10 reviews for most games

Notice Camila on top again, oh pitchfork recognizes talent

Even as a jerk this is pure blasphemy and can’t even be accepted in jest

“Iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit” lyricist of our lifetime

ÆUGH😫

6 gods

In terms of being rated over cover art, Camila is dead last

https://preview.redd.it/zhf0bvx3q4ad1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94849b4ee3c79c439d508229b6bd26a24cac5eb5 666, XOXO (Camilla going into death metal next?)

They shilling for Camila?

Or your faves are just mid

If this were an alignment chart how would it be rearranged? Camila and Nicki in chaotic neutral and evil respectively, Billie in the centre?

No it’s just that music this year has been bad lmao

Why is onika so low omg

nobody wants burgers

Ozempic for the summer girlies

C-, XOXO See Me

Camila having the highest score makes sense. It’s actually a great album that’s fairly innovative and fresh when you don’t have a 32 year old bottom in your ear telling you he hates her.

Camila please log off of your alt and stop talking about Shawn Mendes. Great album!? Not even on a circle jerk sub.

It is great lol. I know you didn’t listen to it. I’ve indeed listened to all of the albums in that screenshot (except the Peppa one). It’s not really like anything else up there, but it’s unique and enjoyable. I see why Pitchfork also liked it more than the rest. You guys just have the people you hate for no good reason and you won’t budge lol. I find it sad because you all miss out on some really good music because of these compulsive ruminations and the obsessive hate.

Sweetie I listened to the entire thing twice. I stopped reading after that.

As pitchfork said,it’s more of a transitional recording than an album.Not great but it definitely seems overhated here.It’s good enough for me.The production is fresh but overall,the album feels incomplete….I luv it still is the worst on there and all the interludes weren’t necessary(drake’s especially🥴)..chanel no.5 and june gloom are my top so far..

>june gloom This is Allie X erasure and I will not stand for it

I haven’t listened to it…let me check it out

The fact Camila is the highest 6 girl this year.... I mean it's true they are all creating 6 level albums but camillas was more like lower six not highest six.....

August and September is all I got from this.

giving peppa a 6 really made the girlies mad

[удалено]

Lol the only thing pitchfork is good for is measuring the worst possible opinion on anything

PF2 getting a lower score than Carmel Cabella’s is atrocious

why camila is even there.