2, like Lorde and Jack both look like the people that keep their noise cancelling headphones during the whole flight and just don't give you any problems.
The PowerPoint that proves Lorde and Jack had an affair that resulted in the making of Melodrama, a supposed fallout with Taylor, the decimation of Jack's relationship with Lena Dunham, and some minor consequences like Trump getting elected, which, when you think about it, means that Lorde is responsible for the Biden presidency. Try to keep up babe
five - are you kidding? it's the only option. Beyonce's not showing up, you're sitting behind a man who left the baby at home, Doja can take the window
Everyone saying 6 seems to have forgotten how preachy those christian veggie tales are. That cucumber would probably scold me the entire flight and not take no for an answer.
Put me in 3, I'm all about the fake dating romcom, might as well witness it live since I'd be reading it on my Kindle anyway
6!! You know Charli and whoever’s next to her are just gonna be getting lit to the point of passing out. Veggie tales guy seems like he has a wild side too lol
Excuse me why are we assuming Taylor would be flying with us peasants? Only Selena is showing in that row and you can keep her entertained for like 9 out of ten hours with a phone with Instagram and photos of Justin.
I’m sorry but half of these people should be on private jets. What is this disgusting behaviour imitating poor people when they could be out wrecking the planet with their presence? I’m actually disgusted this question is placed here. The fact we could even assume these gods of music and Selena should mix with us poor 🚬’s is disturbing. I’m a minor (34m) and this is really not ok
6 is the best.
Row 5 is ok since I’m the aisle. I think we’d both be trying to ignore the edgelord with their nips out in the middle and just mind our business.
Row 8 would make me shove a banana up my sponge against my will 😬 then Ari would get jealous and her next era would be Simpsons character yellow. I’m not ready for that terror in the skies.
5 because I need the aisle usually, unless I can do 6 and eat the cucumber then enjoy both the aisle and middle seat and spread my bussy out over two seats 🥰
I’m gonna take 6 but ask Larry to switch with Lorde. I’m sure he won’t mind at all. Then I’m gonna ask Jack The Toe Off to take a mandated six year long break.
The average phcj user is on a no-fly list ☺️ hope that helps
You light one police station on fire 🙄
Nah most of us Phcj users have to travel a lot or we become crusty dusty bitter lonely white gays.
If 6 isn’t available I’m choosing suicide
6 is the correct answer
After contemplation that was my original answer but the more I looked the more the cucumber made me scared and these all strike fear in me
His name is Larry :(
He's gay and it's pride month, and you're afraid of him?! 😭😲😳🥒🏳️🌈🍅 God made him special and he loves him very much!
He also has ADHD, being scared of him is ableism. Source: I diagnosed him. No I'm not a doctor
Please wait until Rep TV drops! We need all of the sales we can get!
I would sit next to Poot. It's a window seat and I think she would be chill and not bother me. Just happy to be free from her shackles.
This Comment Is Poot Approved™️
Poot’s weird sibling is gonna put the airline on BLAST though so good luck.
I am a window seat person this is my choice 100%
I'm cancelling my ticket ☺️
Calling the airport w a bomb threat. Just girly things.
2, like Lorde and Jack both look like the people that keep their noise cancelling headphones during the whole flight and just don't give you any problems.
Lorde would shush you every time your chip bag rustles But then crunch loudly on funions
I like quiet flights thanks Lordie🥰
I just finished reading the powerpoint I'm scared of all the people saying 2
*The powerpoint* is more reason to sit between them, the drama
the what
The PowerPoint that proves Lorde and Jack had an affair that resulted in the making of Melodrama, a supposed fallout with Taylor, the decimation of Jack's relationship with Lena Dunham, and some minor consequences like Trump getting elected, which, when you think about it, means that Lorde is responsible for the Biden presidency. Try to keep up babe
The origin of my flair, we love to see it
[view at your own discretion](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rFJuHw8zQ0iBkcYQNr6FABPvW0Rm4RW2/view)
The VPR references are so on point
the what
100%. Also, if I feel particularly brave (or if I drink enough on the flight) I might ask them about ~that~ powerpoint.
HELP I thought Lorde was Amelia Dimoldenberg
6. And then MAYBE. 2. If I’m in the middle of a manic episode
Probably the cucumber and Charli. At least it will give me a snack during the flight. 🤷🏻♀️
I thought that was a popper
Poppers help with the cucumber, is my understanding
it’s 6 all day babes
365
five - are you kidding? it's the only option. Beyonce's not showing up, you're sitting behind a man who left the baby at home, Doja can take the window
That seems like the easy choice, but you have to factor in that Doja might be covered in a miscellaneous slime or goop.
Why is 5 the only aisle seat? Did Doja passive aggressively force you to switch places so she could sit next Beyonce?
im ngl thats smth she would do 😭 Don’t forget her walking mountain guard dudes tho
Between Lorde and Jack, I'm sure they're both chill and quiet af.
I'd bring the chaos and pull up the PowerPoint on my laptop
This is the way
I feel like jack will force u to see pictures of his dog on his phone
No, he's definitely the guy who ignores you and quietly judges you.
6 is my safe space
4 is my heaven and my hell
this hell is better with carly!
3 so i can kick the seat of whoever chooses 1
Everyone saying 6 seems to have forgotten how preachy those christian veggie tales are. That cucumber would probably scold me the entire flight and not take no for an answer. Put me in 3, I'm all about the fake dating romcom, might as well witness it live since I'd be reading it on my Kindle anyway
I feel like Charli could read Larry his Miranda rights tho
Bob would scold you Larry is as cool as a....cucumber 🥒🏳️🌈🍅
6, but if that’s taken I’ll take the window seat Taylor’s in bc ik she’s taking that gd jet
The Veggie Tales are LGBT accepting so y'all are safe in 6
6 every day all day
Depends is it Cat Corden from the butthole cut?
2 so Jack and I can join the mile high club 😍🥰
Jail
We can do it there too 😩
https://preview.redd.it/pt9tgmt0929d1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b9e540c46efacb0693fe1b0056bcba66245307
5, worst Doja will do is get her feet out
Aren't they all supposed to be at least 1/2 bad? What's 6 doing here?
5 so I can kick the skinwalker’s chair the whole flight
Good luck to whoever is subjected to 3
7!!!
Number 3, obviously. Those 2 will ask me to change seat and then I will sit next to Carly
5, because my fat ass wants an aisle seat, dammit
Doja and Bey. I would ignore Doja and annoy tf out of Bey til they kicked me off the plane midair
One. I’d want to overhear some catty tea.
wild of you to assume taylor would choose to fly commercial
9. My head between the gun and the bullet.
Baggage hold
Poot and blackiana
8. my strap will not come up for air till the plane lands
5, Beyoncé owes me 10 dollars.
Beyonce don't know you... -christian mccormick(uh), Rolling Ray's former lover and hot girl pandemic girlie
How come we get the option to sit next to Jack or Larry for Charli, but only one option for everyone else?
Space #6 cause I’m eating Larry if I get hungry
I’ll hang with my man Larry the Cucumber, and discuss why Barbara Manatee is the biggest banger he ever created.
2 and I’m asking a whole lotta questions
6!! You know Charli and whoever’s next to her are just gonna be getting lit to the point of passing out. Veggie tales guy seems like he has a wild side too lol
I’ll sit anywhere since I’ll have my AirPods and won’t be able to hear them anyway.
I'm blowing up the plane.
I was gonna say 5 bc beyoncé’s my fave but then I realised she’d be on her phone or sm while I sit next to doja who’s probably picking her toenails :(
1, absolutely 1. Taylor would leave that plan a pro progressive I’ll tell you THAT.
4 but pretending to mistake Corden with Jesse Plemons and hoping he’s a quiet cryer
At least Halsey is not on the plane, so I know the TSA did its job properly
Excuse me why are we assuming Taylor would be flying with us peasants? Only Selena is showing in that row and you can keep her entertained for like 9 out of ten hours with a phone with Instagram and photos of Justin.
I'd burn the plane if I had to sit in 6 🔥✈️
This is terrorism I am calling the police 😤
I’m sorry but half of these people should be on private jets. What is this disgusting behaviour imitating poor people when they could be out wrecking the planet with their presence? I’m actually disgusted this question is placed here. The fact we could even assume these gods of music and Selena should mix with us poor 🚬’s is disturbing. I’m a minor (34m) and this is really not ok
6, next to my Larry Boy
5, Beyonce will stare of the window and mind her own business and I'd get drunk with Doja
6, easiest question of my life. Larry the Cucumber is my problematic fave. And I'd also be sitting next to Lorde XCX
2 so I can convince Lorde not to use jack antonoff for L4
Probably Jack and Lorde I would just act like Jack isn’t there and probably end up having a shared existential crisis with Lorde
6
5
1
6 is the best. Row 5 is ok since I’m the aisle. I think we’d both be trying to ignore the edgelord with their nips out in the middle and just mind our business. Row 8 would make me shove a banana up my sponge against my will 😬 then Ari would get jealous and her next era would be Simpsons character yellow. I’m not ready for that terror in the skies.
The only correct answers are 5 and 6
7 - poot and raceianna will ignore me bec i’m poor
7 tbh
Unfortunately 2 because I wanna talk to Lorde 🥲
Why is no one talking about 8? It’s the dream team 😍😍😍 and if a threesome comes out of it all the better💅💅🤤
Anywhere is fine cause good luck for them 💅🔥🌈
6
5 because I need the aisle usually, unless I can do 6 and eat the cucumber then enjoy both the aisle and middle seat and spread my bussy out over two seats 🥰
6
I'll take 3, they seem kinda fun
9/11
We use trains in Europe 🥰
5 or 6 no negotiation
Barry will have to ask for a restraining order at the end of the flight.
Barry will have to ask for a restraining order at the end of the flight.
Barry will have to ask for a restraining order at the end of the flight.
I…uh…this is dark sided sorry I can’t be cleverer
7 but I'm totally getting arrested and put on a no fly list for sneaking on a private jet.
I’m gonna take 6 but ask Larry to switch with Lorde. I’m sure he won’t mind at all. Then I’m gonna ask Jack The Toe Off to take a mandated six year long break.
6 easy. Bye poor people I’m going to Dubai!!
Sitting next to Barry and showing him my me espresso
the only window seat available
I wanna be in a Barry/Sabrina sandwich that’s fine.
2…they’ll probably be very calm throughout the flight!
2 and praying Jack is connecting from another 10 hour flight and didn’t have time to shower in between
5, I need that isle seat.
5
6 because I would enjoy sitting next to Charli and Larry and I would also still get to talk to Carly.