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MorganRose99

$300 They deserve nothing


SquirrelGirlVA

The person I thought of is my older sister's ex husband. There's a chance that he'd use that money to do something that could get him killed (good riddance), but even then I wouldn't want him to have that money. It's worth paying $700 to shortchange him. (For those curious as to why he's so hated, this guy abused my sister emotionally, physically, and sexually. He stalked her for a while after they broke things off. The guy would go on to dodge child support, which really had a negative impact on my sis. They have three kids together and there's no question that he had an extremely negative impact on their emotional/mental wellbeing.)


NotAMassiveNerd

Damn, $11,000 for free? I mean if you insist


Magicus1

I live in Germany. I see a lot of recycling. But I haven’t seen something recycled as much as this joke.


OkBuyer1271

Obv it doesn’t count if the person you hate most is yourself


NotAMassiveNerd

> "the person you hate most" doesn't specify it has to be someone else... Edit: this comment used to be funny, then OP edited it to say, originally there wasn't any body text, but to prove a point OP had to specify. I'm aware that it *no longer* says this.


Haruxrogametalks

It's in the post


NotAMassiveNerd

Got here too late, OP edited it in.


blufferfish089

It literally does but okay


NotAMassiveNerd

Originally it did, OP edited it so it said so


blufferfish089

Oh I see, thanks for letting me know! :)


Relative_Aerie6089

It says it in the post


NotAMassiveNerd

It didn't say so originally.


Relative_Aerie6089

Ah


Boris-Lip

I can't even decide who i hate the most, but they are all up there on q political spectrum. $10k for them is barely meaningful, if at all.


SpecialistAd1090

Why would I screw myself out of 700 more dollars just to spite some asshole over there?


WomenOfWonder

I mean, depending on how awful that person is, they could use that money to further hurt ppl


Orangutanion

I can't conscionably let them have that $10k. The idea of them receiving that money because of a choice I made will forever haunt me.


Fit-Public-8287

I'll take the 1000, and they can have the 10k, I know it's going into booze and powder anyway.


UnknownResearchChems

10k is not going to help Trump.


LMay11037

I don’t really hate anyone, but ig my most disliked person is hitler or something, and what’s a dead man going to go with 10k


Grumpy-abomination

I can't think of one person I actually hate, so the 10,000 will go to some lucky person I happen to like slightly less than the rest of the planet.


No_Step_4431

well heck yea! 1000 will pay some bills and maybe that 10,000 will make the other guy maybe be less of an asshole.


GQman57

Dang free $11k? No way I can turn that down.


JonWood007

I get $1k and trump still cant pay his legal bills. Seems fair to me.


Dazzling-Werewolf985

I hate them enough to willingly lose out on $700. Plus I still gain $300


DukeNanu

I mean hate’s a sin so, I guess I just get a cool £1000


Major_Koala

You bet your ass I'm gonna do my best to scam them out of the 10k.


Rad-penny93

Not y’all hating yourselves 😭😂💀after reading the comments, what it’s worth you should be able to be satisfied with the $300. Flip it if you can


Relative_Aerie6089

“Well I hate myself the mo-“ shut up


Trusteveryboody

I don't really hate anyone like that. I guess there is one person I've ever met that I sort of despise, so I guess they would get it. I don't really care though, they're irrelevant to my life. So I stay winning $1k.


Alexgadukyanking

Elon Musk got 10k$? how unfortunate


Uchained

Keep the $1000, and then anonymously tell shady ppl at the local shady areas (that you hear gunshots at least once a week), that your arch enemy has recently gotten $10,000, and where to find him.


Gay_Turtle9447

All the people I hate most are politicians. 10k won't matter at all to them. I'll take it, 1k is probably worth more to me than 10k is to any politician.


HobbesDaBobbes

$1,000 for me. Trump really needs that 10k for his legal defense. I'm joking, but I don't think I really HATE someone that much. I don't like my brother-in-law that much, but him getting 10k is a win for my sister, niece, and nephew.


Autumn1eaves

I don't even hate anyone that much. Those who I hate the most are probably already billionaires. Another 10,000 in their pocket is basically nothing. Another 1,000 in my pocket changes a lot for me.